#damn this anon is thirsty for that boi

[number1jeonginstan]

oky so ik u got an ask from ddyskz  about a similar thing but can you do some of the following (seungmin, han, lee know or bang chan) as perv best friends???? idk... its fine if not but i just love your work <3

also can i be /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ anon?

A/N: Hi hi!! I loved this request, so let me know if you want a part two! I’m so thankful that you are loving my work!!! Ofc you can be /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ anon!!!

WC:1.2k 

Minors don't interact, 18+

Pairing: BestFriend Perv!Seungmin x Reader

Warnings: m!masturbation, pervy Seungmin, that’s basically it!

You and Seungmin had been close friends ever since you both debuted. You had accidentally run into him, head-first behind the music bank stage. You ended up profusely apologizing, feeling so embarrassed and he just laughed, saying it was alright. 

From then on, the entire week of promotions, you both were hanging out in secret. It was like a new friendship blossomed between the two of you. You both had similar interests, causing you both to talk a lot more. By the end of the week, you two had exchanged numbers. 

As the years went on, you and Seungmin got closer, constantly hanging out with one another in secret. Sometimes it was just getting coffee, other times you were asking each other for advice on your vocals. One thing no one could take away from you was your guys’s Sunday drama watches. 

You would either go to Seungmin’s dorm, or he would come to yours and the both of you would binge-watch whatever new drama came out. This month was Daily Dose of Sunshine. You ended up coming over to Seungmin’s dorm seeing as the boys had gone back to their houses for the weekend. Seungmin’s family was out on a trip, so he stayed home. It worked perfectly for you as well because your group's new promotions had finally ended, meaning you could indulge in being lazy for a few days. 

You knocked on their dorm door, waiting for Seungmin to open it up. “Open the damn door!” you whined, pounding on it a bit more harshly. He finally did, rubbing his eyes. He wasn’t wearing a shirt, only some plaid pajamas. “Put some clothes on you weirdo,” you said, walking to his room, taking off your jacket, and lying down on his bed.

You were dressed in just a tank top and pajama shorts, knowing that you both would be glued to his bed for hours.  

“Why are you here?” he groaned, putting on a shirt from his cupboard. “Did you forget?” 

“Oh shit, what drama were we supposed to watch this month?” he asked, sitting on the bed, putting your splayed-out legs on his lap. “Nuh uh, it’s a secret” you giggled getting up and taking out your laptop from your bag. “Now please go get some snacks,” you said, pushing him lightly off the bed. 

“Okay your highness” he groaned, getting up and taking a good look at you. You were curled up at his headboard, your knees pressed against your chest while your laptop was splayed on his bed, ready to start the next episode. You looked good, too good. No makeup on your face, your hair a bit crazy, but still looking as pretty as ever. 

Every time you guys did this, he always had to jerk off after you left. The scent of you in his bed was too overbearing, and you always pressed against him the entire time you guys watched the show, never leaving his side. He wasn’t sure how much longer he could take it. 

He came back with a handful of snacks and some drinks, knowing that you would complain about being thirsty and then he would have to get up again and it would cause a whole fiasco. “How much longer Minnie?” you groaned, growing impatient. “Coming, you weirdo” 

“I was wondering, what do you want to eat for lunch, my treat,” you grinned at him. While you were gone, you stole one of his hoodies, it was already over-sized on him, but on you, it looked like a dress. He could feel his cock twitch in his pants, you looked so fucking good in his clothes. 

“Whatever you want,” he said, getting into his bed next to you. He slipped his legs under the blanket, you following suit. You curled up next to him, starting the show. It was peaceful, three episodes went by like this, your koala bear wrapped around him, your head in his lap while his arms were wrapped around yours. 

What you didn’t feel, was his cock slowly getting harder at every movement you made around him. “Hey, I’m gonna go to the bathroom real quick.” You got up from his embrace, accidentally falling directly on top of him, your cunt brushing against his clothed cock. You didn’t think much of it, but Seungmin was trying his best to not let out a groan. It was getting to be too much for him. 

As you went to the bathroom, he tried re-adjusting his cock in his pants, trying to hide his growing boner from you in fear you would think it was weird. You came back without his sweatshirt, making an excuse that you were getting too hot, and the blanket was enough. 

As you got back into the bed, you curled up against him, your chest pressing against the side of his body. He began feeling hot, there was one thing when you were wearing a hoodie while hugging him, but wearing just a tank top was too much. He tried not to shift a lot, barely paying attention to the show playing in front of him. 

Before he could say anything, he heard your snores coming from beside him. You began moaning in your sleep and he could no longer take it. He looked over to see your tits spilling out from the shirt you were wearing and gently got up, not wanting to disturb you. He rushed to the bathroom, not knowing how long he had until you woke up and tried taking full advantage of it. 

He locked the door, double-checking to make sure you couldn’t come in, and slowly took out his already hardened cock from the confines of his pants. He slowly began stroking it, using the pre-cum the tip of his cock as a lubricant. All he could think about was your tits, and how good they would look with his cum covering them. 

How he would fuck you so well while you were wearing his hoodie. He would fuck you anywhere you asked, even in his changing room during promotions if you asked. That made him think back to the outfit you were wearing for your most recent comeback. You pulled off the girl crush clothes perfectly, what he would do to fuck you from behind in that mini skirt you were wearing. When you were learning the new dance for the tiktok you both made, your tits were bouncing perfectly in your top. 

He groaned, putting the bottom of his shirt in his mouth, scared that you might hear him. You ended up waking up from your nap, getting up, and knocking on the door to the bathroom, thinking he just got in there. “Minnie, are you okay?” you asked your voice still groggy from your nap, and it made him groan. The way you said his voice was enough to make him cum. 

He began stroking his cock faster, needing to feel some sort of a release. “Yeah, I’ll be out in a minute, I just am feeling kinda hot, I’m trying to cool down.” 

“Okay Minnie” you giggled from behind the door, “I’m going to order some food for us!” 

You went back to the bed, while he finally found his release thinking about your moans on his bed, cumming all over his stomach. Thank god he didn’t get caught, or did he?  

[justiceforvillains]

Vampire Hunter Lee Know, set back in the 1800’s or just an older time period in general, with a vampire reader who is as ethical as a vampire could be, and now Lee Know has to decide if he hunts and kills the reader or defies orders

OMG ANON YOUR MIND?!?! this is sooo good I'm afraid I won't do it justice but I will try, you didn't say what genre so I'm assuming it's fluff

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

It was stupid THIS was stupid, how come whenever Minho sees you he can't seem to pull the trigger, this wasn't good, he never misses a shot he has killed hundreds of Vampires what makes YOU so different

"are you going to shoot me lover boy or what" your big mouth isn't helping his case either "can you just shut the fuck up for 5 damn seconds!" you rolled your eyes at him, "you know if you don't shoot me I might have to kill you"

You say smiling making sure to show him your thin fangs "oh please you wouldn't hurt a fly" you raises an eyebrow at him "you do know I'm a vampire right?" "yeah and how many humans have you killed?" you closed yououth not expecting this question, you never killed anyone you always sucked enough blood to not be thirsty

"I could kill you if I wanted to" you mumbled "and I can shoot you if I wanted to" "but you won't" you replied back, walking closer to him, you could hear his heartbeat getting stronger faster but not out of fear but more out of excitement

"you know if I didn't know any better I would think you had a little crush on me" you giggled when you noticed how red his ears have become "I don'-" "Minho are you here?!" shit those were his hunters colleagues"

"Fuck leave now before they see you he looked around panicked" you giggled "so you really do have a crush on me" "this is not the fucking time t-" you interrupted him with a kiss

You pulled away to find him looking at you with hazzy eyes "see you next time lover boy" you said before disappearing

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a better ending but I hope you liked it!!

[therealslimshakespeare]

first off I just want to say that ur a QUEEN GODDESS and may ur reign be undisputed forevermore😭🙏🏽💞

now onto business😎: ur writing has inspired me to write (for callum turner characters) so if u ever want to read more fics about joe rantz, Thomas Webber (because damn he was fine in the only living boy in New York), Tiger, Theseus, AND John…stay tuned

But thanks for being not just a talent but an INSPIRATION❤️ur a girls girl fr

Oh my gosh darlin’, you’ve sent me into a tailspin tizzy with all this kindness, I cannot cope!!! Me @ you 👇🏼

I am so delighted to hear that you’ve gotten the bug, it’s a wonder and shock I had anything to do with it -but, if I can manage it? YOU CAN ACE IT. You’ve got this and I’m thirsty for content on any and all of these wonderful manifestations of Mr. Turner’s wonderful talent. Tbh I’ve not even seen Boys in the Boat as yet but due to gifs and love of Joe from the book I am thirsty as a desert nomad for content of the man.

Please tag me in whatever you accomplish, may the muses attend you, sweet Anon. 💋

[hanafubukki]

I love how we could all spend a normal day, then, in view of Lilia card, become in an instant a brunch of wild slut for this old man. We are thirsty or we are not, the thing is we are proud.

I already told this card make me understand Frollo singing his lust for Esmeralda. But in this card Lilia truly remind me of Esmeralda. With the ribbons, making gracious hypnotic movment than looking at us with his sassy look. Bat boi. If you want another child that much, don't need to go that way you can just ask and many will volunteer 🤚

Lust is a sin. But this man already have blood on his hands so I think it's not much of a problem 👌

AND OT3 STORY RETURN, LET'S GOOOO ! 👊

-🦋 Anon

Hello 🦋 Anonie,

The fact that I had two anonies talking about Frollo and his lust for Esmeralda has me laughing. This is what Lilia does to us, we just fall to our knees and thank him.

Might as well buy that handkerchief of his and sniff it like rollo 🤣🤣

So so true 🦋 Anonie, we Lilia Stans all came united and focused on the same thing. His hair, his expression, those damn ribbons and it just lit our lust for him even more. Muwah, I am so so proud of all of us and our collective desire for this fae.

Like Malleus, Lilia pulls off the Esmeralda vibes beautifully. Malleus had to learn it from someone after all.

The lure of the ribbons. The grace and yet mischievous movements. The raven hair with pink strands. Just, so so delicious 🤤

Yes Lilia, there are so many people who would gladly volunteer as tribute to give you another child; just say when and where.

Lust might be a sin to some but it can also be so satisfying and pleasurable.

Yesss!! I hope everyone who likes the OT3 will like it 👊 I have some simple ideas thought out, just need to write them. ☺️🌺💗💚

[child0feden]

Please I need to tell someone about this😭I finally got to play RE4 remake and-OMG LEON KENNEDY THAT MAN

Whenever he appears on my screen I feel like a victorian man seeing ankles😭Not even a guillotine could prevent the head id give him

Anyway hiiiii how are you doing?I hope youre doing well!Eat something tasty and drink lots of water💗💗

-🫧✨️Leon makes Dreamcast anon feel thirsty

awhhh, well first of all congratulations on finally being able to play it, dreamcast anon! it is a damn good game, huh? i hope you’re enjoying it and i would certainly recommend checking out the separate ways dlc too because well, more ada content and who doesn’t love more ada content? she is so beautiful and so kickass ^w^

leon is most certainly a very pretty boy, he is definitely a sight for sore eyes… he was a cutie pie in resident evil 2 but he looks beyond hot in resident evil 4… resident evil 2 leon is absolutely a cute little submissive boy whilst resident evil 4 leon is a major switch man!

honestly i think so many characters in survival horror games are attractive though and it almost seems unfair because how fucking dare they go through so much insane shit and still look so good! leon kennedy, james sunderland, claire redfield, ethan winters, mia winters, heather mason, ada wong, yuri kozukata, miu hinasaki, hisoka kurosawa, josh washington, emily davis, sam giddings are just to name a very slim few… people in horror games are just always guaranteed to be hot :(

getting all hot and bothered when you see an attractive character appear on screen is certainly a familiar feeling for me too, dreamcast anon! shit, it goes double for me because i fawn over both men and women…

second of all, thank you for asking that! i’m doing pretty good, my tooth extraction date has finally been scheduled for the second of december so not as soon as i would like but it was all they had so you know… thankfully my pain has lessened a whole lot and is much more bearable thanks to my antibiotics and codeine tablets so i’m not in all that much pain anymore! other than that i’ve been doing my usual of playing some games, listening to music and getting a bit of writing done whenever i can! i will most certainly drink some water and eat something sweet so long as you do the same, honey… seems you’ll definitely be needing a drink anyways considering just how thirsty you are, dreamcast anon hehe <3

[bat-eclecticwolfbouquet-love]

Hmmmmm..now that i think about it, shiggy with white,long hair and abs sounds pretty sexy to me i cant stop imagining him pounding in a unknown speed to mankind while choking me❗️(I want to worship those monster abs)

But i will miss the weak,grumpy Lil skinny boy with hands all over his body, short blue hair that looks really virgi-I mean adorable and wants to be dominated or at least trying to be dominant but he is too clingy🤧

Both got me thirsty but I prefer to be dominated by a beast in heat if yk what I'm sayin'.I'm also kinda sad that I can't see ppl making a lot of content about season 6 shig especially when he lookin hella goodd

But the thing i wanted to know the most:Which shig do you prefer?😏😏😏😏

❗️❗️❗️❗️I LOVE YOUR CONTENT I HOPE YOU GET BETTER, I WISH YOU GOOD HEALTH AND DONT PUSH YOURSELF TOO HARD AND FOCUS ON YOURSELF, DARLING ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

With a lot of love,anon💗💞💋💖💝💘💟❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💓

First, I'm so sorry for taking so long to reply. Please forgive me 🥺🩷 and I too want to be dominated by the Shig beast in heat

There are so many Shigaraki versions to love, and honestly, it depends on my mood. Although I can't see a sub Shigaraki at all, man just doesn't have those vibes to me. But clingy, needy early Shigaraki with a hint of yandere mood was what I feel in love with.

But DAMN the new Shigaraki King....man has the power to destroy me in every way and I'm into it. The sheer strength and power, the presence.....I'm dying. And yes he could pound that cock of his into me so fast I wouldn't be able to catch my breath, only hold onto him for dear life. Love love love it. Also there are fics with season 6 Shigaraki but they were written a few years back when he first showed up in the manga. I wrote a 2 chapter one called Target Acquired if your interested 👉👈😳 cause he made me do 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵.

Thanks for sending this, Anon, and once again, I'm sorry it took me so long to answer. It's been crazy in my life, but 😘😘

Ps. New powerful muscular Shig as Alpha 🥵💦 gods I would walk for a week

[dukeoftheblackstar]

If any of you want to read a fic about this and get absolutely shattered with so many emotions, allow me to spread this lovely thing here:

An AU following Clone Wars episode 2.22 ("Lethal Trackdown"). After falling in with some of his late father's bounty hunter friends, and orchestrating an attack aimed at killing Jedi Master Mace Windu, Boba Fett was caught by Master Plo Koon and brought back to Coruscant to face justice for his crimes. At least, that was the plan. But Plo Koon never met a stray he didn't want to help, and he manages to persuade a reluctant Jedi Council that jail is the last thing a lost child like Boba needs. And if that means Plo has to raise a traumatised eleven-year-old bounty hunter all by himself to be an upstanding member of society, then that's exactly what he'll do. Look out, universe. Plo Koon has cocoa and fluffy blankets, and he's not afraid to use them.

And now I'm gonna tag people I would like to cry with me <: Read this 18293189238193 times and I still weep every time ♥

@amorfista @notthestarwar @starrrgazingbunny @daimyosprincess @acatalystrising @thirsty-boba-fett-posts @hinderr @syn0vial @sinisterexaggerator @what-i-meant-to-say @wings-and-beskar @littlemissmanga @meshlaxbunny @blueink-bluesoul @wolffegirlsunite @cloneloverrrrr @clone-anon-after-dark @eloquentmoon @maul-antics @grizabellasolo @plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows @saengak @eyecandyeoz

I probably missed a way but if you like Boba Fett being a shit boy post-Jango death and some wholesome touch of Plo stepping in, it will give you the damn feels ♥

That one episode in TCW where Aurra Sing abandons Boba.

Plo Koon: "good thing I keep adoption papers on me at all times."

[kabukiaku]

Erika, sweetheart, I love you and all that you do. I just realized that you also love Star wars and uhhh, i will probably die with absolute happiness if you would draw Anakin?? I love him sm and i love you sm too and i just really love him so sooooooo much and i lov your art style and i can guarantee you of 120% i will literally MELT if you draw him okay where was I going with this i just... I LOV?? SM?? Follow up suggestion: Anakin with Obi Wan and Ashoka adakgjgfcshvakkaaaaaa my faves !!

thank you anon I know what I’m drawing today. Prepare to be blessed.

[doctorgerth]

Killer anon here! THANK U SO MUCH IT WAS SO GOOD Ur right killer doesn't get enough love but aaahagh I love you and how u write him 😘 bless

I LOVE YOU TOO ❤️❤️

Killer is one of my many husbands, I love him so fucking much and I absolutely love reading and writing about him!! Wouldn’t mind more requests for him in the future 👀💘

So happy you liked how your request turned out! Here’s a bootylicious killer for further enjoyment 🍑

[ask-rodent-boy-blog]

Oooh, are you crushing on a guy or a girl? 👀

“No offense, I mean. Uh.. guy? Don’t really know why you guys are so invested in my personal life.”

[ask-chef-teruteru]

What do you think of Kiyo's new look?

“I think he likes lullin’ me into a false sense of security—likes makin’ me think he’s already gotten to be as drop dead sexy as any mere mortal can possibly get— and then likes to show me it’s possible to be an 11 on a scale of 1-10.”

@ask-korekiyo

[eggtartz]

hi!! may i please request the toman founders (together) celebrating the reader's birthday?

a/n : sorry for the delay anon my health has been declining recently :( this might be a little short because my eyes are burning but anyway thank you for requesting and enjoy 🫶🏻

masterlist

: manga ending spoilers, a bit of angst, mentions of neglect but overall a lot of fluff

"y/n? hey y/n wake up.." you felt your body was shake as you awaken from your nap. it's at least noon and you had a meeting at dawn so you decided to take a quick nap at the shrine. you saw baji looking down at you as well as haru.

"it's getting warmer y/n you should nap inside" haru said while helping you to get up. "oh it does feel a bit warm.." you mumbled.

"c'mon sleepyhead" baji lifted your limp body on his back and you dozed off again. you didn't had much sleep last night due to your insomnia so you tend to lack energy and sleep at random times. "okay there you go, we'll wake you up when the meeting starts okay?"

"mmh thankyou baji san"

"okay we need to do the plan like right now, she's knocked out" kazutora said hurriedly while tapping his fingers on the table. "mitsuya has the division members been informed about our plan?" draken asked the purple haired boy. "yeah, they're on standby. they've been very excited actually" mitsuya said. the toman founders thought it would be nice to have a small birthday party for you. it does happen once a year so the members saw no harm in it, besides the other division members seem content with their decision and is on board with the plan.

"okay so this evening we'll take the cake out then kazutora and baji would bring the cake at the meeting and lights out then we sing the song for her. pretty simple right?"

"but kenchin why can't i bring the cake?!"

"because you're the president mikey, you need to start the meeting"

"oh wait you're right" mikey snickered while stuffing his face with dorayaki while the others had ice cream. they hoped nothing would go wrong, nothing would right?

the evening came rather quickly as you stretched your body and twisted your body in multiple directions to crack them. rubbing your eyes, you went to the shrine and saw pahchin and pehyan there. "oh good morning pah, peh."

"good morning y/n chan! did you have a good sleep?"

"yes i did, feels so fresh too. say is the meeting long because my stomach is growling" you held your belly.

"i don't think so" pahchin said then walked away with peh when some members called the two. you sat down on someone's motorcycle and lifted your leg. "hey y/n chan want some candy?"

"yeah sure"

"here y/n chan you look thirsty"

"oh thankyou"

"y/n chan you like chocolates right? here!"

"that's so nice of you!" now, don't get you wrong everyone in toman was so nice they felt like family. however this atmosphere felt off and everyone was acting a little bit too nice. you hopped off the motorcycle to ask what's up with everyone when mikey and the division captains pulled up and made their entrance.

"president!" everyone bowed, as you too. after settling down, mikey was standing in front with takemichi and draken behind him. "now! we have gathered here today to uh hear me talk about my day yes! so my day was really shitty so i wanted to drop out from school! how about that?"

you were confused, mikey always has been complaining about school in meetings but never in big meetings like these. these kind of meetings usually means he's announcing toman is going to fight another gang or something. this was the last thing you expected. you glanced at your surroundings to share a confused look with someone only for them to avoid your eye contact.

huh, strange.

"where the hell is keisuke? my story doesn't make sense anymore!" mikey whispered to draken, gestured takemichi to take over instead. "u-uh yes i say uh we all drop out from school? but that would be risky for our on future right so.." takemichi prolonged his tone and nervously looked around.

"damn it, kazutora where are you?!" haru yelled in a whisper at the phone he was clutching while kisaki fumbled with his uniform. "patience haruchiyo, we're just a bit late"

"a bit?! the guys over here are telling fairy tales so she won't notice! hurry up"

"we're almost there haru, just wait there with kisaki!" baji yelled from the other side when the phone went dead. kisaki kept extending his neck to look for baji's motorcycle but after five minutes, he finally saw the two of them. "shit be careful with the cake, where's the light?"

"it's here in my pocket, now kisaki go turn off the lights"

"we all ready right? okay so three, two, one!" the lights that was centered at the shrine went completely off making you shriek in surprise. you accidentally hugged the arms of the person beside you but let his arm go instantly. "oh sorry"

"no worried y/n chan, you can hold on them if you're scared" he teased and you landed a slap on his arm. suddenly there was spotlight and it was directed at you, the sudden light made your eyes blind so you squinted a few times to adjust your vision. then,

"happy birthday to you.."

"happy birthday to you"

"happy birthday dear y/n"

"happy birthday to you!" you heard the members sang while approaching you with a white cake which was written 'happy birthday y/n!'. mitsuya was holding the cake as well as the founders who stood behind him who wore birthday hats too. when the singing ended mitsuya was standing in front of you and smiling so sweetly.

"make a wish y/n chan" your captain said. you did a little wish and blew out the candles which resulted in a ear deafening celebration from the members.

"yay cake!"

"that's for her mikey"

"but i wanna eat it.."

"you just had cupcake this morning" you stood there and watched every member blossomed a smile and congratulated you. you didn't even remember it was your birthday, your family has been neglecting your mere presence for a long time so you've grew up not remembering such an event like your birthday. hakkai was the one who noticed your birthday was near and suggested to mitsuya for them to have a small celebration.

never have you thought that they actually cared so much about you, going to the lengths of calling huge meetings so everyone could be there. you lowered your head to hide your sobs but mitsuya catched them. "it's okay y/n, we're here for you. so just leave it to us yes?" he assured you sweetly while lending you a piece of cake on a paper plate.

the toman members had a nice day that dawn, the celebration ended up late at night but you were so happy. more than happy. and you couldn't be more grateful.

[royalsweetteaa]

I demand a tier list of who you think are switches, tops and bottoms of the Chris Evans characters. 😤

I gotchuuu ;) 👉👉

18 + ONLY BELOW | MINORS DNI

Steve Rogers, Ari Levinson & Andy Barber:

80-100% tops & doms

These men have little to no sub going through their veins and are overdosed with dom energy. They all love to be called daddy and have a submissive baby girl to beg them for a good fucking when time calls for it. They are also most creative with pet names because of their dominant nature.

Amongst them all, Steve is the most dominant one with Ari being more of a casual dom. Ari isn’t that demanding on being called daddy/sir compared to Andy and Steve, but he certainly finds it to be a huge turn on. Steve likes being a bit rough when he gives you punishments, but he taunts with sweet names as he gives them. Andy’s the opposite where he likes being degrading with words and calling you a whore while giving sweet and simple punishments.

Ransom Drysdale:

70-80% dom/top (secret 20% sub)

Ransom is a special case because he will deny having a submissive side for a long time until you’re deep in the relationship, and you start testing his ground for fun. It starts with simple things, like tugging his hair, twisting his nipple or sucking them, making him whine from the foreign feeling. No woman has ever done this before you, and it surprises him how good it feels. He will accept these eventually when you want to take charge, but like stated with the given percentage, he loves to be in charge overall. His dominant nature always calls to take claim of you when he’s being too vulnerable. He’s a casual dom too alongside Ari because while he is into a lot of kinky stuff, it’s not as overboard as what Steve and Andy are into, but he’s not one to mess with.

Johnny Storm:

60% dom & 40% sub = switch

Johnny’s a switch, but leans on being more dominant. He likes to make his girl squirm underneath him while he jackhammers into your pussy like a daddy. He will take charge of pushing you onto the bed and plunging his dick inside your cunt with no hesitation. In special occasions however, he likes to turn into your good boy and take care of mommy’s needs like slurping your juices from your pussy, sucking your tits and humping against you like a desperate manwhore. He likes when you tug his hair, both when he’s dom and sub - but especially when sub.

Jake Jensen:

70% sub & 30% top = sub/switch

Mama’s boy #1. He loves having you on top, riding him while he squirms underneath. Seeing your tits jiggle and your ass bouncing on his cock as you call him a good boy exposes the sluttiest version of himself. He loves when you use him to cum and he just wants to take care of you without needing to reach his climax, but of course you’re going to reward him when he’s being this good to you. He will listen to your orders if you tell him to do the work of thrusting his dick inside of you. If you have more of a casual relationship where you don’t want to dom, he’s totally okay with switching. If you want him on top, he’ll do it because Jake isn’t a selfish lover. Sex is always good in Jake’s book, but he just becomes more of a whiny mess when you are in charge.

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Note from author: ughh can you tell I’m obsessed with making these? 🥵 Also anons have been blessing my inbox lately, like damn thanks for the thirsty thots. ;)

[trickkombowerskru]

NSFW ABC’S-Rodrick Heffley

Request:Yes

A/N: This request is literally a year old and I am so sorry for the long loooong wait anon. Thank you for waiting this damn long and being patient with me

A- Aftercare

(What they’re like after sex)

I’m not even entirely sure if Rodrick even knows what after care is tbh, so you’d probably have to explain to him the concept and then he’ll be pretty decent at it. Cleaning you up and then giving you all the attention you need afterwards

B -Body Part

(Their favorite body part of yours)

Rodrick loves your thighs the most, he bites them all the time just to watch your reaction before he goes down on you

C- Cum

(Anything having to do with cum….we’re all thirsty nasty ass hoes don’t act surprised)

This man is NOT good at pulling out when he should so plan accordingly to avoid any unwanted consequences.

D- Dirty Talk

(How much do they dirty talk? What kind of things do they say?)

He tries, that’s the keywords but honestly he can't do it to save his life, will listen to you doing it for HOURS though

E- Experience

(How experienced are they? Do they always know what they’re doing?)

He isn’t really experienced, if he’s even experienced at all that is. ether way it’ll be a learning experienced for both of you

F- Favorite Position

(Self explanatory)

Anything where you’re on top, as established here he’s a sub through and through

G- Goofy

(Are they serious or goofy during sex)

ABOLUTELY Rodrick is giggly and adorable the whole time

H- Hair

(Are they well groomed? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc…)

I mean he’s decent, but this is Rodrick  we’re talking about soooo you know.

I- Intimacy

(How romantic they are within the moment)

He isn’t the most romantic guy in general, but like outside the bedroom he tries

J- Jerk Off

(How often they masturbate)

If you don’t think he doesn’t go for it at least a few times a weak... then you’re wrong, of course he’s still down whether he got off prior or not his body agrees to it will be a gamble 💀

K- Kink

(One or more of their kinks)

You can’t convince me this boy doesn’t have a praise kink you can’t

L- Location

(Favorite place to have sex)

As cliché as it is the back of his van, it’s just so hot to him

M- Motivation

(What turns them on)

You just you in general, you could be doing anything and Rodrick could find a way to get turned on

N- No

(Something they would never do to you)

He wouldn’t be into pain at all

O- Oral

(Are they a taker or a giver?)

I’d say he’s more of a taker for sure, but that doesn't mean he won’t return the favor, especially considering he’s the sub here

P- Pace

(How fast or slow they take it on you)

You always control the speed, but if he wants to slow things down or speed them up he’ll go faster

Q- Quickie

(What they think of them and how often they occur)

They definitely happen semi regularly

R- Roleplay

(How often you do it)

It wouldn’t be this cup of tea

S- Stamina

(How many rounds can they go? How long can they last?)

One maaaybe two rounds depending on the day

T- Toys

(Do they use toys on you or do you use toys on them?)

It’d be a process of introducing them slowly, but after a while he wouldn’t be able to get enough of them

U- Unfair

(How much they like to tease you)

I mean he tries to sometimes, but his ass gets punished if he tries anything too intense and he knows it 💞

V- Volume

(How loud are they?)

OH RODRICK IS LOUD

W- Wild Card

(Anything)

After sometime please tie him up, he loves it

X- X-Ray

(Let’s take a peak inside their pants)

I think he’s probably average

Y-Yearning

(How high is their sex drive?)

Did you not see the part where like practically everything turns him on, he always yearns for you

Z- Zzz

(How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Honestly Rodrick is probably out like a light 5 to 10 minutes after you finish

[husbandohunter]

You want Vitamin F, then let me supply you one;

Genshin boys transform into cats.

A Furry Predicatment [Cat Genshin Impact x Gn!Reader]

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Synopsis: Venturing to Springvale the boys inhale the fairy dust that turns people into cats, now they must endure the consequences.

Characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, Albedo, Zhongli, Childe, Venti

(A/n): My student just sent me a video of her cat. I think thats a sign anon. This was meant to be written. part 2 here :P

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[Diluc]

The grumpy cat (to no one's surprise) who wears the same iconic frown with the same matching gloomy eyes. He's grumpy about this outcome in particular, plus the fact he can't even voice his frustrations except for meowing noises and the endless craving for raw fish. RAW, how despicable.

The maids were looking for Master Diluc except that he was already there...in your arms. Just like his hair, his fur is the fluffiest as if he were a gigantic ball of hilichurl hair. You would nuzzle your face into it because he just feels so warm!

Absolutely will NOT live like a cat. The uncrowned king of Mondstadt refuses to drink water from a bowl. He cannot eat anything unless you feed him with utensils. NO, no he will not shove his mouth into the plate, its uncultured and unsanitary.

He never though taking baths would be so nerve-wracking (cat instincts). It was terrible, choosing between the feeling of water against his body or licking his paws to clean himself (a much more comfortable choice). This kind of lifestyle was miserable.

~xx~

[Kaeya]

The mischievious cat (oh no) cue pink panther music, he's the Tom with Jerry's brains. Unlike Diluc, Kaeya will ultimately fall into his cat instincts and somehow uses it to his advantage.

You bet he's gonna spy on people. At night he would jump upon the rooftops to peek through Goth Grand Hotel's windows (watching closely at the Fatui), until the Darknight Hero comes in. Diluc knows it's Kaeya, it's rather uncanny how he does it, hence the cat runs away immediately.

The type to lick you upon contact. You think this was a quirk that came with the spell but he was actually doing it on purpose. Usually targets the neck because he could get a reaction out of you (ohoho you're tickilish there eh?)

As he is roaming out on the streets, always manages to escape the dogs. Kaeya knows his way around the city like the back of his hand, he enjoys watching them bark endlessly while he licks his paws in a mocking manner. Until one of them hopped up, now things got tricky. Basically Kaeya gets himself to alot of trouble as a cat, the worst part was when a bunch of kids started to join in too.

~xx~

[Xiao]

The fiesty cat (he was always a fiesty cat) who hisses alot. Even his fur stands up like a porcupine when expressing his distastefulness. The way he meows almost sounds like a low growl, bares his fangs as if he were a thirsty vampire. Will scare alot of people away with his behaviour, even dogs.

But damn he would make a pretty cat. Golden eyes, dark green stripes and teal fur, the purple diamond still tattooed between where his eyebrows once were, it didn't take long for Verr Goldet to realize that was Xiao.

And the worst nightmare of all, while Cat Xiao roams around the city at night he happened to attract alot of other stray cats who lived in the streets. They were very attracted to his beauty, cornering him until there was no where to run, that was the only situation where Xiao was scared enough to run away.

His ears are the most sensitive. He can't help but purr whenever you pet between them. Though if anyone were to grab his tail, the outcome would not be very pleasant...

~xx~

[Albedo]

The curious cat (who does not die) that will appear from every corner, silently, mysteriously as if he teleported. Once Lisa found him between the bookshelves of her Library while seeing a pile of books stacked upon the floor. Before she could shoo him out, she realized that the cat was way too smart to be a mere cat and quickly deciphered that it was the Chief Alchemist.

Of course no one else in Mondstadt knew it was Albedo, they thought you just had a very talented pet. Margaret even decided to put him against Prince to see who's cat was the best. It wasn't even a competition. Catbedo could paint a picture just by using his paws.

But Klee found out eventually (she deserved to know). She would open her drawer, take out her bow and stick them upon his fur. It seems that Albedo can never get a break when it was against his little sister, she will find indulging activities to do without consent.

Astounded by the sheer talent your cat possessed, the Knights of Favonius offered to hire your cat to be trained as a Knight Cat because animals are very good at deciphering clues for investigation. Oh how unaware they were.

[Zhongli]

The type of cat for crazy cat ladies. It's the vibe he gives being an old man ranging to a thousand years. Zhongli is very behaving, very considerate and very calm in his cat form. His favourite activity is to snuggle upon your lap while you quietly read a book.

He is indeed a tall black cat. Has incredible and refined posture and if he were to stand up on his hind legs, he can even reach as far as the kitchen counter! Though he does not like the fact that he sheds so much fur, it leaves a huge mess behind him (in which you had to clean up)

Zhongli decided to venture into Liyue's streets and see what it's like to be a cat. He starts communicating with some of them, speaking his cat language (meow meowmewomewo? meeoooow). Needless to say, the cats had no idea what he was saying.

If there were any cat-related dish he eats, it has to be sushi. Raw sashimis if possible. You worry if the choice was even healthy for a cat but you remembered that he was still a god. He'll be fine, right?

[Childe]

The annoying cat (that you must take care of, remember) whos a little too impulsive for his own good. Childe finds the excitement running through him whenever he spots a mouse, a squirrel or even a bird. One moment he's in your arms, the next he just leapt high into the air and running into the streets.

Adventurous as always. You take him to the pond to get some fresh air. Childe is not afraid of water, at all. He plays a game with the fishes, trying to see how much he can catch in one swipe. You had to keep a close eye on him otherwise he'd fall in and drown.

Loves climbing trees but shortly realizes that he can't get down. You tell him to jump but he feels hesitant so you had to climb up and get him. However, now the two of you were stuck and Zhongli had to get you both down one at a time.

Childe has the prettiest blue eyes as a cat. They were big and bright, almost feminine. But you knew that look was the look of upcoming trouble.

[Venti]

Oh God Barbatos.

Venti can't stop sneezing. His own fur is all over the place and he just couldn't catch a break (or a breath). Every second he will hiss-sneeze, they sounded like dying noises.

You had to get him to Lisa as fast as possible otherwise the death of Barbatos would have been caused by his own self.

[chromes-corner]

Hello! I figure if you’re gonna get a bunch of thirsty people in your inbox you might as well have some variety sooooo lilac and sparkling? Like individual headcanons for each? The reader (in both) is 100% a top, and the boys are into worship (aimed at reader) praise (aimed at them) and aftercare. I’m gonna leave it at that though so you can still customize the hcs to the characters. Ty!

YESSSS THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME WRITE THESE TWO OMG!! AND WITH SUCH GOOD DYNAMICS WITH THE READER 🙏🙏

i love all my thirsty anons btw <3

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Lilac/Reader & Sparkling/Reader

Notes: nsfw headcanons w/ a top reader

Content Warnings: NSFW

A/N: I believe in underrated character supremacy

Lilac

Lilac is used to being subservient to the needs of his clients, but this…? This is something else…

He is not outwardly submissive, but he certainly doesn’t make a fuss when you’re on top of him.

Lilac is all about subtlety. He won’t beg for release or shout your name, but he does have his little nuances.

^^For starters, he will find it hard to make eye contact. If you’re holding him down and touching and playing with him, Lilac will avert his gaze to the side, tense his jaw, and blush very hard.

^^^His lilac scent will become noticeably more potent the more turned on he is.

Lilac is very quiet, but if you start singing his praises, he will jolt his hips into your touch and whine lowly.

^^If it's a particularly loud noise that he makes, he’ll cover his eyes with an arm and turn very red.

Gods, he loves looking at you. Lilac has never been a greedy man by any count, but having you above him – having himself inside of you – makes him ferociously possessive.

He silently memorizes every inch of your body and notes all its unique little quirks – he would be able to recognize you in a crowd nearly instantly.

^^He finds every bit of you fascinating.

He may not be one to plead, but oh, dear, if you demand his cooperation…

“Is it this that you want, Lilac?” you lilt, ghosting a hand over his prominent arousal.

Lilac exhales forcibly, straining his hips against where your hand once was. The lack of contact makes him squeeze his fingernails into his palms. He does not say a word.

You give him an exaggerated frown. “You’ll have to speak up if you want me to touch you. You can do that for me, can’t you? Tell me what you want.”

Chest faltering, Lilac grits his teeth and sputters out, “You… I want… you.”

You smile and press a palm to his stomach. “See, that wasn’t so hard, was it, darling?”

Lilac is dutiful as ever towards you after you two are spent for the night. He’ll fetch water and a healthy snack – grapes, blueberries, something of that nature – for the two of you to eat in bed while you bask in that post-sex glow.

He’ll run his fingers through your hair and hold you close (he also enjoys it when you do the same to him) while you give him further praise about the night’s performance.

^^This might lead into a round two ;)

Sparkling

Ah, the bartender, so suave in nature, so courteous to every patron, so affable to all around him…

…so meek when it comes to you.

Sparkling loves to be pushed around by you in bed.

He’s so used to being flirtatious at work (he has an appearance to keep up, plus the extra tips are added incentive) so finally getting to be the one to receive the attention behind closed doors is cathartic.

By the Divines, back him up against a wall. Press your body against his. Wordlessly unbutton his shirt and slip his suspenders from his shoulders.

^^His face will turn beet red and his breathing will stutter.

Your name and “please” will be the only words on his tongue for the rest of the night.

Sparkling is very sensitive basically everywhere on his body. He lowkey might cry during sex (a good cry!! You’re just making him feel so damn good!!)

He can get off without you even doing anything. There have been several occasions where Sparkling has finished during foreplay.

^^Most of those times involved you nibbling at his neck and teasingly stroking his inner thighs.

Oh my god please call him a good boy. This little puppy will literally whimper at that sort of praise.

“Will you be a good boy for me?” you ask, hands following the lines of his hips.

Sparkling shudders, and his breath hitches. “Yes,” he whispers desperately, “yes.” He watches your fingertips trail dangerously close to the apex of his thighs, and he screws his eyes shut and tilts back his head. “Please… please… I’ll be good…”

HE WILL WEAR A LEASH. OKAY.

Sparkling may be helpless during foreplay and sex, but he’s all over you during aftercare.

It's all kisses and “thank you”s after sex. He gives every part (every part) of your body attention and dreamily states how good you are to him.

He’s very lighthearted and bubbly afterward. He’ll have a big, goofy grin for the rest of the night. Kissing his cheek or telling him how good he’s done will make him giggle.

You will fall asleep in his arms. Sparkling will not let you go no matter what.