#damn thats alot but idc i love them very much

[sleepy-vix]

What would your ideal book be like (as in, what theoretical book would be your absolute favourite) what genre, page count, setting, characters, etc would it have?

oohhhh this is such an interesting ask. hmm i'll have to lay this out in dot points

BE READY FOR LOTS OF TEXT!

also i am indecisive and messy so my opinions will probably change idk T-T

alr here we go

- genre: psychological novel? im not exactly sure what the genre is but i love when books follow a mentally ill character that's just trying their best to navigate through life, and the book is about the way they interact with their surrounds and respond to issues and cope with their past and come to decisions, iykwim?

BUT I WANT FANTASY in it too so it will be epic. i love fantasy world building and i love when it makes so so so much sense. it would be cool if they had elements and got sorted into elemental groups too- that is so satisfying and fun to read.

- page count: probably 500. personally i think a normal book is 300, and it seems daunting when it's got like 700 pagesz but considering that this is my ideal book, i think i'd be sad if it had less than 400 pages (cus the story would be over soon) so i'd say 500 pages is the perfect amount.

- setting: in terms of time, i never really cared for it. i realise that i should probably have a preference on which century i like to read, but i find that characters can be mentally ill and epic no matter if they are from the future or the past.

in terms of location, hmm i wouldn't want to read about a character being anywhere with tropical or summery vibes. i like my characters knee deep in snow and drenched from head to toe in rain. it keeps them depressed and relatable ^^ (/hj....?)

oh also it would be cool if the country and places were mad up, since that this is a fantasy.

WAIT OR asia. i am obsessed with books that focuses on/is based off asia :)

- characters: trios are the best and i will die on that hill. ok like i dont need the trios to be together 24/7 but i need there to be THREE main characters if you know what i mean. one of them can be an antihero idc. it just has to be THREE.

oh also i love to read in the perspective of characters who are ambitious and feisty and impulsive because they're the opposite of me. but also i'd like them (idc abt gender) to be cunning, witty and good at making plans.

another character that i need in the trio is the smart one. there HAS to be a smart side character or else i will NOT fall in love with the book. i need the character who makes all the entensive plans. i need the character who is a walking dictionary. i need the character who hates to fight and would rather be learning but is somehow good at it and therefore forced to fight alongside the makn character. (oopsies im just describing the poppy war. but that is not a crime ;])

if its a soldier poet king trio i will be obsessed with it forever and ever

ok so for the stuff that u didnt ask but im gonna include:

-writing style: advanced. work my mind to death but enrichen it at the same time. i dont mind a difficult and layered magic system- in fact i LOVE THOSE, as long as they make sense and they are creative. do not give me that "she let out a breath she didnt know she was holding" bs.

i want "the night circus" level description when it comes to settings. i need to see taste hear smell FEEL the fucking surroundings

-vibe: doomed from the start. i dont want my characters to be happy. make me fall in love and then break my heart and do not apologise for it :,) (shit am i masochistic? damn)

- others: it would be cool if it is somehow relevant to our present irl current political state/ real world problems. it would be even cooler if it somehow fits a ton of mitski songs. also gayness is very welcomed

yeahh thats all i got for now. oops i wrote alot. at the start of my reply i was thinking along the lines of solitaire and crime and punishment and no longer human, but then it was all scrapped and i based it all off of the poppy war trilogy because it did fantasy and character dynamics/personalities/backstories SO RIGHT.

tysmmm for this ask. i would love to ask it right back, but i dont know who you are :(( ahsvsj feel free to tell me anyways tho in my askbox as an anon !!

*this was not proofread

[oliversrarebooks]

no demyx demyx DEMYZ HE FUCKE DIT UP, OLIVER FUCKED IT UP WHAT THE HELL OMG NO HEX A GODDAMN FOOL OMG. IMMA IMMA FUCKIN, OMG, I NEED A MINITE OMG, MY FINGERS ARE MOSIT, A, H, MY PALMS ARE CURLED UP, I cab't i can't holy fuck, he-my heart beating so fast rn. i can't belive he did that. oh fucking shit dawg, imma cry on the spot not my little baby boi finally fucking up omg I-, fuck, shit omg, im-imma cussing and a fussing ny hands are doing the claw thing ahhhh, why can't he just shut the fuck uppppp, nooo, omgggg. I now have to burp, but I tell you, I gasped out loud so hard I woke my damn dog up. Oh goodness me, I'm, I'm unwell about him fucing up. I have teras in my eyes, fromt eh shock. Holy fucl I am enjoying this (great chapter so far, I am, very dramatically enjoying everything so far.) /pos (Not lighthearted, more like dramatic hearted, being lighthearted about literature especially vampire literature...Can't do it. I have to consume it to my very being/soul.)

It's been 20 minutes, and I am just now calmed down enough to take an actual breather to get re-emersed in the story. newkwekee Read more, here I come once again. omfg stop.

i am cotinuing

thi btch has plot armour out the gods ass]

/funny

i like it alot, actually feels like whats supposed to happen. not neccesarily oh, author likes character too much to hurt them in a meaningful way. if that makes sense...I am going through it rn, this chapter has me amped up. I love it.

WHAT THE FUCK NO-NUH UH AIN NO WAY HES GOING TO LET HIM JUST SLEEP THS ONE OUT NUH UGH -

MNS IS GOING TO BE PUT THROGH HELL

oh

WHAT THE FACK HE THEY THEY'RE DANCING

OMG NOT COUNTING THE AH HE COUNTED FOOK-WE FOOKED

NO NO AH, NOT ALEXANDER TOO WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK NO HE MISSED NOTHING FOOK WE ARE SO FOOKED

WE HAVE BEEN fooked. Porr Oliver's back, and Alexander having to do it too is so crazy. Thats so fucking sad. Alexander getting punished fruther too is wild.

WAIT WHAT ABOUT HIS EYES

WHATRTHEDEDLEWE; HE HES NOT

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET IPENED

OMG OMFG NUGH

SHIT SHIT SHIT

OH, MY GOD AND THE FEEDING IT BEING SO PAINFUL AND HIM ACTUALLY FEELING EMPTY IS CRAZY

HE-OLIVER FEELS CRAZY? HES SO ADORBALE BUT WHAT THE FUCK MY BRO YOU KNEW MAESTRO WAS NOT GENTLE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT BROTHER. WHATVEER IDC, I WON'T HATE DOWON ON OLIVER.

poor man, and alexander being so gentle still instead of angry and lashing out is so endearing.

i frogot about oliver's face in the midsts of my nail biting. omg

ahhhhh, imma cry he is going to look so terrible when he wakes up fr fr.

Lily mention <3

Excellent liveblogging! Thank you for the commentary!

Oliver has been trained to associate feedings with pleasure which is why he doesn't immediately realize that the feeding will be painful and distressing...

I try not to give Oliver too much plot armor considering it is a whump story and all...

[ineffableplanet]

i am so sorry

Jack Harknes (jh): WHO?? WHERE IS HE LET ME AT HIM GRRRRRRRRR  

me:AWOOP JUMPSCARE JEEZ U SCARED ME  

jh:hah that's wat ianto said shen i first kissed him ahahahaha  

me;GIRL HE WAS FULL UNCONCIOUS HE COULDNT FUCKIN DRINK TEAA BITCH  

jh:well- i can exoplainn i was uh- cpr, he couldnt breath so yknow i did what i had to do. 

 me: ON THE LIPS??AFTER U KILLED HIS GF  

jh:wellllllllllll its uh complicated? 

anyways now hes gone TERRIFYING that show was TERRIFING AND weird? damn tw writers u guys were on smth  

jh:terrifying?? say less... that reminds me of my ex (￣3￣)  

me:╭ಠ_ಠ oh oh god. which one? do i waana knowww? no. i do not. i did not ask. nor care.  

jh:wellll yknow how babies are made-?  

me:no i actually dont, somehow u managed to get pregnant w them multiple times sooo enlighten me rn. (idc)  

jh: well, yknow when ianto, when two people love each other veryyyy much  

me:stick to u patience i mean ur story smth is wearing thin and i think its my nerves  

jh:mhm😏anyways  

me:GOD BITCH UR NOT THAT HOT IM NOT FLIRTING W U STOP FUCKING FLattering urself im literlly just hot and talking  

jh:mhm sure. thats what they all say- 

 jh:anyways jh:when ianto iantoed his iantussy into the instatute i was like 'dayumm i wanna toot that fruit' if yknow what i mean. 

 jh: buuuut- it wasnt the right time so i retconned his memory instead :)  

me: GIRL U PROBLEMATIC BABAYGRILL U CANNOT WIPE SOMEONES MEMORY JUST CAUSE U THINK THEYRE HOT AND WANT THEM TO WORK W U SO U CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO MAKE OUT W THEM IN AFTER HOURS (im looking at you - all torchwood staff cept the cool lesbians, but you YOU gwen and ianto im sorry u sweet sweet hot little victims at the hands of ur literal BOSS talk abt power play. not to mention the age gap... how old did jack harkness say he was anayway?? fuckin old creep i knew it. breaking up families (gwen n rhys wedding) one mpreg at a time (it was actually shapeshifting aliens?? wtf thats what they all say.) 

 jh: uh  

jh: if u would let me get a word in  

jh: so i was like  

jh: well  

jh: Ianto iantoed his lisa into his work (OUR) work (the institute) buried under the millenium centre and that ione fountain in cardiff  

jh:i'm getting off topic  

jh:anyways bro snuck his sneaky link (gf) into work (very bad and illegal) (shes a murdering half cyborg in a sexy suit, and shes homocidal n wants to convert everyone)  

jh:gdamn she was hot. i mean i'm not into metal but i'd let her play w mine anytime ifykwim 

 me:ewww gross i did not need to know  

jh:my metail... fillings? in my teeth? she can try to turn them into lil cyborg mice anytime😏 

 me:GIRL Y U SO H0RNY GO TO H0RNY JAIL NOWWWWW OUT 

 jh: well ianto lisaed his liasa (murderious sexy gf) into OUR work so i was like uh imma be a BAAAD bitch boy and go like blahh blah bleh blah lemme at hurt i wanna end this distruction (kill her?) idk i forget  

jh: smth like 'i'm jealous of ur relation ship lemme innnnn@'  

jh: I WANNA JOIN IN  

jh:yeah ik im ur boss but likee  

jh: yeah, whats ur point???  

me:idc anymore finish the fuckin story PLEASE im suffering 

 jh:thwen i was like 

 jh:oopsie  

jh: oh sorry but i k!lled ur ex btw :3  

me:... what?  

jh: i uh tend to do that rather alot... 

 jh:😅  

jh:oopsie  

jh:so  

jh:im sorry i couldnt resist  

jh:like i cant resist u (●'◡'●)  

me:STFU jh:anyways hah  

jh:you can always k!ll me next time ;3  

jh:ifykyk 😏  

me: YES IK  

me:UNFORTUNATELY  

me:TERRYFYINHG UR TERRIFYING "JAAAAAAAAAAACK" WHO TF LET JACK OUT OF HIS CAGE  

jh: dw i dont bite, unless u want me too-  

me:GTFO ME  

jh: dw i dont bite  

me:TW GET UR FUCKING DOG OFF ME  

jh: i dont bit ;)  

me:YES U FUCKIN DO  

me: YOU MAY NOT D!E BUT U DO FUCKIN BITE- and kill everyone else  

jh: that  

jh:that was toooo far man  

me:amiwrong  

  jh:well no-  

me:exactly.  

gwen:JAAAACK  

gwen:finally found this stray  

gwen:to jack where tf were you??  

jh:uhhhhh- 'flirtying' w this hot smexy stranger  

me:NO  

me:that is NOT WHAT HAPPENED  

gwen:dw hes like that with EVERYBODY  

gwen:fuckin terrifying  

gwen: he even tries it on w me  

gwen; I even got the sweetest husband everywhere-  

gwen: i- mean jack is FUCKING EVERYWHERE  

gwen: even trying to stop my wedding smh  

gwen: hes so fucking cute and hopeless  

gwen: my gay bsf gwen: hes so cute w his bf aw  

me; like you and owen?? or did i misunderstand  

gwen: YOU TOLD U ABT OWN IM OVER THAT BITCH  

gwen: FUCKIN MYSOGYINISTIC BITCH LYING SCHEMING MFER  

gwen: TOXIC MASC OR SMTH LIKE THAT BITCH FLIRTED TOO MUCH AND ENDED UP FUCKING IN A WAR RING FIGHTING A POOR FREAKING WEEVIL  

gwen: janet is a very peaceful creature, poor girl.  

me:peaceful like sue? suzie? or is that a sore spot  

gwen: WHO TOLD U ABT SUZIE IM OVER THAT B!TCH  

me: uhhh idk  

me:shes how u got ur job- rights ur her replacemnent or smth>?  

gwen: someting like that.  

gwen: what do you want to know.  

Gwen: im part of a very special top secret government organisation of bisexuals so i cant share the state (of wales) secrets  

me: mmhm mhm sure  

me: and what about andy?  

gwen: who?

me:yknoww  

gwen: nah i dont thats a common name

me: ur bestie ... the cop bestie

gwen:ohhhh him

gwen: dw abt him we were childhood frinds

me:to lovers?

gwen: only in hisdreams ahahaha

me: is norton in his dreams too?

gwen:who?

me: youknow- norton -the gay posh twink in the past

me: he used to work for torchWOOD

me:fighting against nazis or smth like that

me: he was norton's sneaky link

Me: or the other way round i forget

gwen:wHOOO???

me: yes doctor who thats the show ur in

gwen: huh i actually dont know tf ur talking abt lemme call my bestie rq

gwen: ANDY ANDYYYYY DID U FUCK A DUDE

gwen: A DUD WITH A reads notes (the notes are a map a map of london) LONDON PLACENAME AS A NAME?? SMTH LIKE NORBERT

andy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no?

gwen: NORBERTA?? NORTONIO

andy://??? who?

gwen: AHHH NORTON FOLGATE

andy: who tf names their child that

gwen: i could ask ur mum the name thing

andy: jeeez no need to be insensitive

gwen: stop playing dumb w me boy, jack does it far to fucking much and dont get me started on owen. ianto is bbygrl tho can sorry could do no wrong

andy:what happened to your frind ianto?

gwen: YOU DONT WANNA KNOOWWWWWW DONT ASK PLS ITS SENTITIVE

andy: alr babes andy: just like ur 'msrriage' with rhys

gwen: DONT INSULT MY MARRIAGE U DONT KNOW ANYTHING BOUT ME ANYWAYS MMHMMPH

andy:jeezz bloody hell sorry babes did a touvh a nevreve sweetheart?

gwen: NOT SWEETHEART G W N G.W.E.N. ONE SYLLABLE

andy: right fine sure, why tf u so shirty gwen: IM NOT SHIRTY UR SHIRTY ITS JUST what idk im reminded of my ex...

andy:jack?

GWEN; DONT BRING THAT FUCKING BITCH MFING BITCH BOY INTO THIS

andy: damn i thought he was ur boss- guess i touched a nerve there

gwen: guess you could say that..,,,,

gwen: was actually gonn say owen but yknow...

andy:WHOO????

andy: youve been with rhys for how long???

gwen: a loooooooooong time, look dont ask what u dont wanna know.

andy: babes if i knew u was available i woulda slid into ya dms if yknow what i mean 😏😏😏

Gwrn:GROSSS!!!! ewwwwwww MEN

gwen: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE JAVCK

andy: KNEW IT ur not over ur ex are u

andy: ur in a lavender marriage to cover up you 'REAL' relationships but i guess im not included in your FAT secret

gwen: WHT DID UJUSTCALLMYNHUSBANDSHESNOTFATHESJUSTBIGBONEDILOVETHATSWEETTENDERCUDDLYTEDDYBEARWELSHBOY YOU DONT KNOW ME BITCHHHHHHHHH ANDY FUCKING SKINNY STICK STREAK OF PISS WELSH BOOY U DONT EVEN HAVE MUSCLES

andy: i dont see ur point- rhys doesnt even have muscles either- its all f-

gwen: IRRELEVANT

gwen:DONT TALK ABT WHAT U DONT KNOW

andy: yourlove life? girl wereve been knowing each other since we were kiddies

andy: i had no choice but to listen to your lovelife MY WHOLE EFFING LIFE

gwen:......

andy: not my fault a USEd to have a crush on you-

gwen: YOU USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON MEEE?????? EWWWWW WTF WEIRDO WHY TF ARE MEN SO WEIRD IMIGHT TURN LESBIAN

ansdy: AHA

andy: KNEW ITTT

gwen: SHUT UP IM NOT

gwen: NOT A LESBIAN or A CHEATER

andy: and im not weldsh haha sureeeeeeee

gwen:STFU

gwen: SOOOO NORTON sexy old streetname guy from the past

andy: hes not gayyyy

andy: he just found me sexy so he erased my emmemory-....

gwen: yiked sounds like you were... a victim im sorry bro

andy: nah its chill he was HYATTT GYATTT damnnn

gwen:????? i thought u said u didnt know him,,,,,

andy: i dont just like you dont know what happened to owen. or tosh. or ianto

gwen: DONT TALK ABT MY DEAD COWORKERS LIKE THAT DOENT DISRESPECT THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT THEY DIED FICGHTING FOR GOODDD AGAINST THE UH EVIL ahem aliens

andy: did u just say aliens?? my bestie finally going crazy

oooooooooo i wonder what lies lurking underneath… in there- hiding under the doctor who fandom? it looks alluring? but somehow scary? wtfff. well i may as well see a peep i mean ive seen a few edits of that janto character or Lanto idk what dudes name is anyways.AHHHHHHH BISEXUALITEAAA. i. was. not. ready for that? it was an interestinggg_- show for sureeee. yup tis abt aliens n allat, yknow haha nervous laughter hahahaha typical scifi show FORADULTS amiright? am i right????? NO GUYS I AM NOT into aliens. yes cap jack is diff he is NOT an alien… just uh immortal? and from the far future? a bi playboy who is lowkey a scammer and can never d!e hung up on his timetravveler ex who he never got over- yes. mhm yes he does end up as a massive head in a jar THAT IS IRRELEVANT. it happens wayyy later. mpreg? yes unfortune ately that is canon too. but we can forget. if we close out eyes- and ears? and retcon our own memory for blissful ignorance's sake. anyways enough of jack that bitch takes up enough of his face on my screen. hes always fucking (smth up) how has he managed to be WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE??? 9,10,rose,gwen,ianto,13,uh aliens, that one homo(cidal ex) from the furture (im looking at u john hard i mean john hart u big hunk of a cold blooded killer awww), that hot twink on titanic, noton folgate (idk and idc if u guys met but u deffo fucked sry dont make rules, martha i mean u tried sorry u were both hung up on the same ex (10), i bet jack wouldve even had smth going on w the master. or is the master still not over their and the doctors RIVALRY with(✨sexual✨) tension. not saying im jealous buuuut hes a way better at his job than me (being bi) (im just bi-myself) anyways i admire jack's dedication uhh he sure is NOT BI himself. ever. if he can helpit. the end of the world cant even stop that mfer. evenhis eefinh brother buring him SLIVE did not stop that bitch. he had perserverance ig? oh and his ex's severed hand in a jar as a mememnto ig. talk abt never getting over u exes. phew. jack harkness is gone now? well yipe thank god that BITCH is gone now i have am able to talk abt that mfing CAPTAIN JACK FBOY HARKNES THATS NOT EVEN UR NAME??? U JUST STOLE IT FROM SOME TWINK SOLDIER U HAD A MOMENT W ONCE fucks sake. u certainly do doomed yaoi VERY WELL ya put the 'doomed' in yaoi and enemies for lovers. andways maffive head in a jar aka face of boe ur gone now. ur not?? ofc ur birthname started w a j. its always the fucking j names. what was it again? jason? jarvis?? jaxon?? james-? idek anymore anywas now i can finally talk shit abt him in peace the problematic bbygrill

[darkhats]

my response to that one cookie run drama video from 2019

if u were in the fandom at around 2019 you'll remember this video. really a grand hallmark of its time. this is probably the most unecessary thing ill ever do but i see alot of recent comments from a month ago agreeing with this and i think thats extremely sad. im mostly doing this as a fun nostalgia trip and also i really want to justify me wasting 14 minutes watching this

first of all i want to say this video is fucking awful. just dreadful. like girl what the fuck are you even saying. i'd only recommend watching in full if you want to hear about the fandom in 2019 with a condesending voice talking down to you the whole time and even then you could probably do better just scrolling through the discourse tag

i suggest you pull up the video yourself as i'll be responding by timestamps. if i sound angry at some points its because i am

you can skip to 1:40 the rest is just intro stuff

1:47 | im really curious why you put this screenshot while saying "entitled fans" bc u never elaborated and i would really LOVE for you to explain whatever this one meant

1:50 | for the "huge amounts of hypocrisy" bit i have no idea what this is? this would be hypocrisy if the twitter acc in the previous screenshot and this tumblr blog r the same person but theyre not. we don't all think like a hivemind? this post is stupid in general stop infantilising asian ppl like they have no idea what a black person even is

2:02 | "gatekeeping what kind of ships you're allowed to like" with this screenshot u a proshitter or sumn🤨

the rest of the things they listed will be talked about later

2:51 | oh wow the "fixing art" thing. i dont think this is a thing anymore but it definitely was a big thing back in 2019! the thing is im quite neutral on it because a lot of artists dont like their work being edited but on the other hand if you dont like when people put the correct skintones on your art then maybe you should colour it right the first time

i will say though if you see cool art of like dark choco or espresso and its whitewashed and u wanna edit it so its not and u keep it to yourself then idc thats fine to me. the grey area is when it comes to characters like moonlight or alchemist, who's skintone is quite difficult to pull off in some artstyles. a lot of the examples in the video use people like cherry blossom or cotton candy who don't quite fit in the same category but are usually targets of this anyway

a very simple fix is to just use a different colour but to not make them significantly lighter from how they look in canon, which alot of the examples you showed don't do. they all look pale as shit compared to what they actually look like ingame and thats why people complained about them

also your marina video is fucking awful btw

3:53 |

4:56 | "so many people in the fandom hate the developers" im one of them hiii. i should probably use this time to explain why (please note that this was made in 2019 so a few of the points im bringing up here will probably be a bit too recent)

devsisters really love showcasing whitewashed art of their characters (they used to do it on their forums rarely but thats now gone) and recently they've been quite excited to dabble in the whitewashing themselves (keep in mind the others except from twizzly gummy don't really count as whitewashing but they're all significantly lighter than their regular appearance). its like a hobby or sumn. everytime they host a fanart contest i brace for god damn impact. and this has been a thing since FOREVER

speaking of race and ethnicity, lilacs costume (and redesign in general) is just... bad but i dont think they were even introduced at the time of this video. milk and yam WERE though and its extremely baffling to me how this went through an entire team/company and got greenlit. its insane how shit they are (if it was just yam on his own i wouldn't hate him as much, i still wouldn't like him tbh, but they decided to pair him up with a white saviour). would i call them racist though? ...idk? they've been moving funny recently cant lie

another thing is the valentines day video which pisses me off to even think about. in that vid theres alot of.. ships that definitely arent legal. and whitewashing ^_^ they still haven't addressed it btw if ur curious. but it happened this year and honestly i wouldnt blame them for not thinking devsisters would do something like that bc i sure didnt!

theres also the thing with nfts but no one couldve foresaw that one coming

i assume when you mention people saying devsis are transphobic that you're talking about characters like dark choco or cinnamon who weren't referred by any pronouns until they were magically given he/him pronouns later on. nonbinary people can use any pronouns they so damn please but i get why people would get annoyed about them both suddenly being referred as he/him. wouldn't call it transphobic though. other than idk, how tf am i meant to defend something when u dont even telling me what ur talking abt

and 5:29 is quite the bold claim if you have to say "do i have evidence for this asian hate? no.." when bringing it up again btw

now we're onto the "stories from a few people" section. the few people are actually just two, the first one just runs their mouth for way too long. dw they both suck. ignore how the creep art person is there its been addressed already in the description (which is funny because the creator remembers this video still? and they presumingly agree with it still..?)

7:00 | i would heavily recommend putting the video on like 1.75 speed and just reading the reply yourself because this person goes on for WAY too long. excuse me if the timestamps are wrong because of this but at this point i really just do not care

the first thing i want to address is the cuphead and cookie run fandom comparison, because its just as ridiculous as it sounds "i have no idea why its so focused on being sensitive about cookies sexualities, genders, and races, when other fandoms dont even take subjects like that as seriously. im pretty sure the cuphead fandom takes its bosses less seriously than the cr fandom does its cookies..." literally what the fuck are you on about? excuse me as im not a cuphead fandom connoisseur here but how are either fandoms connected?? they both got a vastly different audience, gameplay, artstyle and characters (+ character design). the only thing similar is that theyre both popular i GUESS. also maybe the cookie run fandom is so "sensitive" about cookies races bc they keep getting whitewashed every 5 seconds����? just a game theory tho🤔

7:25 | pisses me off ever so fucking much. the "ive never seen a fandom get so disrespectful over issues that i honestly dont think even exist" while talking about MILK COOKIE COOKIE RUN are u crazy are u dense im glad you can frollick along in ur flowerfields not having to ever deal with racism but I cannot. and if ur not talking abt him then you'd be talking about the "sensitive about sexualities/genders/races" thing and yeah man u right none of that is real. the LGBT disappeared suddenly in 1987. all humans were destroyed as they had race. we're all grey goo people

im not even sure what the complaint even is.. oh nooo someone did a milk redesigning the controversial parts of his design... how ever will we recover..?

8:15 | yeah as everyone knows i can make a character as pale as i want in fanart as long as i say these are my humanizations actually. garbage argument, most people dont draw the characters as actual cookies and most of the fanart does just fine with eyedropping the characters original skintone (oh im sorry, dough!!) so whats the excuse?

dont worry this person is done now we're almost at the end

11:18 | for the other reply, its the fiction doesnt equal reality shit do you really need me to go over this one? do you really. if they just cookies and its just fiction then why y'all feelings hurt so bad. also lumping in whitewashing with age and gender while ur talking about peoples headcanons is a bit weird btw

anyway the last thing i want to go over is the "cookie run fandom is soo obsessed with debating on whitewashing, ages, gender and sexualities!" thing thats so prevelent with these arguments. 2019 had this fun period where with every new cookie that came out there was some sort of controversy with them (millennial tree and raspberry mousse being he/him, roll cake and sorbet shark being a child or not, ect.)

whitewashing is obvious why so i'll move on. some characters can be seen as lesbian coded (white choco and rose for having majority girl fans, sea fairy in general) and there are a few characters that explicitly aren't referred to by any pronouns (dark choco before the guild adventures, peppermint, ect.) which u dont see everyday in games. so yeah.. people care about these things because they like representation. who would've thought?

now im gonna be fucking real. the arguments over cookies ages were always annoying - the reason why the fandom has arguments about ages so much is because devsis REFUSES to tell us canon ages. think about it, majority of the "canonially confirmed" children in the game are from a child event that happened in LINE. thats a completely different company running the game. because of how character-heavy the game is, ships are a very big part of the fandom. i sincerely doubt theres anyone in the fandom who doesnt like any ship and at the time rarepairs were rly common. so when you've got a fandom who really likes to ship and developers that dont ever mention ages then you get a fucking mess. i dont know what sorbet shark or roll cakes age is and its pointless to even debate it because id rather just have the devs confirm it themselves (not like they ever will). and even for the one singular time they did specify that one of the characters was a child, they still showcased fanart of said kid being shipped with an adult anyway

but that concludes the video and thus this response! i have wasted so much time on this i honestly could've showed you them ranting about how "cookies dont have skin colours" in the video or the part in the marina video where they complain about how people "think whitewashing is bad but make non-black characters black" and moved on but what else would i do on a sunday night?

[bytemycupcakes]

Can you do some headcanons on what the Hazbin crew does together? For example what activities do they do, what do they do on Friday nights?

Okay this gets lo ng (maybe I did to much detail- oh well its worth it)

So it’s under a cut

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-Alotta them clique-up pretty quickly, so a bunch of different stuff will be going on. Baxter will be trying to be his lonely ass self, Angel has wrangled Alastor and Husk to the couch for whatever the hell Angel thinks is fun (If Husk didn’t already run off to the peace and quiet that is Baxter), Mimzy, Niffty, and Crymini are usually doing some kinda “gossip” (Its just Niffty and Crymini listening to Mimzy babble). Sometimes the specific groups shuffle around- it all depends on who Angel and Mimzy call dibs on for the evening.

-Charlie lets this go on for awhile but eventually decides to force everyone to hang together.

-Her way of doing this is, once a week one person will pick an activity, and teach the whole Hotel about it.

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-They start with Charlie’s activity first- the whole thing was her idea so it’s only fitting that she starts it.

-She chooses karaoke.

-Charlie, Vaggie, and Alastor are the only ones that really have fun, But Charlie makes everyone sing at least once.

-You would think Mimzy would love this, but she sees it as a cheap knock-off of a real performace. And is thus grumpy for the whole night.

- Charlie and Vaggie do some cute duets, Angel does a really sexual song (That Charlie stops him halfway through- the hotel is grateful), Husk just stands on the stage, when the songs over he grumbles “Awe fuck I lost” to pretend like he cares, Niffty chose a rap song for some reason, Alastor pulled her off stage after the first curse word (and she whined endlessly), Crymini refused to sing into the mic and was mumbling the whole time, Baxter couldn’t even stand on the stage, Mimzy’s entire turn is her complaining about it all, and Alastor went last, shutting everyone up cause nobody really expected him to have a good voice, or to take it seriously.

-Though Alastor’s fun really stemmed from everyone’s complaints (”And Husks colourful words about everything :D”)

-After that Charlie’s almost discouraged to continue this little trend but EVERYONE insists that they gotta go long enough to get their turn. They kinda just want to put the other members through the hell that was.

-That isn’t the best reason to continue… But it works-

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-Vaggie’s next, she chooses campfire stories- The hotel gets a lobby camping trip.

-Angel and Niffty have a blast setting up a blanket fort big enough for everyone. Vaggie’s making notes on it as they work

-Alastor makes it topple at least twice- Vaggie soon kicks him out of the fort until it’s fully built, so he’s left hovering over everyone.

-Charlie and Baxter work on the “Campfire”. It’s just a pile of christmas lights- Charlie asked Baxter for help specifically, assuming he’s the least likely to cause a fire with a pile of old shitty lights.

-She was right

-Crymini teaches Husk and Mimzy how to make roasted marshmallows using a stove.

-Husk “almost catches his fur on fire” (The marshmallow caught and he thought it’d somehow spread to him), Mimzy and Crymini laugh while he panics.

-They get a whole plate of marshmallows, cooked to various degrees

-Alastor will only eat the ones that are pretty much pure char- Oh well, nobody else was going to eat them.

-Vaggie insists that campfire stories only feel right if everyones in pyjamas.

-Charlie sets one rule for this: They gotta be actual clothes (coughcoughAngelcoughcough)

-Vaggie’s actually really giddy about this, she goes off to find a good flashlight while everyone works on sitting around the “fire”.

-Its a bit of a struggle until Crymini starts tellin people exactly where to sit.

-Crymini is kinda like the second in command here, she loves camping.

-When Vaggie gets back, she plops right into Charlie’s lap and its adorable.

-She gives a basic rundown of how this is gonna work, they’re gonna pass the flashlight around to show who’s tellin the story. The story can be anything, they can make it up as they go, can be something from your living years, whatever, Vaggie doesn’t care. She says which way the flashlights gonna be passed, and thus the order. With how Crymini sat everyone, this puts Crymini being last.

-Vaggie doesn’t do an improv story for once, instead opting to one of Charlie’s favorites- Her own twisted telling of Alice in wonderland. (Yeah a twisted aiw is cliche but idc, its a great fairytale)

-It’s a great starting point, Of course with Vaggies storytelling, its really easy to get people hooked.

-Charlie’s story is what she hopes happens to the hotel members, everyone having such a happy life in heaven. She tears up toward the end and Vaggie plants a kiss on her cheek cause Gosh dang Charlie why you gotta be so cute.

-The other members also find it to be really adorable, and make various little comments- Alastor is silent.

-Husk is next, he tells a story from his childhood- first time he got a card trick to work. This is pretty much when the hotel learns he loves magic tricks- Of course Alastor and Niffty have heard this story a hundred times, and tease him a bit about it.

-Mimzys story is made up, its some woman getting turned on by everyone around her- The hotel has suspitions its based in something.. But they never ask her about it

-Angel has one of those “this is horror for me but not for anyone else” stories. it took like 2 seconds to tell, so Vaggie makes him try again. He starts going off about something sexual. Alastor covers Niffty’s ears, Crymini throws a marshmallow at him. He laughs, says he’s joking, then tells an actual eerie story.

-Baxter’s story has to much scientific tangents for the hotel to really understand what it was about. Bax is satisfied though, so they move on.

-Niffty tells the story of how she died, in far to much detail- but also with alot of weird hyper tangents. The hotel just stares, but Alastor’s clapping.

-Alastor takes the flashlight from Niffty, hums in thought, then passes it to Crymini, insisting he really needs to go last.

-Vaggie grumbles, but lets it happen.

-Crymini’s a bit grumpy, she wanted to pull the “really scary story is the last story” thing- She still tells her story of course, she succeds in spooking Charlie, Angel, and Niffty.

-Charlie asks why she’d do that. Vaggie starts to say thats just how campfire stories work- But baxter hops in, going off on why its not even possible- even with the wierdness around Hell. “C’mon Crymini, at least put some effort into scaring us”

-Alastor laughs, takes the flashlight from Crymini, brings out his dial eyes and goes “If you’d like a scary story, I can certainly provide”

-He defintely succeds in his little ploy, after his long story, everyone is mortified except for Husk- Who Al is pretty sure can’t be scared.

-Thanks Al, now nobody can sleep >:/

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-Baxter is in charge next, allowing everyone in his lab for once. Of course he decided to show everyone a very basic experiment.

-Ha made sure nothing can explode, or burn through tables… The safest fucking thing he can think of.

-Angel somehow looses a patch of fur, Alastor still manages to explode the damn thing, Niffty broke five beakers before Baxter refused to give her another one. Husk drank his.

-Vaggie and Charlie were the only ones to get the reaction to work, so the hotel gathers around their table to watch it

-Baxter bans Alastor and Niffty from his lab- Everyone agrees its probably for the best.

-They do not listen to the ban

-The members do actually go hang in his lab more often, just to watch him do all the cool stuff

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-Husk choses Poker. of course he does.

-He practically robs the entire Hotel

-Except Charlie wouldn’t let them gamble with actual money…

-She made pretzel dogs to gamble with.

-After he destroys everyone, he gives them tips in cheating….

-Via magic tricks

-Charlie is a bit weary about it- but it’s Husks turn to share his interests- She mumbles something about “please only do these with eachother- and not for money…”

-Niffty and Crymini snag a couple pretzel dogs from Husks fucking moutain of them

-Angel picks up on the tricks really easily, with all his fuckin arms.

-Alastor and Mimzy are terrible at all of them, Alastor being incredibly obvious about what he’s doing, and Mimzy ends up flinging cards everywhere each time.

-Crymini and Baxter can do the tricks, sure, but they figure out other meathods of cheating. Baxter quickly learning to count cards, and Crymini using her theft skills to hide cards.

-After everyone seems to get the tricks down, Husk has them play another game (without him, so they have a chance)

-Niffty wins, Vaggie was really close.

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-Niffty teaches the Hotel how to sew

-Alastor and Husk use this as an excuse to sew Angels arms to his sides (They sew the sleeves, not his actual arms dw)

-Baxter keeps sewing his gloves to everything. He refuses to take them off.

-Mimzy freakin loves this, she has alotta clothes that have been torn up from old fights that she can finally fix

-Vaggie and Charlie keep pricking themselves. Niffty takes the needles away from them.

-Angel is yelling for everyone to free him.

-Crymini sews up a gag to shut him up

-Charlie sets him free.

-Angel can’t even get revenge- He’ll figure something out one day

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-Angel decides to do a makover/dress-up kinda thing.

-He wen’t and got a ton of random clothes for everyone.

-Mimzy helps everyone with makeup

-Angel gets his revenge by forcing Al and Husk into the exact kinda clothes they despise

-Meaning Al is forced into something far to revealing for his liking.

-Nobody can pull his jacket away from him, he has an iron grip.

-And Husk is just forced into clothes, he doesn’t like them, they feel to weird on his fur. Angel put him in a semi-formal kinda outfit, he looks super cute

-Baxter gets out of this by just taking off his labcoat, he wears clothes under it of course. But nobodies ever seen him without the labcoat.

-Angel talks him into putting on a little bowtie though

-Niffty and Crymini look like fuckin princesses. Crymini started using a british accent- she kinda hit full roleplay mode with this.

-Charlie and Vaggie swapped their general styles, Charlie’s got a basic dress and Vaggie’s trying to get this vest to actually be fucking comfortable.

-Mimzy pulls Vaggie’s hair into a bun.

-Charlie.exe has stopped working

-Angel gets into his go to drag outfit, and gets everyone to do a runway thing

-Alastor refuses to get off the couch- Sadly Charlie is to broken from Vaggie to actually save this poor man.

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-Charlie was really worried about Alastor’s turn- Cause.. Well it’s Alastor

-It’s okay he chooses Cooking

-Vaggie is hesitant about it all though

-Niffty and Husk already knew Alastor could cook, of course. But the others are a bit surprised

-Alastor makes a comment sayin he prefers raw meat, but cooking is quite relaxing.

-They all work together to make dinner pretty much. Everyones put in charge of something.

-Alastor watches over what everyones doing, makes little comments, and even reminds the others to check on the food.

-He’s making something completely different from everyone else and won’t say what he’s doing when the others ask

-Niffty and Husk are the obvious helpers here, Niffty making sure nobodies gonna hurt themselves, and Husk taking over things when someone almost (or does) burn something.

-It doesn’t turn out very well, but it’s edible and they all made it together. They’re all proud and eat anyway

-The oven dings while everyones eating and Alastor goes to check on it. Niffty follows after him to help

-While everyone’s casually talking, having a good time, he comes back with cupcakes

-Of course he did a dark twist- they look like he pulled them straight out of a highschool halloween party- covered in fake eyes, other small body parts, ect. But far more realistic.

-Vaggie hops up assuming they’re real parts

-Niffty giggles and says thank you, she made them all herself

-Husk grabs an “eye” off one of them, eating it. He says that Al wouldn’t just give people body parts out of nowhere. He has class.

-Vaggie is still suspicious of the cupcake. Everyone else eats them just fine.

-Al is a really good baker, Everyone keep’s sayin he should really bake more often

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-Crymini gets the hotel to play baseball- Or at least as close as they can get to baseball

-Everyone’s having alot of fun actually- Baxter doesn’t like the running, but hes still having fun

-They decide to just have everyone take turns hitting/throwing the ball for the most part

-Alastor won’t use the bat, he just uses his mic. It lets out a ton of feedback each time. They beg him to use the bat, he wont.

-Angel has the best pitch

-Mimzy has the best swing

-Baxter and Niffty broke the most windows

-Speakign of windows: Charlie had to cut the activity short before they broke all the hotels windows-

-Charlie gets a softer ball later for them to keep playing, cause it was so much fun.

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-Mimzy teaches the hotel to dance

-Alastor, Niffty and Charlie already know how- They just get to help teach

-Charlie’s helping Vaggie (obviously)

-Alastor is the only one tall enough to help Angel and Husk

-Mimzy tried to help them, she really did.

-Mimzy and Niffty help Crymini and Baxter, switching around a bit.

-Baxter would much rather Not™

-Mimzy won’t let him sit on the sidelines, every time he tries to sneak off she grabs him, pulling him into some random move

[pokefanbri]

U wanna play ball lets fucking play ball. Fuck u too how bout

Alot of the shit some say seems like its targeted specifically to me, so who's the toxic one? 🤔. So here's my response. How u gonna say a toxic person with a victim mindset are the worst kind of people, but u are both? Im sure you've been a victim in your life just as much as I, yet I'm never toxic to anyone if they're just doin them & that's all they've got. Its pretty the same word when it comes from a bully's pov. Anything negative that comes out of a person's mouth is a toxic trait. Pretty sure I have nothing bad to say about anyone regardless of the facts of my story, yet here u are spewing hatred. So I ask again...who's the toxic one here? Have u ever once felt good about yourself for doing great after a tough moment in your life & wanted to express how awesome you're feeling for doing so great? How tf is that in any sense describing what bs u think? But then some bullybitch pulls out their leg to trip u while you're just trying to live your best life. Im stepping over that shit or crushing it, either way your words won't stop me from feeling good about myself. I dont play "victim" nor am I toxic in any sense of the word, ive never been toxic to ANYONE in my life & always have been a good person on the receiving end of it not that you'd know what thats like. But I am for all intent purposes "toxic" right now as i stand up for myself. Your posts alone states that you are toxic yourself if u go saying shit to or about people like that, actually how fucking dare you? Have u no shame in what u say just cuz your life is fine & dandy. You have no idea the life ive lived, or the struggles im currently going through, so excuse the fuck outta me for being so damn positive throughout a very difficult time.

Sure you've probably had a crappy life as well, most have & yea that makes u a victim too. I shouldn't have to feel bad or dignify it with any response about the shit ive gone through, and all due respect you have NO IDEA what happened & aren't within any right to believe that u do. So u can fuck right off. You have no fucking clue & the arrogance & bullying gets u nowhere. Whatever u say don't affect me none, ive been abused in every sense enouph to know it when I see it & find that words like that targeted bs don't hurt me. You wanna fucking fight about it bring your ass down here & ill knock the rest of your teeth out. Just cuz im rising above my pain does not state in any way that im the "victim" of a situation, the correct term you should know all too well is "survivor" much like yourself & many many others. I am however a victim of alot of bs throughout my time on this earth including ur belittling posts.

That kind of shitty snooty egotistical attitude, toward people being who they are or naturally expressing themselves as they always have, yea i can see "yall" are definitely related. It can be funny sometimes coming from the right person whom i still adore despite his dickish ways, but not u. At least he taught me so much including how to stand up for myself more & be a beast when it counts. And assuming u know more about our shared experiences disrespects us both. Unless he's told differently to cover his cute little behind as he naturally does, then idk what to tell ya lol. Im 100% honest nomatter how I come off to other people, & im 98% a positive person through & through. I can like him & the rest of the fam, hell they're more like a family to me than ive ever had, even if some indirect posts or comments are a bit backhanded sometimes lol idc theres a ton of people I know that do it all the time 😆. but I dont have to like u or have u as a friend on my page if ur straight up gonna be a bully. So Stfu or don't say anything at all. Im sure we have alot in common & actually would've been cool friends, but consider yourself blocked, we never knew eachother irl anyway & u think u know everything about me. Plz Give me a break 😒 Probably wont ever see this but its a way of venting for me 😅

Leaving it on a positive note.. I and Jesus still love u, have a great day 👋

[severly-different]

HUSBANDS

death stranding commission for a friend! the official version isn’t sideways but. i like it sideways