#damn that’s lucky

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

kaminari complains to his friends about how gross it is that you and katsuki kiss every morning in front of your classroom door. like, have some compassion for the singles, yknow ?! his friends tell him to just drop it.

what they don’t know is the reason he kisses you every morning is to guess which flavor your lipgloss is. and he’s a little too proud when he gets it right.

[mickedy]

happy new years, mickey mouse is officially a public domain character in the united states. i imagine he had a fun little celebration for it

[mischievous-thunder]

Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

[radioroxx]

my friend thinks that if flowey ever met the other uty cast that he and ceroba would hate each other a lil bit (a lot bit)

[astrobolical]

Okay.

As much as I love feral Satan, who lets his instincts run wild and growls, bites and everything else… his soft side is so fuckin’ cute.

The Satan that stares at you in confusion as you tend to a small cut on his hand he’d received on one of his rampages, unbothered by the mess around the two of you and concerned solely with him. How he doesn’t quite know why his chest feels so warm and tight as he looks at your gentle, concerned expression.

Satan, who doesn’t understand why he feels so weightless with you, why his heart flutters and why he wants to hold you so gently, as if cradling something precious.

Satan, whose anger fades just from your presence alone, overtaken with feelings he’s never experienced, that baffle him entirely but he can’t get enough.

Satan, who desperately throws himself into research just to understand you a little more, to put a name on how he feels about you— who’s just as afraid of his own feelings as he is elated by them.

Satan, who worries you’ll be frightened of him if his temper rises, but you never are, even when he tells you that you should be.

Satan, who lays beside you, watching your sleeping face and utterly baffled that you trust him so completely to allow him to see you in such a vulnerable state… who knows deep down he’ll protect you forever.

Satan, who fumbles each time he tries to explain any of this to you, whose face becomes adorably reddened with each failed attempt.

Satan, who realizes that you’ve accepted him entirely, his every fault, his everything, before he had even come close to accepting himself. Who loves you more than he could ever put to words, or that he could ever really comprehend.

Just him. You know? Ahh, just helping him come to terms with everything he doesn’t know, to grow and understand. Helping him, in the end, to love.

[mepomepo]

I was gonna post him later in the week (especially since he was for a specific occasion) ,,, but I cant resist sharing him ahah

little guy dancing specifically because I have one song in my brain and always pictured that,,, anyways look at him go !!!!

[kamodofilez]

(TW: Cannibalism)

I had a thought that the Lamb during their ascension doesn’t need to eat but has a strong craving for follower meat (has to specifically be that, they’ve lost the ability to taste everything else), but the council doesn’t allow them to sacrifice any living followers. They probably solve this craving via old followers that passed (it’s a good way to gain more devotion).

Bonus:

They just hungry

[nightmarerose1]

I LOVE THE MORNINGSTAR FAMILY!!!🍎❤️🍎❤️🍎❤️

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE LILITH⁉️ YOU WAS AT THE BEACH THE WHOLE F*CKING TIME FOR SEVEN YEARS❗️❗️😤 YOUR FAMILY MISS YOU

Bonus: The fact Charlie daddy issues got fix but now she gotta deal with her mommy issue next is crazy like she just can’t catch a break 😭

[shwarmii]

i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:

poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk

[cokoweee]

I’ve been practicing sumthin (lies)I always have the hardest time with so next update might be very much so scuffed. THIS UPDATE THO FOR SOME REASON FLOWED VERY EASILY.

These updates would come out so much faster if I stopped doing dumb shit like sitting in my closet or eating and working

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[deuteragonist1]

Wait a damn minute Merlin is an actual nightmare of a servant. Imagine you're the Prince and all of a sudden and only two seconds after surviving an assassination attempt you're stuck with this scrawny, clumsy fucking dude with a really shifty air about him who spends literal days in the tavern with zero notice, steals your food, tried to spy on a guest, doesn't let you hunt, can never fucking be found when you need him even though he is the literal manservant to the prince, which you would think should be a priority but apparently he has better things to do, and is always talking like he's the only thing standing between you and certain death???? Then he gives you attitude? Literally I would throw things at him too. Arthur is misunderstood he's actually being too nice

[pansyfemme]

big news tho. my body hair has managed to spread enough to connect my chest hair to my happy trail. you cant even understand what a big deal this is

[naamahdarling]

They have gone to the vet for their booster shots and I feel like a monster. But I'm a monster who likes them rather a lot so they need to go and get safe.

The lady at the front desk had not seen them before and had been WAITING for them to come in after having been TEXTED PICTURES by the other nurses last time and was very excited to meet them.

They have only been there once and they are already popular.

[mmmattnik]

Kaveh but I gave him my moles

[tansypaws]

mmmmothwing and 15??? if no one has asked that yet

baby, though I've closed my eyes i know who you pretend i am i know who you pretend i am

washing machine heart ; mitski