#damn luigi you got to marry a king AND a princess?

[omegabenaeart]

My brain just be havin' thoughts 🫠

Yeet

[sketchedboba]

"A Green Queen" AU

Chapter IX

TW: Character Death

Bowser hobbled down the stairwell with Kamek trailing at his left side. His patience was low with the Prince, he'd been away from the castle longer than he expected and wanted to finish the preparations for Luigi's coronation. He hurried down the chamber and once the two had reached the bottom of the stairs were perplexed but what they could see.

Most of the hall was pitch black with a flickering blue flame coming from the end of it. Kamek nervously waved his wand to provide some light, but was stopped by Bowser's tail. The King had noticed, very briefly, in the light of the torch, but more importantly the Prince's expression.

Soulless and cold.

Khufo's low-lid sea stained eyes peered into the cell as he muttered something to himself. Something that Bowser couldn't quite hear.

"Keep an eye on that boy.." Bowser started walking forward, "I was told that there were intruders?"

The Prince's expression remained, which prompted him to ask again.

"O-Oh, yes!", He smiled. The light reentered Khufo's eyes, he glanced at the slightly lit King. "One of them looked like your husband, so I just thought maybe you'd like to take care of him yourself."

"What?! Kamek!"

"Yes, sire."

Kamek waved his wand again and shot a small orb of light into the final cell. In it, a shaken up Yoshi was curled up around a small cloaked individual wearing a dry bones mask.

"Bring them forward."

Kamek did as such, his magic dragged the body towards the bars. The sudden jolt caused the hood of the midnight cloak to flail back, revealing dark brown bangs. His face still covered by the crackled bones.

Bowser let out a low growl of displeasure as he recognized the human.

"What are you doing here!? Don't you have any shame in going back on what was agreed on?! Couldn't even wait a week to see you damn brother, huh?!"

No response.

Khufo watched as Bowser's frustration grew with each question. Kamek glanced over and noticed the grin on the Prince's face.

"What is wrong with-"

"You know... I was surprised when it was rumored you got tricked into marrying that... Thing.", Khufo began.

He stood up and gestured for Kamek to place the husk of Mario back to the yoshi.

Kamek looked up at Bowser, who nodded, which reassured him to do so. As he placed Mario down, the yoshi snuggled him in again, shaking.

"You always seemed to fail getting the Princess after all your efforts... It must've been hard to have to do what you did alone." He sighed staring directly at Mario. "Yet you married to one of the brothers, against your will. Ironic, isn't it?", Khufo noted. Slowly he stood up, his eyes flashed a slight purple tint once the amulet shook against his fur.

"What are you implying?!", Bowser growled. "No one said our love would be an easy one. She merely tricked me to get my attention.. Now I get to see her every month without the hassle."

Khufo grinned, "I mean no insult, your highness. I'm simply suggesting a better...solution.". Small streams of violet magic sifted through the sides of the amulet. The flow of it gathered into Khufo's eyes and as they did, the skull concealing Mario's head lifted it. Mario now glared at the Prince with the same purplish tint.

Kamek glanced at the cell then back at Khufo and flinched once he noticed.

"You have both brothers here now. One has let his guard down around you and the other...", his eyes trailed to Mario. "The other seems to be tired."

"Your offer is... tempting, but I-I'm married to-"

Khufo bit his lip furiously, his feathers ruffled and his tail began a low swish above the floor.

"Oh please, you and I know that's simply formalities... You've never had a problem taking what's yours. You don't have to use that excuse.", Khufo chuckled. "Oh great King Koopa, what you want is in your claws and all you have to do is grasp it. Mario has left the Mushroom Kingdom defenseless."

Kamek looked up at Bowser and his eyes narrowed seeing the King actually considering it. "S-Sire.. if I may."

Bowser nodded, his gaze never shifting from the cell.

"Would it really be YOUR win if you hadn't actually successfully defeated Mario yourself? W-We would be breaking your honor..."

"Honor?...", Bowser repeated. He desperately wanted to do so, it was what he built his entire life around.

'It has never been this easy..'

"What are you asking for in return?"

Khufo blinked in surprise, "Nothing, I simply want to see an ally of mine get what he wants. I know my father would've wanted this."

Kamek chimed in, "Your father wouldn't have done THIS. "

Khufo rolled his eyes, "He was a bit too tenderhearted..".

Bowser sighed, "Fine."

"Your Highness?!"

"Excellent!"

"I'm taking what's mine, Kamek. The children need a mother and... I've been patient.."

Luigi blinked his eyes open to a dimly lit room. He yawned and rubbed his eyes, looking around for the bathroom. He felt his forehead as he sat up and smiled a bit not feeling a surging headache.

He swung the cover off of himself and got off the bed. Once his foot touched the floor, he hissed a bit from the cold stone, but pressed on.

Despite the cold, his heart felt warmth remembering how gently Bowser had cared for him. He was still surprised that he'd listened, but was a bit more at ease with seeing the effort Bowser was going through to control his temper.

He searched, as good as his eyes could see, for the bathroom, but it seemed as if there wasn't any in his room. He gulped as his attention turned towards the large doors, knowing he'd have to leave to find one.

Opening them, he stepped out into the hall once the coast was clear and slowly made his way down them. He heard the rumbling of some clouds nearby and shook as a flash of lightning flooded the hallways.

'This feels familiar...'

He chuckled a bit, trying to shake the feeling, and keep his spirits up.

With every step, he carefully looked around, almost fearful of what would jump out at him. As he got closer to the end of a hall, he noticed the rain pouring out onto the palace. Leaves were fluttering, dancing in the wind and lightning shot quickly in the distance shortly after the thunder boomed.

A large silhouette appeared, silently at the other end of the hall.

Luigi turned around and flinched, but his fear faded once he saw the familiar face.

"Bowser!", He beamed. "O-Oh, um. I couldn't find a bathroom and I wanted to check out the storm happening outside. I didn't mean to leave.. W-Well I did, but I meant if it seems like I did then, then I didn't? Hehe..."

Bowser rumbled lowly, his brows furrowed and his eyes were closed as he fought his conscience.

His claw reached behind his back, pulling something off of his shell. He took up the item and tossed it towards Luigi.

The body tumbled and flailed before landing at Luigi's feet.

"Mario..?"

Horror shot through his body as he looked up at Bowser. His knees fell to the ground as he scrambled towards his brother's body and pulled his head to his chest.

"Please, please wake up! What have you-"

He didn't even see Bowser move, yet his claw was somehow covering his lips.

Bowser lowered his jaw down to Luigi's ear, so much so that he could feel the shakiness in his breath once he spoke. "We need to go. The Prince isn't as sane as you thought. He wants me to-"

The King paused as he looked down only to be met with Luigi's rage. His eyes glowed with fury.

With the tears that built in his eyes, Luigi he bit down on Bowser's claw to free his mouth.

"ARGH! LOOK-", he began as he rubbed the bitten finger. "You can yell at me all you want later, but we need to-"

Another flash of light and adherent rumble interrupted him.

"Bowser~ My father's DEAR friend. You've finally caught him."

The thunder rumbled again, however the strikes were inched closer. The time between each rumble shortened.

"You have them where you want them, so do it. Kill them!", Khufo cackled.

Luigi panicked as his attention turned to Bowser whose back was turned to him.

"......What? What is he talking about? You just told me he-"

"You'll get the Princess, a strong, united kingdom. Nothing would ever stand in your way again once they're gone. Isn't that what you planned!", Khufo continued.

Bowser stood still and avoided Luigi's eyes, the moment Luigi noticed his hesitation he started to breathe heavily, angrily.

'He... he's really going to do it..'

'I WARNED YOU'

'No...'

Luigi hoisted his brother up onto his back quickly and took a deep breath before he challenged all his energy to his hands to hold his brother steady.

The thunder rumbled...

And the lightning....

Daisy blinked her eyes open, a light ringing present in her head as she felt the light pattern of rain hitting her face.

The yoshi licked her cheek before it turned its attention towards the large hole at the side of the palace. Bits of the stone and sand solidified to glass and char. As she stood up, another rumble knocked her off balance causing her to hold onto the yoshi's saddle.

Peering out, a stray purple light shot from floors above them and into the palace fountain below. A shrill roar echoed into the sky followed by a crackle of lightning, and the patterned stomping feet of troops heading towards the destruction.

As she made her way to the edge, she could see the dismay of the Koopa Troopa below. A few dropped their spears, while others kneeled in fear and sorrow. She'd never seen them cry before.

She climbed onto the yoshi and as they floated down to some rubble to hide, as she looked over to the pile of debris, she covered her mouth.

Kamek stepped forward behind Luigi, whose eyes still glowed with a soft, conflicted fury. Below them was Bowser's sprawled body.

It laid under some rubble and as Daisy looked closer she could see pieces of his shell fragmented further below in the sand and stone. It almost looked like it was green glass created from the sand.

Spotty went over to join the troops and as they saw the mess, they gasped.

The soldiers exchanged looks at one another and before they could say anything, Spotty yelled out in the rain. "ALL HAIL, QUEEN LUIGI!"

It echoed in the rain for a bit and the troops repeated their words once before a light hum fell on the army.

The soldiers began to bow and chanted:

"Ashes and Stone. Ashes and Stone. For today, a King has fallen."

They began to take up the body, still chanting after they removed some rubble and picked up as many shell pieces as they could find.

"The Stone was sturdy, but the Sun scorched his scales and now his Ashes remain dormant."

A few soldiers cried as the collected what they could. A few more were called over to get the body to the ship and help slow the bleeding.

"His enemies shall tremble in the roar of his name, one carved in the Stone and one that is sung from the Ashes of his grave."

Luigi watched as they carried him off, his hands clenched tightly to his brother's shorts as he trembled.

Kamek looked taken aback, "Your majes-... Your Highness, w-we should regroup.. the ship is ready to depart..."

"ASHES AND STONE, ASHES AND STONE. FOR TODAY KING BOWSER HAS RISEN!"

Luigi turned to Kamek slowly and tiredly, "Ok..".

He looked down at the remaining troops, who were waiting for his verdict. Spotty smiled proudly as they waited.

"I-I...", He began. "I...."

'I can't do this.'

Kamek saw his distress and stepped up beside him, "Don't worry, I'm right here.."

Luigi nodded solemnly. "Tonight, Bowser has...", He choked up. "His condition is dire. I know, I-I'm not the ruler you wanted... Nor am I half as much of a leader as he..was... But from here on out, I stand before you as your Queen. Whether the King chose me or not, I will make sure his legacy...li.."

Luigi couldn't keep the tears in, they streamed down his face in anguish.

'That idiot...'

The Koopas kneeled down and began to hum lowly, but in unison, as they grieved with their Queen.

Kamek hummed the melody, and placed a claw on Luigi's shoulder.

"Ashes and Stone. Those are the two things the Koopa have built their morals on. With Ashes, they provide life to the Darklands and despite how dim they look are a sign that the land that was scorched is healing. The Stone can hold those ashes.. it is strong, it is sturdy... Even with its cracks, as long as there are many, no fortress is easily broken."

Luigi took a minute to collect himself. All he could utter were a few words.

"I'm so sorry... I'm so...so sorry..", he cried.

Luigi had passed by the infirmary once or twice but was denied access inside by the healers

As he walked down the hall, a ring of guards followed him around, keeping pace with his every step.

"We'll be arriving to the Mushroom Kingdom shortly, your highness."

"......Alright."

"Your brother has recovered well, but hasn't spoken a word to the healers or his aid."

"I don't expect him to...Where is Kamek?"

"He is waiting for your approval at the airships. He wants to go with some Shy guys to tell the children the news-"

Luigi paused. "He..". Luigi hurried to the docking levels and saw Kamek orchestrating a ship to leave. "You can't!"

Kamek looked at him, sorrow filled his eyes. "We've discussed this.."

"And I still say we shouldn't! Not until I-"

Kamek turned to the guards and motioned for everyone to leave.

As the door shut behind them, he took off his glasses to reveal tears that swelled in his eyes.

"It wasn't your fault, but we can't keep it from them forever."

"I need more time, please!"

"Your Highness, the news will spread once the Empire regains its forces and we'll be vulnerable.", He cried. "I understand you need time, but with every second we don't regroup and tighten our ranks, the more we-"

Luigi took his claw and held it tight, "Please... I need just a day.."

Kamek sighed then turned towards the balcony. "Yes, your highness.."

Luigi beamed slightly and gave Kamek a tight hug. ".... I want them to know... I really do, but I don't even know where to begin with telling them about ALL of it."

Kamek patted his back, "I know...". He moved slowly out of the hug and cleared his throat. "Now, do you remember what he said to you?"

Luigi nodded, "The Prince wasn't who we thought...?"

Kamek smiled nervously letting out a heartbroken chuckle, "He was never the best with words. I guess that was my fault in the end.. And then what happened?"

"The Prince showed up and said that my brother and I were supposed to be killed.. by him. I couldn't think straight after that... I didn't mean... Every time I thought he was better... If I had listened to him, he wouldn't be-"

"The King knew it wouldn't be something you'd take lightly." Kamek sighed, "He wasn't going to go through with it.. He told the Prince that it would be entertaining to see your reaction to your brother's..."state" and took him to get him out of the cell. Once we made our way out of the prisons, he ordered me to get the troops and ship ready for a swift departure."

Luigi blinked, "So then I wrongfully kil-..."

Kamek looked at him, "No, no... You didn't, your highness please.. j-just let me finish."

Luigi nodded as he choked back tears, his eyes still swollen from the previous night.

"He was going to collect you quietly from your bed, since he presumed you'd still be asleep. It was supposed to be a quick getaway, so we could figure out later what to do about the Prince.... predicament.", He said. "I had noticed something wasn't right after watching the lightning's patterns shift from sporadic to uniformed. It seemed like something... Or...someone, was charging each strike to aim towards the palace. Before I could stop it with my own spell, seeing as it was getting closer to your room, it struck... I-I thought it was the Prince, but his powers, at least from what I know about his father's... Never harnessed electrical assistance."

Luigi looked at his hands, "I...I thought."

'No...'

Bowser turned as he saw a shot of magic heading towards Luigi and quickly took the hit with his shell. Khufo laughed, "Really?! After having the odds in your favor?! You still want him? Do you realize the opportunity you're missing out on! SHE'LL be yours! You'll finally be happy!"

Bowser ignored his jeering and pressured remarks. He moved Luigi from his chest only to see his eyes filled with tears. He ignored it and yelled "YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE! HE-"

"WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!"

"I SAID I'LL EXPLAIN AFTER-"

"NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING SAYING SHIT AND JUST EXPECT ME TO JUST-

"Look I'm SORRY, ok?! I know it's a lot to believe in me right now but I PROMISE, this time I need you to leave!"

Luigi stepped back from him as his eyes gleaned, another flash of lightning crackled, "No. Were NOT doing this again. I'M not doing this again! BOWSER MY BROTHER IS DYING AND YOU WANT ME TO TRUST YOU?!"

Another flash erupted, closer than the last.

Khufo grinned from their bickering. He clawed opened his amulet, the aloe vera emblem wilted entirely on the brassy coating. The magic festered into his body as he unsheathed his claws. His fur prickled and relished the powerful feeling that coarse through his veins. It began to glow a luminescent violet, pulsing with his heartbeat, a distorted cackle left his lips as his hypnotic eyes focused on the three in front of him.

"You silly turtle."

Bowser heard the laughter and frantically glanced back at the Prince before he looked towards the sky then back at Luigi. He knew that the small plumber wouldn't listen to reason, as upsetting as his chest knew it was, his conscience cleared as the rumbling started slowly above them.

"Luigi... Please, calm down.".

As he started to explain, Luigi couldn't hear the words that came next. It was too much for him to take in.

All he could register and replay was that Bowser had flung his paralyzed brother at his feet, mocked and schemed against him with the Prince and to finish it off he had the gall to stand before him and give a half assed apology.

'How could he stand in front of him pleading for him to understand.'

The final strike of lightning flashed as fast as his last thought. All of its charged branches struck the side of the palace as Luigi was about to yell.

In the same second, the Prince lifted up and shot his body forward towards the two, aiming for Luigi, but collided with Bowser as stood in front of him again, taking the full force of the attack.

Right through the Koopa's body.

With the last of his strength, Bowser pushed Luigi and his brother to the side as the wall collapsed above him.

Once the smoke had cleared, Luigi sat there stunned, right next to Mario's shivering body.

Kamek gave a weak smile, "I can see his passing is weighing on you, I know you didn't mean to strike him, but....", he paused.

'Tell him the truth.'

"We will drop your brother off at the Mushroom Kingdom like you asked... but we will need you to say your goodbyes.."

"What?.. But I thought I wouldn't..."

"You're not the first queen to have their husband killed.. accidentally or not. The powers you have were out of control and you weren't aware of them. Junior is still too young to rule and as much as I would like for Roy to be appointed, he isn't of royal blood.", Kamek took a deep breath. "You are now our Queen..."

'TELL HIM!'

Luigi's eyes widened as he tried to take in the information, "..I-I need to check on my brother..".

'Coward...'

As he rushed out of the balcony, he was met with the ring of guards that began to follow him closely.

His head spun as the events rolled around in his mind and he needed to distract himself and clear them out. Just for a moment.

Kamek shook his head then looked out at the stars and started to hum in grief.

[vanillacaramelhoney]

Look for Me (9/12)

Pairing(s): Robin Buckley x Reader

Summary: Princess Robin Buckley, since the age of eight, was always seen with another girl- (Y/n) (L/n). They always chose to be together, but when (Y/n) is chosen as one of Robin's personal guards, they're practically tied together. It seems innocent to everyone, but so much more can happen behind closed doors.

Warning(s): None really??

A/N: What are y’all gonna be for Halloween? I plan to go as our lord and saviour, Luigi.

Feedback is greatly appreciated!

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Going to talk to Billy was probably one of the worst, yet best decisions Robin has ever made.

After Robin took a moment to pack her things (and check several times to see that she got everything), she searched (Y/n) out. They were about to head to Billy's room when Garret decided to tag along at the last second.

Robin wasn't too thrilled by the idea of him tagging along; the last thing she needed was for someone to find out that she was searching for a way out of the marriage.

Still, he came along, and in the end, Robin was glad he did.

Robin's conversation with Billy was short; hell, it didn't even happen.

The three had arrived at his door, stood there for several minutes, then left in shock.

They had branched off, Garret going back to his and (Y/n)'s shared room, while Robin and (Y/n) went to the princess' room.

As soon as the door closed behind them, they let their eyes go wide.

"Damn," (Y/n) squeaked, biting her lip to prevent a smile or laughter through. She let her body rest against the door.

Robin, on the other hand, didn't find the situation quite as funny. She stood in the middle of the room, staring at nothing in shock.

"Was... I learned that he is quite a flirt, but I did not think...," (Y/n) tried to form a sentence but keeping her laughter back was too difficult.

Robin rubbed the temples of her head, sighing as the shocked expression dropped to a tired one. "Is he not aware that that is improper?" she asked, looking at (Y/n) with desperation in her eyes.

"I think he knows, he just doesn't care," (Y/n) let out with a snort.

"(Y/n)!" Robin whined. "This isn't funny!"

"I mean," (Y/n) laughed. "Are we even allowed to talk about what's improper? I'm a female guard dating the princess- a female."

"God," Robin groaned. "I have to marry him."

And then a lightbulb went off in (Y/n)'s head.

~

Robin never found herself getting up so early. Her mind was behind, and her eyes kept drooping if she stood still for too long.

(Y/n), however, was used to this. She stood tall and to attention, patiently waiting for Garret to show.

With a playful smirk, (Y/n) watched over her shoulder as Robin failed miserably to stay awake and alert.

"Are you sure it was a good idea to do this so early?" (Y/n) teased. "You can barely stay awake, and yet you want to discuss matters with the king."

"I will be fine," Robin waved her off. "This needs to be done."

"Yes, it does," (Y/n) agreed. "But why so early?"

"I have my reasons."

Footsteps echoed in the halls, grabbing their attention. A glance down the hall revealed Garret heading toward them.

Robin joined (Y/n)'s side.

"You're up awfully early, Robin," Garret greeted as soon as he joined them.

"Well, things need to be done," she repeated to him.

"I am assuming this is about last night," Garret said. Robin nodded. "Very well. I have an idea of what's going to happen, then. Is the king waiting for us?"

(Y/n) nodded. "We should not keep him waiting."

"Of course."

The three started the walk to the end of the hall.

When Robin requested that they talk about a private matter, she got directed to a room at the very end of one of the many halls.

The door was open and inside was Neil, waiting for them with only a couple of guards behind him.

(Y/n) made sure to close the door behind them.

Neil sat on the edge of a small table that sat near the back of the room. His guards stood close behind.

"Morning," he greeted. Robin didn't respond. "What did you need to talk about?"

"The marriage arrangement," Robin answered. Neil raised a brow, urging her to continue. "I refuse to go through with it."

"This is something your father and I have agreed on," Neil said. "You have no choice."

"I'm not marrying your son," Robin insisted.

"Why are you so persist on that?" he asked, standing.

"Your son is sleeping around, and I can only assume that it has been happening for some time now," Robin explained. "If you think I will marry someone that sleeps around, you are wrong."

Neil went red in the face. "How dare you assume these things about my son!" he shouted. "You cannot simply cast around these foolish accusations in hopes to get out of this arrangement!"

"If I went to your son's room and looked inside, can you guarantee that I will not find a girl in there with him?" Robin tested him.

"You will find no girl! My son is not a filthy animal!"

"Then we shall go see." With that, Robin headed out the door, pausing only to tell the shocked group to follow along.

They quickly did as she told them to.

Robin strode through the halls with determination fueling her every step.

(Y/n) had to near sprint to reach Robin's side. "What are you doing?" she hissed.

"Billy is spoiled in the fact that he gets to wake up when he wants, and it's clear that he takes advantage of that. The short time we have been here, he has never been awake before eleven," Robin explained. "There's a reason I made sure to do this extra early."

The door to Billy's room came into view, and with several more wide steps, Robin was the first to reach it.

With no hesitation, she swung the door open, letting it hit the wall with an astounding bang.

In the bed parallel to the door, two figures shot up. Their wide eyes landed on the group standing at the doorway.

"What the hell is this?!" Neil screamed. He gave no time for an answer, storming off in the direction they came.

Robin quickly followed behind him.

Unsure of what to do, the guards hesitated before following the two.

"Hopefully you understand now," Robin said.

Neil stopped in his place, turning to face her. "This changes nothing! This wedding is still happening!"

"I do not know what you are thinking right now, but it is most certainly the dumbest thing if you cannot understand that I am not marrying someone that sleeps around as he pleases!" Robin finally raised her voice.

Only a few feet to her left, (Y/n) and Garret anxiously stood as they watched the scene unravel. (Y/n) watched them carefully.

There shouting was sure to attract the attention of anyone passing through the nearby halls. The thought of someone looking down and seeing this made (Y/n) oddly nervous.

Her close eye on the two proved helpful when she saw Neil's hand, about to strike.

(Y/n)'s hand reached out to grab Niel's wrist before he could hit Robin. She held him with a harsh grip.

His guards behind him stepped forward out of instinct.

Robin stared at the two, a look of horror on her face. Garret walked to her side and pulled her back a few steps before standing in front of her.

Niel tried to wank his hand away, but (Y/n) was stubborn. "Unhand me, woman!" he shouted. Behind him, the guards readied their swords. "You have no right to stop me!"

(Y/n)'s gaze hardened. "When you are about to hit the princess- the woman I am supposed to be protecting- you are a fool to think that I would not intervene." Her voice was calm, but there was a warning hidden there.

"Keep in mind, any harm that comes to her in your kingdom will not come across well with our king," (Y/n) told him. "He especially would not enjoy hearing that the king we were staying with harmed her." With that, (Y/n) finally allowed him to pull his arm away.

Niel stepped away, glaring, but he waved the guards off.

They put their swords away.

(Y/n) walked to Robin. "Are you okay?" Robin nodded, much more composed.

Robin looked past (Y/n) at Niel. "I think you have made yourself clear," Robin remarked. "We are leaving." She turned and left, the two guards hot on her heels.

The three could feel Neil's gaze burning into them.

"After that, there certainly should be no affiliation with him from your father's side," Garret muttered.

"I just cannot believe he tried that," (Y/n) shook her head.

"You don't think he is like that to anyone else, do you?" Robin asked.

"He better not," (Y/n) said.

"If he does, I hope he pays for his actions," Garret said. "My god. I have heard stories that he could be rude, but that was so much more than being rude."

"(Y/n), can you wake the others up?" Robin asked, receiving a nod. "I want to see if we can get the carriage ready earlier."

~

"Any idea where she went?" George stepped away from the carriage and placed his hands on his hips.

He shook his head. "No," he responded to Robin, who stood off to the side. "Damn girl woke us up early and was dragged off by a maid. Said she'd be right back."

Robin glanced over everyone.

Garret was fine, but the other guards were grumpy about how early they had been woken up.

They would have been on their way home over an hour ago if it weren't for (Y/n)'s unexplained absence.

"Does anyone know where she is?" Robin asked all of them.

Tyler opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by the sound of rushing footsteps and a voice calling, "Right here!"

They all looked behind them to see (Y/n) jogging over to them.

"Kid, where the hell have you been?" George asked.

(Y/n) smiled sheepishly. "Sorry," she apologized. She turned to Robin and waved a rolled parchment back and forth. "Neil gave me this- said it was for your father."

"That's all?" Robin asked. "Why did you take so long, then?"

(Y/n) laughed. "That's my fault. I got lost."

George rolled his eyes but laughed. "Way to go." The girl playfully glared at him.

"I'm guessing everyone is ready to leave then?" (Y/n) asked as George walked back to the carriage.

Robin nodded. "Any idea what that is about?" she pointed to the slip.

"Well, legally speaking," (Y/n) said, "I have no idea, but..." Robin raised a brow.

"It may or may not be a letter to your father calling off the marriage due to 'issues with my son that shall remain unnamed,'" (Y/n) quoted.

"Oh, now that is gold," Robin snickered, earning a chuckle from (Y/n).

"Come on, let's get home."

[classicdaisycalico]

I MADE ANOTHER HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR

This time I used Mario characters and….I’m gonna let you know now, everybody, it was a TIME.

Yeah I included people from all over the Mario-verse but had a little trouble organizing them. I also had the same pairing system from last time and didn’t bother changing the genders so oh well

So, without further ado, “LET’S-A GO”

1. Luigi staying in character like always 2. Wow I thought Cackletta was out for blood before…boy oh boy was I wrong.

1. Poor Toadette :((( 2. Toad you are setting yourself up for death my dude 3. Wow Rosalina what a Mood 4. Oh Jr SAME

Oh. Nobody died on the first day? Wow. Wonder what the rest of the Games is gonna look like from here…

1. Well S H I T I DID NOT EXPECT MARIO TO BE THE FIRST CASUALTY 2. *Enter Waluigi/Rosalina shippers snapping rhythmically from the shadows* 3. NOT THE MAYOR OH NO 4. Yeah, but look on the bright side: Bowser’s not trying to terrorize the Mushroom Kingdom for once! 5. Oh F U C K YEAH LUIGI YOU GO LUIGI

1. “DOH I MISSED” aka Wario’s last words 2. Ooooh DON’T MESS WITH DAISY YOU GO GIRL 3. Well RIP Rango lol 4. TOADETTE WHAT DID PEACH EVER DO TO YOU

Guys I’m still Shook I genuinely DID NOT see this coming like AT ALL

1. Jr that’s your dad you’re scaring off…..you know that right 2. Luigi why are you hanging out with your archnemesis? A ghost? Who tells scary ghost stories? Luigi are you okay? 3. Me too, Peach. 4. I have never related to Cackletta so hard and yet here I fucking am

1. Wendy you called Daisy a poser during the Rio Olympics and now you’re working with her? What the fuck 2. “I HAVE PAIN” ~ Fawful at some point, probably 3. Damn Peach that’s a risky move

Nobody died today, either? Looks like this Games is gonna go on for a while…

1. Hey Toad what the fuck hey Toad what the fuck hey Toad WHAT THE FUCK 2. Wendy is my current mood 3. Get rekt King Boo 4. Edited for clarification: Petey thinks about overthrowing the entire Animal and Fungus Kingdoms

1. I can relate, Luigi 2. TOADETTE WHAT THE FUCK 3. Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse MY FAVORITE CHARACTER JUST DIED I AM DISAPPOINT

Welp both princesses are dead. But best friends who die together stay together, right? (That sounded better in my head……)

1. Look I can understand Luigi doesn’t like Waluigi but Yoshi…YOU KILLED YOUR SASSY GF HOW DARE. Also….Toad….damn….I didn’t expect this….

1. That moment when Bowser kills not only Wendy, but Broodal!Wendy. 2. HOLY SHIT FAWFUL. 3. Lmao @ King Boo 4. YOSHI YOU COULD HAVE FLUTTER-JUMPED TO AVOID THIS

Holy shit look how many people died……

1. Toadette is a Savage confirmed. Also how can one kill a ghost if it’s already dead? Do you just…..re-kill it? 2. QUEEN BEAN THAT’S YOUR SON 3. Because kidnapping princesses to forcefully marry them and kill off their plumber boyfriends in the process definitely counts as “sane” 4. Toad, you’ve officially just sealed your place on the top of Bowser’s hit list.

1. PETEY DEAR GOD 2. T O A D WHAT THE F U C K 3. Noooooo NOT LUIGI!!!! Also holy HELL QUEEN BEAN IS OUT FOR BLOOD

1. Same. 2. Toad, you’re not alone; I, too, would run the fuck away from a bloodthirsty queen.

1. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Day 6 was the REAL bloodbath of the Games, tbh. And to think, I thought it would be Day 5…this is getting seriously dark holy shit

David and Goliath? But T O A D. JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE.

It’s always the ones you don’t expect. Anyway, let’s look at the stats…

1. Honorable mention goes to Cackletta for that OUT OF LEFT FIELD FIRST KILL. She didn’t have to go that hard….but she did…for us…. 2. I’ll admit I’m not surprised by Petey. Or Bowser. 3. Toadette, however, I did not expect. Looks like there’s a lot hiding under that cute face. I’m scared. 4. But HOLY FUCK. I was NOT expecting Luigi or Yoshi to have as many kills as they did. (EVEN IN DEATH THE YEAR OF LUIGI NEVER ENDS) 5. Can we also just talk about the runner-up for most kills? Queen Bean is a bean to be FEARED. Like seriously, this whole ordeal sounds like something fresh out of “Game of Thrones” or some shit. And EVEN THEN! It doesn’t even compare to our winner. 6. TOAD GOT SIX ENTIRE FUCKING KILLS. THAT’S 25% OF THE TRIBUTES. THIS LITTLE MANS IS A FUCKING MONSTER. ONCE HE DISTRACTS YOU WITH HIS INNOCENT DEMEANOR IT’S OVER. LAST THING YOU SEE IS A PAIR OF BLANK BEADY BLACK EYES AND A DEMONIC SMILE ON HIS FACE. HE TAKES DELIGHT IN WATCHING YOU DIE. IN CONCLUSION: DO NOT TRUST TOAD.

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