#damn it darcy

[spookyghouly]

for those asking about the ghoulette dresses: it was your classic victorian mourning gown. floor length with veils that covered their whole faces—unclear if masked underneath still or if the veils were opaque enough they didn’t use them. personally i think the veils would have been opaque enough based on historical examples we have. think constance hatchaway haunted mansion realness, but make it black and you’ll have a pretty close approximation.

edit: here’s some photo refs off of google that are similar—top right is closest in terms of skirt shape, from what I could see.

edit edit: just to be clear, they only wore these for 1 song! it was the if you have ghosts cover. four ghoulettes total, with 2 playing cellos, 1 on grand piano, and one on either vocals or theremin (I couldn’t tell! if anyone had a clearer view pls lmk!)

[softraincloud]

so like my longest friend (let’s call her A) and her husband are poly. A and I have mildly flirted on and off for years. I don’t want a relationship with her and have made that clear. but it’s the kind of friendship where I don’t feel embarrassed about telling her about my crushes and like sharing our test results from the bdsm test and stuff. we cuddle while watching tv and have kissed and she is important to my life, but I am single and interested in other people.

her husband gives me the creeps. I don’t like that he assumes he and I are at the same level of familiarity and me and A when he has not made an effort to be my friend and disrespects me. He has on numerous occasions made comments objectifying my tits when he knows I am dysphoric about them. I have brushed these off in past because I was uncomfortable about speaking up when I was being harassed and he was drunk and did not remember the night after.

tonight he fucking did it again while stone cold sober and he pulled my roommate into the mess.

A brought up how she was freaked out when I changed in front of her last week while we were sharing a dressing room and getting ready for an event. I apologized and went sorry I didn’t mean to make u uncomfortable i just needed help w my bra.

husband goes wow hypothetical question how many times would someone need to send you lingerie to get nudes and I go I don’t accept lingerie. i buy for myself and anyway because i have a weird size any I get that doesn’t fit would go to A.

and then husband goes wow how about being shirtless tho how many people would need to be shirtless for you to take your top off. and I go well if i’m changing for an event uh zero. if it’s another scenario like a party, then I don’t really want to be there. I like my living room lol. and he keeps pushing and then asked my roommate the same question when he walked in the kitchen to get water and he was so obviously uncomfortable.

this guy really irritates me with this behavior. horndog presumptive ass weirdo. I know he was sober and he’ll remember what he said this time so I am texting him a polite “fuck off w that behavior” text.

obviously the “play dumb about it being flirting” or “shut the conversation down by refusing to engage” approaches have not been working. i’m annoyed that A won’t fucking control her man. and I hardly get to see her without him anymore. I miss my friend.

I am tired of being harassed. I don’t wanna hang out with him anymore.

[linmeiwei]

Elizabeth: When you saw me at Pemberley after I told you you were the last man in the world I’d ever be prevailed on to marry… were you angry?

Darcy: I was surprised. That took about (checks watch) thirty minutes to shake off. Then I wanted to marry you again.

[pureworlds]

i suddenly believe in the faith of the seven thank you septa rhaenyra

[anghraine]

Random thought before back to defense prep:

Something I find interesting and enjoyable about P&P is the way that Austen both foreshadows various revelations about Darcy and complicates them before they ever happen. This is typically done through subtle asides or quick interchanges that don't necessarily register as that significant at the time, but still gives the readers a chance to pick up on what's really going to happen.

Just a few examples:

1- Elizabeth and Charlotte briefly discuss how difficult it would be for an outsider, and perhaps Bingley himself, to detect Jane's true feelings:

It was generally evident, whenever they [Jane and Bingley] met, that he did admire her; and to her [Elizabeth] it was equally evident that Jane was yielding to the preference which she had begun to entertain for him from the first, and was in a way to be very much in love; but she [Elizabeth] considered with pleasure that it was not likely to be discovered by the world in general, since Jane united with great strength of feeling, a composure of temper and an uniform cheerfulness of manner, which would guard her from the suspicions of the impertinent. She mentioned this to her friend, Miss Lucas. “It may, perhaps, be pleasant,” replied Charlotte, “to be able to impose on the public in such a case; but it is sometimes a disadvantage to be so very guarded.”

2- Darcy tries to warn Elizabeth at the Netherfield Ball:

“I can readily believe,” answered he, gravely, “that reports may vary greatly with respect to me; and I could wish, Miss Bennet, that you were not to sketch my character at the present moment, as there is reason to fear that the performance would reflect no credit on either.”

3- Charlotte tries to "read" Darcy at Rosings:

He [Darcy] seldom appeared really animated. Mrs Collins knew not what to make of him. Colonel Fitzwilliam’s occasionally laughing at his stupidity proved that he was generally different, which her own knowledge of him could not have told her; and as she would have liked to believe this change the effect of love, and the object of that love her friend Eliza, she set herself seriously to work to find it out: she watched him whenever they were at Rosings, and whenever he came to Hunsford; but without much success.

4- literally the next chapter, one of the funnier miscommunications between Elizabeth and Darcy in Kent:

More than once did Elizabeth, in her ramble within the park, unexpectedly meet Mr Darcy. She felt all the perverseness of the mischance that should bring him where no one else was brought; and, to prevent its ever happening again, took care to inform him, at first, that it was a favourite haunt of hers. How it could occur a second time, therefore, was very odd! Yet it did, and even the third. It seemed like wilful ill-nature, or a voluntary penance; for on these occasions it was not merely a few formal inquiries and an awkward pause and then away, but he actually thought it necessary to turn back and walk with her. He never said a great deal, nor did she give herself the trouble of talking or of listening much; but it struck her in the course of their third rencontre that he was asking some odd unconnected questions—about her pleasure in being at Hunsford, her love of solitary walks, and her opinion of Mr and Mrs Collins’s happiness; and that in speaking of Rosings, and her not perfectly understanding the house, he seemed to expect that whenever she came into Kent again she would be staying there too. His words seemed to imply it.

Very mysterious!!!! Definitely none of their communications here could justifiably be misread!!

[scratchtovoid]

DAMN!!

[raisedbythetv89]

Two of the worst proposals in the history of modern media followed by the most pathetic cringe fail loser puppy dog eyes when their absolutely abysmal attempts at saying “I love and want only you” fail miserably and unfortunately for me I desire both of them carnally

bonus: they even both hit this pose after being knocked on their ass during said failed proposal attempt

[dogzcats]

pride & prejudice (2005) trivia

In the opening scene, Elizabeth is reading the last pages of Pride and Prejudice with the names changed

Darcy is changed to Cardy, Elizabeth is changed to Katherine

Pemberley is Eastley

The Bingleys are the Ainleys

Lydia bcomes Sohpia, Derbyshire becomes Wiltshire, Georgiana becomes Charlotte, the Gardiners becomes "their relatives"

Joe Wright in the director's commentary: "In a way, what she’s doing there is reading the story that’s about to happen to her"

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: NEVER WHISTLE AT NIGHT: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology, ed. by Shane Hawk and Theodore C. Van Alst Jr.

This has a bunch of authors I already love in it (Stephen Graham Jones, Darcie Little Badger, Waubgeshig Rice, and Rebecca Roanhorse!!), and several authors I've been meaning to try (like Tommy Orange, Nick Medina, and Kelli Jo Ford, to name a few), so I'm really hyped for them all to be together in one volume! Plus dark fiction is very much my jam (especially when it comes in a bright and colorful package).

[harbingersecho]

WODtober 3 > Bloodlines "I want to show you something..."

[spookyghouly]

goodevening ghesties

i luckily tested negative for covid this morning meaning i was FINALLY free from quarantine isolation just in time to go to the ghost concert!! this is my 5th ritual in as many years and it may have been the best (though, you never forget your first 😉). here’s my ghost kia forum night 1 concert breakdown of best moments, in no particular order!

cumulus and aurora ghoulettes twirling each other, blowing kisses to each other, stroking each other’s cheeks. this one was for the dykes <3

popia, drawing out the ending to mary on a cross: “are you guys still saying cross?? I want you to say MARIJUANA!!!!!”

ABSOLUTION F U C K E D LIVE!!!!

Respite ALSO fucked like the BASS IN THE BEGINNING?? I FELT IT IN MY CHEST IN MY LUNGS, I THINK IT MADE MY HEART BEAT DIFFERENTLY. SOUL RESET. I almost cried when copia left the stage thinking about how this is probably my last time seeing him (I completely forgot the encore existed I was too swept up in It All ™ you know?)

Dancing Skeletons. They better release the film because I want to study it to learn their dance.

they had two stages set up, the normal one up front and a mini set up in the back with a grand piano and several chairs. more on that in a sec.

Seestor gave papa a boxing robe and gloves for “fighting” his way back from the small stage to the main stage. the crowd started barking at him to hype him up like he was actually about to enter a boxing ring lmaoo

when he got to the back stage papa said it was so nice to see the people in the back “in the stevie wonder seats” lmaoooo

then he said he wanted to bite us???? and had us all snarl at him like we were biting dogs. deranged behavior. love him.

okay no my true fav moment was the orchestral arrangement of if you have ghosts. it put me in such a throwback to the first ghost ritual I attended in london when he took time to introduce each band member just as ghoul. 5 years later and on another continent, it is an even more beautiful arrangement of the song. The band members were 2 cellists and a grand piano player—I couldn’t tell if the woman to the far right was playing a theremin or vocalizing—if anyone knows can you tell me?

the skeletons picked papa up at the stage right mini stage and had him like crowd surf on top of them all the way back to center stage it was AWESOME?? I hope they got a cool overhead shot of it for the recording.

they definitely knew we were all anxious he was dying tonight and there were many moments where papa faked us out that he was dying. after the first or second song he made a comment like “ah we are quickly approaching the end of this era” and later when he told us to “not be sad it’s almost over, you’ve had a good fucking time and then it must end” I couldn’t help but think he was talking about more than just the concert

on a related note, when the skeletons first came out in twenties they circled papa and I think it was a deliberate fake out/homage to when he ascended in mexico city last year when the nuns circled him.

met many delightful ppl giving away handmade bracelets, stickers, and trinkets, as well as someone who had scooped up a bunch of mummy dust bucks from the confetti gun and was passing them out by the exit 🥰💜 u people made my day

anyway here’s that haul:

this has been the update from new plushia at the forum, goodnight folks!

[softraincloud]

listen whatever issues I have with experience I will attempt to make up for it in enthusiasm. my clumsy ass doesn’t know what i’m doing but I do enjoy being taught how to make you feel good

[pollydoodles]

The Five Things She Learns About Him … And Then The One Thing He Learns About Her

She Cares for Him

“No girl in the history of the world has ever had a problem with being given a gift. And it’s Christmas, so take your sorry ass and that hideous sweater, and go find her before it’s midnight and the magic runs out.”

[unsubtle-oddities]

lemontober day fourteen: Dinosaurchestra

it’s the WHOLE dinosaurchestra rocking out! whoa!

lemontober day fifteen: Goodsie

she’s taking a break after practicing with her keyboard 👍

[dailydarcycarden]

how bout that twitch stream skdkshdkhsds

[pinkcadavart]

Ooh I have the evil eye • I, I, I see your soul