#damn Karol

[zadzunny]

🌷🦋✨

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

re-regueTON SUAVE LABIOS MORDIDOS 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 DAIAMNTES QUE LE BAJAN POR EL OMBLIGO 😍😍😍😍😍💎💎💎

y'all rlly need some Colombian lesbian regeuton frrr I love this song sm

[aerois]

I get that she’s a 15 year old girl but good God if Rita could stop being such a little bitch for just 5 fucking minutes

[ometochtli2rabbit]

13.0.12.2.1

lajun[10] IMIX/IMOX [crocodile]- kan[4] MAC

galactic tone: manifestation

sun sign: crocodile/red/east

open to new beginnings - MAYA

mahtlactli[10] - CIPACTLI[crocodile]

Tezcatlipoca | Tonacatecuhtli

tecolotl [great horned owl]

lord of the night: Itztli

trecena: Mayahuel

x" caxtolli-onei[18] - tlacaxipehualiztli - NAHUA

The thirteen day period (trecena) that starts with day 1-Malinalli (Grass) is ruled by Mayahuel, Goddess of the Maguey and Pulque. These are 13 days of intoxication, infatuation, excitement and passion: it is a time of excesses, when moderation is impossible, and so is often a time of disastrous consequences. This trecena signifies those times when we are incapable of protecting ourselves from high emotions. It is a time when affairs of war and affairs of the heart are born without thinking. These days are clouded in confusion: only the most self-disciplined warrior can suffer an excess of success without incuring sudden loss. These are good days to bind the community together; bad days to sow discord and discontent.- [www.azteccalendar.com] - so to go with the opposite of all this, songs with NORMAL in them, because what is that? What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly:

Lucius: Next to Normal

Pet Shop Boys: Discoteca

Kari Wuhrer: Normal

The Knack: Normal As the Next Guy

Sza: Normal Girl

Blur: Dan Abnormal

Merle Haggard: Daddy Frank (The Guitar Man)

Supertramp: Just A Normal Day

Arcade Fire: Normal Person

Gary Numan: We Take Mystery (To Bed)

Doris Day: I Said My Pajamas (and Put on MY Prayers)

Everclear: Normal Like You

Atlanta Rhythm Section: Normal Love

Taylor Swift ft. The Chicks: Soon You'll Get Better

Alabama: She and I

The Damned: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Wilco: Normal American Kids

Charli XCX: i might say something stupid

Bruce Cockburn: The Trouble With Normal

Karol G: Mientras Me Curo Del Cora

Lynyrd Skynyrd: All Funked Up

Butthole Surfers: The Weird Revolution

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark: Enola Gay

The Cure: A Normal Story

Peter Gabriel: Lead a Normal Life

Morrissey: The Youngest Was the Most Loved

Van Morrison: Born to Be Free

Bob Seger: Lookin' Back

Ella Fitzgerald: You're Blase

John Lee Hooker: I'm Leaving

"Weird Al" Yankovic: My Own Eyes

Willie Nelson: Still Not Dead

Johnny Cash: Life Goes On

[fiona-fififi]

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[moviestarmartini]

tus gafitas. — jude bellingham x latina influencer!reader

summary: after both a soft launch on your feed and posting a pair of sunglasses matched to the lyrics of a song, stans on twitter join forces to uncover who left them in your car.

warnings: none!

fc: @ jess.judith on IG and TikTok ! my dominican queen !!!! la amiga más íntima de las girls hihi

liked by judebellingham, yourbestie, camavinga and others

yourusername madrid me mola 🤍 did i say that right?

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username NO WAYYY SHE’S IN MY CITY 😭

username SHE HAS A MAN !!!!

-> username i’m so happy for her tbh

-> username right??? she deserves it so much after she told us how badly things ended with her ex

username besties camavingham you ain’t slick ☠️ we see you stalking in the likes

yourusername recently posted to their story!

yourusername recently posted to their stories!

judebellingham replied to your story

Damn so you rather post my nipple than my face? I see how it is.

yourusername

is that why you’re giving me that “angry” face?

judebellingham

Yeah

Wait wym “angry”

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yourusername dinner with my winner 🩷😚 gracias por todos sus buenos deseos, los adoro! (thank you all for your good wishes, i adore y’all)

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-> yourusername cuñao 🫡

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username CON😭GRA😭TU😭LA😭TIONS😭😭😭

username la favorita de Dios

username if y’all zoom in the background im jumping off that apartment building she’s staying at

-> yourusername please no 😖

-> username IM KIDDING QUEEN I’M SORRY

judebellingham Te amoooo 🤍

-> yourusername yo más puchi bear 🩷

A/N: i know this is far from my regular content but the idea was too good to pass up! thank u sm to that anon who submitted something karol g related so my bichota muse took over + i always wanted to do something with jess as a fc and i finally got the chance AAAA

[lewisvinga]

lagunas | carlos sainz x latina! reader

summary; fans finally the dots between y/n’s latest single and carlos’ strange caption ( similar plot to like a damn sociopath!)

fc; karol g MI REINA

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1

notes; requested ! used lagunas by peso pluma y jasiel núñez! but pretend it’s a girl / karol g who sings it lolllll, but i hope carlos has a fast n easy recovery!!

masterlist !

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yourusername: little surprise para ustedes [for you] 🥹 my new single lagunas is out on all streaming platforms !🌷 huge thank you to the person who inspired me to write this song! guess listening to your family was worth it for me to write my new favorite song!😁❤️❤️

username: EL QUE?? [what]

username: QUEEN W A NEW SONGGG

username: esperaaaa [wait], why is this song so sad

username: wdym by listening to your family was worth it🤨🤨 his family don’t like u mi reina?? [my queen] , i know a friend of a friend 🤨

kaliuchis: como siempre [like always], AMAZING 🌷💗💗

yourusername: ❤️💗💗

username: y nado entre lagunas en mi mente [and i swim in between the lagoons of my mind] 😣 so true mi reina so true

username: ugh she’s gorgeous

username: her voice in this song ☹️ wonder who her ex is bc she never said anything abt him but clearly she cared for him a lot ☹️

username: tbh i think he didn’t care for her as much bc she said he listened to his family lol, if u truly cares for ur gf u wouldn’t leave her no matter what

username: SOOO TRUE

alexandrasaintmleux: amazing amazing 🥹🫶

yourusername: gracias, amor😣💗 [thank you, love]

username: ariana what are u doing here

username: MAYBE LAGUNAS IS ABT A DRIVER?? CARLOS??

username: look at my moot yall, they’re delusional 😹

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carlossainz55: tal vez en otra galaxia sí fue diferente. [maybe in another galaxy it was different]

username: whats bro waffling abt

username: why are u using mothers song are ur caption….

charles_leclerc: deep

landonorris: so true

carlossainz55:🤨

username: i know charles can’t keep his mouth shut bc how’d pierre know abt lewis before the news?? SPILL LECLERC.

username: nah i think lando is more likely and i know he knows something. lando, you better start talking NOW

landonorris: i plead the fifth 😇😇😇

username: he looks soooo fine wait

username: carlos in his aesthetic era

username: why’d he use the part of the song where she sounded the most sad?

username: okay lagunas has to 100% be about carlos

username: esp when she said in her caption, that he listened to his family and broke up w her, sorry but i can see him doing that

username: he fumbled the baddest bitch, la bichota, rip carlos 🕊️🕊️

username: ughhhhh if carlos n y/n were fr a couple, they would’ve been the finest couple 😫

username: bro whatd u do for her to write and sing lagunas …..

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[caption 1; bueno… <well>] [caption 2; mi hombre siempre <my man always> ❤️]

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carlossainz55: ya volví a besar tu frente y en esta galaxia , yo te quiero más que cualquier cosa en este mundo . [i kissed your forehead again and in this galaxy, i love you more than anything in this world.]

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: mi corazón , como te quiero 🥹💗[my heart, how i love you]

carlossainz55: te quiero, nena❤️ and i was stupid for letting people tell me who to love

username: WHATTTT

username: omg my parents

username: los amo 😞 [i love them]

username: gosh she’s GORGEOUS

username: i seem to have missed the carlos and y/n lore WHAT

charles_leclerc: finally mate😕

landonorris: i was sick of his moping when it was his fault 🙄🙄

carlossainz55: ok ok i learnt my lesson….

yourusername: oh tell me more

charles_leclerc: was surprised he didn’t run out of tears 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

username: NOT CHARLES AND LANDO EXPOSING CARLOS LMFAOOO😭😭

alexandrasaintmleux: ferrari girlies are gonna be reunited again!😫💗💗

yourusername: making ferrari latinos one wag at a time 😝

username: ok spaniard u won this time….

username: so he IS for the latinas iktr 😫😫🙏

username: still gonna stream lagunas tho😝

[supernova41st]

Sweet n’ Sour 👛 (pt.2)

Tf2 x “nice”Reader

A/n: Here’s pt.1 if you don’t know what this fic is abt, ik I said I was going to do my own fic after the last one I made but I couldn’t think of anything sooo I’m just doing this. I might do a ‘tf2 x Snooki!Reader’ cuz I just started watching jersey shore and I love it (also you could tell I put my whole heart and ass into snipers section)

warnings: Slut shaming, Reader and Sniper banging, enemies to lovers, hatefuck (sorry this one’s wild)

Pyro

Pyro quickly took a liking to you because of your girly nature, he loved your style

He’s only ever been on your good side, painting nails reading magazines gossiping etc.

He’s such a girls man. No, not a ladies man, a girls man

“Holy fuck! Snooki got arrested”

“Mm mffmm mmm?”

*from jersey shore??

“Yes from jersey shore!!”

Of course you two are duos on the battlefield, skipping happily around the blu teams base as it burns down

Def owns one of those heart friendship necklaces

About him being a girls man, he always makes sure you look good on the battlefield

Loves picking out outfits with you and always carries around something he knows you’ll forget

“Shit! I forgot to put on lipgloss..”

“Mmm mmphm mm?”

*here, cherry bomb right?

“gasp Omg I love you so much 💕”

You and Pyro would have the loving best friend relationship, kissing each others cheek and shit

Doing makeup on mask>>>>

Imagine the fake lashes along w the blush 😭 he loves it

lol put big anime girl eyes on him pls

“You’re fucking chewing right now P.”

“mmm mm!!!”

*thank you!!

Sniper

He hated you when he first saw you omg. Sniper is introverted cuz he got bullied and school, so now he automatically thinks any girl with even a slightly feminine style is bitchy

To be fair you were.. to him

Srry but he got annoyed with you so fast, it started a hefty rivalry between you and snipes

“Where’s princess prissy?”

“Uhm I know you’re not talking about me, at least I actually go down there to fight unlike you in the sidelines.”

It’s always something with you guys istg

He has to admit (but won’t) , he loves watching you destroy the enemy team the way you do from afar. Blood and guts getting in your hair and pretty face. Whenever you catch him staring at you you always give him the finger, makes him chuckle despite how much he ‘hates’ you

Sometimes he has to leave more than piss in his jars

He still kept the enemy streak but it was just to hide his feelings

The mercs get so sick of your guys’s attitude, they practically begged Miss Pauling to send you and sniper off to a mission so they can get a break. She obliged

“Yeah I’m not working with him, sorry! I’d rather go back to juvie than go sleep in his musty van.”

“Bonzy, wouldn’t want to smell your bloody strong perfume all over me van ya whore.”

“I’d rather smell like strong perfume than someone who hangs around piss jars and has coffee breath!!”

Miss Pauling immediately understood why the mercs wanted you guys to go away. And so she forced you to stay in his ‘musty van’ for a week so that you both can go assassinate god knows who. Safe to say it wasn’t an easy trip.

“Ay, I’m gonna go hunt for dinner, you comin’?

“Why the fuck would I wanna go with you?? Bye.”

damn, you didn’t have to end him like that 😭

You felt something when this bitch came back with a 14ft alligator, dragging it by the tail back to the van. You bit your lip staring at him as he wiped the sweat from his forehead

You asked him to hook up, you tried to be subtle but it just turned out uneasy to say the least

“Hey I liked the way you um.. dragged that crocodile back there”

“Chuckle it was a alligator, Sheila”

“Of course you know the difference..”

You blushed, along with him, laughing awkwardly, biting your pink painted thumbnail while he scratched the back of his neck

Cut to you guys waking up naked in his bed all sweaty

Hate fucking or not, now instead of the mercs being annoyed of you hating each other too much, they hate how much you love each other

“Cmon guys not in the goddamn break room..”

“Sorry, I just love his black coffee breath”

“And I love the smell of the perfume I got ya”

“God I fucking hate it when you use Australian slang..”

You still did your thing in the break room

Spy

He has so much hate in his heart for you, and it shows

The difference between him and sniper is that he doesn’t like ANYTHING about you, especially the way you fight

Sure it surprised him when you showed off how you fought, but he didn’t take a liking to it

While trying to sneak up on an enemy sniper, you immediately bashed their head in with your pink hammer. He glared at you so hard

“😐”

“What shitface?? Say something. I got impatient you were taking too long.”

This guy wants nothing to do with you, if you get assigned to a mission together he’ll have his way to sneak out of it.

In the expiration date short you wrote

Fuck you <3

On the paper he handed to everyone along with a drawing of a middle finger for the bucket thing he did

How did he know it was you? You made the hand look exactly like yours, acrylic nails and all.

You and scout started giggling like school girls

“..would anyone else like to insult me??”

soldier slowly raising his hand

Posting on your story in the middle of a battle is such a good way to mess with him, just doing the peace sign while he stays frustrated in the background

‘This old fuck really expects me to kill this big bitch alone 😹😹 Lol he fucking wishes, anyways I’m prob gonna get in trouble bcuz of this but IDRC 💜 #ellieandmasonhouse’

He wants to kill you so bad, sadly you’re one of the most useful mercs on the team. But if you weren’t he’d be so down to kill you

[doukeshi-kun]

Ayy papi. I got some dad!kolya ideas to hear me out on. I know you and I had talked about dad Nikolai and the 3 Gogolings. I think we once agreed that none of them were planned. All were an oopsie (because Nikolai is a horn dog). But hear me out. What if the first two were oopsies, but they tried for the third? Imagine if Karol was 100% planned. Yuri was not planned in the slightest. Mari was also not planned, but they were more prepared for her. What if they decided that "ok. One more, then we're getting snipped." They decided 2 wasn't enough but no more than 3. SO they actually tried for Karol. I'm imagining a funny scenario of them *cough cough* trying for him. All the wacky secks positions, all the times mommy dear takes a test and it comes back negative so Nikolai pulls a "well, damn. Gotta go try again." I'd like to imagine that ironically enough, it was harder to get pregnant with Karol than the other two (when they did not plan for it). It was definitely a process. Karol was a trouble maker since conception.

Also imagine Karol was an agreed name before his gender was even revealed. The whole family decided his name was Karol whether he was a boy or girl.

i can totally imagine Karol is planned. what wasn't planned is how high his clownery is

i feel like nikolai has a BIG thing in cumming inside so he's actually hoping for your test result to go negative so he can pound you like there's no tomorrow OHOHO "well damn i think we gotta try harder eh 😏"

i remember i made yuri being the first one who brought up 'Karol' name in one of my dad!nikolai fics. i like to think that it slipped out of nikolai's mind so when the family suggested 'Karol' as the baby's name, he'd agree to it immediately bcs of how right and familiar that name sounds

[jrat226]

Alright so I watched disventure camp, is Italian TDI ripoff?, yes, is it good? I'd say it's pretty damn good once you get past some of the acting, but honestly it's cool so fuck it let's rank the season 2 characters (cause they're leagues better than season 1s cast)

1. James (I mean what's not to like the man has strategy, charisma, smarts, a healthy relationship, an amazing arc and character development, let's be honest he's the main character, there's a reason he won, plus he poisoned yul) "I can't replace your teddy bear but i can try"

2. Aiden (I love Aiden, that's it, he's just a funny little guy) "remember when you told me i needed a push.. well now it's your turn"

3. Connor (he was wasted potential in my opinion he should've acted as like a peacekeeper in the season and helped the teens with their problems, but still he's amazing) "raya was right adult connor fits much better with the kids at camp"

4. Rosa Maria (she's fucking awesome) "that's it I'm going to whoop his ass"

5. Yul (ok I hate this bitch, but it's fun hating him and omg I love this idea, the fruitiest man I've ever seen being, homophobic, sexist and racist is the funniest concept for a character ever conceived) "a latina stealing why am I not surprised"

6. Kai (peace and tranquility) "thanks everyone except you yul, go fuck yourself"

7. Hunter (I like hunters character, they ruined him and the poly couple in all stars but hey what can you do) "that didn't stop them from getting into my bed in the middle of the night"

8. Ally (gamer girl gf, good moments, solid character) (imma be honest i don't recall a single quote... Ehhh fuck it)

9. Tess (depressed goth gf, nice, solid character) "I'm still here aren't I?"

10. Lake (a lot of people like her, her friendships are cute but outside that she's mid I'm sorry) "I'm dead"

11. Maggie (she's cool her relationship with Kai is cute) *slap* "damn Oliver calm down"

12. Oliver (Oliver is chill, I like him, I liked his little side story)

13. Raya (ok I don't get the hype with raya, she's like a twist villain in a shitty movie, like cool she's a villain if only I was able to see that sooner instead of the last 4 episodes, like dead ass this is your queen??)

14. Karol (do I need to explain??, but I'll give her a point for being an animal person, that's something)

[mayisgoingnuts]

Rambling about my boy because I love him :((

TW for drug (cocaine) addiction and weight loss

Something that Denny and Theodor already settled without Scar's knowledge is never making him the target of weight jokes, EVER, so the "skinny, stick figure, as heavy as a feather one" is Theodor even though Scar is like, way skinnier. Like, REALLY. You can literally count his ribs if you want to.

He thought that it was normal since it apparently doesn't affect anything in health but obviously it isn't, the reason for him to be so skinny even though he had a normal weight was... well, the damn drugs. They normally make you lose your appetite and that's what's been happening to him, most of his "meals" where the smoothies that kinda tricked his hunger and made him not eat. His moms noticed that Scar has been losing too much weight and are now helping him to eat more; meanwhile, Scar decided not to let Jack know about it since he already felt guilty enough seeing Stella and Karol worried.

Denny isn't a fan of cooking but began to learn some more recipes after Theodor asked him to, as he realized Scar's problem earlier than he did. They always encourage, help and even scold Scar to stop fooling his hunger and actually go eat, and even though he's stubborn sometimes, he's happy that his friends care.

Taglist: @merwynsartblog @jonesy-squish

[hide-in-imagination]

I know you've already said your piece on it, but I agree, and I can't stress enough, that if Valentina doesn't come back, they can keep Soy Luna 4. I know I'm not the main audience being American and non Spanish speaking, but I would not be tuning in. I already had my favorite ship ruined by Girl Meets World years after the fact (shawngela I will always love you), and I'll be damned if I go through that pain again with Simbar. No offense to Karol, I'm sure she's lovely, and I'm glad she's excited, but that shit will flop if anything happens to Simbar, Lutteo is not bringing the viewers back to the screen and we all know it

"That shit will flop if anything happens to Simbar" I couldn't have said it better, and I hope it does, I hope it flops so hard that they forever regret ruining Simbar. I at least have hope that, even if Valentina doesn't return as Ámbar, they can still mention that they're happy together off-screen. Like, they'd have to be VERY STUPID to not find a way around it and, GOD FORBID, find a new romantic interest for Simón or something. Like, not only I would kill myself in front of their house and forever change the trajectory of their lives, but it would be like shooting themselves in the foot because WHO WOULD WATCH THAT SHIT?? I can't even say Karol's fans would watch it because I saw many of them on Twitter who were so annoyed about her playing Luna again, like, "she's moved on, we've all moved on, she's doing better projects now, let Soy Luna die."

So honestly, who would even be the target audience? I can only imagine they expect to catch new fans (read: 10-year-olds), but even if they managed that, those kids would eventually search the old seasons to understand the story better, because of course they would, and then they'd find out that there were these amazing ships before that are now non-existent, and even THEY will be pissed.

Like, I seriously can not imagine how they could ruin Simbar and get away with it. And if they-- *gags* if they wanted to-- *gets dizzy and loses balance* -- bring back Lumón and *falls to the floor* make it endgame, I-- *throws up blood and faints*

[canonically47]

this might be an odd request but do you have any dc2 headcanons? Literally any character or ship, but only if you want to!!

not odd at all!! here are some hcs :3

first, of course, the queer hcs (of course, most aspec):

not pictured, but to me, krystal is aroace, oliver is a demisexual bicurious aromantic trans man, and marcus and nina do not exist.

i see a bit of myself in riya in the way she rejects people and then gets villainized for it just because she's expected to end up with them, and also i think she'd have the "i'm too good for anyone" attitude which i absolutely fw. tess and lake are aroallo icons that we do not deserve but desperately need. kai is the funkiest guy in the cast and yk damn well i'm right about his labels. and also yul fucking sucks.

i have no ships besides jaiden, which is not very surprising since this cast has the least chemistry with each other. of course, that's not an indication of whether or not shipping them is valid, and also, the season 1 cast has a ton of chemistry and i only ship gabellie. (yes, out of this series that has given us a clusterfuck of so many ships, i only have two.)

i like to think connor has social media which he uses to give advice to youngsters he wishes he could've received at their age.

riya and yul have thrown their careers out the window and the show ended up damaging their reputations so much they can't get back in their respective scenes. also since grett is definitely going to break up with yul, i'll just throw in the hc that, after that, he'll just become more of a waste of oxygen than he already is and waste his life away. riya will probably be able to find an okay-ish job tho i have faith in my incredibly annoying evil wife.

rosa maria, lake and maggy all kept contact after the show and regularly went out. the friends ever me thinks.

kai applies for summer camp counseling and is the most beloved counselor everytime. he organizes the most fun activities and all the kids love him.

ally is a scene kid. i will die on that hill.

oh yeah also karol. she definitely is a character that exists.

[talesofourworlds]

@valiantxunion continued from here!

She knew it had to have been longer than when she'd actually asked for those five extra minutes, but dammit the bed was cozy and she just... didn't want to get up. Admittedly, it was her own damn fault. The night before, she'd wound up staying up much later than intended reading one of her books. The aforementioned book had ended up on the floor at some point. Likely after Rita had fallen asleep herself. She'd likely be kicking herself for letting her book stay on the floor like that once she actually was awake. But for right then?

Yeah. The young genius mage was perfectly content to sleep longer if she could get away with it. From the sound of it, the others had already left. All except Karol, who's whining she could still hear despite trying to sleep. What was the big deal if she slept a little longer?

Her brow creased, and she shifted and shuffled under the blanket further as if it would make Karol go away. The annoyance in her mumbled grumbles was muffled by the blanket, but it seemed she wasn't immediately going to launch into Fireball using mode.

Then she felt him nudge her. There was shuffling under the blanket again, and the very distinct glow of the Bodhi blastia around her neck. Oh no.

"I said five more minutes!" Good thing Karol had gotten his bag ready as a shield, because there was a fireball forming and just about to strike.

[destinygoldenstar]

Disventure Camp Hunger Games Simulation

Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

"Lake, Karol, Fiore, Maggy, Hunter, Riya, Connor, Rosa Maria, Allyson, Grett, & Will all run away from the Cornucopia."

"Aiden finds a backpack full of camping equipment."

"Ashley finds Jake hiding in the cornucopia, but Jake kills her."

ALREADY, we have our first death in the game!

I've actually NEVER seen that event pop up before XD

Usually it's the seeker that kills the hider XD

And Jake slays 👑

Sorry Ashley. Someone had to be first.

"Tom sets an explosive off, killing Alec, Gabby, and Yul."

Of course the first one to set off a bomb is TOM.

On the one hand, he killed Yul, which I'm VERY HAPPY ABOUT.

On the other hand it came at the expense of his friend.

"Ellie runs away with a lighter and some rope."

"Connor clutches a first aid kit and runs away."

"Nick, Drew, and Miriam work together to get as many supplies as possible."

"Tess breaks James' nose for a basket of bread."

Eh he deserves it.

Day 1

"Jake runs away from Will."

The fact that Will scares ANYONE that isn't himself is... impressive.

Wait maybe that's probably cause he killed his girlfriend...

Well shit.

"Ellie discovers a river."

She has a lighter and she can't use it cause all she found is a body of water.

Sounds like her luck.

"Drew explores the arena."

"Hunter, Nick, and Rosa Maria successfully ambush and kill Karol, Lake, and Maggy."

WELL GEEZ. WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEATHS ON THE FIRST DAY?!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Rosa is very out of character here. She would never hurt these girls.

Also damn, this simulation is sexist as hell.

"Aiden chases Fiore."

Why are you chasing a literal CHILD? What is wrong with you?

...oh wait, it's Fiore.

"Connor, Miriam, Riya, and Grett raid James' camp while he is hunting."

Wow, everyone is just bullying James.

Elders and Queens hate James.

"Tom fishes."

I mean I shouldn't be too surprised.

Kills three people,

But at the end of the day he's more so interested in fishing for men.

"Tess convinces Allyson not to kill her, only to kill her instead."

WHY!??!??!

I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE BESTIES!!!!

YOU'RE IN A POLYCULE TOGETHER!!!!

EIGHT CANON SHOTS CAN BE HEARD IN THE DISTANCE

Day 2 >>

[polish-art-tournament]

round 1, poll 7

Mężczyzna jedzący raki:

painted in 1919

the man portrayed in the painting is Karol Szuster who afaik was an orchestra conductor?

i really like Kramsztyk's colour choices and the blue-ish hue and the uneven background

it's so... still

i like how the man's expression says "this is fancy food and i deserve fancy food. but damn if it isn't weird and awkward to eat"

Żydówka z pomarańczami:

painted in 1881

another one looted during ww2 and recovered after almost 80 years!

portraits of elder people are always so good

there is something very pleasing about the blue-orange colour combination

instead of a live model Gierymski probably used this photo as a reference - the woman really is recognizable!

check out more of their works! Kramsztyk, Gierymski

(also this painting by kramsztyk which i was very close to using instead in this poll)