Dialogue I Presently Have No Use For
(but might use later)
(LA Mihawk X Reader)
(Suggestive but basically SFW)
"You're going to need a safe word—"
"Yoru."
"...No."
"Oh, why not? I like your sword. *glances down below his belt* "Both of them." *grins*
*literally speechless*
*eye twitching*
"You can impale me anytime." *wiggling eyebrows suggestively*
"..."
"Get out."
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what’s crazy is on tumblr i’m like wow brackenation is alive and thriving aegon and his failteam drive my life daemon-alyssa oedipal dream cleared my skin. then you open twitter (first mistake) and they act like lord bracken personally came and burned their house down, willem blackwood is jesus returned, aegon got his burn blister juice in their cereal and alyssa was anything more than another rebellious firey teen turned dead mom in f&b. i think we’re winning then those hbo polls come out and we’re at 12% on a good day. makes me love it even more
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orv sidestories hitting real hard with the lit metaphors, callbacks and reveals...
like that one line about extras being extras because their stories are unwritten... how they do their roles as extras best in the blanks between the ink... how they stop being “true” extras when their story comes to light... how characters who get even a little of od!kdj's attention get elevated to side character...
when the realization that ysa and lgy and jhw were never actually extras but hidden characters finally hits... that maybe he crossed paths with all of them because they were all-important to the story... that their meetings could possibly be coincidences turned to fate...
and the hidden stories of 41 regressions of yjh who never met disaster of floods... the instrumentally hidden stories that mirror world of zero in many ways... with an incomplete kim dokja pulling strings in the background... even “small fry” cheon inho's previously unexplored potential for ultimate antagonism...
that only 51% of kdj is oldest dream... that od!kdj is a kdj who acknowledges himself... that 49!kdj doesn't want to be kdj but plays along anyway... the metaphorical and literal denial of self... 51!kdj's theme of fictional reality... 49!kdj's theme of lies and impersonation... 49!kdj's ultimate abstract denial by considering “kdj” a mask of identity... the twisted contrast to 51!kdj thinking himself the “real” or “better” kdj...
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Hello mister onceler, it’s a pleasure meeting you. I have a rather odd question to ask since it’s currently midnight and I’m sleep deprived. Have you ever drank to the point of getting tipsy? If so ,have you ever done or said anything embarrassing?
Why, it's a pleasure meeting you too~!!
Hmm...Well, after the celebration of the Millionth Thneed around last month, I suppose I did have a few drinks. I mean, who wouldn't, right? This was a moment to remember!! And I--
Doors open
Uhm, Brett? Chet? What do you guys need--
Stifled giggles
...WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER DON'T!!--
MOTHERFU--
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