#damian too ofc omg

[cuephrase]

if you ever see me being normal about a robin- no you didn’t, that was not me, that was an imposter, file a missing report, send for help

[fahbev]

Reading comics b like:

Is it just me or did that not make any sense?

[yupaendo]

I love the idea of Bruce Wayne keeping his children secret like on those fanfics where nobody knows Tony Stark has another child other than Morgan???

I have already talked about this, but is like the whole fostering and adopting his children was super top secret and all the cps that knew about them were like super well paid. So the only ones that are publicly know (since the assosiation with batman in their public personas could be lesser AND they either wanted to be public or didn't have another choice) are Tim and Damian.

(All the other children of Bruce are still his children, but Dick didn't want people to know about him due to MANY things, Jason was super scared, Cass hated the idea of everyone knowing her before she was ready. All of them were more complex but wth).

Tim's parents were very publicly dead. He was also bery publicly Bruce's intern/heir and somewhat board member?? Bruce adopted him that very moment, and everyone tought "well, that's fine, it was prob. a financial move" but still was like "better not???" So they had to say that he took care of Tim when his parents were out of the country (which kinda true but kinda not...) and even showed photos of 14yr old Tim in the manor (he is 16-17 in this moment)

AND THEN, came Damian. He was insisten in being shown, since he was the blood child and kinda weird and insecure so Bruce gave him the pleasure and ALL of Gotham was like omg your actions are catching up on you and Bruce, to prevend Damian from being bullied and called a bastard son (which is only important if you are rich and famous and as man eater and womanizer as brucie) had to say that, in fact, he was married when damian was concived.

(This was, ofc, a whole other drama. Bcuz he was never, ever publiclly married, yet there is paperwork and blurred photos, etc. And Bruce still keeps the rings (talia left hers too) so...)

Anyways, so then lets say a couple of years have passed. Both of Bruce's children are grown up and Tim is fully into the W.E. bussiness + whatever else he wants to do, same with damian. And then one day the three of them are talking in front of some w.e. emplyees or at a gala or sum and Bruce, acting like a father (which he only does when his children are right in frontal of him) is all like "can any of you call your brother X/sister and tell them..." and everyone is like 😧😧😧😧😧

And then people say he has like a little child now, that this, that, etc. And it's really like... olympic golden metal winner Dick grayson (or professor from blud d.g., or policeman from blud d.g., or firefighter d.g., or detective d.g.,) or super ballerina cassandra w. (which, ok, Wayne is not THAT common) or some random man from the low sides of gotham that is either a) a mob boss or 2) a teacher or some letters major

[hana-no-seiiki]

Omg the dog shapeshifter ask is amazing but like- cat. i can already imagine Tim being all over you and being one of those guys where half his personality is just that he has a cat. Dick would 120% invest in those hoodies with the pouch to carry their cats, and Jason just carries you everywhere (wiggles be danmed).

The only person who has any qualms about it is Alfred because everything is covered in cat hair lmao.

meow. more pawtastic cat villain! reader w/ batfam

@sophiethewitch1 👅

You tended to take the lead when it came to your relationships with the Robins

They were just too busy with duty and heroism that they rarely ever took the time to be or get into relationships. So you would help them, cover them in that area per se.

Though there were times, like an actual cat, that you suddenly hate their asses or be indifferent. You didn’t notice it yourself really. Sometimes you were just stressed from real life problems and whatnot

or dealing with Bruce’s constant sermons about how you were a bad influence on Jason. Blaming you for all these strung up bodies across the streets of Gotham that had been tied up with yarn and catnip.

sometimes you just wanted to reel back the persona you’ve built up as a villain and just chill out

but you see, if there’s anyone who would notice the slightest change in your demeanor it would be the batboys

Tim and Jason would be the first. They spend the most time with you.

Instead of giving them a kiss or a quick fuck after a job well done, you’d just say goodbye and leave.

Not even in your signature cat joke filled way of saying goodbye

Hell you would even just teleport out of there without a word

Tim would have most likely observed you more, but Jason? Jason would be on your ass in seconds

“Hey, kitty? We need to talk.“

Did I mention that the boys love to use various cat related nicknames for you? The cringier the better.

(Damian just calls you pussy at times)

In anycase, Jason knocks on your door. But you do not respond. Like, for a long fucken time.

Ofc, he smashed the door open.

And what does he see?

Well first it was nothing. I mean his eyes weren’t directly on the floor immediately . But then he move his gaze down,

You, in your cat form.

He just about screams. Shrieks. Like I could maintain his sense of dignity for you dear reader but nah. It started as a shout of surprise before it turned into a high pitched cry, and lastly cooing.

He’s confused at first and is worried about your sudden disappearance til you cleared things up.

Something about a curse that turns you into an actual cat at random moments.

You said it interrupted a lot of your civilian business (school, work, etc.) and so your mental health and well being took a decline.

And boy did Jason go mom mode.

He’s more on the practical side. He makes sure you’re comfortable and guarded especially when in dangerous situations.

Will never let you go on a heist with this curse on going. What if you get shot by a guard? What if you get kidnapped by those horrid animal pounds? Not to mention those perverts that would… no he shook his head.

Definitely keeps you within arms reach at all if not most times.

Tim finds out soon after. You tried to ask him to respect your privacy, but he couldn’t help himself. He was scared to death that he did something wrong or exposed something he did that breached your trust.

He immediately buys a ton of cat related products for you.

Not only that he does an extensive amount of research on cat health and diets.

His rooms gets covered by different studies on cat cellular makeup before he realizes that

Oh crap, he kinda enjoyed this.

And he hasn’t looked up how to actually cure this curse of yours.

Damian soon follows. He’s got it the worst out of all members.

Prides himself with his wide experience and knowledge with animals.

He uses visits to the vet as a threat when you misbehave.

But you’re a villain, you don’t get scared easily right? What’s the worse that could happen at the vet’s?

… yeah he almost got you neutered/spayed.

Safe to say that you were much more obedient after that.

Bruce isn’t that available or good with pets, so he mostly just funds whatever the boys do hoping that it’d lead to them not destroying stuff or killing people for you any more than before the curse.

Dick is the last to find out, and that was because Tim dropped a whole thesis about why the latter should definitely have more [Y/N]-cat-duty hours!

I mean just look at those charts! Your happiness is definitely at its highest when you’re with him

(ignoring the fact that he showers you with catnip)

Dick is definitely the

Cuteness aggression that borders on abuse type of cat owner

Very touchy with you.

And yes he invests a lot of money to get have pouches on his suits for you to be in. If not you’d be like that one cat from Spiderman Miles Morales just hanging out from a backpack of sorts, designed so you’ll never fall out.

Collars.

These men have collectively spent around hundreds of thousands of dollars on cat related shit

And you’re still wondering how tf this curse came to be

[i-yap]

Hi there! LOVE your thoughts on Jason like truly i <3 clingy Jason!!!!! What do you think a relationship would be like between Jason and a corporate baddie? Like she's serious, career-driven, and almost viciously ambitious, but for him? a total softie!! Like they just melt for each other despite the fact that they both put up a tough exterior to others!!

Omg i love that , here are my headcanons -

Jason todd x corporate baddie!y/n

I think the time schedules would be a mess. She works 9-5 and he 'works' 9pm-5am. But since she is a really career driven woman, I can see her sort of completing her extra or personal work/ international calls etc from the time that jason is vigilanting and therefore cutting her shift from like 9-3 or something similar. Since she gets all her work done, no one can say a word and honestly no one would dare to either way. Relstionship is about compromise and I think jason will cut down his vigilante time to get home to his stressed worker bee.

Jason prolly cant sleep without her so while she is at her job, he is working out or doing his other stuff. They catch up on sleep after her shift . This means afternoon cuddles !!( Ofc I am firm believer that jason should with time leave crime fighting and become an English professor )

I also love how most of her coworkers thinks she is prolly dating a Submissive type of guy or like a really serious professional dude cause she is so scary and strict . But then Jason- 6 feet something, huge asf, leather jacket, tattoos(maybe) and motorcycle dude walks in bringing her lunchbox( that looks so tiny in his hand). Yea now they're even more scared.

And I think everyone from jason's side also assumed that he'd either get a super cute-sy girl that will "fix him" or another vigilante girl that'll " make him worse". But he walks in with this poised, smart hardworking no nonsense woman and everyone's like DAMN

Damian loves you probably. He doesn't get how todd wooed you, like he thinks todd is a doofus. For once you are a normal (non crime fighting) girl that his brother is dating who is this career driven and also treats his brother properly. He loves talking business with you ( there was this scene where he figures out who is stealing money by looking at the finances at wayne enterprises) . and for once someone doesn't take him for a kid and actually wants to listen to pointers that he has. Tim prolly also loves talking to you about business cause he is a CEO too same thing for bruce.

Power couple fr.

but once you too get home...yea no one recognizes you.

Jason loves the fact that you show your soft side only to him. He has never been someones first choice in anything and this makes him feel so much more loved and cherished. and vice versa applies to you

he loves taking care of you after your long ass workday, helping you just be vulnerable and drop the whole tough act and be human. you do the same for him once he comes back at night. Just taking care of each other the way you guys need.

And you can bet jason knows how to be your biggest supporter. big raise? promotion? or just a good presentation?? He is genuinely excited for you.

Will give you back rubs when you've been sitting on the desk the whole day

will cook you brunch/snacks for when you come back and you will cook him breakfast/dinner for when he does .

it will take some compromise and adjustments but its all worth it and no price at all for loveeee.

[allineedisonedream]

omg i stumbled across your blog recently and your art is gorgeous!!! i love the style and the way you draw dick in particular so much!

also i couldn’t stop thinking about your tangled au it’s so clever! it got me thinking of an au of your au (if that’s presumptuous or annoying feel free to ignore this ask lol). but it always bugged me slightly in the original tangled that rapunzel could remember stuff from when she was a baby bc babies can’t do that lol (obv she also has magic glowing hair so suspension of disbelief and all). but what if dick was actually older when slade (or court of owls tbh take your pick) kidnapped him? like he came under bruce’s care just like in canon after his parents died, and was around long enough to become brothers with jason, and tim had just been adopted when dick and bruce have a fight and dick storms off. not as bad as comics and bruce doesn’t kick him out bc he’s not an ass lol, but maybe dick wants to do more with his powers and bruce is overprotective, so dick storms out fully intending to come back, but slade has been watching him and takes this chance to kidnap him. and when bruce goes looking for him all he finds is a bloodstain and no dick.

and obviously dick is very keen on escaping the creepy dude who’s kidnapped him, but slade brings him to the basement of the tower and begins to torture/brainwash him sort of like the apprentice arc. and over time bc slade sucks and is good at the whole brainwashing thing, dick slowly looses his memories and eventually can’t remember a life outside of the tower at all. and he continues to grow up in the tower with slade as his “father” and he always has this sense that something isn’t quite right, but he can’t put his finger on it. like he has all these weird torture-like scars that he can’t remember getting, but slade tells him that it was from when he was young and before slade rescued him, and that’s why the world is so scary and dangerous and he has to stay in the tower where slade can protect him. and ofc he does bc slade loves him and wouldn’t lie to him right? and he doesn’t know why the name richard doesn’t fit him quite right, or why his heart races when slade appears unexpectedly (that’s how love works right?). but he stays in the tower like he’s supposed to until wally and roy show up.

and slowly after traveling with them he begins to get weird flashes of both painful and good memories, and strange sensations of deja vue. while meanwhile bruce is still all brooding and mourning bc it was his fight that led dick to run away. and added angst is that jason and tim actually remember and miss dick, even though tim had just started to get to know him. and damian is angsty bc he’s the only one never to have met dick (handwavy on the ages just like dc lol). meanwhile the kingdom still remembers and mourns the charismatic adorable prince that they lost.

and then when slade eventually catches up to and captures wally and roy, dick offers to give himself up and promises never to escape if slade spares them. and it’s extra sad bc he finally remembers what he’d be giving up. he remembers bruce and alfred and his brothers, and he remembers all the trauma slade put him through, and he’s willing to go through it all again to save wally and roy (bc is it really dick grayson if he isn’t super self sacrificing lol). and ofc it eventually ends happily and dick is delighted to go back to his family with his new friends and see his old brothers and meet his new brother all with a new haircut.

but yeah overall your au wormed its way into my brain and i couldn’t stop thinking about it lol, it’s so good!!!!

Ahjajfk thank youuuu<3

And OMG, this is amazing! Beautifully written, yes, absolutely love all the details, especially Slade's and Dick's relationship in all this. I've actually thought about him being taken later on so Tim and Jason would also remember Dick. But I think I started overthinking everything and made it way too complicated (I think I wrote about 20 pages of notes and stuff, I kinda got lost in them. I was/am pretty obsessed with this AU), so I just reeled back a bit and stayed close to the plot. It also simplifies things; I don’t have to rewrite the whole story, which, with my overthinking skills, would take forever. ���

And that part with Slade making Dick forget who he was is great. I kept the whole AU pretty open with some stuff for imagination. My running idea at the moment is that he got sick when he was 8, so Bruce found the flower, and later Slade kidnapped him, making him forget everything and thinking Slade is his father.

But yeah, OMG, this is awesome. I totally love it. I tried to make it as detailed as possible story-wise, but at the same time, I really needed to limit myself to finish fast because I was scared I would lose interest or don’t have the patience haha But Now I’m kinda even more excited about how people will react to the next chapters. 👀

[mikeydraws]

And here I present from my notes, a list of

Suoersons braunrot???

That I totally didn’t make mostly at the hours of 1-4 am

POV: You’re giving HC to Supersons but you are in fact projecting

(Most are platonic while the others are Romantic)

Damián can’t keep friendships, mainly bc of his past he actually like can’t, he has such issues with that bc at school he starts being friend with someone and after a year they aren’t friends anymore, his only friends are his team mates

And ofc Jon, but Damian will never admit that

If Jon and Damian dated/started being in a romantic relationship (as adults/same age) they would actually forget, they would be sitting down reading books one day and then one of them just blurbs out “omg we’re boyfriends?” (Mostly Jon) and then would do a lil kiss on the cheek or just get closer

One thing Damian and Jon have in common is that they never experienced Teenage Love, Damian just never cared and well Jon was stuck in a volcano and he still feels like he missed out

Jon is horribly claustrophobic, he got locked in the bathroom once and Kon had to save him from a panic attack (and also saving the house from being blown apart)

Bruce, Richard and sometimes Jason all call Damian “little Dami” when the isn’t here to hear it

Both damian and jon got bullied at school, but they will only attack the bullies if they mention the other, like jon nearly ending a kid bc he said Damian acted and sounded weird. While Damian gets detention for being too brutal with a kid who called Jon a baby. None of them know this.

(Adults/same age) I don’t think their love would just erupt from no where, I see a lot of fanfics do this where they just jump in, no they are so slowburn it hurts, shits even worse than Aziracrow 😭

Damian likes people who are easy to read/expressive, he feels very safe with those people, yet he is the most closed up mf in the area

When Damian gets Overwhelmed and on the edge of a meltdown he else fights so intensely it’s dangerous, bro needs the whole bat cave to himself during these moments

Most of Damian’s meltdowns are caused by a really uncomfortable pain that lasts long, it’s not the same pain as a wound or anything like that, he mostly hates muscle cramps, the ripped up skin around his nails and any other unidentifiable pains

Jon get overstimulated after stress and paranoia, like he has sm, during exams and finals he needs to have things around him to comfort him or else his anxiety will get him

Jon isn’t a puppy golden retriever baby, no this dude will break a wall, a bone to protect ANYONE, he is the best guard dog ever

Jon is the baker, Damian is the cooker. I will not elaborate.

[bibibi-tchx]

hiiiiiiii!! omg so when babie dom falls or has a little booboo do the cgs give him hello kitty bandaids? :)

anon this lil boy has sm booboo plasters it is unREAAAL

like ofc his cgs keep a very large eye on what hes doing, but accidents do occur, and they are more prepared than anything

every cartoon character bandaid. every single one. like they probably have a whole draw dedicated to them, as they know that they always cheer up dominik whenever he gets a cut/picks his skin too much (he is a skin picker fight me on that /jk <3 )

hes still a lil bit teary by the time they cajole him and hes taken to the bathroom, but the sight of all of his favourite toon characters cheer him up, "i wan... i wan the kitty ones!" bcus he doesnt care 'if hello kittys for girls' (which is NOT the case fyi, anyone can enjoy hk) he just likes hello kitty!

or when his cgs get booboos dom will pick out a bandaid for them, which often leaves damian walking around with a bluey bandaid on his thumb from cooking or smn

ty anon <3

[morningstar-chronicles]

haleee!!! hiya! i got so confused when you changed your url but all is good now 😅, also pls tell me about this mega dr? i'm very curious (only if you want to ofc)

jkhdsakjhsdkfh it's okay i don't know which name i want to go by bc all my DR selves have different names (here is where i would put a skull emoji if i wasnt on my laptop). i literally cannot wait to post about my crossover DR so ty for asking i need to rant about all the scripting i did today instead of schoolwork:

my name in the mega-DR is riley (edit: no it's not it's hale)! i'm the adoptive child of the dupain-chengs (mlb) and the emilys (fnaf). i scripted that tom and henry are cousins, and henry's family moved in with us after his first wife died. the aftons live (and the emilys used to live) in london.

the dupain-chengs have two biological kids- marinette (of course) and nicolas. nicolas is about a year older than marinette and three years older than me. henry (who i also call dad lmao) has two kids- the daughter he had with his first wife, charlie, and the son he has with his current wife, who is also my OR mother (who i also call mom), sammy. charlie is about eight, and sammy is still drinking out of a bottle, he's like one-and-a-half. i'll list out all the DR ages at the end bc i already know this is about to get confusing as hell.

biologically, i'm the child of phoenix delvaux (half witch from the boiling isles, half human) and valentine morgenstern (tmi). this is because i wanted a loving father figure but also didn't want to script out my daddy issues. anyways, this makes me a quarter witch, a quarter human, and half shadowhunter (i'm the main character frfr). bio mom and sabine were cousins (sabine is fully human, they are related on the human side).

but wait! that's not all- valentine had connections in the human world (pre-being evil ofc) and who are these connections but tony stark and bruce wayne (bruce is my godfather and tony is kinda like his brother or family friend). consequently i see peter (who has been tony's sort-of apprentice, sort-of child for most of his life in this DR) quite a bit growing up (i call him my brother even though he's like... my paternal godcousin at best?) as well as all of the batkids, who i also refer to as my siblings. this confuses every single one of my friends in paris to no end, because they have literally no idea who i'm talking about. in addition, talia (dc) is my godmother through sabine.

so anyways, i grew up with my biological father (valentine) in southern canada (i know he's not from there, but he's on the run-ish, and that's where i'm from in my OR). my maternal godfather darius (toh) eventually figured out that my mom had a kid and came to find me when i was about seven. he wanted to take me back to the demon realm and raise me as a witch, but also told me that my mom had living family (sabine). i of course wanted to meet them, and i ended up staying in the human realm with them. darius visits often, and the whole family visits him in the demon realm over summer holiday. this is how i meet my friends in the boiling isles.

anyways my mum (OR mom) connects me to the rest of my OR family that i scripted into this DR, but i won't talk too much about them here. i will however mention auncle raine and uncle eber, who live with my dad (darius), and who we live with while we're in-realm.

during the summer i sit in on some of the nearby magic school classes to get a sense of what's going on. the schools nearby to dad's (darius') place are hexside, where i meet my boiling isles friends, and hogwarts, where i meet my hogwarts friends. i'm going to have to make more posts about this DR soon because this one is already so long, but i literally cannot wait to keep talking about this.

edit: i forgot to list the ages omg uuhhh me (15), marinette (17), nicolas (18), charlie (8), sammy (1), peter (15), dick (24), jason (18), tim (16), damian (10), cass (25), steph (17), duke (16), and i wanna script in the rest of the batkids too but idk much about them

i'll add my shadowhunter family in the next post lmao

[bi-bats]

i am equally bored, so here’s a couple for the ask game, do however many you like ofc!

know yourself, don’t fall into my arms, and i know my brother (feral about this one)

omg hello hello!! Thanks for the ask, hopefully this spares you a few moments of boredom 💚 Here are my favorite things about all of those bc I have no self control

Know Yourself:

probably the way that Jay forces Jason and Tim to re-examine not only each other, but themselves? Like, of course Jay was going to make Jason take a closer look at himself. Of course Jay was going to make Tim take a closer look at Jason. But I really like the way that Jason also re-evaluates his idea of Tim and Tim also takes a closer look at who he is. also, the way Jason and Tim are slowly, slowly breaking down each other's walls and getting closer, the way it's messy and not easy but they keep trying to do it anyways because they both just need each other so badly, even if they don't want to admit it yet. I love making them messy and totally unable to resist each other 💖 and making them in denial about their feelings in totally different ways is also so much fun 😂

Don't Fall Into My Arms:

look, I just love giving them a good argument born from the fear that they're going to lose each other. I love when Tim gets a chance to cry, and I love that seeing him cry totally snaps Jason out of being angry because he realizes that Tim isn't just mad, he's afraid. But my favorite thing probably has to be that Jason just sort of traps himself into admitting that he considered them to be dating, and then he doubles down on it. He's like, "You know what? Yeah. We're dating. I love you." and as much as I love when Jason runs from the things he's afraid of and refuses to talk about things, I really enjoyed that in this, the thing he was the most afraid of was losing Tim, and instead of running he let himself be vulnerable.

I Know What My Brother Is:

oh, bestie. I am ALSO feral about this one. I am currently at 34k words on it and I'm just trying to resist the urge to upload all of it because I'm doing something I've never done before, which is just let myself write without worrying too much about the exact details of the plot, so I want the padding of the extra chapters just in case I get stuck. This is a chokehold fic, like. I can't write ANYTHING else right now because every time I try to think about writing I just get stuck on this one. Okay, my favorite thing about it. I'm really, really loving writing in Damian's headspace. There's something about writing from his perspective that activates literal poetry in me, and I'm really loving it. I feel like when I write Tim, he tends to be very deadpan and guarded, and Jason is always pretty honest and casual in his own head, but Damian? Damian is so dramatic and conflicted and sad and angry. I love making his anger this calm thing that he just lives with, because he's always lived with it. He's falling apart and writing him so deeply unwell is making some of my favorite lines I've ever written fall out of me. Also, every time I think that I've made him as deeply unwell as I could possibly make him, I find a new way to make him worse 😂 Don't worry, you'll see 💖

Hope this saved you from boredom for a while!!

🌸 Send me the name of one of my fics and I’ll tell you my favorite thing about it!! 💕🌸

[awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands]

you like wrestling and 80s bands? that’s really cool! me too! who are your favourite wrestlers? ✨

Omg hiiii, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED THIS, GET READY FOR THE INFODUMP I mean ofc I'll talk about my fav wrestlers <3. I'll list my top 3 male and female so I don't bore you enough but in case I can think some more and come up with a top 10 for both

Male:

Raven: This bitch consumed my brain. His curly hair, toxic attitude, ressamblance to a rocker, bewitched me and now I find myself scraping the internet for some contet. Joke aside, I love his immense talent in storytelling and also the fact he has 143IQ but makes some fucking dumb choices.

2. Jeff Hardy: He has colors, he has crazy moves, he has that alt boy swag: it's Jeff Hardy! How can you not love this little man doing stunt that could kill him?

3. Damian Priest: I've seen him live and oh godie! He has that imposing presence, that little smirk that makes you swoon. He doesn't take shit and he kicks ass.

Female:

Lita: Coolest girl alive. She wanted to wrestle and she did, putting up some of the best women matches in the 2000s. Her style, her moves, ugh she can gain a pop like nobody else, I just love her.

Daffney: She was one of the first to show that you didn't need to be a model to be loved. She literally gave her body to wrestling and it didn't repay here. RIP Scream Queen, I hope you are at peace now.

Rhea Ripley: I've been in love with her since the Mae Young Classic and I'm so proud of how far she has come <3 We miss you mami

[kazzattack]

yeah the idea is that they’ll be a pretty well known family in their neighborhood/community bc the dad’s (bennett/ryan) parents basically built the place from the ground up. when they die the community is ofc broken up ab it and some reporters decide to highlight the family in a way to sort of honor them/celebrate the parents lives and their outreach efforts. they end up becoming kardashian like celebrities when parts of what was supposed to be a local documentary gets onto social media and they end up with their own reality show.

i’ve only mostly worked on the dick and jason characters (angelo and dario) but cass is named carlacia and I made her Black, damian is cassius, I didn’t include tim and dukes character is myles ☺️ I love them already- ❤️‍🔥

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE cuz yk there’s a bunch of memes and pop culture references from the kardashians so imagining that with characters like the batfam is just sooo so so so perfect. and im so happy with the inclusion of duke and making cass black??? i know almost nothing about them but duke is automatically a fave bc he’s black and cass is automatically a fave bc she’s just such a badass woman idk <3 AND she’s gonna be black too like ugh she’s my alr #1. batfam reality tv show… i’m so tuned in

since it’s no capes what careers seem the best fit for each? also also is alfie in this ⁉️

[rarepears]

#man#i've been thinking about this for a while#like a WHILE#damian doesn't know if he should hate or love jinwoo (the moment jinwoo whips out his animal!shadows he's gone)#tim is actually the last one to realize what's going on and he only realizes something is very wrong when damian is actually nice to him#ofc it wasn't 'his' damian. tim maybe hasn't slept for several days now but he knows there is something world ending wrong when-#-his little brother is actually and genuinely nice to him#cass is just vibing. she likes her new siblings (alternate and shadow ones)#duke tries not to think too much about it and just vibes with the whole thing. he's happy that bruce is happy#jason still tried to wrap his head around the fact that bruce is dating someone who doesn't hesitate to kill (but then he realizes that-#-jinwoo also can resurrect people which is basically a loophole in bruce's 'no killing' rule and can't help but question his sanity)#jason: and they call me the crazy one in this family#jinwoo is just glad that bruce and his kids like him and his kids. he has heard horror stories about step fathers and step families#man...#never have i ever loved crossovers more#bruce x jinwoo >>> via @arkhammaid

(Joker as one of Sung Jinwoo's summons... and Bruce's kids just have to learn how to deal with that fact. Plus the Joker is one of Beru's shadow buddies.

At least this means they can kill the Joker as many times as they want without Bruce being unhappy about killing?

For that matter, Sung Jinwoo ignores Bruce's "no killing" rule - guy never cared about such morals in the first place, lets be real - and gets around Bruce's upset by making them shadow summons, so they aren't really dead, right?)

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#I'm now picturing Bruce's dimension league and kids panicking about him being missing#working hard to get him back#only for him to show up late worh starbucks a husband and clones of his kids#also imagine bruce putting trackers on everyone like this is an invasion of privacy but i can justify it for their safety#meanwhile sjw puts dozens of shaodw soldiers on their shadows without even blinking#they really are made for each other lol#omg beru would look at the mansion like this is what im talking about my liege#a proper fortification#alfred is too dignified to complain about the smell or mess or to show it#but on the inside he's probably dying#how fast do you think the joker dies? cause like he looks wrong at sjws family 1 time and boom gone#red hood eat your heart out#all his careful plans out the window because some asian twink is an eldritch abomination#i wonder what the social media of both dimensions think#do they ship it or are they jealous? or both via @caranmerya

Imagine the media - Is this Bruce Wayne's midlife crisis? Marries young Asian twink that looks like he could have been a kpop idol? Conspiracy theory that Bruce Wayne married a single dad in hopes of adopting more kids? Plus theories about how single dad hooked up with a billionaire for the Money and maybe this guy had the brilliant plan all along by adopting all the kids that match Bruce's criteria (black hair, blue eyes).

Hm, does Sung Jinwoo have a Damian? In that world, did Talia even get Bruce's DNA for a kid? Or did she aim straight for Sung Jinwoo (and failed)? What's even up with Ra here? Is Igris going "oopsie" when Ra is found dead?

Bruce's kids are just shocked and overwhelmed at just How Bad With tech their counterparts are. They are like "WTF" and cannot comprehend such a thing.

Sung Jinwoo's kids have a lot more diverse experiences - lots of extracurriculars, traveling around the world (and galaxy cough) to go sightseeing with their dad, and more. They don't really have much free time to be gaming or being on the internet - there's so many cooler things to do.

This is like internet addicted kids meeting... normal kids.

Things are weird.

[More in #where in Batman stumbles upon a universe where Sung Jinwoo adopted his kids AU]

It’s Thanksgiving! So in the spirit of American thanksgiving, I would like to thank @arkhammaid for being such an awesome friend and mutual and give another plotbunny to you:

Batman gets thrown into another dimension...

And in this dimension, all his children were adopted by another rich black hair man who saves the world on a weekly basis. What's even stranger is that this billionaire is not someone he's familiar with at all.

He doesn't know how to feel about this. Why isn't this world's version of Bruce Wayne aka Batman their father? What happened? But that's not so important questions to ask. What is more important is making sure that this unknown male is treating this dimension's version of his kids well.

And thus begins Batman's (futile) attempts to stalk one Sung Jinwoo while he waits for JLA to find him and beam him back to his home dimension.

[aveula]

I think Talia still greatly enjoys ballet and taught Damian and maybe Jason too (improving of the fighting technique was used as excuse ofc)

I think she smokes when stressed a lot (she's shown doing that in Lexcorp arc when she's under a big stress) and both Bruce and Ra's hate it.

OMG I LOVE THESE

[roseworth]

Hello, im new to dc and i was reading some Robin backstory but there's something i want to ask if you don't mind. I don't understand why Jason and Damian are hated as Robin? From what i read people can't accept Jason as Robin due to him being different than Dick but what's wrong with Damian? I see Tim being accepted despite fans anger over Jason before and he's the second most popular Robin next to Dick. I thought they'll do the same with Damian but it seems not? I understand that it's probably due to racism but is there other reason for that?

ok so. theres honestly not a simple answer to this but here we go

the thing about comics is that in the 90s there was a whole push for people wanting comics to be a little more mature and not just for kids so that adults could still read and enjoy them. and so all these kids/teenagers in the 90s were able to continue reading their favs as they grew up which is nice BUT it meant that they got very attached to tim as robin since he was robin for like. their whole childhood

so tim had a solo with 100+ issues and people loved it. and he was in things like young justice and teen titans that people also liked. and ofc he showed up in a lot of the iconic batman stories in the 90s. so then once damian comes along and is robin instead people in 2006 get upset because tim was their robin for years and they loved tim and now from their perspective tim is "forced" out of a robin role to make way for damian, leading them to hate damian (which is kind of the same thing that happened to jason, since dick had been the only robin so people loved dick for 50+ years then jason comes along and people are mad that hes not dick)

and damian was written like a moody 10 year old, and people hate when kids show emotions, so it led to people not liking damian since he was more emotional than tim and isnt a cut and clean robin

anyways damian also had some of the issues that people had to a lesser degree with jason, because damian way murderous when he first appeared. and jason (thanks to starlin) was okay with people dying. so basically they were a lil too okay with murder, again making them not a cut and clean robin and led to people not liking them

and THEN of course. we get into the racism. everyone always talks about how tim is the "relatable robin" because hes an upper-middle class white man which. um. sure. idc i wont get into that. but damian despite being drawn very white was not. not to mention the mischaracterization of talia leading to people being like "ooo damian is evil and terrible!" and people wanting their straight (lol) white boy robin back.

but thats a lot of what happened in the mid 2000s to make people not like him SO why dont people like him today!! (spoiler: the reasons are terrible)

basically a lot of people that havent actually read the comics today will love tim a lot and see that damian was mean to tim (tried to kill him. lol!) and say "grrr damian tried to hurt my sweet little tim 😡" without actually knowing or caring about damian.

then theres also the shit that still happens in the comics with damian in canon constantly being pit against batman and still wanting to kill ? like in teen titans 2016 he ran a private prison or something. idk i havent even read it because the idea sounds so stupid and i cant stand it. then in robin 2021 he was still willing to kill and all and was like "omg i dont have to hold back anymore 😍" because dc uses the same character arcs over and over and over and will never let damian get past wanting to kill 15 years ago

and of course. still the racism of people wanting damian to be a stereotype then getting mad at the stereotype that THEY shoved him into. and the same stuff from before

also a writer made damian say some homophobic stuff in like 2009 so to this day people are still like "wow.... hes homophobic.... hes going to kill jon for being bi...." despite damian not even being a little homophobic recently (except for what devin grayson did but shes going to hell for that anyways)

in summary. people all have their little beefs with damian for various reasons. its all petty shit and some racist shit and him not being the Golden Robin so people dont like him

[robinrequiems]

So I am-kind of obsessed with your Tamaranean Damian au I actually cannot stop thinking abt it omg

Do you have anymore hcs??👀👀 take your time ofc!

hahahahah same😭 it’s rn 1 of my priorities

• damian wayne: pretty eyelashes, golden skin, & beautiful green eyes

• also talia too- also talia having a sort of suit like anna diops starfire, but like black and greys, and just yes

• AAA DAKIANS HAIR/ YOY KNOW HOW STAR LIKE.. HER HAIR GOSS FIREY WHEN SUE FLIES? THAT

• damian being the teen titans nightlight

• damian likes to create little light shoes with his starbolts

• damian twirling and green goes around him PLEASE

• talia has so starbolted at bruce ‘cause.. bruce

• sometimes damian glares so hard that starbolts shoot out of his eyes

Dick: someone’s angry, don’t take it out on the wall thouch

Damian: shut up.

• plant mom ( dad, but I think plant mom sounds funnier ) vibes w/ Damian waybe

• in order for Damian to control his powers when angry, Kory got him plants:))

• damian easily hides smiles from his team bc of his lower face mask, but his eyes glow when he’s happy; so.. it doesn’t really work

• ugh damians eyes glowing in the dark

• he’s like a glow stick

• KORY TEACHING HIM ABOUT TAMARANEAN CULTURE!!!!!!

• CARRYING BRUCE BRIDAL STYE WHENEVER HE CANT WALK

• his fathers so embarrassed

• bruce hates it when Damian has to go fight tougher creatures, but he knows damians strong enough and powerful enough

• wow imagine that went damians excited , he moves his hands around a lot ( he got it from dick ) and sparkles shoot out from his fingers

Damian, holding a large rock:

Bruce: Damian, what do you have there?

Damian: a rock. are you blind?

Bruce, offended:

• villains are just??????? at damian bc he has superpowers

• damian rarely gets hurt, but when he does, it’s so bad

• ok but heretic, and the ressurecfion? what if like.. he loses his powers for a bit but then they come back when he’s almost about to die 👀 angsty..