#dam:threads

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@lungsandlips gets a bonus Damien

"Ah, I see the rumors of your return were true then. Anyone punch you in the face yet?

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"Dude, chill, wasn't talking shit or nothin'. I remember your shop, you know." He couldn't say for sure what had happened to the building but he remembered the shop at least. "Mostly tastes the same, the enchantments range from making you levitate to shit like making you bioluminescent for a few hours but that one is touch-based. Verv tends to keep that shit in stock because it's one of his best sellers." It was definitely one he and Sean had used for some fun. "Jesus fucking hell, dude, you need to get laid."

"Hey, he helped fund my shop for awhile doing that." He'd always be grateful for his brother, didn't even mind that he wasn't around. Just hoped he was living a happy life somewhere. "Is the enchanted stuff any better, assuming you've tried it? Ahh, brother of a cousin closer than you. Pops told me Epi had a couple." Without Dimitri Silas would be entirely out of the loop with the exception of Abi and her immediate family. "Yeah, something like that." He wouldn't tell Damien he didn't want his memories back. One less person to tell him how stupid that was. "As much as I love your mom it sounds like a real bad idea. I haven't been with anyone since me and Kat broke up."

[ofviolentdeath]

Damien

"Unless you're willing to pay me to give a fuck, you're about to be sorely fucking disappointed."

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@creaturesx​

“Well godDAMN that’s a hot piece of ass. Just stay bent the fuck over like that, let me enjoy the perfect ass view.”

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@babyitsmagic​ did not ask for this but is getting it anyway

“I feel like you’ve been ignoring me which would be absolute fucking bullshit. So, what the actual fuck, Fangs? Did you break your damn phone or some shit? Are you allergic to calling me back or answering a damn text? Do I need to get out the holy water and garlic?”

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“Douchebag? Wow. Never been called that before,” he quipped, amused more than anything. It took a lot to offend Damien and it showed. “I might be the biggest douchbag you’ve ever met, sure, but my husband still thinks I’m cute. Pretty sure that’s all that matters.”

[ofviolentdeath]

“Are you trying to hit on me or sell me fuckin’ drugs? Because I’m married and probably do harder shit than you sell.”

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“We both know I’m kind of a dick on a good day. So, really, are you all that surprised?”

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“I’m busy, what?”

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@babyitsmagic

“Knocking is a thing, you know.”

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@a-ripple-untoward

Damien never bothered to call ahead or even have the decency to knock. Appearing out of the deepest shadows around something with teeth and claws might not be the smartest idea, but he was certain he had done far more suicidal things. After all, some asshole friend of his aunt did stab him once. 

“Hey, catch!” he shouted, tossing a crudely wrapped package and falling into the nearest seat. “You can thank me later.”

[ofviolentdeath]

“What can I say? I’m damn fuckin’s lovable.”

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“Tell me again why I should give a fuck?”

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indietrashbullshit

“Dude, Spence, give me your damn lighter.”

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indietrashbullshit

“You’re lookin’ at me like I just grew a second fuckin’ head.”

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thewitchandtheangels liked your post:Starter Call: Damien

“Get out.”