#dallas x bain

[wwillywonka]

a recent commission. you can find my pricing info here!

[chrisredfield73]

you do character/character?! Yooo that’s so cool, if you want to can I request Dallas/Bain??

But I am not INNOCNET. I am gremlin and maliciously chuckling and sending this in with a evil smile

It can be angst it can have soooo much angst yea hehehhehhooohoo like it could just be GRIEF and I’ll be like 🙌🙌🙌 do whatever you want hehdhfh

A/N: Okay, I saw this and immediately had to do it. The other stories will be posted soon, I'm a big sucker for angst and grief. I hope this is as sad as it was in my head, I want to bawl everytime I think about Dallas x Bain and the end of Payday 2 fr.

I need sleep.

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Dallas and Bain were exclusive. They didn’t share their relationship with others but they didn’t seek out other people. In front of others, they just seemed like the best of friends. Behind doors, on the other hand, they were often practically attached to the other. They cuddled, kissed, sometimes made love when the others weren’t around. Dallas and Bain were both completely content with this. Little ‘I love you’s were shared, along with soft and meaningful kisses and caresses. Dallas gifted Bain many things he had stolen, giving Bain little proclamations of love.

Soon after their relationship flourished, things took a dark and sour turn. Bain got sick. He was infected with something. Dallas’ heart broke at the sight of his lover getting more ill as the days went on, yet he never stopped caring for and giving love to Bain. He took care of Bain as the virus seemed to weaken him and start depleting Bain’s health over time. Dallas was completely devastated..

On his way back from a heist, he heard the congratulations from Bain on a mission debrief. Bain was so proud of him and his heart fluttered. He couldn’t wait to get back to Bain after this heist and give him the love and care he deserves. Dallas was antsy, though. Something didn’t seem right. As he made his way back into the safehouse, he knew almost immediately that something was wrong. He nearly sprints to Bain’s room, heart racing.

There Bain was, dead. He had succumbed to the virus shortly after giving out the post-heist debrief call.

And now here Dallas is, staring down at Bain’s grave with a solemn expression. His heart longs for his lover, to see him, feel him and talk to him just one last time. He wishes he could’ve told Bain one last ‘I love you’ before he died, but by the time he had made it back, Bain was dead. He tries not to cry in front of the others, tossing his mask into the large grave. He’s never loved someone as much as he loved Bain, but all good things come to an end. Bain was taken from him and now here he was, standing by his grave.

Dallas whispers a quiet, “I love you, Bain. I miss you,” before turning and walking away. He’ll never see his lover again, and that’s what hurts him the most.

[horangislittletiger99]

Describing my taste in men in one image

[what-yadoking-likes]

In all my Pokémon x Payday crossovers why tf have I never considered... gym leaders?

So the OG 4 would HAVE to be the Elite Four (with Houston never letting Hoxton about the time he was booted out in favour of him for a year or two). Dallas would have to be the last of the Elite 4 members.

The Champion, of course, would be Bain (version 1) or Shade (version 2).

I imagine Bain would have a lot of annoying setups. Think stealth rocks/poison barbs, hex setups, dream eater setups, toxic stall strats, minimize/double team, and absolute tanks in terms of HP (Blissey et al). He would have insane luck where one hit KO moves always seem to hit (Sheer Cold, Fissure, Guillotine, Horn Drill). He would make Cynthia look like a Bug Catcher in Viridian Forest.

[starr-finn]

Ok so,I don't know if you're taking requests right now but if you are Can I get some (payday) headcanons of Jimmy,jacket,Dallas and Bain with a s/o who goes a bit crazy with the heists,like they bring molotov cocktails and maybe buys grenades,and just laughs while killing the cops with an ak-47 [and basically blows them up] because they think it's fun and is basically over caffeinated while the heist is going on

I hope it's not something you're uncomfortable with

Thanks in advanced

GASP!!! Hiii!~ I'll 100% write this for you!!! I got the second part too, dw!

Jimmy, Jacket, Dallas, and Bain with a Crazy Caffeine addicted hesiter S/O

Jimmy

Oh god no -Every other heisters

Fr tho, Y'all are crazy

You better share the grenades dude

He enables your caffeine addiction and you enable his coke addiction

Laughing together while fucking up cops

Always brings extra ammo

Helps with supplying molotovs

Breaks the faces of anyone that stands in your way

your personal bodyguard

always comes to your aid if you get down

loudly yells with you, cusses out cops, and violently stabs anyone that gets near you

Jacket

Overprotective, no doubt

will keep you in check, if you start getting crazy, he pulls you aside

has a firm 'No, don't do that, don't burn yourself by throwing a molotov cocktail in front of you' policy

Bonks any cop that hurts you, because he won't let you get hurt at all

keeps dragging you out of heists because you get crazy

keeps your caffeine intake low, helps prevent you from going insane

has a tape that says 'no, don't do that' just for you

but, he's also really crazy, but he manages to keep you both in check

has tapes to remind you to calm down

helps you with stealth heists

does let you have fun with shooting cops though

Dallas

Bro gets a spike in blood pressure every heist with you

always scared you're gonna get yourself killed

hides energy drinks from you, but can't do shit about coffee

always behind you telling people not to try and fight you

"I'm too old for this" - Nathan 'Dallas' Steele

helps calm you down when you go crazy

does enable your chaos on loud heists a bit

He avoids stealth anyways, so he doesn't mind loud heists

laughs at the cops that walk into the fire from molotov cocktails

never forgets medic bags now, he actually carries 2 now

overstocks them now as well

Bain

Like Dallas, high blood pressure

constantly reminding you to calm down

since he can't protect you physically, he's always talking to you

listens to you rant on heists to keep you busy

"Hey love, calm down, tell me about that show you like again, ok?" - Bain

Never assigns you to stealth heists

bails you out of jail a lot

orders extra medic bags

keeps very little caffeine in the safehouse

tries to keep you busy with stuff that isn't killing cops

listens to you sing the assault songs and sometimes sings along

[i-willstealyourtoes]

HI HI HIIIIII! ok so I saw requests were open and wanted to send in something that's been on my mind

So Bain, Houston, Sokol, and Dallas with a really quiet, shy, and sensitive S/O who dresses super cute??? Like cuz me, fem or GN, it's up to you

Byeeee ily/p your writing is amazing and it makes me feel fuzzy and happy

Shiiiii I got u Finn I got u

Bain, Houston, Sokol and Dallas with shy/cute/sensitive (fem) s/o

Bain

- Bro is in love

- Bro wants you 24/7

- You know how people have a comfort plushie that they hug?

- Yeah, you're his comfort plushie

- Your soft clothing is just an open invite to him

- Whenever he feels really stressed he'll either touch you (hugs, kisses, hand-holding) or just seeing your smile

- You can tell because you'll just be chilling at his when he just rests on you and hugs you from behind with a sigh/groan

- He really likes to just wrap his arms around your waist

- Your kisses are the equivalent of coffee for him

- He gets motivated and happy once you give him any sort of physical affection

- Actually scratch that, you could just say hi and he'd probably be happy with that

- Actually scratch that again, he just needs to see your cute little outfit and just

- UGHHHH he thinks you're so pretty fr

- I think since he's so used to violence, crimes and loneliness, having you as a girlfriend was a big change (/pos)

- At first he would be super awkward and wouldn't be clingy

- After a while, he definitely isn't scared to show his more affectionate side

- Why should he be scared to show how much he loves his pretty little girlfriend????

Houston

- Same with Bain, he just adores you so much

- He is constantly fighting the urge to pick you up by the waist and spin around and just hear you giggle

- It's a losing battle 😔🙏

- He will probably pick you up at least once a week

- He'll also keep a hand around your waist because your just,,,, so cute

- He's so happy to have such a cute girlfriend <333

- Will always brag about you

- 'Yeah, well is your girlfriend as cute as mines??? Oh, right... you don't have one.'

- In bed he will just constantly cling to you and compliment you

- Like you would be talking about cleaning a dead body and he'd be like 'You're so cute....'

- It may be more of a curse than a blessing if you're trying to be cool-

- Maybe gets a little jealous

- Okay maybe gets very jealous

- If anyone tries to flirt with you, he'll probably have to hold back on punching them straight up

Sokol

- Will buy you anything in the shops fr

- You don't even need to ask

- If you even look and smile at it, he will buy it

- Actually, you don't even need to be there

- He'll probably see something cute and just go 'My girlfriend would look so cute in this' and immediately buy it without asking you

- When you first started dating, he'd probably ask beforehand, but as time goes on he just buys it

- Every time he goes shopping, just expect him to come back with something for you

- 'I saw this and thought of you. It's cute, no? Like you, hehe-'

- Other than that, expect him to always have an arm around you or something

- If you're wearing a short skirt expect him to have a hand on your thigh

- (Not in a sexual way inherently)

- He likes showing people that your his cute girlfriend

- It fills him with pride :)

- Also it's so he can keep you safe

- He knows you can protect yourself in public (heister or not), but he just

- He can't help himself he just needs to protect

- Will glare at anyone who looks at you too long

Dallas

- Will constantly shower you with compliments :)

- They're always so genuine too ‼️‼️

- 'You're looking cute as always, (Y/n)."

- Whether you're wearing an elaborate outfit or a basic one, he'll still find a way to fluster you

- If you guys are in private, he'll probably just put his arms around you and hug from behind

- Probably bury his head in your neck and leave little kisses :>

- 'You're so pretty today....You always are, my love.'

- (Got me kicking my feet and giggling over this)

- If you can defend yourself really well he's even more in love fr

- His cute but feisty gf omg

- If you give him the puppy eyes he would probably do anything for you

- Will pick you up and swing you around if you like it

- If you do, expect him to do it whenever it's just you two

- If he isn't tired or anything, he'll probably pick you up and spin you around, calling you his wife or smth

- If he's losing motivation during a heist, he'll just think about you and your cute face

- He may or may not keep a photo of you in like, his pocket or something

[thelocalbozo]

hngbh you do.. CANON stuff? aw. If you want to, can you do a navimind thing? I love THEMM and they need more content. Any content cus as far as I’m concerned I would love to see grief and mourning and panic as much as I would like to see fluffy things. I do like your angst! Soo maybe they’re worried over each other for some reason? MAYBE one of them gets hurt.

The perfect tragedy

So like your headcanons and theories I love so much dude, I’ll try to encompass them to the best of my abilities also sorry this is a bit short

After the Bain went missing the first time Dallas didn't want to ever even have the threat of him being taken again, he obsessed over it. Every waking moment was filled with the obsession to never lose him again, so much so it was getting in the way of normal life for him, of course that also means heists, the amount of times he was nearing custody was ungodly, that all lead up to this moment in time, Dallas, Wolf, Jacket, and Sokol were in the middle of a loud heist Dallas was severely injured and hiding in the back of the bank to patch himself up, he was again nearing custody, Bain had warned him to be careful multiple times. But alas Dallas was running around the corner ready for battle once more, only to be greeted by a medic dozer his shot gun raised to his chest, he pumped the slide and pulled the trigger, sending Dallas backwards into the wall several feet behind him, a loud crack could be heard when he hit it, he sat there dazed for a couple seconds before he felt two people pick him up from under his arms, quickly snapping his eyes up hoping that it was his crewmates, still dizzy from the shot directly into his chest plate the only thing he could make out was the large "POLICE" on their backs, he struggled a bit trying to get loose enough to run, to no avail, he was quickly thrown into custody, his ear piece ripped from his ear, the last thing he heard was Bain's voice cracking as he yelled incoherently that he would try to negotiate him out, while also yelling at everyone else to find any hostage they could to get him out of custody, then silence. There was no comfort of Bain's voice anymore, no comfort that he was safe. He sat against the cold metal of the large custody truck, slumping over, he didn't care about his own safety just Bain's, he was starting to panic, there was no safety anymore, what if this was another set up? What if Bain was taken again? What if he died this time? He wasn't safe. Unfortunately Bain wasn't doing to good either. He warned him not to push it, to stay put and fix himself, to take a minute. Desperate to get any sort of negotiation, the longer it took the more it was apparent that Dallas may not make it out of custody. The panic of the rest of them not being able to get any hostages only adding onto the thought. He was distraught, for the first time he thought there was nothing he could do and this would be the last time he talked to Dallas. Everything rushed to his head, all the memories, the only time Dallas saw him was when the gang saved him, he wished he had come to see Dallas after that. The only time he saw him was after he was tortured, at the worst moments of his life, tears prickled in his eyes, burning. His typing became erratic anything he could think of, anything he could do. He called everyone he could think of. Tears threaten to fall at any moment, what could he realistically do to stop any of this. Nothing, he couldn't do anything, Bain couldn't get him out of custody. Dallas went through hell and back to save Bain.

Bain couldn't save him this time.

[bainofjustice]

the only canon ships are dallas x medic bag and bain x money

Hahahaha okay I like the spirit but also no.

The only canon ships are:

Dallas x Medic Bag

&

Bain x Lovecraften Conspiracies.

Bain in canon is actually not in truth all that money motivated, ultimately it is a tool for the things he cares about like his gang, politics and again that conspiracy thing I mentioned.

[howdidiendupshippingthispoll]

Round 1, Bracket 1, Side D, Eighth poll

Takumi Tonooka and Itaru Chigasaki [Tonoita], A3! Act Addict Actors vs Dallas and Bain [NaviMind], Payday: The heist and Payday two

Story of Tonoita:

I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE TONOOKA UNTIL LIKE EARLY 2022. THIS MAN HAS BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE 2018. OUR FIRST INTRODUCTION TO HIM IS HOW HE LITERALLY RUINED ITARU'S LAST YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL AND WAS THE REASON WHY ITARU CAN'T TRUST PEOPLE ANYMORE AFTER THAT AND CLOSES HIMSELF OFF.

AND YET. GOD.

Listen, I'm not an enemies to lovers liker. And exes to lovers is the kind of thing I like when I make them exes, not when they're canonically exes (they never canonically dated but like come on. they're basically exes). So why did I start shipping them?

I have these Twitter roleplay accounts for a3, a handful of them, and while roleplaying a different character in the series, I joined this little server of roleplay where we'd talk about stuff and plan out events and whatever, and one of them was roleplaying this fourth character (Citron!) mainly, but also had a Tonooka account, you might be able to see where I’m going with this.

We had this friend who had the Itaru roleplay account who really liked to roleplay this other Itaru ship (with a guy called Chikage), and sometimes he'd forget to do the replies to other ongoing roleplays. so my Citron/Tonooka friend dm'd me about it since they felt kind of left out whenever that happened, especially if there was an ongoing thread with Itaru and Citron, and I was like yeah I get it. I liked Chikaita a lot but it wasn't my go-to Itaru or Chikage ship, so I was like “uh huh nods”, and we got to talking about Itaru ships, and they mentioned Tonoita.

They really liked Tonoita, who is kinda unpopular in the general fandom because he caused Itaru a lot of trauma, and Itaru's like the number one or two most popular chara in the whole game, so a lot of people didn't like him. But my friend liked him a lot and told me so much about him, and literally he only appeared in one event story in the entire game at that point but I was listening so intently, and then I was like “mhm nods i understand”, and hey u can come to me about Tonoita whenever u want in case you feel judged or whatever.

BUT THAT WASN'T THE KICKER.

I was still kinda neutral about it but I didn't dislike it, but the aforementioned Itaru rp friend went inactive, so after a while, I was like “What if I make an Itaru account instead?” so I did! and then, fuck, I literally still have the roleplay bookmarked. My friend was on their Tonooka account goofing off about whatever shit and I posted this stupid reaction pic of the press x to doubt guy and then Tonooka fucking REPLIED. And then we had the usual exes banter. And then it became real??? LIKE THEY STARTED CRYING AND SHIT?? AND APOLOGIZED TO EACH OTHER?? AND COMMUNICATED WITH EACH OTHER??? AND THEN LIKE. AGREED TO AT LEAST BE CIVIL TO EACH OTHER AGAIN? WHICH TURNED INTO BEING FRIENDS AGAIN?? AND THEN THEY STARTED DATING AGAIN?????

AND THEN I JUST WENT SO INSANE ABOUT IT THAT THEY'VE NEVER LEFT MY HEAD SINCE, LIKE, THIS WAS IN EARLY 2022. SO IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND I'M STILL VISCERALLY INSANE OVER THEM BECAUSE OF THIS ONE THREAD THAT STARTS WITH A PIC OF A STUPID MEME. MY GOD, I HATE BEING OBSESSED WITH THEM BECAUSE LIKE I CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE THIS SHIP (I KNOW LIKE. 2 PEOPLE AND I HAVE LIKE 200 TWITTER MUTUALS.) THEY ARE SO MESSED UP. I CAN FIX THEM.

Story of NaviMind:

Once upon a time, one of my now-friends was posting stuff about them, I didn’t like it, but then I looked at the tags And she was tagging it as frEAKIN… DAIN… BALLAS… I DIED, YO. I couldn’t live with the fandom knowing the pairing as that so I conferred with my beta and we came up with NaviMind and MasterGuide.

Then I started interacting more with the fandom and started accidentally converting people to this pairing like it was a religion. KEEP IN MIND that I didn’t ship them yet??? Like actually I was talking about canonical things and the people I texted were like “It’s my OTP now” 😭😭😭😭. My record time from me meeting someone to converting that person was a few hours. Literally, I had a NaviMind aura, it was a passive effect.

Then afterward I actually started imagining super angsty things about them and I wrote about their friendship, and I thought it would be much sadder if they were in love but couldn’t be together because of Bain’s paranoia and Dallas’ refusal to admit his feelings. They’re already best friends in canon, I write it to where Dallas can’t live without his guy… yeah, I have the most fics about this duo. I’m still strong even though it’s been over a year.

[chaosmultiverse]

🦁

🦁 my favorite ships

Okay this hard so lmk break it down my major fandom I RP

Horror

Danny x Jake, spefically with my friend Beau

Danny + Norah (aka a qpp ship), spefically with my twin @playedbetter

DC Comics

ZachThad, spefically with @playedbetter again

Slobo x Anita Fite

Booster Gold x Ted Kord

League Of Legends

Jayce x Viktor

Hwei x Jhin

Caitlyn x Vi

Jinx x Lux

Cookie Run

Lilac Cookie x Yougurt Cream Cookie

White Lily Cookie x Prue Vanilla Cookie

Danganronpa

Makoto Naegi x Izuru Kamukura

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu x Peko Pekoyama

Dragon Age

Darrian Tabris (my warden) x Zevran (& Alistair but it's complex) spefically @playedbetter's versions

Marian Hawke (my Hawke) x Anders, spefically @playedbetter's version

Garrett Hawke (Jay's Hawke & twin to Marian) x Fenris

Solas x Zinnia (aka Jay's Inquisitor)

The Iron Bull x Dorian

Maryden x Cole x Krem (x Zither)

Monster Prom

...Despite this being a dating sim for the most part, I don't actually have a OTP, I am sure when Jay gets cooking with Monpom muses I'll get highly specific brainworms

Homestuck

Sollux x Eridan, spefically Jay's version (I'm gonna stop tagging him at this point lol)

Nepeta x Jade

Jane x Roxy

Calliope x Roxy

Payday

Sokol x Jacket

Bain x Dallas

Bain x Duke

Houston x Jacket

Borderlands

Krieg x Maya

Katagawa Jr x Reyes

Claptrap x a victory of some sort for once in his life this robot has suffered more than J-

Tf2

Spy x Sniper

Medic x Heavy

Overwatch

Cole Cassidy x Baptise

Jack Morison x Gabe

Undertale/Deltarune

For Undertale I don't really have any strong ships and Deltarune is not at a point I want to get too invested in ships yet

Don't Strave

Wilson x Maxwell

Death Note

L x Light

The Owl House

Tbh I am not that interested in toh ships

Portal

Chell x Wheatley, spefically Jay's version

[crispy-bonnie]

Angel’s Embrace - DALLAS X READER

based off of a writing prompt i came up with after seeing some funny payday moment posts from @melissadiamond and @iwillstealyourtoes-wattpad . thanks for sparking some creativity , so here’s some dallas juice for ya

KEEP IN MIND that this oneshot is long in order to describe pretty much everything, even though this is the thing that would’ve happened in the span of a few minutes

tldr :: i just wanted to be dramatic and look cool

H/N = Heister name

This place was supposed to be a safe haven for the Payday gang. You were all just relaxing after a few days on a big heist, but now you all found yourselves with guns in your hands, firing endlessly at the cops that dared to step on your territory.

Instead of peace and quiet with occasional chatter, your ears were met with the sounds of flashbangs going off, bullets flying by you, and everyone on the battlefield yelling at one another. This wasn’t new to you, but the way you were all so unprepared for the raid, it was like your first heist all over again.

As you fired your weapon at approaching enemies, you heard the sound of a flash grenade start to beep. You were about to run away, but your reaction was a split second too late, the grenade going off and blinding you with an awful white.

Falling to your feet, you did everything you could to try and gather yourself. It was only after you started to regain your vision that you realized you couldn’t get up. Every time you tried, a sharp pain would shoot through your leg. You had been shot in the calf.

You really thought this couldn’t get any worse, but it unfortunately did. It didn’t take long before your head was kicked to the ground, a baton starting to beat you senseless as you curled up on the ground, attempting to protect yourself from the pain of both his baton and his words.

This usually wouldn’t be a problem. You’ve been under this pressure before. It was your job after all, but with how they had caught you off guard like this, you were so vulnerable. Everything was starting to blur. An awful ringing started to pierce through the noise around you, your body slowly starting to go limp as you succumbed to the repeated beatings and your rapidly bleeding wound.

…

“Alright, that’s the second wave! Take a breather!” Bain’s voice rang through the heisters’ earpieces, the gunfire and yelling starting to die down. Dallas let out a loud sigh of relief, taking a look around him. Wolf, Houston…someone was missing. Panic shot through him, realizing that [H/N] wasn’t around.

“HOUSTON! Where’s [H/N]!?” He yelled towards his fellow heister and brother, seeing him in the corner reloading his gun. However, Dallas only got a shrug in response, and it only made him worry further.

He knew that there wasn’t much time until the next wave of cops would start barging in, and there still were a few cops around too. He hoped that you were either taking a quick break to calm down or you were in custody, because it would be better than turning up and finding your corpse.

Well, it was nearly the second thing that he found. As he ran up to the second floor, he saw a cloaker through the window to his office getting a pair of handcuffs out from his belt, and Dallas’s panic melted into rage.

Just before the cuffs could make any contact with your wrists, a bullet broke right through the glass, flying into the skull of the green-goggled officer and causing him to drop.

Dallas wasted no time rushing down to your curled form. You were barely moving, only twitching every now and then. Tears welled up in his eyes, but he attempted to blink them away when he heard his brother call out to him:

“DALLAS! You okay over there!?”

“Yeah yeah! I’m fine! H/N and I are gonna need to sit this one out, so tell Bain to send the others in!” He shouted back, in which Bain didn’t hesitate to respond to Dallas’s request with approval.

Dallas scooped your weakened form into his arms, crawling towards his desk and tucking himself and you underneath it. He freed his face of the mask he was wearing, taking yours off as well. He was bound and determined to keep you alive, but if he couldn’t, he at least wanted you to see someone familiar before you passed.

He reached towards his side with one of his hands, desperately fumbling to unhook the medic bag from his belt. He caught a glance of your wound, cringing at the sight. Dallas knew that if he didn’t get the wound patched up in time, it wouldn’t end well.

Just as he managed to get it off and slid it next to him, he felt you stirring in the slightest. Your voice was faint and weak, but he could head you mumbling and whimpering about something. Dallas opened his mouth to say something, but he stopped and went back to trying to get some gauze and bandages. It was only when you started to speak that got his attention.

“D-Dallas…?”

His gaze shifted towards your face, seeing your dulling eyes slowly start to open.

“Am…am I dead..? Where am I….?”

“Shh…you’re alright [H/N].” He whispered softly to you, still managing to pull the bandages out before his attention went back to your wound. “You’re gonna be okay…I just gotta patch you up and you should be alri-”

“Are you an angel…?” This question caused his cheeks to tinge with pink, his mouth now dry as all words caught in his throat. He tried to respond, but you spoke before he could, “I didn’t know angels were so hot…”

His face flushed completely red, now tense as he continued to wrap your injury up frantically. It didn’t take too long, but Dallas knew there was still something going on, and he had to help the others out.

However, as he reached for his mask, his gloved hand met your’s, which was blocking the item he was after.

“St-stay with me….I…I’m scared…” Your wavering voice caused his flustered face to shift to one of sympathy. He used both his arms to properly hoist you into his lap, blushing as you snuggled into his torso.

“I’m not going anywhere. I promise.”

[ol-blue]

Jimmy *with no prompting*: Duke is hot

Dallas:

Jimmy: wot? someone had to say it!

Dallas: no one ‘had tO SAY IT‘ JIMMY

[sweettooth-87]

Ok so because someone has to do it. I'm going to write payday X reader requests. Don't @ me it had to be done.

Rules:

specify the gender (example male reader,female reader, trans, non-binary,etc)

Which heister (or contractor ,except the dentist,) you want in

The type of relationship (romantic, platonic,familiar,etc)

Also for Hida and Ethan it can be poly or an au where they aren't together but are close friends

Will do:

Fluff

Romantic heafcanons

Heafcanons where you're a family member or a friend

Angst but don't expect too much otherwise it overflows. Legit it's just barely angst or too much angst and now someone is dead or dead in life, I have no in between

Won't do:

Nsfw... Not because I don't want to its that I don't know how to put the 'read more' thing on phone. So yeah

Abusive scenarios. This includes yanderes because let's be honest yanderes are abusers

Things with drugs (except by example brain's vaping. I mean drugs as in the hard drugs that make you see things)

Things that are romantic or friendly with he dentist because fuck that guy

Also unless it's a 'Jiro gets reunited with his son happy ending' I won't do things which involve Kento as we barely know shit about him

Also sadly for some (I've been in way too many fandoms. Believe me)I can't do angst. I just hate bitter endings so if o do don't expect a sad ending (unless it involves MC,y/N,s/o.... turning into a vengeful spirit. Because I love some paranormal revenge stories)

Heister x heister

Also I'm on the dark mode so don't expect colours so I can't see them. Also I'll be using the names the wiki gives us for some of the heisters (by example I'll refer to Dallas as Nathan Steele) even though there's a high chance it isn't their actual names and create others for some of the heisters (by example I'll call jacket Richard)so if you have any name suggestions for the ones we didn't get a name comment them down in the comments or reblogs.

[horangislittletiger99]

Would anyone actually read a payday 2 isekai fanfic?

Like it would be a reader insert harem

I'm just wondering before I start writing

[what-yadoking-likes]

OG 4 Payday gang as D&D classes:

Dallas - either Fighter (bit boring but whatevs) OR Warlock. Warlock requires a bit more imagination but what if the extra-planar entity giving him his magical powers is BAIN? EY? EY?

Chains - Paladin. He gets the heavy armor and heavy hits in. His dedication goes not to some Higher Being or Cause... unless that Cause is cracking skulls and making moneyyyyy. Let's just say his life experiences jaded him a little.

Hoxton - Rogue or Ranger. Rogue because teeheehee sneaky little shit. Ranger because very accurate with the shooting. I honestly think that either suits his personality.

Wolf - Barbarian. The high HP, you might think, would suit Chains better - he would be the tank, soaking up hit after hit from the enemy without falling. But the Barbarian gets to be ANGERY and I think that's the vibe they're going for. Artificer could work, too, if you go down the Wolf + sentries vibe.

[starr-finn]

Hi!! Could you write some headcanons rust x reader, and maybe someone else from the main 4?

Thanks,ly

Alright! So I'll just write general romance HCs, I left out rust for this because I don't write for him in the romantic way, it's a personal choice, I do have father/kid relationship HCs up on my account! I'll definitely write something else for him soon tho! So wrote for the main 4, and Bain, hope that's ok! sorry this took so long, I got really burnt out ;-;

Random relationship HC's for the main 4, and Bain

Author's note:

Dallas

Dallas is a bit protective, whether or not you're a heister, He's ready to fight for you, with absolutely no regard for his own life

Dallas plays with your hair a lot, he usually does it to keep his hands busy

Dallas really enjoys giving and receiving forehead kisses

Spoils the absolute shit outta you, just because he can

doesn't get jealous often, when he does it's more because of the person not leaving you alone

a workaholic, you have to drag him away from work for anything

Has never forgotten your anniversary, married or not

always goes all out on dates, his reasoning is 'Why not? it's for the love of my life'

a total sweetheart most days

uses pet names like 'Darling' 'Love' and 'Dear'

Chains

fuck i have no clue what to do for chains, like at all

actually never leaves your side, he's like one of those clingy puppy dogs that follow you everywhere

spoils you a lot as well

rambles to anyone that will listen about you

has taken many MANY bullets for you

doesn't like fancy dates, so he often takes you out for walks with you

doesn't even really remember your real name, mainly because he never calls you anything other than nicknames

however, he never forgets your birthday or anniversary

tells a lot of dumb jokes and always laughs at yours

Calls you 'Babe' 'Baby' and 'Honey' a lot

Wolf

Wolf is like chains in terms of following you around, he will follow you to the ends of the earth

he holds your hand everywhere you guys go, he doesn't really like not holding your hand

He gets more violent and aggressive if you get hurt

He likes cuddles, he's like a massive snuggly guard dog

He gets jealous easy

He speaks in swedish around you a lot, mainly because he's absolutely smitten and talks to himself about how much he loves you

teaches you swedish

you guys both adopt a dog together after you guys move in together

Forgets dates easy, not because he wants to but because he has so much going on in his psychotic brain

calls you stuff like älskling (Darling) sötnos (Sweetie) and min kärlek (my love)

Hoxton

Teases you a lot, just for fun

Really enjoys biting at your neck and shoulders

holds your hands a lot too

doesn't follow you around a lot, but he likes knowing where you are

will kill any cop that touches you with no hesitation

Goes WAYYY out on dates, he thinks it's important to have big dates, often you guys go out to eat at a fancy restaurant and then go do something fun

spoils you a lot, like a lot

likes cuddles, but they always end up in something more

likes telling corny jokes, laughs harder when you groan at them

Calls you 'My love' 'Darling' and 'cutie'

Bain

Bain is always talking to you, he really, really loves talking to you

since your most likely a heister, He's super protective

almost cries when you get hurt, It makes him sad

has an entire notebook full of stuff he loves about you, just in case

Dates usually consist of a movie and take out, he doesn't like going outside

makes tea for the two of you every night before bed

takes care of you when your hurt or sick

probably one of the best at remembering things

really likes when you braid or play with his hair

Calls you 'Baby' 'Honey' and 'Lovely'