#dallas fun

[umossu]

My sister helped me colour this when I got lazy (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)✧*｡⁠◕

[jadeestebanestrada]

Death at the Cabaret

Hey, Dallasites! This Friday, I’ll be slinging jokes at the Virgin Hotels Dallas. Come and enjoy a decadent feast and a frightfully entertaining show!

Photo: Christine Cain-Weidner

Graphics: Gibbs Saad

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

[natlacentral]

netflixth Me every time this song starts playing

[kitnita]

wyatt johnston & jake oettinger postgame   —   VGK vs DAL;   game 7   —   05.05.24

[wyatt, barry sanders is one of the best running backs of all time, and you did some stuff on skates tonight that i hadn’t seen him do on cleats. what’d you eat for dinner?]  (laughs) um … thank you (laughs) um, i mean, my pregame meal is, uh, is chicken and pasta, um, you know, i had al biernat's, a couple of the boys go there, so … um, yeah, i mean, it’s the same, same meal before every home game. um, but yeah, thank you.  [that chicken and pasta didn’t make you move like that, brother.] 

[starscelly]

don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years !!

or, segs set to “mama said knock you out” by ll cool j

[matilyntheweirdo]

𝑺𝑴𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑳𝑺 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑰𝑽𝑬

• Johnny signs his name J.C when he goes to get supplies. (I thought this meant Jesus Christ at first 😭)

• Tim Shepherds gang at theirs have a whistle call that means Who’s there?

• Ponyboy said their hair is the only thing that the greasers are proud of

• Pony says after they cut Johnnys hair that you can see where his bangs were

• Two-Bit is known for being able to steal things from stores easily

• poNY HaS bEEn 14 foR A moNTh bTW

• The boys were in the church for about 6 days

• Johnny failed a year in school so the teachers thought he was dumb

• Dallas once took the blame for a crime Two-Bit committed (smashing windows)

• Soda looked like their mom but acted like their dad

• Darry looked like their dad but acted like their mom

• Pony doesn’t act like either of their parents, nor does he act like any of the gang

• Pony smoked a lot more than normal in the church

• Ponyboy owed Johnny $150 in poker money

• Both of the boys lost weight while in the church

• The first thing after Sodas heartfelt letter Pony has to say is “his spelling sucks ass 💀”

• Dally was ZOOMING to Dairy Queen

• Two-Bit got jumped while the boys were at the church

[samanthasgone]

Credit: sportsgirlsclub

Y’all mind if we leave these here?

[39oa]

EDM@DAL Pregame: Thomas Harley

I don't know if I'm being... overconfident in my abilities saying that, but [Miro and I] are both good enough skaters that we can get up the ice, and if the play doesn't work out then we can still turn around and catch guys. Now, we're not going to catch McDavid, but. The vast majority of the league we can kind of chase down.

[dallasgallant]

I know I’m new here but why does the fandom not do anything with the fact several of the gang canonically ride for or used to ride in rodeos? Cannonically! Hello????

[mdglc]

GIFs vs Stills

I love making GIFs and turning 2 to 5 sexy seconds into 10 to 20 seconds of REALLY SEXY slo-mo action!

But, that comes at a cost (loss) for detail. So, for those of you who appreciate the details, here are some stills from the previous post. 

Moving or still, she is still My Dream Girl.

[theriverbeyond]

griddlehark beanie baby update: THEY HAVE ARRIVED!!! but also i did NOT realize when ordering that they made beanie babies in different sizes (???) so have accidentally recreated the griddlehark canon height gap help 😭

bonus:

[natlacentral]

This game is harder than it looks okay 🙈

[kitnita]

wyatt johnston & jason robertson postgame   —   DAL vs COL;   game 4   —   05.13.24

[hey wyatt, obviously these types of facts aren’t what you’re focused on, but you’re the only other player — the only other guy who’s ever had a short-handed goal and a power-play goal younger than twenty-one in a playoff game is wayne gretzky. how does that hit you?]   uh, um — it’s cool. yeah, i mean … yeah, it’s cool, um, i mean, i’m just … tryna do my part, in helping chip in, whatever that may be. um, yeah.  [hey jason. what’d you think of wyatt’s play — obviously, poking the puck away from makar, it’s just a fantastic play at the right time.]   yeah, i mean … credit our penalty killers, doing  a really good job. um, yeah, it’s a very confident play by him, um, trying to take advantage of it, try to produce, i mean, offense when he can — um, i mean, that wayne gretzky stat is pretty neat. um, yeah, i don’t — you don’t see many, uh, guys under twenty-one kill penalties, in itself; surely not out there scoring on the powerplay too, so, it’s a tremendous achievement. um, and it just shows how, how well and how prepared and how hard he’s come. and, i mean, it’s only gonna keep going up from here.

[starscelly]

yay! making friends in playoff ot!

edm@dal 05.23.24 | wcf game 1

[themushroomkingsforest]

Movie Dallas vs. Book Dallas