#dal but ooc

[region-of-dalmatia]

I was answering a question to my Italian teacher. My brain was suddenly German, like i didn't get an F the period before because the dumbass didn't start thinking in Italian. like. what.

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

[region-of-dalmatia]

get 2020'd losers

[region-of-dalmatia]

wtf happened

[region-of-dalmatia]

today on Pinterest comments that made me Google this very specific question :

[region-of-dalmatia]

MONOPOLY AT THIS PLACE WOULD BE AWESOME (especially when you "lose" the key)

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

[region-of-dalmatia]

Do we have a San Marino gimmick? If so, the little guy has seen empires rise and fall. Bro has seen the ROMAN EMPIRE FALL. TWICE.

[region-of-dalmatia]

Your parent is dead because Communist USA used a Tsar Bomb on them 😭

[region-of-dalmatia]

Wow

What is that banner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's sooo funny

Like what the fuck

Keep it forever

lmao yeah it's a Croatian rapper Vojko V, he did it for a song, very ironically called, Pasta Italiana. And it's a fucking banger and I'm not putting Grše on my banner.

[region-of-dalmatia]

I'm not American but this shit is like watching an assassin's creed gameplay but from third person. BUT Y'ALL ARE CALLING HIM ROBIN HOODIE 😭😭😭😭

God i hope the guy is okay

[region-of-dalmatia]

Beep boop

beeeeeeeeeeep

[region-of-dalmatia]

sure as hell i will lil dude.

[region-of-dalmatia]

ez.

[region-of-dalmatia]

what the FUCK is Minecraft trying to say to me.

[noamuth]

one gremlin in my head says I can't talk about things that're in Dal's future because that'll "ruin" the "surprise" or somehow diminish the impact when they happen.

another gremlin states correctly that such is treating Dal's blog as if it's a book with an end point that can be "spoiled" rather than a blog about a Character's Life and Choices, and if I wait for it to happen "chronologically", I might not get to it at all bc I'm slow at drabbles jkhsljhdjkhfg

[darlingdesiredelicious]

((make rp blogs of astarion's siblings and/or cazador's 'employees' and/or relatives

i am begging...))

[warriorsofsplatsville]

Wee woo single dal ref post for no particular reason hoho