#dakota perry

[danielmndoza]

His brows had raised a bit upon recognizing the song, but he decided to do the polite thing and pretend not to notice. And he soon felt he'd made the right call when witnessing her reaction and the continued buzzing. "Oh, no. It's okay, I just thought maybe it might be important."

Danny waited for a moment, not wanting to fluster the poor girl further, but after she spoke up again he relaxed his shoulders, taking on a soothing tone. "Hey. It's alright. Really. Take a second if you need to. You can tell me to mind my business if you want to, but are you okay?"

"—what? Oh I..." Dakota's attention shot from her wallet that she swore she had a crisp folded up twenty in to her phone she'd sat down on the counter, on vibrate because The Boyfriend's ring tone of choice (Hinder's Lips of an Angel) was embarrassing enough and given how much he called well...Dakota was at a boiling point today. Ignoring the phone, as text buzzes started to filter in, she grimaced placing a hand over the phone, the counter though buzzing even louder it seemed she quickly shoved it in her jean pocket, cheeks flushing, "Sorry, hopefully you can't hear that now, it's not likely it'll stop." Sympathetic to his migraine, she flushed again when she couldn't find the bill she was looking for. "Shit—sorry, I know I have it here, just what you need more headache..."

[leathr-blr]

breaking danville. official crossover . yes i plan to do more of these and u should be afraid about it

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more shitposts n doodles under the cut 👇

feel free to send me asks and comments about this cursed au i have lots of thoughts

[cronchingsquips]

sorry for hiatus, classes are finally over. i am free.

here’s an absurd amount of perryshmirtz i’ve cumulated over the past month *throws to you like wild animals*

[aboyisagunasterisk]

happy national girlfriend day to them again

[blueprxde]

⠀Dwampyverse + famous art

[mammalsofaction]

Reading Dakavendish fics all night naturally led me into thinking about Dr Time.....and Perryshmirtz.....what if Perry was the one who founded B.O.T.T? Which was why the Time Travelling and Intergalactic Buros keep hiring Dakota and Cav despite their less than stellar competencies?

[arajionator]

DOOOOOOODLE

[that-doe-main]

Car had a upgrade with more stickers! 🤓

Credits from left to right under the cut.

CEO on wheels by @suspiciouslynotapastor

Karen the computer wife by @iedasb

Nordic Bunny by @bee-tee-rus on Etsy

Time Travel by @eleanorose123

Meap by @bee-tee-rus on Etsy

Mitch by @dragongirl2

Perry the Platypus Gigachad by @1544cimn

Diogee, Go Home by Choromatsu on RedBubble

[camo-wolf]

I’m gonna be honest i don’t understand Zack x Melissa or Milo x Amanda can anyone explain ? This is a genuine question

[thedailyplatypics]

What would the show even be like?

[generouskittentidalwave]

Milo Murphy's law, holy shit

HOLY CHEESE N CRACKERS, I HATE SOCIETY BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE

LISTEN, LISTEN, SIT DOWN AND *LISTEN*

I was watching a popular video on YouTube about Milo Murphy's Law, now despite the people in the comments having a collective trauma boner they can't get rid of, yes I said what I said and you'll know why, everyone OUTSIDE of that confined space actually agrees it's a funny, happy, underrated show.

BUT OML YOU PPL IN NEED TO GET A GRIP CAUSE HOL-Y SHIT YOU PPL NEED *THERAPY*

Because in that comment section everyone was complaining that "Oh Milo doesn't care about the stuff going on around him" and "It would be so much better if he was constantly filled with anxiety" or "I always wanted him to break down and cry about the things going on around him" or "he should feel guilty about the things going on around him and have a breakdown"

No, NO, STFU, RESPECTFULLY MIND YOU, BUT STFU, THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS AND I'M TIRED OF IT

Milo cares, he clearly does as in every episode he's helping everyone after mistakes get made because of the jinx out of his own kindness, even going out of his way to do his best to avoid stuff. He's just happy and positive and nonchalant about the outrageous comedic calamity that follows him wherever he goes not because he doesn't care but because he's dealt with it since birth, he stays optimistic and prepared as that's all you can really do. Being upset constantly, although justified, would not help or fix anything. If you made him constantly sad, guilty, and depressed constantly over the things he can't control (mind you he has gotten upset because of it before, multiple times) then that would ruin the whole message of the show and of Milo's character that Dan tried to display. Which is that things are gonna happen sometimes that are out of your control, but what matters is making the most of it and enjoying the things in life as they come. As even when they are bad, that doesn't take away the good that can happen. It's okay to get upset over things out of your control, but sometimes the only thing you can do is make the most of what you have and find enjoyment through the daily life of chaos.

But NOOO ppl would rather have this literal happy optimistic child in a hilariously chaotic and shitty situation be constantly depressed, on edge, anxiety ridden and guilty because if we can't be happy in that situation then they can't be either, and in the words of Milo Murphy "Does that sound like more fun to you?"

SO yeah, if you are trying to make something dark and depressing to be more relatable then take a good, HARD, look at yourself and revaluate. This child should NOT be upset because nothing that happens around him IS HIS FAULT. It's, let me repeat, literally OUT OF HIS CONTROL. And yet he STILLS helps everyone around him constantly DESPITE THAT.

We gotta stop getting upset at realistically positive characters in shitty situations and immediately getting upset that they have an optimistic outlook where we wouldn't. That's not to say don't take every situation not-seriously when it's needed (Which they have taken serious situations seriously and respectfully mind you), but for the love of god people need to stop self projecting. We all have our own traumas, and it can be validating seeing someone in your same shoes, but that doesn't mean every happy character needs to be as upset as we are.

Maybe, just maybe, they can serve as a happy reminder that, no matter what comes your way, sometimes there can be good found in even the craziest and shitty situations. That maybe, just maybe, we all need a bit of fun and happiness and optimisim in our lives because bad things are always going to happen that's out of your control. But what matters is focusing on the good in our lives.

Also before you say "WeLl It Was SaId Milo Wouldn't WaNT a CuRe foR MurPhy'S laW-" No, Milo's best friend assumed he wouldn't want that, that's not saying he wants to keep it because he likes it and will let ppl suffer because of that, but it was literally stated, and displayed in many other shows that use Murphy's law in a literal sense, that the "cure" for Murphy's law is literally passing it on elsewhere or onto someone else, and that was literally stated in the show too later on. Milo wouldn't want that and Melissa knows it. She also knows if there was a cure, they would've found it already, which means there is a reason why they still have this curse. Murphy's law is who he is, and him having it keeps it from affecting someone else, even if it causes problems he tries to see the good in having it around.

(And P.S., before you say "BuT tHe PaF Crossover MaDe ThIngS-", NOPE GET THAT, ALTHOUGH UNDERSTANDABLE OPINION, OUTTA HERE. It's a Dan run show, he's gonna do crossovers, he's gonna connect the two together and Doof being brought back as the fun uncle in the house with a platypus friend is amazing. You don't have to like it, but you gotta accept that others do.)

So, people, as a society, DO BETTER

[shima-draws]

Just rewatched The Phineas and Ferb Effect and I STILL think that Perry would have (and SHOULD have) absolutely fucking ripped into Cavendish for being such an ass to Doof

Also take my initially written tags bc they were too funny to leave them in the tags.

[ganeshpnf]

Broken heart 💔

[stupid-gay-slvt]

DO YOU LIKE MILO MURPHY’S LAW, PHINEAS AND FERB, AND/OR HAMSTER AND GRETAL????

Then, boy, do I have the place for you!!!!

My best friend @cr0wleyy made a discord server for people into Dwampyverse shows to hang out and talk!! We have a BUNCH of fun emojis

And already some of the most lovely people ever!!!!!

If you’re 13-25 y/o and that sounds like the place for you, come join us!

[aboyisagunasterisk]

happy national girlfriend day to them

[camyfilms]

ONCE UPON A TIME... IN HOLLYWOOD 2019

 I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business!