#dakota laws

[queeniecook]

March 4 - Part 2

Dakota called me after I got both toddlers down for a nap, wanting to know if he could stop by. I immediately said yes. We haven't gotten to visit in months. 

"Not that I'm not glad to see you but you're kind of far from Brindleton Bay." I commented, after we sat down in the living room.

"I had a work related thing here. Basically we listened to a retired officer talk about...I kind of can't remember, to be honest. But I had to attend." Dakota explained, shrugging his shoulders.

I nodded my head and gazed over at him with narrowed eyes briefly. 

"What?" Dakota asked me, raising an eyebrow. 

"Why didn't you tell Jillian her family lives in my old house?" I asked him.  I wasn't offended by any means but it just seemed out of character for him not be honest about it. 

"I mean...it is kind of awkward they do since we did certain adult things in that house." Dakota told me, awkwardly. 

I laughed. "We did the deed, yes. In multiple rooms if I remember correctly."

Dakota looked around like he was looking for Caleb to jump out and start a fight with him. They did use to fight a lot. Almost every time they crossed each other's path years ago.

"Caleb isn't here." I cleared up for him. "I feel like there's more to it." I said, directing us back to the topic we were discussing.

"I guess I was worried. Worried that she'd do one of those ultimatums where I'd have to stop being friends with you in order to stay with her and I was also still kind of hurt she didn't tell me about James' visit." Dakota admitted. 

I sighed and patted his shoulder briefly. "I don't think Jillian would do that, first of all. She doesn't seem like the type and second trying to hurt her for hurting you...Dakota that isn't the way to do things."

"I know, you're right. I can't change it now. I apologized and all I can do is try to do better." Dakota said before standing up from the couch. We both heard the name "Vewa!" come through on the baby monitor. Ellie was up again. She doesn't sleep well at times. To my surprise, Dakota went downstairs with me to check on her and helped get her back to sleep.

Since Tucker seemed to have a eye on things in the house, I grabbed a baby monitor and slipped outside with Dakota for some fresh air. The night was cool and crisp but beautiful.

We looked at the stars and talked about old times.

"Do you remember the time you said." I cleared my throat and lowered my pitch "You look pretty, I guess."

Dakota laughed loudly "Yeah! We were going out to eat with Joey and you insulted me with -" he batted his eyelashes and did his best girly voice, which sounded nothing like me "“You don’t look bad yourself, Aladdin. Nice vest.”

Sometimes catching up with a good friend is much needed. 

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[leathr-blr]

breaking danville. official crossover . yes i plan to do more of these and u should be afraid about it

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more shitposts n doodles under the cut 👇

feel free to send me asks and comments about this cursed au i have lots of thoughts

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

Cannot believe I just fucking realised this

[yobat]

Group photo!

[misperceived-monotreme]

i think they should kiss one thousand times

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Obligatory ONE TIME fanart for a show I watched to take a break from rewatching Gravity Falls 🙏

[joosiewiththeboof]

How queer 💁‍♀️

[cipherinator]

This fuckin’ sucks I’m (remembers suicide jokes are bad and only reinforce suicidal thoughts) goin’ to the zoo I’m goin’ to the zoo and then I’m gonna see some animals

[prairieenyasblog]

i can't believe i drew the cartoon time-traveling gay old men with separation anxiety in 2024. god. i found that lil doodle in my 2017-18 sketchbook and i decided to redraw it lol, n then i just made the dumb doodles below. fighting the urge to call them a found family even tho milo’s got a perfectly loving family at home isnidjuwhudjs

since i'm sick i decided to treat myself and make something self-indulgent real quick :) back to grinding now

[cubezart]

thinking about them again

[ninaheta]

My favorite weirdos

[queeniecook]

In an alternate land far away...

Lilith is attending a Spooky Day get together with her friends from college - Apollo, Dakota and Jillian. She's also excited to see her younger half brother Caleb again. Ever since he started dating his girlfriend, he hasn't been around much.

"Hey, when is your lady gonna get here?" Dakota asks Apollo.

"Oh she'll be here in a bit. She was making sure her makeup was just right and her hair and....you know how Jilly can be." Apollo responds before looking at Lilith. "So Caleb's girlfriend...she's a bit intense, isn't she?"

Lilith sighs, intense is one word for it. "I rather not talk about it."

The trio can look out the barn door and see how wrapped up the couple is in each other. It's almost unnatural. Lilith really does not like the woman, there's something off about her. She can feel it with everything in her being but Caleb won't listen to her.

Sadly, Lilith ends up being right.

Two things came to light that fateful night. Vera is a vampire.

Lilith discovered she's a witch yet it was too late to save her brother from the jaws of a monster.

[honeycherrydohnuts]

thats right we're pistachioposting in 2025

[danvillecheese]

happy pride month to them specifically

[yobat]

something something something wait…MILO’S MURPHY’S LAW EXISTS!!!!????

[misperceived-monotreme]

these bitches got bad luck ions out the wazoo