#dahlia is an honourable mention but imo she leans more on the intimidating side
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speakercrab · 2 years ago
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funniest aa villains
1. kristoph gavin
-took him seven years and two attempts to poison ONE little girl. she doesnt even die
-one of the first sentences out of his mouth is what gets him convicted in turnabout trump bc he wanted to look smart
-dog called clam
2. manfred von karma
-announces his pin number to the courtroom
-retrained a parrot the night before a trial
-tases people in a police evidence room where there are definitely cameras. even funnier that he doesn't get caught but that ones mostly on phoenix for never mentioning it
-this isn't canon but I love how in the press buttons and talk playthrough his objection just devolves into a grunt
3. shelly de killer
-offers phoenix a job (as an assassin. in court.)
-gets excited to say classic kidnapping lines
-just all of the walkie talkie sprites i love them
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