#dafuk-answers

[dafukdidiwatch]

This is fundamentally the main reason why I decided to keep reading EGS in the first place.

First, their character exploration of queer experiences and identities is really well thought for everyone's story arc. Like even Tedd has his own arc, arguably the one to open the door to all the queerness by starting out as a "perverted degenerate" but from him and Grace we get concepts of consent, kinks, fantasies, parental acceptance of sexual preferences (his dad being cool with the gender changing ray gun) and explorations of identities (he wanted to see what being a girl was like).

Second, this is the 2000s! Early 2000s! I still remember seeing the "Don't Say Gay" commercials on T.V. And among all the anime sci fi fight scenes and generic teen joke/drama from the period, we have well thought out stories arcs to openly and honestly discuss queer identities in a non-mocking way. When the easy joke could be derogatory gay jokes, Dan went out of his way to still be funny without insulting. Like having solid jokes after 20 years is impressive.

I honestly think that Tedd was the gate-way drug to this gender read of the comic. He started out as the comedic weirdo corndog sidekick known in sitcoms at the time, but then the writing took it to use his horniness to talk about sex, then talk about sexuality, then talk about sexual identity, then talk about gender identity, in a slowburn way that hopefully opened a lot of eyes to pave the way to acceptance and tolerance of LGBTQIA+ . And again, part of this is facinating because we are still 20 years ahead of when this comic was written, meaning with the lens of someone in 2024 the queer themes and text is still wonderfully written. I don't know if that was is intent going in or what made him decide to have gay arcs, but I'm really glad he did

[transingthoseformers]

Poor Rewind is one of Blaster's cassettes. He did not expect to be on the bridge for that call. That his conjux was a deep cover agent who got discovered and Domesticated by the DJD. Dominus is being returned in a prisoner exhange. He's torn between horror, elation, and bouncing through random stages of greif like a supper bouncy ball on speed.

Pharma showing up with the bitty in his cockpit to prisoner exchange. He's at least had a cursory wipe down but he still has smudges of purple. Pharma has no idea how he even feels about the bitty other than relieved it's not purple. As he's being walked to the halfway point Soundwave hands him an energon spattered crate. "Recompense offered: fulfills Deceticon law." It has Tarn's vaulve array, gestational tank still attached. Pharma just looks at him like dafuk? "Explanation: Gladiators forced to carry or stud sparklings pre-war. Decepticon law: Pharma entitled to salient anatomy from Tarn." Pharma looks dully at Soundwave "Why?" "Target Practice: comon. Ritual Smelting: very popular. Interface aid: strongly discouraged but occurs."

Ratchet's bustling Pharma and the bitty into the medical bay prety when Prowl and OP show up to debrief. Not only are they dodging wrenches, poor Dominus is seting up a fearful ruckus in his crate, but Pharma sees Prowl and pounces bitty still in his cockpit.

"You! You! Yooouuu! This is all your fault! You knew the DJD were there! You're Prowl! You had toooo!" This is the first flash of emotion to break through Pharma's flat dull affect. Optimus is able to keep him from from clawing Prowl's optics out while Ratchet chaces Prowl out of the medbay. Once Prowl is out of sight Optimus has his arms full of a sobbing jet.

Yep, oh rewind

I mean... it's (slightly) (slightlyy) better circumstances than canon? And i feel like Doms will live this time around

I. shit they barely cleaned him up, that's gotta be such a feeling to be Pharma.

*choking noises* soundwaveee

No mercy for Tarn

wow this au's dark, we are evil

So Tarn's been spayed n neutered

Target practice: common is gonna stick with me today because may i suggest this option for Pharma.

Ratchet being an MVP like soundwave

PROWL

Oppy's here for him, Prowl's gonna have to answer some unhappy questions soon enough

[philza-updates]

Phil was in Sneeg’s chat earlier! We all know what that means...

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10 cropped screenshots of 39 twitch chat messages by Philza.

The first reads “sneeg have you seen the new coke ad?”

The second reads “its fucking hilariously bad”.

The third reads “it should be fine i think”.

The fourth reads “he literally rage quits and THATS IT. THATS THE BIG MESSAGE THEY SEND”.

The fifth reads “HE JUST RAGE QUITS”.

The sixth reads “THATS LITERALLY IT”.

The seventh reads “DRINK COKE. RAGE QUIT FOR HONOR”.

The eighth reads “sneeg it played in the cinema when we went to see Dune and I fucking lost it lmao”.

The ninth reads “the streamer reactions to it are the best”.

The tenth reads “insert "HE JUST DROPPED HIS WEAPON :O"”.

The eleventh reads “yeah no way”.

The twelth reads “ph1lOld”.

The thirteenth reads “ph1lOld dafuk did i read”.

The fourteenth reads “haHAA”.

The fifteenth reads “im more concerned the vaccine will have no effect on a 350 pound bird”.

The sixteenth reads “lmfao”.

The seventeenth reads “YO GET HIM SOME PAPER OH FUCK ”.

The eighteenth reads “poop funni”.

The nineteenth reads “"SILENCE BRAND"”.

The twentieth reads “PEEPEES”.

The twenty-first reads “PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES”.

The twenty-second reads “PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES”.

The twenty-third reads “PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES PEEPEES”.

The twenty-fourth reads “KEKW”.

The twenty-fifth reads “get your predictions in chat KEKW”.

The twenty-sixth reads “ready everyone? heres the number”.

The twenty-seventh reads “KEKW”.

The twenty-eighth reads “that was legirt the number i thought of”.

The twenty-ninth reads “more gambling? PauseChamp”.

The thirtieth reads “mods lemme choose the answer i will flip my mcc coin”.

The thirty-first reads “imagine being janice”.

The thirty-second reads “I flipped the coin already”.

The thirty-third reads “soon PauseChamp”.

The thirty-fourth reads “pog”.

The thirty-fifth reads “more on the way in seperate orders probs”.

The thirty-sixth reads “thats how its working”.

The thirty-seventh reads “i go bed”.

The thirty-eighth reads “night chat & sneeg”.

The thirty-ninth reads “it is almost 1am i am going into the public tmoro i cant be zombie”.

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[suckmyballshoney]

I know I haven’t written all the headcanons in my asks but hear me out : George as the king of Hell ( @uhyeahmaybenoidk this is because of you)

- George rules the Hell and he’s very happy with his place

- one day a nice guy ends up here and screams that it’s the most unfair thing that ever happened bc he is a good person

- George be like 👁👁 dafuk is that

- guy is named Alex and isn’t scared of George like everybody should be

- when asked about it Alex answers that he doesn’t have the time to be scared bc he’s too busy preparing a strike against his place in hell

- George finds it HILARIOUS and starts following Alex around to see what scares or doesn’t scare him

- and Alex is like I’ve been in the Red Bull f1 team nothing can hurt me anymore

- and boy keeps roasting George all the time and George has the time of his life

- never had that much fun before

- but Alex’s protestations end up working and he’s supposed to go to heaven and George is sad 😭

- but after three days Alex is bored af in heaven, Lewis is a nice god but he can’t be an annoying shit like he wants bc everyone thinks it’s mean

- so he goes back to Hell and laughs at George that looks all sad and bored

- and they rule over Hell by roasting each other 24/7

*dab*

[pompadorkery]

What was it like for sanka to just walk in doctor mans clinic and see lucy? Unless he didnt and just saw him after a failed stab

He was sorta like, "Dafuk?" Cause he sure did recognize the guy.

He thought he had heard something about Lucy dying too. But the guy as always been skeevy. So. He figures it was just a ploy.

He doesn't really get why Lucy is there, but he knows he's weird so he dismisses it.

He just asks Monozuki "...So... you hittin' that?"

Cause he's curious about the relationship.

When Monozuki answers that they have an arrangement, and that yes, they do have intercourse.

Sanka is just sorta weirded out and regrets asking lmao.

[woolay]

dafuk is a woolay? I demand an answer damn it!

[ask-dafuk]

A question for the screener: do you think dafuk should read Hussie's formspring? It answers a lot of questions in a good way without spoilers.

Maybe. I don’t want to distract her with too much supplementary stuff.

[ralucafarcas]

Kazuichi's looking at Gundham like dafuk is this guy even?

Also it looks like Ibuki has a lot of questions that Fuyuhiko doesn't want to answer

freshman orientation

class 78 || juveniles

[jinshookjin]

Tag your friends and tell them who you would ship them with!

ayt it’s time for me to achieve my goal in life and turn into Emma Woodhouse. I’ll tag a few mutuals and my friends. This is gonna turn into imagines I fear, good lord….

@taeante : I ship you with Taehyung honestly like you two guys would have weird conversations about space and life and you would come up with smart answers and Tae would just go like ‘‘… wAW!’‘ like he’s gonna be hella impressed. Also, you like aesthetics and he’s like the fashion king so I mean obviously matching gucci outfits for you two. THE DREAM BRO.

@seokjinscheonsa : definetly jin because you two are bubbly beings who were born on the same day and that means saving alot of money on cakes (because that would be one cake for you two instead of two ya feel me? altho hes gonna go overboard with the food and shit so hm is it really a good idea i wonder)

@dreamingarmy : I know you have a bf (tell him I’m sorry for the joke bts it was terrifyingly bad) BUT definetly jimin???? 1) you are like 4′10 ok he’s gonna be like wow stella yes 2) you’re so soft and nice???? jimin too?? what a perfect match??? I feel like yall would be there for each other and it’s gonna be cute af.

Kathy (who doesnt have a tumblr but expects me to screenshot this hm) : your ship is gonna be Min Yoongi. DO YOU REALLY NEED A REASON M8? okok listen, you are like the same person split in two different bodies I cant. Despite you only being 18, I feel like you’re already so done with life, you like sleep so much, you can come up with badass raps I can’t even wow dafuk m8.

@readingndscreaming : Listen I’m gonna ship you with people because that’s really fun. From BTS I’ll say RM (namjoon) cuz that guy is hella smart and mature and he’s cute af ok trust me. Not BTS, I’ll say Omar Dean forever cuz he’s just too cute and also Zayn Malik bc he’s cute but also hot but also smart and have you seen that face wow?

@year-of-the-watermelon : You’re so soft and nice, look I’m gonna ship you with a dude from BTS altho Ik you’re done with kpop. I ship you with Jimin cuz he’s such a sweet guy and nice and wow aesthetic and cute and soft, he’s you ok. Not BTS would be Robb Stark, don’t ask me why ok he’s your man from now on (loyal, good looking, v mature and wow royalty)

@namjoon-moon listen i feel like you and namjoon would make a great ship, am i right? ;)

Honestly I had so much fun with this ask pls send me more of these (I’m actually cringing at myself but listen IT WAS FUN AND I FEEL LIKE EMMA WOODHOUSE)

[fear-is-nameless]

WHY DAFUK DID HE START A COUNTDOWN THATS GONNA LEAVE US WITH 3 DAYS OF WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT IM SO MAD

What’s gonna happen tomorrow AND those next 3 days?!?!? I want answers!

[dafukdidiwatch]

Klaus is as Lawful Evil as Lawful Evil can get, but like in the Terry Pratchett Corporation Evil kind of way. The way where the torturer/executioners have a break room and retirement party type of way.

Because the best way of having people work for you is for people to LIKE working for you, and NOT try to plot your murder every chance you get. He's pragmatic to the needs of his minions and we love him for that

[intpguy]

XNTP : What was your opinion about me when we first met ?!?

Hey there all  the INTPs and ENTPs out there. So I recently went out and asked all my new and old friends this question. Turns out I have some very weird first impressions. Some of them go like this :

> You were quiet.

> I didn’t notice you until my Senior year -_-

> I thought you had a depressing life ()_()

> You seemed like dick *_*

> You looked like a dedicated NERD O_O (*dafuk!)

There were more and listening to them made me laugh until my abs started to hurt :}

So please share your answers about any first impressions someone you know had on you. If you are a different MBTI then please mention your type ! =D

[askandanswerbot]

Can someone answer me a question? Who dafuk is Bernie Sanders?

— Spidercanyon 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 (@Spider_canyon) Tue Mar 17 06:34:07 +0000 2020

Yes! Zags ✌🏼❤️🏀

— Kelly M Seidlitz (@KellySeidlitz) Tue Mar 17 06:37:37 +0000 2020

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You are a fine example to the youth of this country and around the world. I am happy you were one of the chosen ones because another may have thought it was all about them. What would be socially good is a congressional hearing with all the execs of Facebook to explain how they justify the damage FB knowingly does. Oh and of course the blatant censorship of some groups. Smells a lot like the Lois Learner plan to isolate and persecute Conservatives.  Why? Let nature take it’s course sometimes.

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We have too much “Free Range Soylent Green” as their is. Maybe if more Deplorables and other nasties die off it would improve the American people. Do you really think all suicidal people are “nasties” and “deplorables”? You’re the one who needs heavy medication, preferably a lobotomy-gone-bad so you could join the ranks of “free range Soylent Green”.Todd McMillin may have used Soylent correctly, but he still doesn’t understand “there vs. their” and “its vs. it’s”. Improving America might better begin not with eugenics, but through basic literacy.

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Some people have extreme anxiety attacks. Have you had one? It feels like you’re going to die, either by a heart attack or to the extreme, you won’t wake up if you sleep. They sometimes come on so strong nothing comes to your mind except I wish I wasn’t here. Not the literal meaning of you want to harm yourself, but be somewhere else away from from the chaos and anxiety in your mind. Kind of like going to a different city, the beach. Others have PTSD, this is a hard one to get under control. What ever happened, your sense of hearing, smell, different things can trigger a fight or flight reaction.

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Personally, I don’t think AI will work. I think the friends of the the person feeling suicidal, need to contact and get a LIVE PERSON FROM FACEBOOK to intervene.  Really don’t get why people commit suicides. “depression” is mostly the case. Will suicide solve the problem, why end your life because of the problem you know and go into some places you don’t know “land of the dead”. Everyone reading this post, i just want you to know that when there is life there is hope, don’t ever think of suicide as the answer to your problem.

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[queenofcongo]

This nigga was hitting me up months ago talking bout he wanna kiss me and get freaky. Then he ghost me and now out of the blue he wanna give me a shit apology with a drake song and then won't answer when I ask him why!!?? Trifling ass.... dafuk

[dafukdidiwatch]

YES! YES I DID! I DONATED TO THAT! ONE OF THOSE EPISODES IS MINE! I HAVE ONE DEDICATED TO ME! I FORGOT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WROTE BUT IT'S THERE! I GOT EARLY ACCESS THAT I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO YET BECAUSE I NEEDED TO FINISH THE OG SERIES FIRST! TOOK ME THREE FUCKING YEARS BUT I FINALLY FINAL TO GOD FINISHED THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES LAST WEEK! I DID IT! IT'S DONE!

I am a bit feral when it comes to The Magnus Archives and Protocol. But yes my goal is to now listen to the episodes peacefully as I relisten to them all again while making conspiracy theory notes on my chalkboard.

And yeah, sorry for making ya worried. A lot of life had been happening now back to back between holidays and moving to a new place. But I'm trying new things and getting back to the somewhat swing of things. So thanks for checking in : )