#daddy lou's gangland

[gourmetweeddogs]

Ships round 5? Whiff editon

Whiff x Shannon

Whiff x Emmlette

Whiff x Ivy

Whiff x Kahuna

Whiff x Nye

Whiff x Nevada

I'm tired lol

1.) 7/10 hmm i actually like this one, but Shannon's too mid for a hottie like whiff (@earthdragon360 please don't send me a pipe bomb again)

2.) 4/10 I like it because of whiff, but i wholeheartedly agree that Emmlette is the scum of the earth so she doesnt deserve to be happy with my man whiff 😌

3.) 10/10 cute! I can see ivy taking whiff to the mall and stuff and spending his paycheck on clothes she doesn't need <33 but it's totally fine bc whiff loves her anyway

4.) 1000/10 T-two hot men??? Yes. Just yes. They'd be so good together hjkfkfhhggk (HawaiianDilfs for the ship name lmao) jk, I actually like TropicalMuscle...

5.) 100/10 mhm! Mhm! Yes this works on all levels my man whiff would treat nye like a prince bc's he's a king😍 (and you know whiff's topping that-AND OK WE'RE DONE HERE MY APOLOGIES)

6.) 1000/10 AAAHH I LOVE THIS ONE! nevada would take him on walks on calypso island and make him little charm bracelets and necklaces which whiff wouldn't really like but would wear to make her happy 😊

[gourmetweeddogs]

*Shaking and Sobbing*

T H E M

think I teased this once but never ended up posting it

since this is basically unfinished since I wanted to draw all the ships I liked jkljdfldf but it's been sitting there for so long I kinda lost the motivation for it

maybe one day I'll do the others too

[s3vvyn]

CrackShip Warning😱

So I've been thinking about this for a while and I guess it's time to put it into fruitition....ladies amd gents, I give you, Didar X Rita!

My headcanons:

Didar and Rita bonded over their love of movies; after Rita gets off work they go out to the movies and take turns making fun of bad movies and overanalyzing good ones

Didar buys Rita tons of snacks and stuff at the movies even though she nevers asks for any, and she ends up with a basketful of candy after their dates that she usually shares with Marty and the rest of The Shakers

Since Didar is a cinematographer, he started making short films for Rita to impress her. She makes fun of them all the time, but she secretly thinks its cute

Didar is a simp. He can't go 2 minutes without blushing in front of her.

Rita will slap anyone who teases Didar for being short, but makes short jokes all the time

Since Rita's full name is Margarita, (thanks @iheartsunset) Didar calls her that when she's upset and it usually calms her down

Rita sometimes wears Didar's hat to work. There's no significance, and Didar doesn't really mind.

Thanks for hearing me out on this one, you guys rock!

-Mama Earth💚☘💫

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HEY! CHECK THIS OUT!

New outfit reveals for my persona have just dropped! I even made my own halloween costume, pretty cool right?

[gourmetweeddogs]

You've been sending me ships now it's my turn

Sprinks x Carlo Romano (clownicecream)

Sue x Mary (Marysue)

Quinn x Timm (Quimm or lawfuldancing)

Bruna Romano x Doan (no ship name yet)

Chuck x Mindy (cleancutwings [get it? Cus Mindy works as a hairdresser? I'll see my self out now.])

Whiff x Koilee (no ship name for this one either)

Mesa x Robby (firefish)

Wylan B x Xandra (sparklerap)

Yui x Gremmie (greenwaves)

Joy x Moe (comicpizza, or for ninjoy and dynamoe, explosivesamurai)

:)

ooooh...it's about damn time i got one of these

4/10-never thought about this one tbh..i've pretty much shipped sprinks with xandra since I found out about her

10/10-y e s. it was even CANON CONFIRMED that they were dating. S-tier couple/ship

1000/10 ANOTHER QUIMM STAN I CAN'T-

8/10- I've never thought of them together but I can really see them working out since doan/utah are pretty familiar with the romano family (yk with pastaria n' stuff)

8/10 + a bonus point for that shipname lmao

5/10- I see them more as friends but not a bad idea

8/10-heyyy i like this one. robby would act like a tough guy in public but you know mesa's the one cuddling him during their movie nights

7/10-I really like this one bc they both just have hyperactive/chaotic energy but my boy wylan is already taken (ty again @maznanangy for letting my boy pull such a cutie <3)

8/10- nice. they seem like they'd have the same interests (not sure yui would be sold on surfing tho)

1000/10- YES. YES. I've seen so much good art for them, and i can totally see moe/dynamoe flirting with joy/ninjoy on the daily like "heyy~ " and she's just like 'god he's annoying but he cute so he gets a pass' plus the name explosivesamurai is so badass

tysm for these! you have some really good ideas!

hit my ask box up anytime and i'll come running don't worry

-Vex

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GOING BATSHIT RIGHT NOW

this was a fan-ship and was a complete joke but-

ASKGJFNFHJDJJS I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE😭😭

THESE ARE ADORABLE PLEASE😱💓💓

@earthdragon360 YOU DID IT AGAIN

[gourmetweeddogs]

don’t you love when you’re playing papa’s and your ships sit together in the dining room?! or is it just me...

[gourmetweeddogs]

Ships round 5..?

Robby x Allan (roblan or piratecoffee)

Budwin x James (weedcakes)

Mitch x Peggy (gourmetweeddogs or countrybaked)

Ember x Petrona (I have no ship name just lesbians)

Crystal x Prof Fitz (no ship name)

Duke Gotcha x Shannon (newsflash)

Short bc I can't think of other characters aaaa

10/10 Yes. Just yes. These two are both FINEEE

2. 100/10-I pretty much ship budwin with anyone bc I love him sm, and asghghk- w e e d c a k e s

3. 10000000/10 YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME GOURMET WEED DOGS (but jokes aside this ship is cute)

4. 10/10-ember works with pretty much everyone, but to be honest I don't really know petrona that well

5. 7/10- I'm only ranking this lower bc prof. fitz deserves so much better and WE ALL KNOW IT

6. 10000000/10- YES YES YES. Shannon is @earthdragon360 (100% canon) adopted daughter, but her and duke literally give me a heart attack THEY'RE SO CUTE<<33

[gourmetweeddogs]

this is hella late but...

Ladies and Gentelman, I give you, my newest PLP creation, Giselle!

Since i made you guys wait so long here’s her flipdeck (front) and her outfits!

her full flipdeck is coming soon, but some ideas for a halloween outfit would be really nice!

[gourmetweeddogs]

*blaring Cupcakke rn*

rehehehehee apologies for my absence fellow vexsexuals (me and an acquaintance were avoiding child support payments #s-tier parents) and as a present in exchange for my unscheduled disappearance, I give you:

[gourmetweeddogs]

Ships round two while I procrastinate sleeping!

Opens papas bakeria for the character list

OK HERE WE GO

Whippa x Utah (whippedpunch)

Zoe x Mousse (groovychocolate)

Cherrisa x Hacky Zak (chocomango)

Cooper x Prudence (legally blonde, pancake edition)

Amy x Cameo (dragonfruitapple)

Clover x James (no ship name)

Willow x Roy (gothpizza)

Johnny x Indigo (bluetrees)

Kayla x Nye (Pinksmiles)

Allan x Boomer x Akari (shout out to mimimultifandom for this gem)

8/10- this ones pretty good, and i feel like whippa would take utah to every store and buy her drip bc yk she gotta look fly if she's going to be seen with someone like her

4/10- errrr I kinda ship mitch with zoe, and i feel like they'd contradict each other a lot, but groovychocolate is a sweet name

7/10- never thought about these two but i think they'd be pretty cute! poor zak would be subjected to suffocating on perfume 24/7 tho

100/10- STOP THEY WOULD BE SO CUTE TOGETHER! I can just see them going on dates at the park with their pets and snuggling with each other on Sunday mornings with french toast n stuff AAAAA

6/10- this one's pretty good, bonus points for the ship name <3

6/10- i see them more as friends, like clover teaching him the drums or smth, but if they did get together i could see marty teasing them all the time

10000/10- YESS THEY'D BE ADORABLE!!

100/10- THEY'D BOTH BE SO BADASS TOGETHER! i don't see why there aren't more ships with indigo she's actually gorgeous (her volcano outfit in freezeria deluxe made me heart her even more)

5/10 they'd be good friends....but i nye's kinda off limits in my book bc his creator confirmed he was gay but i can see them hanging out at the bakeria

9/10- WHOA NOW. IVE ALWAYS BEEN PRO BOOMERXAKARI BUT ALLAN TOO? someone get me a fan we getting real spicy up in herr

Thanks again! You know i love your ships!

my inbox is always open (among other things)

-Vex

[gourmetweeddogs]

RATE MY SHIPS WHORE

Brody x Chuck

Doan x Kayla

Shannon x Pally

Brody x Matt

Budwin x Doan

Jojo x Papa Louie

Olivia x Koilee

Kenji x Mitch

Allan x Hank

Didar x Duke Gotcha

These are god tier ships so treat them as such

-Love, MamaEarth

Casually ignores this because I'm afraid of what I'll see

Welp fellas i'm being held at gunpoint again so i guess i'm gonna have to do this!

7/10 I think these two could work... I think they'd make a cute couple. Brody would sit in class and draw chuck 24/7 and chuck would be like HOW ARE YOU FAILING ART SCHOOL YOU HAD LIKE 40 MAJORS-

8/10 cutee. They'd be nice together. Kayla would just casually walk into the Pastaria and Doan would just stand there on the verge of going into cardiac arrest bc she's gorgeous (you read the ao3 didn't you you menace)

100/10 They're adorable! I can see them just putting stickers on each other for no reason and holding hands all day like the silly goofy couple they are😊😊

8/10 i think they'd be good friends, but don't really see them as a couple. Plus tony is a canon asshole and would bully Brody to tears if matt ever told him that they were dating💀

6/10 heh. They'd be nice friends, but i don't see budwin as Doan's type....his laziness would probably drive Doan to insanity and lead him to smother the poor thing with his own pillow (well, that was a bit farfetched but you get my point)

5/10 i'm confused

10/10 Aww....never considered these two together but i like it! They'd go to eachothers restaurants and be like "hey babygirl😏" and everyone else in the line would be like "bro what the fu-"

10000000/10 EARTH YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME KENJITCH💖💖

6/10 oh. That's a um, very unique ship if i do say so myself....too bad half the fandom hc allan as a drug addict/dealer so in any case it might not work, but here i think it's pretty cute!

😐👉🏻🚪

Anyways thankies for the ask wifey! You should do them more often!(what am i saying please don't)

You're a real one MamaEarth,

-YourLocalHimbo

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Random User Shoutout #2

Hey whores today's shoutout goes to @j-a-s-p-e-r-q-u-a-r-t-zz!!

They're just a great person in general, but along with that they're multitalented and they make S-tier art and animations and stuff! (Seriously check their blog out it's amazing) plus she enjoys Sprinks The Clown 😍

and as a personal friend of mine, anyone who's able to put up with me for longer than 24 hours automatically deserves an award🏆 (take teh trophy)

So in short, @j-a-s-p-e-r-q-u-a-r-t-zz is a living legend and deserves to be on your wall of fame right next to your picture of Wylan B and Olivia( also s-tier humans)

Sapph, you're a real one,

-YourLocalHimbo

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ROUND 3!

Captain Cori x Marty (caramelstripes)

Maggie x Sienna (deserttacos)

Scooter x Xolo (cheesecakeskateboard)

Trisha x Sarge D Fan (onionluau) [they seem like a similar age range both being 15 maybe?]

Rita x Steven (burgerfizz)

Ripley x Peggy (detectivecowboy)

Perri x Mousse (chocobirds) [Mousse needs someone he's so lonely]

Olivia x Hope (no ship name yet)

Ember x Janana (flamebananas)

Gino Romano x Julep (no ship name yet either)

8/10- i like this one...i feel like marty would constantly post him and her on his social like a flex or smth ( like 'YOOOO LOOK WHO I PULLED' in the captions lmao) , either that or challenge her to random arm wrestling matches in public (and lose terribly)

8/10- cutee! i can see sienna buying cute sweaters for maggie when the weather's cold...sharing cocoa and goofy autumn stuff like that

5/10- mmmmm, don't really rock with this one bc xolo seems like an adult to me, but they could be, acquaintances

4. 2/10- nope. sorry. i never liked sarge fan 💀 and Trishna seems like the type to bully sarge anyhow, but if it really came down to it, she has a sliver of respect for him bc she's cool with radlynn

5. 10/10- I'm sold on this one! I feel like steven would flirt with her constantly and rita would brush it off but secretly love every time he walked into the burgeria (and want to pet his hair)

6. 10/10- This would be awesome! They share the same energy IMO and would be so cute together!

7. 8/10- huh, never considered these two but i can see it. perri would definitely be the one to push mousse out of his comfort zone and mousse would be the one to get her those 75 dollar chocolate boxes on valentine's day

8. 10/10- honestly olivia works with pretty much anyone bc she rocks.. and hope is just a sweetheart in general soo

9. 6/10- these two would be really good friends, but not a couple per se.

10. 1000/10- they'd be ADORABLE together, i can see gino helping her at her shop, but definitely wouldn't be the gardening type 😅

[gourmetweeddogs]

I got some ships because I've seen you ranking them for others. You don't have to do these if you don't want, a lot of them are kinda crackships

Robby x Allan

Chuck x Taylor

Cooper x James

Whippa x Scooter

Mousse x Treble

Prudence x Peggy

Hacky Zak x Ember

Utah x Gremmie

can i just say first THAT I LOVE YOUR USERNAME

also, I will rank these (and add a little headcanon) bc the only people I leave hanging are (13 year old roblox players) my parole officers

10/10- i won't lie 3 months ago if you asked me this i'd be like who? but now after seeing so many fanfics/fanart/hc I'm like YES. They would be so good together, and I can see allan yanking robby's bandana off his head when he's pissed at him lmfao

7/10- This one's ok, but my man taylor is already taken in my book, HOWEVER, considering the fact that they're roommates and that chuck rlly likes fruity things, I wouldn't mind if they were together, especially if it meant that taylor got to kick chuck's ass in Mario party whenever he wanted

10000/10- Yes. Just yes. I never understood the hype over cooper when I was younger but now I'm like YES bc he's such a cutie, and james would be such a good boyfriend bc he's just a great person in general yk?

5/10- mehhhh I don't see them being each other's type, but it would be really cool if whippa secretly knew how to skateboard and scooter gave her night lessons or smth..

8/10- this one would be really cute, and plus I hc that mousse/whippa would spoil the shit out of their partners over yk taking them out on dates so treble would have all this stuff but would be the one to cuddle their man at night..

1000000/10 OOOH YESs!1 THEY WOULD BE SO FUCKING ADORABLE! Prudence would take peggy shopping all the time and peggy would call her names like "darlin'" or "sugar pie" OMG

10/10- like olivia, ember works with anyone bc she's just a legend, but her and hacky zak? hell yes (and if you've seen the r34?)

7/10- this one is cute, but I see them more as besties rather than a couple (and I can totally see nevada not approving of gremmie) and would go surfing all the time with chuck and the gang yk?

thanks again for sending me these, i really like ranking and making hc's for them (plus you guys have really good ones)

i'm also considering doing separate hc canons for specific characters? idk....

anyways i gotta make sure my cats are fed (metaphorically) so

sucking at more than my schoolwork.

-YourLocalHimbo

P.S.: also, if you wanna do me a favor, go check out my bestie @earthdragon360. she doesn't have much rn, but i'd really appreciate if you support her, she's the one who got me into the flipverse, and she's a really great hooman in general <3

[gourmetweeddogs]

Ships round 4, clover edition because she's currently the only single member of Scarlett and the shakers (Scarlett n Rudy are a couple and Marty is with Cori lol)

Clover x Xolo (greenx) (both young adults)

Clover x Hacky Zak (greenmango)

Clover x Brody (artisticdrummer)

Clover x Deano (no ship name)

That's all for rn bc I have a headache lmao

6/10- I'm not entirely sold on this one, but i like the ship name

8/10- This one is cute, I can see zak teaching clover the steel drums too!

10/10- I like this one bc I feel like brody would take her to art festivals that initially bored her a lot, but she's would slowly get into art (plus I hc that she's actually an awesome artist and designs the Shaker's tour posters)

7/10-nice, i saw them as friends first, but then i thought about how cute it would be if they had a little date at the pastaria and they made fun of Marty the entire time.

Thanks again saph! You and everone else can send me as much as you want, pretty much whenever bc I need to distract myself from bullying little kids on movie star planet (fun fact: i have 2 banned accounts as of this year lmao)

Staying zesty as hell,

-Vex