#dad!kuroo

[sassycheesecake]

Your seven-year-old son Haruto is currently watching 'Bluey' on the carpet in the living room, eating his Lucky Charms cereal, when both you and Tetsurō walk into the living room.

"Bud, put the TV on mute, we need to talk about something." Tetsurō crosses his arms and you stand next to him with a smile on your face.

Haruto frowns and puts his unfinished bowl down, looking at you and your husband.

"Am I in trouble?" The little ravenette asks, looking a little bit scared that he did something wrong.

"You’re not in trouble, Haruto. Your mum and I wanted to… deliver some news." Tetsurō tries to comfort him but it only makes the little ravenette feel worse.

"Okay?…" You can see that your son pales a little bit and you’re scared he’s going to throw up on the carpet on how nervous he looks.

You crouch down to his level, your smile comforting his uneasiness a little bit.

"You’re going to be a big brother Haruto. We're having a baby." Your gentle voice calms him down a little bit more and Haruto understands and begins to frown.

"But I don’t want a sibling."

Kuroo sighs and scratches the side of his neck, looking at you for help.

You gave your husband an annoyed look before looking at your son again with a smile.

"Haru, I know this change may be scary but I am sure that you will be as excited as me and daddy when we welcome your little sibling into the world." You ruffle his black messy hair and when your posture is straight again, Haruto can see a very little bump on the lower part of your stomach. He actually thought that maybe you ate a little bit too much of food from last week but since you’re about to change, the little ravenette feels like his world is going to change as well. And not in a good way.

You and Kuroo leave the room and Haruto tries to focus on his show again, but the thought of having to share everything with another kid in the household is making his stomach twist with jealousy.

The next morning after you left for your ultrasound appointment, Kuroo stays behind to watch your son while also having to work from home.

Haruto walks over to see his dad at the kitchen table, working as it seems.

He holds his penguin plushie close to his chest when he starts talking to his father.

"Dad?" Haruto looks at his father, who is typing a lot down on his laptop with a concentrated face.

"Hm?" Tetsurō keeps his face focused on his laptop, writing something down on his notepad that lays next to it.

"When does my new brother arrive?" Haruto asks curiously.

"Well, we don’t know yet and we don’t know if you get a brother or a sister."

"Why not? I thought you said I will have a sibling?" Haruto‘s face scrunches up a bit.

"I know. But it’s too early for that to know, buddy. Mum has to grow your sibling and until her stomach gets a little bit bigger, we don’t know for sure yet if it’s going to be a girl or a boy." Tetsurō looks at his son from his peripheral vision, seeing that his son's face angers up a bit.

"I don’t want a sister."

"Well, mum can’t influence that either. Why are you against having a sibling anyway? Mum and Dad thought you would be happy about the news."

Haruto looks down at his bare feet, losing the grip on his plushie.

"A brother or sister would mean I have to share my room, my food and you and mommy." Haruto mutters in shame, a hint of hurt and sadness mixed in his words.

Kuroo sighs, turning around so he fully faces his son.

"I know that change can be scary, Haru. But I promise you, once your sibling arrives, you’re going to be happy to have one. Think about uncle Bo, he has four kids. All of them are happy that they have each other." Kuroo says with a little smile.

"But they fight over food and their toys sometimes." Haruto explains while looking up at his father.

"I know but even mum and I fight sometimes. It’s normal to fight with someone sometimes. It would NOT be normal if they never fight or if they fight all the time. When I was your age, my mum, your grandma, and my dad would fight all the time. In the end, it was just me and your grandma. Your dad only had uncle Kenma as a friend in the beginning and back then, I would have done anything to have a sister or a brother."

Haruto looks at his father with a sad expression, tears starting to collect in his eyes as he runs to his father and hugs his legs very tightly.

Kuroo is quite shocked by the action but chuckles heartily as he cards his fingers through Haruto's hair, comforting him.

Haruto calms down and accepts the fact that he will be a big brother.

Over the next few months, Haruto watches the change in his mother, physically and emotionally.

Your stomach begins to grow more and you cry over the silliest things. (At least in Tetsurō‘s opinion)

You cried a full hour because a butterfly hit your windshield, your husband brought you your favorite flowers and you felt nauseous after smelling them, causing you to feel bad because you can’t enjoy them, saying that Tetsurō wasted his money. You’re eating the weirdest and most disgusting food combinations, sometimes having corn dogs and dipping them in Joghurt or other times especially in the mornings, you eat hot flaming Cheetos with mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Right now, Haruto looks in concern with his hazel eyes at you, as you are eating vanilla ice cream with tuna chunks in it.

"Mum, why can you have ice cream for breakfast and I can’t?" Haruto pouts.

Kuroo snorts behind the rim of his coffee mug.

"You’re not concerned about the tuna in the ice cream?" He chuckles as he looks between you and his son.

You continue to savor the food in your mouth when you shot your husband a nasty glare for that comment.

It makes Kuroo gulp in nervousness.

"I am craving this. Now be quiet and let me enjoy my food, Tetsū." You snap at him.

"Yes, ma'am." Kuroo replies with a shaky voice.

Haruto glances between the two of you and giggles at the exchange between his parents.

Exactly four months later, Haruto is sitting in front of the entrance door, anxiously waiting for his parents to come back.

Kenma is watching him, since your water broke in the middle of last night, having to go to the hospital for delivering Haruto's baby sister.

Currently, the dyed blonde is gaming on his Nintendo switch when he looks over at his godchild. Haruto is sitting in front of the door like a dog waiting for its owner to get home. He looks incredibly worried and rightfully so, since last night was pretty hectic and you looked in so much pain that all Haruto wanted to do was comfort you.

Before Haruto knew it though, his father called Kenma in a panic and not even twenty minutes later, the pro gamer showed up at their doorstep. He was never that fast at their house.

With a last quick goodbye, you and Kuroo were out the door and it’s already been over 15 hours.

Haruto did not like this one bit.

You were in pain and it was caused by his stupid sibling that he was actually excited for.

Kenma is very tired after being woken up by the former Middle Blocker at 1 am last night but still, he needed to watch Kuroo’s son.

Nekoma's former Setter is looking at him for a few more minutes until he decides that they should do something, to get Haruto’s mind off a bit.

"Hey little gremlin, want to watch some SpongeBob?" He offers.

Haruto looks at Kenma and gets up from his sitting position to join the former Setter on the couch.

During an episode, Kenma's phone vibrates with a message from the roosterhead.

'Lost count of how many times (Y/N) has threatened to kill me. Bones in my right hand are crushed to death. Say hi to Himari Kuroo. How is Haru?'

A picture follows underneath the text message.

It’s a picture of a newborn in a soft pink cat beanie and it’s swaddled up in a white blanket with cartoon kittens all over them, appearing to be sleeping.

Kenma smiles at the picture, happy that everything went well despite the long labor that you had to go through.

'He is fine. He keeps staring at the door like a little dog, waiting for its owners to get back.' How is (Y/N)? The blonde texts back.

‘She’s good, exhausted af. She’s been sleeping and eating mochis for the most part. Really missing Haru as well.'

'How about I drive Haru to you? That way he can see you and (Y/N) and (Y/N) can see Haru again.' Kenma offers.

'👍🏻😌'

Kenma turns to the little ravenette and sees that he is looking down at his penguin plushie with a sorrow expression.

"Come on little gremlin, let’s go see your parents and your little sister."

Haruto's face snaps up to his godfather and he smiles excitedly.

The two of them are driving to the hospital where you delivered and Haruto keeps swinging his short legs back and forth, excited to see his mama and his papa again.

When Kenma and Haruto walk through the doors of the hospital, people are gushing over the two of them, causing Kenma to feel slightly uncomfortable because they think Haruto is Kenma’s son.

When they reach the labor and delivery unit, Kenma asks for your name and the nurse at the front desk leads them to the room you’re staying in.

Haruto is too hyper to contain his excitement and runs to the room, almost slamming it open.

The sudden opening of the door startles you and Kuroo but quickly changes to happiness to seeing your son.

"Mama!" Haruto climbs on the bed towards you and your raging hormones are making you cry when you finally have your boy back in your arms.

"Haru, be careful! Mum had surgery done on her stomach!" Kuroo scolds his son and tries to pull him off of you.

"It’s okay, Tetsu. He just missed us." You soothe your husband while caressing the little ravenette’s head and back.

Kuroo joins your side on the bed, wrapping his arms around you and his son, feeling at peace.

Kenma watches the scene with a fond look before deciding to give the three of you a little privacy.

Remembering why he came here in the first place, Haruto wiggles out of his mother’s embrace and sees that your stomach has shrunk down.

"Where’s my baby brother?" He asks in curiosity.

"You have a sister, Haru. Her name is Himari and she is currently with the nurses, she needed to be weighed." You explain to him, brushing the messy strands back.

Just as he was about to reply to you, the nurse walks in with Himari and Haruto sits up straight to be able to see his sister.

He scooches back a bit into the arms of his father and watches intensely as a little bundle of wrapped blankets is handed back carefully to you.

"You want to say hi to your little sister?" You whisper in a gentle tone, unwrapping some of the blankets so your son can see his little sister better.

"She looks like a mochi." His amber eyes shine in excitement.

"She does. Make sure you protect your little mochi, okay Haru? She depends on her big brother."

Haruto nods enthusiastically and carefully touches her face and giggles a bit at her scrunched up face.

Later on, Haruto is knocked out from being up for so long and is sleeping soundly against his father while you feed Himari.

"Tetsu, you’re staring." You say while breastfeeding your newborn, not taking your eyes off of Himari.

"Sorry, kitten. Can’t help myself." Kuroo smirks in mischief as he continues to look at you with love and affection while Haru is sleeping soundly against his chest.

Kuroo can’t describe the words how happy he is to have a family with you. He hopes that in the future, Haruto and Himari will grow up close and maybe if he plays his cards right, have another bundle of joy with you in the future.

[tetsuswaifu]

Hey!!

Can you please write a one shot about husband!dad!kuroo with twin boys and pregnant!wife!reader.

Have a great day/night~

Game Night with the Family

word count: 781

a/n: omg heyyy ! we all know kuroo would be the ultimate dad, i picture him being so active in the kids lives and driving the minivan to games or whatever else the kids are into, like fully involved in the role and loving every second of it, and him being the sweetest husband to you as well. when your pregnant hes even more "please let me get it for you princess" typa shit, he meets every good expectation imo. thanks again for the request and i hope you also have a great day/night love ! 🫶🏼

likes, reblogs, and replies are always appreciated, thank you for taking the time to read my work :)

The cozy living room was filled with the sound of cheerful chatter and the clatter of game pieces. It was family night, and the boys had decided that board games would be the activity. Ren and Leo, your six-year-old twin boys, were seated on the carpet, eagerly setting up the board game. Kuroo Tetsurō, ever the doting father, was busy organizing the game cards next to you on the couch, while you, his radiant pregnant wife, watched with a loving smile on your face.

"Daddy, are we going to play now?" Ren asked, his brown eyes wide with anticipation.

"Yeah, we're ready!" Leo added, bouncing with excitement.

Kuroo grinned at your boys, ruffling each of their hair. "Almost, guys. Just let me shuffle these cards, and we'll get started."

You chuckled, resting a hand on your belly. "You two are so excited. I wonder who's going to win?"

They both raised their arms and exclaimed, "I'm gonna win!" in unison. You and Kuroo both softly laughed at their eagerness.

Kuroo finished shuffling the cards and handed each boy a stack. "Alright, let's see who's the master of this game."

The boys scooted closer to the coffee table, ready to beat each other at the game. Kuroo's hand naturally found your thigh, giving it a few gentle squeezes. "How are you feeling, love?" he asked, his voice softening. His hazel eyes met yours, always full of endearment when he looked at you.

"Good," you replied, leaning in to give him a short kiss. "The baby's been active today."

Kuroo's eyes sparkled with affection. "Our little one's going to be a bundle of energy, just like their brothers."

As they started the game, the room filled with laughter and playful banter. Ren and Leo were fiercely competitive, but Kuroo and you always made sure to keep the atmosphere light and fun. Whenever it was the boys' turn, your husband would sneak a kiss on your cheek, making you giggle in response. He was so affectionate towards you, always making you feel loved and appreciated.

"You're distracting me," you teased, playfully leaning into him.

"Can't help it," he replied with a mischievous grin. "You're just too cute, my love."

Ren and Leo both said, "Ewwww!" in response but continued focusing on the game. They equally wanted to outdo their parents.

After a few rounds, you excused yourself to get some snacks from the kitchen. Kuroo followed you, wrapping his arms around you as you reached for the chips.

“Need any help, sexy?” he whispered in your ear, pressing a kiss to your neck.

You laughed, leaning back into him. “I think I can manage, but I do appreciate the offer,” you said, turning around to peck him on the lips.

Your husband couldn’t resist giving you a playful smack on the butt. “Just making sure you know how irresistible you are.”

“Tetsu!” you scolded lightly, barely holding in your smile. "You're impossible."

"And you love it," he winked at you, turning you around to kiss you properly. "I'm just so lucky to have you."

You both returned to the living room with snacks in hand, and the boys cheered at the sight of treats. The game resumed as you all began munching on the various snacks, the atmosphere filled with warmth and joy.

As the game night drew to a close, Ren and Leo were declared the winners, much to their delight. They celebrated by jumping up and down, high-fiving each other, then you and Tetsu.

"Good job, guys," Kuroo said, lifting each boy for a hug. "You beat us fair and square."

"We're the best!" Leo proclaimed, grinning from ear to ear.

You laughed, ruffling his hair. "You boys did great. Now, how about we wind down with a story before bed?"

Ren and Leo nodded eagerly, and the family moved to the couch. Kuroo picked out a storybook, settling between his sons while you leaned against him, your head resting on his shoulder. As he read, his deep voice brought the characters to life, mesmerizing the twins.

The boys fell asleep quickly, resulting in the story being cut short. Kuroo carried them to their room, tucking them in with gentle kisses to their foreheads.

"Goodnight, Ren. Goodnight, Leo," he whispered. "Sweet dreams."

Returning to the living room, Kuroo found you waiting for him, your eyes filled with love. He sat beside you, pulling you into his arms.

"Tonight was perfect," you said softly, looking into his eyes.

"Every night with you is perfect," he replied, kissing you tenderly. "I can't wait for the baby to be part of this."

You embraced him in response, your family's future shining bright with endless possibilities.

[way-too-addicted-to-anime]

Genuinely hope I have friends close enough to be referred to as my children's uncles and aunts someday. It's so cuteeeee

Also it's okay Hanako, I too, am whipped for Kenma

Kuroo Tetsuro was put on this earth to have children.

Before your little twins were even a thought, he’d look longingly at young couples with kids, watching with the most dazed expression. He was always the first to smile at infants, wave at toddlers, and if the accompanying parents seemed to welcome his affections, he’d ask the young children questions.

So, the gods blessed him with twins. And 9 times out of 10, he’s the most thorough father you’ve ever known, and he’s so quick to know which child needs what, when, and why.

Right now, however, is the 1 out of 10. And it’s funny.

“There’s a tiny human at the end of our bed,” he whispers against your head, the raspiness of his voice rumbling against your temple.

“I sincerely hope you mean one of our children.”

Your joke makes Tetsuro laugh, slowly sitting up to peek at the cutest intruder in your doorway.

“Good morning, baby,” he mumbles, thick fingers pressing into his eyes to rub the sleep from them. You smile at your daughter at the foot of your bed, sleepily gazing at your little girl. “How’d you sleep?”

“Good, dadda,” she mumbles around her pacifier.

“Yeah? Where’s your sister?”

“Sleepin’.”

“She’s still sleeping?” He says, yawning softly, an arm wrapping around you to pull you closer. “How come you’re not still sleeping?”

“Bluey!” She squeals excitedly, pointing at the tv in your room.

This, has your husband’s eyes furrowing. His body shifts slightly, and his eyes dart to span over her tiny frame.

“You want to watch Bluey?” He asks, and you cock your brow up at him in confusion for his confusion.

“Uh-huh!” She crawls onto the foot of your bed with a finger extended to the big screen, “Bluey, please?”

“What’s wrong?” You whisper, grabbing the remote and clicking the tv so your tiny child is occupied.

Tetsuro leans over, pulling you close, enough to where his warm breath spans over your face.

“I don’t know which one that is,” he whispers, and you let out a soft snort.

“You really don’t know?”

“I know Hanako likes Bluey, but Hanae’s favorite pair of pj’s is the one that’s being worn right now.”

Your eyes flick back down to the figure at the bottom of your bed, who indeed, is wearing Hanae’s favorite green pajamas (Hanako’s are yellow), but is watching Bluey like no one’s business (Hanae immensely prefers paw patrol).

And in his defense… they are twins.

Looking the same is kind of what they do.

“What about her eyes?” You whisper back. Hanae has eyes like her fathers, while Hanako’s are more akin to yours.

“Couldn’t get a good look, it’s too early!”

“Pacifier color?”

“Baby they switch those regularly, you know better than to ask.”

Chewing on your lip, your eyes shift over your child’s excited eyes watching the tv. It’s true, if they weren’t identical enough, now they have to go and switch the few things that make them different.

“Who are you?” Tetsuro asks to no one, though it does make you giggle.

Then, you smile and slowly sit up, patting your husband’s chest lovingly. “Hey stinky,” you call, and you watch her messy black hair swish as she turns to face you. “Who do you like to hang out with more, uncle ken or uncle ko?”

The tiny human beams around the pacifier in her mouth, “uncle ko! ‘Cause he plays pirates with me in ‘da pool!”

You and tetsuro look at each other and grin.

Hanae.

Hanako was absolutely whipped for her uncle kenma.

“We should see him soon, shouldn’t we?” You ask, watching as Hanae bounces excitedly.

Tetsuro rolls his eyes as he sits up, “not before we see uncle Kenma, he’s already pouty that you like uncle Koutaro more, and I gotta hear about it.”

“Of course she likes him more,” you tease, slipping out of bed to start the day. “Hanae is practically attached to Koutarou’s leg; she told us she was going to marry him one day, remember?

“Gonna marry Uncle Kou one day!” Hanae chirps. “N’ Hanako’s gonna marry Uncle Kenma, ‘nd we’re all gonna marry Uncle Kei, and-“

“Do not do this to me so early,” Tetsuro groans, patting the bed for the little girl to snuggle with him. She does, with a happy little noise and a quick scurry close to him, and you can only watch with a smile as they watch Bluey together in the rays of the sun before shuffling off to make breakfast.

[lowkeyremi]

Inspired by this person’s little sister 🥺 she’s so cute.

“Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah!” You hear coming from the bathroom where Kuroo is currently bathing your three year old daughter.

Kuroo snorts at the imitation of his laugh; you can’t help but giggle quietly from where you’re sitting on the bed reading a book.

“Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah! Dada says ‘Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah!’” Bath water splashes ensue shortly after that.

“Oh, you think you’re funny, huh? Imitating my laugh?” You knew what was coming next. Your daughter is really sassy (you blame Kuroo for spoiling her). So, she’s quick to argue back with her father. She even takes these “arguments” seriously, though Kuroo is only teasing her.

“Yeah! Dada got a funky laugh.” Her own cute little laugh meets your ears and you can’t help but smile.

“Funky? Do you mean funny?” He asks in confusion. She couldn’t mean ‘funky’ right? Where would she even learn that or the meaning of that word?

“No! Not funny. Funky!” You bring your book up to your face to hide the laughter seeping from your lips. Oh boy, little does Kuroo know you taught your daughter that word one day after using it, and she wanted to know the meaning of it.

“And what does ‘funky’ even mean, hm?”

“Mama said it means something not normal.” She splashed around some more in the water.

“YOU THINK MY LAUGH ISN’T NORMAL?” You can’t even contain it anymore; laughter bursts from your chest.

“Dada, I think you need to go to the doctors.” Your daughter says in the most serious voice ever.

“For?” Kuroo unplugs the bath water and grabs her pink, Barbie towel.

“For your laugh! It’s funky.” Another round of laughter leaves your body. You can practically feel your husband roll his eyes.

It makes it so much funnier that she’s serious too.

“Baby girl, I promise my laugh is normal. Maybe a little weird, but not something to go to the doctors for.” He holds the towel out for her. She quickly snuggles into it, and proceeds to complain about the cold air nipping at her skin.

A few seconds later you see a little body run out of the bathroom.

“Mama, do you think Dada laughs weird?” Your three year old struggles her way up your bed.

“Hmmm, not really, not anymore at least. I think it’s special. Unique to Dada.” Kuroo smiles, he’s leaned up against the doorframe of the bathroom.

“Wa-ah-ah-ah-ah!” She says with a little giggle and kick of her feet.

You give her a little kiss on the forehead. “Go get your pajamas, baby. Do you need help putting them on?”

“No! I’m a big girl!” Your little girl slips away from your bed, her tiny little feet padding against the hardwood floor.

As soon as she’s out of sight, Kuroo walks up to you, “My laugh does not sound like ‘wa-ah-ah-ah-ah.’” A lopsided grin covering his face.

“Eh, it kinda does. You can’t tell me it’s not cute how she imitates your laugh.”

He sighs quietly, “So darn cute, I can’t stand her.”

[swtnjk]

helloooo can u pls do kuroo x reader where both of them decided to try again for a baby after years mayb 2 of failed pregs? thank uuu (mayb it worked this time)

i loved LOVED! writing this. i lowkey blended this with bf things kuroo… sooo lmk if you want dad kuroo things

the soft hum of your dryer was the only sound in you and kuroo’s quiet apartment. warm laundry in your lap and the hard ache in your chest.

two whole years of trying. two years of a heartbreak. every negative test felt like a punch in the gut. was it karma? maybe it’s the universe telling you that you’re gonna be a bad mom.

but kuroo never stopped holding your hand. he came in the living room with a lazy grin and his silly bed head. “hey,” he said, sitting beside you. “foldin’ clothes without me? bold.”

you smiled softly, not really looking up. “you were napping.”

he snorted, nudging your shoulder. “so… i was thinking—“

“careful.”

“rude,” he laughed. then his voice quiets down, “i wanna try again… if you’re okay with it. i know it’s been hard, baby. but i don’t wanna give up on this.”

you finally look up at him. his tired but hopefully glint in his eyes, the way his hand is already reaching for you like muscle memory.

your throat tightened, “… yeah. we-we can try again.”

kuroo runs into the room after your loud scream. you stared at the test in your shaking hands. positive.

two lines. two!

“did you just scream or was that imagination?” he says. you looked at him, holding up the test. he holds your wrist to keep the shaking still.

he blinked, “what— that’s— holy! you’re—?!” he was speechless. you nodded, tears falling down.

kuroo dropped to his knees in front of you, hands on your belly like it was made of glass. “are you real? is this happening?”

you laughed and cried at the same time. “i think it is.”

he kissed your stomach, then your lips, then hugged you so tight you could barely breathe. “we’re really doing it. finally.”

you couldn’t stop staring at the ultrasound photo. a tiny blur, a heartbeat barely the size of a nut but it was real. after all the tears, the whispered reassurances that felt more like prayers, it was finally happening.

kuroo had printed six copies of the scan, just in case. one for the fridge, one for his wallet, one for his office, and the rest “emergency backups,” he said with a proud grin.

“you’re going to wear that smile into the ground,” you teased one morning, catching him staring at you while brushing his teeth.

he turned, toothbrush dangling from his mouth. “can’t help it. you’ve never looked more glowy.” you gave him a look. “i’m in your old volleyball hoodie and socks that don’t match.”

“exactly,” he spit into the sink. “volleyball hoodie? that’s peak fertility fashion, babe.” you snorted so hard you nearly choked on your orange juice.

kuroo threw himself into building the nursery like it was a final project and you were the judge. he measured everything twice, made spreadsheets for crib safety ratings, and debated paint swatches.

“i think we should go with the pastel yellow,” he said one night, holding up two nearly identical samples. “it’s cheerful. gender-neutral. and doesn’t look like a banana threw up.”

you rolled your eyes, “you know i trust you, right?”

kuroo paused. his gaze softened, “yeah. but i want you to love it. i want everything to be perfect for you. for them.”

you kiss his cheek, “it already is.”

kuroo held your baby girl like he was holding the universe. he was.

you watched through exhausted, teary eyes as he rocked them slowly, whispering something only they could hear.

then he looked at you, eyes glistening. “you did it,” he said hoarsely. “we did it. she’s here.”

he leaned down, kissed your forehead, then kissed the baby’s. and in that moment, with thunder rumbling in the distance and your family finally whole, you knew..

it was all worth it.

[allthatjazz416]

Haikyuu Fluff!

Scene: haikyuu captains as girl dads. We all love a girl dad. characters: daichi, kuroo, bokuto, ushijima, futakuchi, kita, oikawa Tags: (Attempt on) gender neutral reader! Fluff! Sorry for any mistakes, English isn't my first language. Also, opened on taking request! divider crdts: @/diviniyae

❀ - Daichi

Daichi Sawamura is the gold standard of girl dads. He’s got a system—color-coded chore charts, emergency hair ties in the car, band-aids with little bears on them in his wallet at all times. He reads bedtime stories with full voice acting and different accents for every character. His daughter has him so whipped—if she so much as sniffles, he’s halfway to the store for a new stuffed animal or gameboy. But he’s also the protective and a strict dad who gives them lectures like, "We use kind words, D/N. Do you know what 'respect' means?" He also tears up every time she calls him "daddy" in a soft voice. Every. Time.

❀ - Kuroo

Kuroo Tetsuro’s daughter is a tiny agent of chaos and he lives for it. He’s that dad who hypes her up at sports day like it’s the Olympics. "THAT’S MY KID. LOOK AT THAT FORM." He teaches her science experiments that end with baking soda volcanoes all over the kitchen, and he laughs when his partner threatens to ban them both. He lets her draw on his arms with markers and calls it "body art," then forgets and shows up to a work meeting with a rainbow kitten on his forearm. The two of them make sarcastic jokes like they’re a comedy duo—he taught her the phrase "get wrecked" and now she uses it on everyone. Once he joked that he would give her to the butchers in the market, and started pushing towards the cart there. She screamed "NOOO" so loud, you could hear them all the way from the other side of the market.

❀ - Bokuto

Bokuto Koutarou is, no surprise, the most dramatic girl dad to exist. He sobbed when his daughter lost her first tooth. "SHE'S GROWING UP SO FASTT". If shes into dress up, she has him playing dress-up every weekend, and not like "fun participation"—no. He commits. Full fairy wings, sparkly lipstick, and a wand. He takes her to the park and teaches her how to climb trees and cartwheel, and yells "SHE’S A NATURAL ATHLETE!!!" like a coach discovering a prodigy. She always wants to play tag and he always lets her win. They call each other “Captain Bo” and “Lieutenant Starlight.” He gives her piggyback rides through the grocery store and she’s the loudest kid in the place, laughing like a gremlin, and he’s proud of it. He would give the world for his little girl.

❀ - Ushijima (MY MAN)

Ushijima Wakatoshi is deeply, profoundly serious about being a good father. He treats everything his daughter says with deep contemplation, even when it’s, "Daddy, I think clouds are cotton candy and the moon is a marshmallow." He nods. "Interesting theory." He waters plants with her in the morning and packs her lunch with perfect nutritional balance. When she asked for a unicorn sandwich cutter, he researched the best one and bought three. He’s also quietly terrifying at parent-teacher conferences. The teacher says, "She talks a little too much during quiet time," and Ushijima just blinks and says, "Is that a problem?" She rides on his shoulders during walks and tells people, "My dad is the strongest man in the world!" And he never corrects her.

❀ - Futakuchi

Futakuchi Kenji is the "I’m not like other dads, I’m a cool dad" dad. He wears sneakers with paint on them and lets his daughter wear mismatched socks if she wants to. He gets in trouble constantly for “bad influence” behavior like teaching her how to roll her eyes or helping her prank her mom/dad. He swears he’s not sentimental, but he keeps all her drawings in a shoebox under his bed. PTA moms are scared of him. His daughter thinks he’s the coolest human alive and tells all her friends he can skateboard (he cannot. he fell once and limped for a week).

❀ - Kita

Kita Shinsuke is calm. So calm. He raises the most well-mannered, peaceful little girl you’ve ever met. They make rice balls together and she says things like, “Thank you for this blessing, Daddy.” She’s five. But Kita is also so soft with her—he braids her hair every morning and carries her favorite plush fox around like it’s a sacred artifact. She brings him tiny flowers from the garden and he presses them in books. Rocks with drawn on faces? It's by his bedside table. When she has nightmares, he walks around the room gently explaining how the shadows are just reflections and tells her, “You are always safe with me.” She believes him. We all believe him.

❀ - Oikawa

Oikawa Tooru is the girl dad who lives for father-daughter selfies. He has a clear phone case with their selfie behind it. He calls her "his universe" and she calls him "Papa" so soft, in a way that makes you want to cry. They have matching outfits for holidays. Matching pajamas for sleepovers. He dances for school events, those daddy-daughter dances. But he’s also the kind of dad who stays up making flashcards for her spelling tests, leaves love notes in her lunchbox, and tucks her in with forehead kisses every night. She owns his heart completely—and he’s not even trying to hide it.

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[neeeooon]

Hii!! Could you do like headcannons for time-skip or dad Kenma, osamu, suna or anyone else you want??? 😋 it’s okie if not cuz I’m sure your bashed with requests but thank you for your time <3

YES YESSS TYSMMM can you tell i love dad!characters 🤩

when they’re dads

dad!hq headcanons. fluff, crack. reader referred to as mom

kozume kenma

-> scared of his kids (not really) (but really)

-> he doesn’t know how, but they’re so energetic. when kenma offered to teach them how to play video games, they dragged him to the park instead so he could push them on the swings

-> cannot say no to them. like ever. is convinced his heart is going to give out before 40

-> “dad, dad! can we bake a cake for mommy?” “for mommy, or for you?” “…. cake!!!!” “ok 😔”

miya osamu

-> yk that one chris hemsworth meme?? where he hugs his daughter and covers her with a towel at the beach to keep her warm?? that’s him

-> he can be strict, but it’s all from a place of love. like that time he yelled at his son for running across the street without looking both ways, or when he makes his kids eat their vegetables

-> still, his kids will always cuddle up on/next to him during movie nights, and he’s the one who carries them all to bed

-> makes sure they’re tucked in before kissing and telling them he loves them, even when they’re fast asleep <3

miya atsumu

-> the chris hemsworth meme with him and his son (where he has his son by the foot over the water) THATS atsumu

-> always dragging them along on road trips, camping trips, trips to the aquarium or museum, just doing things to keep them busy and engaged

-> the golden retriever family!!!!! you and atsumu give in to your kids begging and get the dog, but atsumu is the one up at 5 am walking it, playing with it, feeding it.. and then your kids get sad when it only wants to listen to daddy

-> “jackal doesn’t like us :(“ “that’s not true! tell jackal to sit.” the kids tell jackal to sit with tears in their eyes. atsumu is behind them making sitting gestures that the dog follows. “jackal loves us! he loves us!”

kuroo tetsuro

-> girl dad. 100000% a girl dad

-> spends most of his time at home in a tutu with clips, bows, or plastic gem-covered tiaras in his hair. if he doesn’t greet you when you come home from work, 9/10 times he’s in your daughter’s room serving her and her dolls invisible tea or pink lemonade

-> “daddy, stop! you overfilled princess periwinkle’s pink pomegranate paloma [a cocktail]!” “… wait, huh?”

-> your kids sleep in bed between you and kuroo, typically beneath your arms since the only way you can cuddle is through holding hands over them :’)

suna rintaro

-> also a test subject (like kuroo)

-> his kids love cooking for him, doing crafts with him, putting makeup on and dressing him. it doesn’t really matter what, they just enjoy spending time with him

-> suna loves his kids, truly, he does, but he can get easily burned out. typically by noon, he’s dozing off on a chair too-small as his kids cover him in stickers

-> “daddy?” “hmm.” “are you dead?” “hmm.” “… can i have your room?” “!”

[noirflms]

BEING A GIRL DAD — hq men

to them their daughter is their world, to them she is everything. or wherein haikyuu men experience being girl dads.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ HINATA SHOYO !

his little girl is his everything. he’d bring the whole wide world to her feet if he could. he would do anything for this little girl of his. the day she was born brought him nothing but immense pleasure, it was one of the best days of his life; the day that made him grow, the day he realised that there would never be nothing as important as the little one in his arms and you — the love of his life and the mother of his child.

to him, being a girl dad came easy. he had looked after a young girl once, who has now become an outstanding woman in the field of his very own expertise — volleyball. being a father to a daughter came easy to him, he loved her like it was breathing, to him she was the very thing that brought him to life.

he loves his little girl to pieces. for he sits at her tea parties, even wears the crown and play the princess in despair. he lets her paint his nails the colour that mummy’s (your) eyes are, he lets her do his hair the way she wants it to look for her daddy should always look handsome. he adores his little one to death; for she brought him strength, she grounded him to where he belongs.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ MIYA ATSUMU !

twins. you birthed twin girls. it was a miracle, yet there was no doubt they were supposed to be twins, it was the very thing that ran in his family. the day they were born, he wasn’t there and he hates that he was not present to see them be welcomed to the world, but you tell him, their love won’t change one bit for him. the girls are his universe, they mean so much to him, that he might go insane if they aren’t in his sight.

they are daddy’s little girls, they love their father too much. the press kisses to his cheeks when wishing him goodnight, they punch him when he hurts their mommy, they giggle when he turns into the kissy monster for them. he does everything for them; he calls it making it up for when he misses their birth.

he tries his best to be at home, to always be a face engraved in their memory, so they don’t forget him when he leaves for matches and tournaments and return after months. he doesn’t want his little girls to forget who he is. he cries in your arms at night thinking he does so less for the three of you, but only if he knew the girls screamed the loudest whenever their papa came on screen, their faces lit up with the brightest smile whenever they get to talk about him.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ KUROO TETSURO !

he always wanted a little girl. and his wish came true. she looked like you, yet had subtle hints of his features, yet she was so much like you. to him, his daughter was the very thing that breathed life in him, she meant the world to him. he remembers when he first held her, she was too small in his big arms, he couldn’t help but tear up at the sight, as you laughed with tears lingering in your eyes at the scene before you. in the moment he realised he would even go to war for this little soul he helped create.

being a girl dad came with consequences of their own. but he knew, that if he wished to give her the world, he would even take the bullet of circumstances and chaos brought to him. from seeing her take her first steps to seeing her blow the candles of her birthdays, from watching her say ‘dada’, to crying in the morning when he left for work — he wished he could take a leave but he knows you’d scold him so.

to kuroo, his daughter is his life. he gives her all, from the dresses she would only wear just once and throw away, to toys she just had to touch and they will all be brought. but she was his heart more when she touched the volleyball and the glint in his eyes grew, but he knows he would only do whatever she wants, for she was the one ruling his heart now.

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ IWAIZUMI HAJIME !

his daughter was his exact copy. from loving godzilla to calling oikawa — uncle shittykawa. to giving names to people without a second thought behind her eyes. she was exactly like the man you married, it made you wonder if she even had the littlest of your traits. in hajime’s eyes he is proud for he has the strongest girl, his warrior princess as he calls her.

she has your eyes and that is what iwaizumi loves, for he gets to fall in love with the same eyes again and again. and those are also the eyes, that he would never be able to say no to. it takes all in him to begin with ‘no, sweetheart, not this time,’ that gradually turns into, ‘don’t tell your mom i got you this.’ but he forgets he is too loud at whispering within these thin wood walls and you’ll always know.

your daughter is an absolute hero is what you’ve also known. she was four when she had picked up an bug from the garden brought it to you, you almost fainted but kept your cool at the bug being suddenly brought up to your face. it’s funny how much she looks like you to only share traits with her father, and so it makes you wonder, would another little one have your traits of just the same as their father’s?

back and i am better 😝😝

NOIRFLMS 2025 ! all rights reserved - plagiarism is a crime , do not translate my works without permission.

[haikyu-mp4]

Accessory – Kenma x reader wc 1051 – f!reader requested by @bobateagojo for A blast from the past, parenting edition<3

The people at Bouncing Ball Corp. were not used to seeing Kenma, and even less his son, Yukio. So when he walked in wearing a suit, toddler strapped to his chest like an accessory, his secretary wasn’t sure if he should mention it or not.

“Good morning, sir. It’s nice to see you! Both of you!”

“Morning,” Kenma grumbled, frustrated with how Yukio kept pulling on the hair that wasn’t tucked into the half-up hairstyle he lazily made that morning. “What’s the first appointment?”

The young man cleared his throat and looked at his computer screen, clicking around before looking back up. “Kuroo is holding that presentation for the investors on your collaboration.”

“Right. I’ll be late for that.”

“I don’t think he’ll like-“

“He can wait, tell him to stall the investors.”

The secretary made a squeaky sound, nervously tapping his finger on the desk. Minutes before this, he had shown all the investors to the meeting room, and they did not seem like a particularly agreeable bunch. “Are you sure there is nothing I can help you with to get you there on time, sir?”

“I don’t think you want to solve this problem,” Kenma insisted, pointing at the toddler’s lower half.

Just as Kenma said it, the odour of baby poop drifted towards him, making the secretary close his mouth insistently and try not to breathe it in. Instead, he nodded frantically and held two thumbs up, letting Kenma go on towards the elevator up to his office.

“Thank you all for your patience. Due to unforeseen circumstances, I had to bring this little one with me today,” Kenma informed the room full of the additional investors Kuroo had asked (begged on his knees for) Kenma to invite. Using his foot to open the legs of the foldable high chair, he was able to let his shoulders fall for only a second until the closest attendant beckoned him forward for a greeting. “I hope Kuroo was enough to entertain you during my delay.”

After all the formalities were through, Kenma threw his best friend an apologetic look before taking his seat beside Yukio.

Kuroo was a natural at persuasion, and his presentation was faultless. Kenma was thoroughly impressed, but knew the business well enough by now not to be surprised when the guests weren’t in complete agreement with the terms.

“I think you’re overlooking the immense value this will have for the future market,” Kuroo said, insisting as much as he could while still staying polite.

The investors hummed in pretend consideration. “You can’t be sure the monster generation will have the same impact as they had before,” one woman spoke up, at least making a fair argument.

“That’s why I want to keep reminding those who were around in their prime.”

Yukio squealed, making most of the people in the room turn to him, some annoyed. Kenma cleared his throat and stroked a finger across the baby’s chubby cheek. “It’s a pity this project won’t be initiated after I invested so much.” Kenma’s eyes turned to his audience with cat-like precision. “The monster generation is very dear to me.”

Kuroo could only huff in disbelief as the investors slowly came around to the idea, probably terrified of doing anything to insult the youngest CEO in the room.

Baby Kozume happily clapped his hands as Kuroo carried him back to Kenma’s office. “You’re a lucky charm, little guy!” Kuroo praised.

“Congratulations, they seemed pretty convinced,” Kenma mumbled, already engrossed in some documents on his desk while Kuroo sat down in the chair across from him with Yukio in his lap.

“No thanks to you,” Kuroo joked, knowing Kenma had indeed had all the influence in that meeting room.

Kenma only hummed in acknowledgement, eyes moving from the papers to his screen. “Are you staying for lunch?”

Kuroo checked his wrist watch, only for Yukio to coo softly and lean into him, sealing his fate. “I think I can afford a lunch break.”

Kenma spent lunch switching between his own spoon of cereal and Yukio’s spoon of baby food. Every woman who passed by would aww at the sight, making Kenma smile politely and send them along. Kuroo almost felt jealous of Yukio’s powerful charms.

As Kuroo started talking about his home life, Kenma became increasingly unfocused with which spoon he grabbed, resulting in dipping his spoon into the apple puree and then into his own mouth. His brows furrowed while he still looked at Kuroo, before moving his eyes to the spoon, then the bowls. Yukio frowned up at him, like an insulted kitten.

Kuroo stopped talking and made a face watching the scene unfold. “Stealing Yukio’s food?”

“It’s honestly pretty good.”

After Kuroo left, Kenma returned to his office to sign a couple more documents before finally packing up to go home. Yukio had spent the rest of the time clicking away on an iPad, some game where he had to catch the fish as they swam across the screen. Kenma’s heart warmed every time he caught sight of the toddler kicking his legs happily. 

“Should we head out in a minute?” Kenma asked Yukio, who barely looked up to gurgle an answer. “I think so, too. I miss your mom.”

Kenma finally stepped inside his home to the wonderful smell of banana bread. He sniffed the air and hummed in delight, Yukio doing the same.

“Are my hardworking boys home from work?”

Kenma practically floated down the hallway to you, Yukio in his arms and making grabby hands in your direction. “We missed you. Sealed the deal on Kuroo’s project.”

“That’s good!” you cooed, taking the giggling toddler from Kenma so the man could lean his chin on your shoulder and rest his arms around your waist. The three of you spent a while in that position, swaying calmly. “Thank you for bringing Yukio to work today. Hope he wasn’t too much trouble.”

Kenma hummed, reluctantly moving away from you to go change out of his work attire, already pulling the tie off. “Not at all. He’s a young businessman. You’ve seen Boss Baby, you know how it goes.”

You could only laugh at your husband’s jokes, kissing Yukio’s sweet little face until he wouldn’t stop giggling. What a lovely family of cuddly businessmen you have.

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huge credit to @cottonlemonade, who offered up some great ideas, including Kenma accidentally eating the baby food<3 thankyou!

[chronic-claire-universe]

Husband that recognizes that you're pregnant with your second child even before you, because suddenly you're craving that special food you ate only the first time you were pregnant.

Husband that has to calm you down because you're spiralling and seat next to you as he tries to convince you to do the pregnancy test and see if you're having a family addition.

Husband that supports you and look at the pregnancy stick in your place and hugs you as soon as he sees two lines on it.

Husband that reassures, hug you and say he's going to protect you and the baby in your womb just like he did the first time.

Husband that owns scary dog privilege title even more now, because no one will be allowed to say or comment or make you uncomfortable in any way.

Husband that from now on takes care of the house and your first child's homework because you can't lay a finger from now on for 9 months.

Haruchiyo Sanzu, Kakucho Hitto, SATORU GOJO, Rindou Haitani, Ran Haitani, Shuji Hanma, Hajime Kokonoi, SHION MADARAME, Hajime Iwaizumi, Tetsuro Kuroo, KEIGO TAKAMI

[kurooscopy]

BABY TETSU BABY TETSU BABY TETSU BABY TETSU BABY TETSU BABY TETSU

[laelelinae]

please do twin dad!kuroo hcs

Have a good day/night

Twin dad Kuroo HC!

Not proof read!

HUHUHU I LOVE THIS!! GONNA MAKE A LITTLE BONUS!

Working on the rest of your requests soon💞💞

when he first found out your pregnant (you surprised him) he literally flew out from the sofa like IT WAS SO FUNNY

Literally started celebrating and jumping around hugging you,spinning you around 😭

LMFAO PROBABLY TOLD KENMA AND KENMA WAS LIKE “oh so you did the taco and burrito” (ykyk. 😣)

He surely went to pregnancy checkups,did your cravings together,always service you and just comforts you when your sick🫶🏻

But the thing is..he noticed your belly was WAYY bigger then how normal pregnancy bellies

Soo..when one of the checkups..

“Congrats ma’am ,you have twins”

His jaw DROPPED to the GROUND!!

He was literally jumping around like a literal rabbit ,telling everyone.

After knowing is twins instead of one child ,probably went more intense caring about you.

Soo..during the gender reveal party..well iconic,it was a cake

Kenma was holding his laugh in for some reason (docs told Kenma about the gender)

Honestly kuroo didn’t mind any gender in general ,is his and yours kid. He would just love them to death.

And..when you cut the cake..it was pinks AND blue?!

Boy,Kenma laughed like a monkey💀and he said

“Is a boy and a girl”

KUROO FUCKING FLEW OUT OF HAPPINESS ONG.

..okay after months of literal hell,you gave birth and Kuroo was holding his shit in to not cry.

. . . .

After a few years,your kids are 5 years old now!

And the boy surely was more attached to you yet he loves his dad,and the girl surely was attached to Kuroo more

Kuroo has tea parties and dresses up as a princess with your daughter AWWW!😭🫶🏻🫶🏻

He probably plays volleyball with your son,sometimes your daughter if she’s willing to.

Doesn’t have favorite,loves both equally a LOT.

Spoils the kids so much you lecture Kuroo about it

They have their own room with their favorite color (kuroo took HOURS to decorate them and make them good)

Brings the two to get ice cream often😭

Probably brings them to parks and his friends volleyball matches

His friends loves them :) (not the Drake way)

ESPECIALLY HINATA AND KENMA(SURPRISINGLY?!)

Made your kids called Kenma their uncle!! (Lowkey Kenma felt proud)

Honestly didn’t want to watch the kids grow up,he loved them running around the house.

OH YEAH!! The girls first word was papa and the boy was “mama” LMFAO

Always gives the best surprise to your kids,your kids loves your dad and Kuroo loves them too <333

BUTT when they were teenagers !! (13)

The type to say “no girlfriends or boyfriends till your 30”

“Dad,what the hell” THATS ALL HE GOT IN RESPOND

The type to also say “back in my days!!😔”

Whenever your not home,probably eats the most unhealthiest shit ever with them

Probably owns a “best dad ever shirt” AND A FUCKING MUG

The type to make dad jokes 👎

Probably tells his son about his teenage years in secret since his daughter probably does not gaf

Your son is probably more calm and mature but has a silly side and your daughter has a more bold and silly girl in general yk?

Leaves the daughter to you once she hits puberty yk? Girls girls <3

Probably practice volleyball with the two often!

Whenever Kuroo brought some stuff home from groceries and your kids try them and say like “oh ! This js pretty good dad!”

Next day,he buys PACKS of them 💀

When you guys were just all in the living room together he randomly mentioned how hard it was to ask you out on the date

And your daughter went like “of course dad,your a literal loser and mom is a literal goddess”

Your son calmly agreed 💀

He was SO OFFENDED!!

He would still pick them up even when they are in middle school,he sometimes would drive them to school!

Probably might not be the most emotional support father but he tries his best! <3

Literally would beat up that person if they ever make fun of your kid 💀

Goes on morning runs with your son whenever he can

Your kid still love their “uncle” kenma LMFAO

And your so glad kuroo gets along really well with your kids <3

Oh god you just love them 😭

[nishisun]

Love, Kimi Sakusa

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pairing: single!dad sakusa kiyoomi x reader smau

genre: post timeskip! au, fluff, angst, slight smut every now and then, ex to lovers?

Summary: Sakusa Kiyoomi was your everything. You were Sakusa Kiyoomi’s everything as well. You were so madly in love with him, just as he was with you. But when you find out that you’re pregnant, does the way Sakusa think about you change negatively or positively? Well, it changed, negatively. Now you’re a single parent. You both were end game. Or so you had thought. 

NOTE: this was made over 4+ years ago when i was a beginner writer so the writing is pretty much horrible. but im feel nostalgic and this has been sitting for the drafts for years that i thought, why not post? anways pls enjoy my very mediocre attempt at writing. there’s multiple parts so ill post until there are none anymore.

A/N: Hey ya’ll! this is a fatherhood series? I don’t know if that’s what it’s called lol. Just know Sakusa is a father. I hope people like this story! Uncle Kema = Kenma, Uncle Kaashi = Akaashi, and Shima = Tsukishima by the way. this is just how Kimi pronounces their names.

1. Kimi’s Diary

[suckishima]

"Moving"

[spikyiwaizumi]

the staff at the registry office know them by sight. they’ve got their forms pre filled out for them all they have to do is sign and date them with a reason. they have the stupidest reasons cited, such as:

— refused to hang up his jacket on the coat hook and believes that the back of a chair is good enough (yaku insists that it’s faster)

— has been gradually and consistently upping the spiciness of the curry he makes and refuses to admit it (kuroo KNOWS this for a fact. he’s been keeping track of the spice usage)

— insists the yowling of the stray cats that he feeds fighting (or otherwise) outside of his apartment in the middle of the night isn’t so bad (yaku had to get earplugs and they STILL don’t work. kuroo has the luxury of two pillows pressed against his ears)

[misstooru]

OMG!!! look! look! look what I found in instagram!!! this is just so adorable like imagine haikyuu men as girl dads!

POV: haikyuu men came home from work / training / business trip and their little girls came rushing to welcome them 🥺

POV: a day in a life of haikyuu men as dad

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tbh ushijima, iwaizumi, meian, bokuto, kita, kenjirou, and daichi gives so much girl dads energy for me! especially iwaizumi with 3 girls cutiiieeee! 🥺💗😭