#da movie

[hawleywilby]

[cyber-corp]

I think they would play an intense remix of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel but otherwise, yes.

Dreamworks’ Homestuck.

if they made a homestuck movie:

VOICEOVER: it's coming...

*two drum beats*

JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in

VOICEOVER: this summer

*two drum beats*

ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around

VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...

*two drum beats*

JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*

VOICEOVER: at home

*two drum beats*

DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo

*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*

ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!

*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*

DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...

*bec noir appears next to alt dave*

ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he

*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*

*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*

*cut to rose in her shed*

JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!

ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*

*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*

*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*

*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*

*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*

JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!

*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*

ROSE: it's all over...

*cut to the various sprites being sprited*

*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*

DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...

*cut to terezi and john after game over*

TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...

JOHN: *gasps*

*cut to john and dave hugging*

NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt

KARKAT: *facepalm*

*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*

TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!

VRISKA: watch me!

*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*

VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!

*cut to grimdark rose and dave*

ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun

DAVE: awww snap

*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*

JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest

*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*

DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career

*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*

ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!

*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*

JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?

*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*

*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*

ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?

VOICEOVER: yes

HUSSIE: oh poop

*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*

JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying

*quick montage of every single death scene*

DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying

JOHN: daaaaveeee

*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*

*cut to dave beatboxing*

KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

DAVE: are you gonna make me?

NEPETA: :33< ooooh—

DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT

NEPETA: :33< ship it

*they both sigh*

*cut to black*

[weirdlookindog]

Conrad Veidt and Lil Dagover in Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (1920)

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari - art by Lionel Reiss (1920)

[soothedcerberus]

You are umasou!!! 💖Has anybody seen this movie?

[glitchedcosmos]

There’s no hand left to reflect on but his own

[qaanngi]

5 days and some hour change left 💜

[quazies]

The Substance (2024)

[samzier]

dawg not this guy

[theabigailthorn]

the 1st time you pitch a TV series to a production company

the 10th time you pitch a TV series to a production company

[ohmovie]

"At this point in the movie, we've got Furiosa, played by Anya Taylor-Joy and we've got Praetorian Jack, played by Tom Burke, arriving at Bullet Farm, where they're meant to pick up all these munitions and weapons for this battle. However, when they get to the Bullet Farm, there's something weird going on. […] There's a certain part of this sequence which has no music because the music would be redundant, so it's not scored. The score only arises when it informs us of what's happening between our two main characters. They have to respond in the moment like all Warriors do, and get out of this situation. And in the process, we find them relinquishing their own self-interest. One for the other. What follows is that through their actions, not their words and their promises to each other, but through their actions, that they actually are prepared to give of themselves entirely to the other. So in a way, it's kind of a love story in the middle of an action scene. That's always at the heart of every action sequence. It's not all the kinetics and the sound of it. It's all about an interaction of characters. It's character-driven and it's the interplay between them that we're most interested in."

─ George Miller | Anatomy of a Scene (x)

[annqer]

Penacony welcomes you!! Only now for the low low price of your soul, you too can spend your life in the land of dreams!!

[dragon-of-the-night]

I saw this meme a while ago, and have felt the urge ever since to Caligari-fy it.

[weirdlookindog]

Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, and Lil Dagover in Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari (1920)

[shovson]

[wazzappp]

Khaji Da does NOT like how vulnerable Jaime is when he’s sleeping. So they resolve that, once Jaime is asleep, they will position themselves into the optimal sleeping situation. Back to the wall (Khaji protected), attached to the corner ceiling (where they can see everything and have a height advantage), and keeping Jaime as close to his usual sleeping position as possible (stomach sleeper).

You may be wondering ‘how is it this gets found out if Khaji makes sure they do it while Jaime is asleep?’ Welllll….