#da 4 shitposting

[amaryllis-sagitta]

They make us rattle the bars of our enclosures and we get fooled, we get fooled every time, the loop is tightening, so long as the music plays we dance

[piggiefattyminor]

"uggh don't draw this mona lisa -i dont understand taht language of japanese guy with a stupid haircut" "GOOGLE TRANSLATE RECOGNISES INSULT OF HAIRCUT"

jsoke tries to persuade leonardo da vnchi not to draw mona lisa

[amaryllis-sagitta]

Dragon Age: Fadeworld (You Actually Saw That One Coming) Dragon Age: The Found (because last time he was The Missing) Dragon Age: Murals By Numbers (available on Android, iPhone iOS)

Dragon Age: The Next One

Dragon Age: Dragon Age 4

Dragon Age: Sorry You Hated The Title

Dragon Age: Swolas

Dragon Age: Sexy Tree

Dragon Age: The Dragons Have Aged

[peepeepoopoomonster69420]

fuckin love monster house i had a dvd of it when i was a kid

[vagrantcallisto]

We got fucking minions during the olympic opening ceremony but no Oggy and the Cockroaches? I'm pissed.

[k0mo-reb1]

(shit post)

I'm just wondering what would it be like if a self-aware - obsessive - Leon Kennedy would come out in the game and appear right in front of your eyeballs

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As per usual, you logged into your gaming PC on a Saturday night with your midnight munchies prepared. You then sat down in your gaming chair and munched on some chips while clicking to launch Resident Evil 4 (Remake). After some time, you quickly began playing the game and having fun. You would always say "I'm sorry, Leon!" or you would even grumble about how slow Leon would occasionally reload his gun while you're in a fight. You had no idea, but Leon couldn't help but chuckle unknowingly at your remarks.

Could it be that he did it on purpose..? Who knows.

You always had this tendency to treat Leon like a real person when you played the game. You would worry every time he reached low hp. And not going to lie: He seemed to be enjoying it...

And obviously, you were unaware of his "self-awareness."

However, soon after, you switched to other games to occupy your time. After finishing Resident Evil, perhaps you could pass the time by playing some other games. But you were unaware that a particular person was experiencing a little bit of... Jealousy. You're spending so much time playing those other games that it's obvious you've forgotten about "him."

'How impolite', he thought...

╰┈➤ ❝ [Continue...]

One day, you were sitting in your gaming chair, prepared to strap yourself in and spend the rest of the weekend playing your "new" games. After logging into your computer, you use your cursor to choose which game to play while idly sipping your cola.

You ask yourself, "Hmm... What should I play today?" until a particular game attracts your attention.

You thought, "Yeah, I should play this." You drew your cursor to the game icon. But the game icon unexpectedly shifts everytime you attempt to click it. "What the hell..?" You thought.

Whenever your cursor attempts to click a game icon, the icons move, as if preventing you from playing the game. It was clear that you were both frustrated and perplexed at the same time. "What the hell is going on, is this some kind of virus?" You mutter to yourself in confusion. Similar to the other games, you couldn't click on them since if you tried, they would move on their own.

To determine what was wrong with your computer, you attempted to look into your settings. Confounded to learn nothing was wrong after your troubleshooting. There is no virus and no unfavorable findings whatsoever.

Not until a note suddenly appears on your screen that says, "It's useless, sweetheart."

You stare at it in perplexity, "Is this some sort of joke?" You mutter to yourself, and the note surprisingly continues, "No, it's not a joke."

Your jaw drops. What the fuck?

You gaze at the note in disbelief before it abruptly closes and all your remaining games start to disappear one by one. There wasn't much you could do considering how your computer was moving on its own. Soon after, you were staring at a blank desktop. Your background was wiped clean, and all of your games were deleted. Although... There was one game that wasn't gone and yeah, you're damn right.

Resident Evil 4 Remake.

All of a sudden, Resident Evil launches in your computer. The game loads until it reveals Leon Kennedy staring into your screen, and a hand resting under his chin. "Where's my TLC, sweetheart?" He mutters.

"Huh? What the fuck?" You raise a brow.

"I'm serious." He frowned.

"Is this a new update to resident evil where you can video call to certain characters?" You questioned, not to him - mostly to yourself. You still couldn't believe that you were talking to the REAL Leon Kennedy here.

"Sweetheart, listen to me..."

You're obviously ignoring him at this point as your thoughts are still racing with questions and hows. All you can think of is how to reinstall all the games that were just deleted, or perhaps if you take this to a computer shop, they might be able to fix it..?

Leon was starting to get fed up with your 'stubborn' attitude. The game suddenly shuts off with a loud glitch noise and so as the lights in your bedroom. The sudden events cause your eyes to slightly expand as you look around. An outage?

Nah bro.

Suddenly, you felt a hand touch your shoulder and then a whisper in your ear. "I've been feeling so lonely y/n... How could you ditch me out like that..?" A familiar voice came up behind you.

After a long period of silence. The lights came back on, Leon Kennedy could be seen standing behind you smirking triumphantly. You felt like an ant that might easily be stepped on due to his height advantage over you. He was waaayyyy much taller than you thought out to be. You instinctively move away from him and take a step back before giving him a quick once-over. His veins on his arms and biceps were identical to those in the game, and his muscles were incredibly well-defined. His gorgeous blonde hair and piercing blue eyes. His chiseled jaw and his tight attire effectively sculpted his six-pack against those fabric.

Holy hell, you'd be lying to yourself if you said you didn't like the sight in front of you right now. But this is not the moment to let yourself become captivated.

"Like what you see, sweetheart?" His voice sounded soothing and deep, mesmerizing even.

"Is this real..?"

"It's as real as it can get." His eyes narrowed.

He remained still for a while, watching your face as he observed it. You still gave off the impression that you were unable to believe what was happening, which is probably the case. In light of this, he made the decision to provide you with a proof. It's really the only option. He approaches you and invades your personal space before grabbing your hand and placing it on his masculine and veiny arms, running it along towards his biceps. The muscles made his skin feel soft and rigid at the same time. You begin to step backward as he draws in closer; you are pinned by the desk behind you, which is limiting your movement. He directs his unwavering gaze at you while you return the gaze with doubt.

"Oh, y/n... You always make me feel so special. Whenever you complain about me, or how much you get worried about me when I go low hp. Your voice, your face... so perfect." He starts to caress your cheeks softly and starts to press himself unto you, his arms wrapping your waist in a controlling manner.

"How did you get here..?"

"It's 2023. Who said fictional characters can't be real?" (It's a joke)

He leans back and sat on your gaming chair before pulling you to to his lap.

"Remember how you always say you want to play Resident Evil and how you're always so excited to play me? Well, now you can." He smirked.

"What?"

"What?" He smiles.

"..."

"I know damn well you knew what I meant by that."

You suddenly raised an alcohol spray in front of his face before tugging on the handle to spread the solution on his face. He rapidly backs away, coughing violently as he shakes his hand in the air, hoping to get the alcohol in the air disperse. He continues to cough, but after some time, he was able to collect himself. He lifts his head again to meet your gaze, with a frown this time.

"Y/n, what the hell?!"

"Stop being a creep. You're making the situation worse, I don't even know what the hell is going on at this point. Let alone a video game character flirting the fuck out of my ass." You frowned as well.

He couldn't help but make a low, seductive chuckle, "Not everything needs to make sense, y/n. Just enjoy the moment while I'm here. It's not all the time you get an opportunity like this."

Damn right.

He wasn't altogether off base with his statements, but they did make you pause for a second. After a short while, you make up your mind to speak but are quickly silenced by his finger as he leans in closer and looks intently at you from those blue eyes of his.

"Shh... Less talking, more actions." He whispers against your ear, his hot breath fanning your earlobe.

He leans in again, you can't move because he's pressing you against the desk. With admiration in his eyes, he leans in closer. Pink blush spreads across your face. Your favorite video game character becoming a real person, much alone being this close to you, made it seem as though time had frozen. This situation seemed so overwhelming that your mind felt like it would malfunction. Your surroundings and the sounds of the outside world were drowned out by Leon in front of you and the moment as his breath fanned across your lips and your eyes locked with his.

You thought you might pass out at any moment. You weren't accustomed to having a man this near to you. Your thinking suddenly became cloudy and your vision began to blur as soon as his lips got within a few inches of you. The world around you then abruptly fades to black, and your consciousness begins to drift away...

...

...

...

...

...

(Insert bird chirping sound effects...)

You lift your eyelids up and slowly awaken in your familiar bed. You sat up, groaning as you supported your grogginess by placing a hand over your forehead, before finally gathering your composure and scanning your bedroom. It was quiet and still, perhaps even peaceful. The silent hum of your air conditioner, the sounds of birds chirping outside, and the sunlight shining through your window.

Suddenly, you recall yourself having that weird dream over your favorite video game character coming to life. So it was just a dream...

"What a weird dream. I could tell my best friend about that."

Suddenly, you hear a low groan behind you, quickly turning around to find that Leon had been sleeping right by your side the entire time. On your tiny solo bed, his large figure occupies 80% of the space. With a blank look, you blinked at him.

"... or maybe not."

This day couldn't get any weirder...

After a few moments, he slowly opens his eyes as well. Gaining his composure before his ice pupils glance over to you who's been staring at him with bewilderment. He lets out a chuckle and smirked as he sits up, "Aww sweetheart, don't give me that look. You're not happy to see daddy?"

With those words, you couldn't help but shot him a strange look on your face before you finally sighed in defeat. So it wasn't a dream... In an effort to make sense of everything, you got out of bed. You paced around, thinking thoroughly over this whole situation, before walking past your mirror and unintentionally noticing something on you. You came back to the mirror to discover a... hickey? on your neck. Oh no.

You start to notice more, one on each of your shoulders, inner thighs, and finally, the middle of your chest... But one thing was certain: you were pissed. Your eyes slowly returned to the man sitting on the edge of your bed, whistling and gazing out the window as if he had done nothing wrong. You took your slippers and tossed them in his direction in a fit of rage. He swiftly catches your slipper effortlessly before it even has a chance to touch his face, demonstrating his experience as an agent. A chuckle escapes his lips, obviously amused by your reaction.

"Come on, sweetheart. You're always so angry at me," He makes a small pout, "I just gave you a small massage last night, nothing wrong with that."

"Nothing wrong!? This motherfu-" With a fit of rage, you quickly stomped your way towards him and glance down at his figure, "What the hell did you do to me while I was unconscious!?" Your rage was building as you leaned in closer to him.

Your eyes locked into his as you await for him to mutter something, anything.

"Kiss me, baby. You look so hot staring at me like that, it turns me on..."

"What the fu-"

Sighing and shaking your head in annoyance, you think, "This man is impossible." Your brows wrinkled as you looked at him while leaning back and standing upright. A sigh escapes your lips, rubbing your temples in frustration.

"How the hell am I supposed to explain this if my colleagues or friends saw this, huh?"

He rolls his eyes in response, "Just tell them you have a new, hot, masculine boyfriend who's always there for your needs." He snickered at you before he displays his height and dominance by standing up straight in front of you. He almost seems to want you to feel helpless and weak in his presence, but you definitely don't want to. I mean - you're not a hoe now, are you?🤨

"You might as well just get used to this, sweetheart. I won't let you get away and I'm not leaving your side either. We'll be staying together, as one." He says firmly as he looks down at you.

He's not entirely wrong. He appears unmoved by anything you say to him about leaving, and he also appears to be really interested in staying with you. Furthermore, who knows what he'll do if you let him go free? let alone a fictional character actually existing. That most certainly isn't normal. For some reason, you have the impression that he was your obligation or responsibility in some way. But since you're already here, you may as well accept what's going on and possibly make an effort to make sense of it as time goes on.

"Fine..." You mutter reluctantly,

"Excellent. I'll be looking forward to being under your care, sweetheart." He makes a faint smirk.

Bonus scene -

You did a pregnancy test and thankfully you were safe.

[akikos-tribble-army]

Finally got my hands on a purple shirt for Mori. Now I only need to order the doctor coat and I can cosplay him for good.

It's also time to get the good old hip and knee anatomy models out once again.

[yesiplaygamez]

Me waking up, knowing that da4 isn't out yet.

[marciliedonato]

Tried to clean my phone case and it was going fine until I put a bit of alcohol on it (like literally a couple sprays of perfume on the inside so it's sanitized and not stinky) and this bitch stained and the more I tried to fix it the less or nothing it did/idk if it even made it worse lol and now I can't get the stains out but it's not rly noticable at all on the outside and she's spotless so fine I guess ??

[murdergrandmafanclub]

Happy Anniversary to this post - especially in the wake of all the Dragon Age The Veilguard speculation. I’m not saying it should happen but 👀👀👀

The crackpot DA theory that nobody asked for, that has absolutely no evidence or grounding in canon, is really just the result of an idle mind, but is also downright hilarious to me:

Maevaris Tilani and Thorold Tethras are a trans4trans couple who accidentally conceived an immensely powerful half-dwarven child who was subsequently hidden away for safekeeping

Sandal Feddic

[down2cowtown]

@cupids-stimboards 's 400 follower event day 4: board based off your fave shitpost / meme

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[4t3th3wh0r3]

gmorning. another pack of shitpost thoughts here...

1. im having banana & apple yogurt for breakfast rn and it fucking has the aftertaste of 30+ y.o. men. i cant explain, its just like this specific scent..... damn. I swear therere no men in my house except me. da hell is going on

2. timwithabrokenlegtimwithabrokenlegtimwithabrokenlegtimwithabrokenlegtimwithabro–

3. hi yesterday I had a nice mental breakdown and now im realizing and even accepting that I like alex kralie PRETTY MUCH (while watching mh i hated him). what happened to me oh dear god

4. where all the mh or/and creepypasta fanfics w top!user!!!! i aint a fucking cute submissive little girl, i wanna fight them (not only fight tho) :(( just why the users behavior does not fit me AT ALL in most of fanfics. i mean. bro. i wont start sobbing in such situation, ill bark at them.. 💔

5. still want that snowy fanart of tim. still cant draw snow. still suffering.

6. im secretly scared of russian mh fandom. dont tell them.

life is wonderful.

i hope mh fd hates me

[stealingpotatoes]

AU tags masterpost!

(realised I'm slowly amassing more and more multi-post aus, so...)

STAR WARS

(also: NOT-AU SW TAGS MASTERPOST!!)

Skywalker Family Fix-it (no plot everything is happy!)

Bail Organa doesn't die on Alderaan!

Sith Luke & Leia (Vader takes the twins)

Organa twins

Rebel Padmé

Skywalkers Apart (anakin raises leia/padme raises luke)

Dinluke adopts Rey (< this is basically my sequels canon) >>> part of this: the last (4) jedi

Ahsoka joins Padmé after leaving the Jedi

Anakin and Obi-Wan travel to the future (ESB) -- (view story chronologically)

baby leia time travelling with a spork (shitpost, if you hadnt guessed)

baby ani accidentally travels to the future and becomes besties w vader

Cal & co meet the Ghost crew (jfo/swr crossover)

Post-ROTJ Jedi travel to the clone wars

DRAGON AGE

(DA TAGS MASTERPOST)

2Hawkes AU (marian & garrett hawke are siblings)

DISHONORED

Roleswap AU (my beloved)

Jessamine Lives

Ghost Jessamine

Void Avatar Jessamine

ASSCREED

Desmond Lives bc he's besties w Kass (blood to gold)

Desmond (sorta) lives

Lord & Lady Vengeance/ Claudia becomes an assassin in ac2

[spcebarr]

hi im gigi and this is my intro post <-this will be updated sometimes

basically, i go by she/they/he and thats it <-ask what pronouns i prefer if you really wanna know which ones i want you to use or wjatever

cut,,,, continue reading if you want to

EXTRA STUFF ABOUT ME:

🦭 im genderfluid and bisexual i often make shitposts and reblog stuff! i can also go on long rants about stuff i like (hyelpp...) 🦭 biggest interests: (this will be updated sometimes) homestuck, korn and fucking DESPICABLE ME 4?? (mainly maxime le mal thoughh)

🦭 i kin mituna (i am LITERALLY him)

🦭 im portguese (🇵🇹)+mexican (🇲🇽)+other

🦭 i am taken! by @da-boogerman/bowie! or any stupid name he goes by (i love himbbbmb)

🦭 i DO swear and reclaim slurs i CAN reclaim (faggot for example) if you get triggered my cussing and stuff then dont view my posts? i dont know??

🦭 no dni, i block freely

🦭 i am in a lot of fandoms! this including (like i mentioned) homestuck and others. i also like mlp, invader zim, garfield, and more! just because i dont post about those a lot doesnt mean i dont like them!!

🦭 i am a heir of doom (mituna!) and a taurus (bronzeblood) im also a derse dreamer

🦭 my birthday is may 20th

MY SIDEBLOGS:

🐈 my alt is @jonathandavissex is my alt

🐈 i have a mituna rp blog,, @ask-the-heir-of-doom

🐈 silly, yes, but my OWN fantroll/fantroll's session BLOG! :3 @spcebarrsshittyblogforfantrolls

🐈 gimmicks blog @always-working-on-math-problems

TAGS:

🐟 gigi please stop = regular post blog

🐟 gigi makes shit = random stuff i make

🐟 GIGI'S ART = art tag

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING!!

i am A MINOR!! you can TOTALLY BLOCK ME if you dont want me interacting with your stuff!

all hate WILL be ignored,, not because its just rude but because its stupid. just block and go on with your day if you hate me THAT much lol

+strawpage

🪳🪳🪳 dancing cockroach :3 🪳🪳🪳🪳

[demidolll]

WELCOME TO MY PAGE !! (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

quick guide;

she/her, 🇳🇱🇧🇷, ♑ (14/01), INFP-T, CET 🕐

dni; basic criteria (anti lgtbqia+, racist, pedo, pro life, etc.)

byf; i curse, i can be out of pocket sometimes, expect shitposts

socials can be found here! (+spotify)

what to call me? — whatever you want, honestly. people call me demi, izzy, bella, bell, izz, doll(y), isa... yep, we have variety in this household. (if you call me isabella i will make sure your pillows are warm and socks are wet)

what do i do? — i study lots of programming languages at school. i teach myself the kalimba + piano (used to play the bass and acoustic guitar as well!)... i write poems and songs, and i like making art (drawings, paintings, etc.) even if i'm not the best

what languages do i speak? — english, brazilian portuguese, dutch. learning french (at school) and learning korean (by myself) but could not hold a conversation in either to save my life 😭

sigh... mandatory fandom announcement

music; blackpink, le sserafim, newjeans, yoasobi, ashley sienna, kiss of life, emei, (g)-idle, itzy, blackbear

series; crash landing on you, business proposal, falling into your smile, girl from nowhere, gossip girl, arcane, gossip girl, the good place, lucifer

anime; bnha/mha, kakegurui, blue period

games; omori, unbeatable white label, ddlc, palia, class of '09, do not feed the monkeys, fnaf sb & sl, the sims 4, portal, minecraft, valorant (iron 1 killjoy main 😮‍💨)

misc; the spider-verse movies, junji ito (especially tomie), mark manson, dear peachie, deadpool

note: some of these i still like, but haven't interacted with in a while

main tags i use and what they're for;

#original poems — poems i wrote

#meliora — meliora is a project i'm working on, i talk about it sometimes, but it's nowhere near done so i haven't posted any of its content yet

#politics — pretty straightforward; sometimes i post or reblog things related to politics (though it's not really a niche of mine), if you don't like seeing that just filter out that tag and you'll be good. same goes for #capitalism, #awareness, and #🍉

#doll rants — my rants! can be about anything (usually shows), though you can always expect to see what i'm thinking. these may be the shitposts

#react with me — sometimes i watch shows and i end up annotating my thoughts while i watch (arcane s2, dan da dan ep1)

[excitedbubbles]

Dr House's Path - a deranged analysis

it's nearly 6 in the morning but i just love taking things too seriously and also talking about things i like. so today i would like to bring this roblox game to everyone's attention:

Dr House's Path - a shitpost disguised as a horror game featuring dr. malpractice himself having turned into some sort of god, and now you are a victim of his godhood.

you may or may not have seen it before since it's been posted on tumblr already. as mentioned, it's very much just a shitpost, however there's one specific part that had me very intrigued. to understand it, though, i need to describe the entire game. i'll add a cut for those who either care or don't care about the rest of my spiel.

when you start the game, you spawn at the bottom of a staircase. you have three options:

-go to the left corner and climb up the wall -go to the right corner and teleport to the top of the stairs -climb the stairs to the top

if you go to the left corner and climb up, you will teleport to a cart ride. there's a sign that says there's a special prize if you win this challenge. if you fail the challenge by falling off or dying somehow, you are kicked from the game. if you sit through the eternal cart ride and make it to the end, gru despicable me is waiting for you and invites you into his home for the prize. the prize is a jumpscare where a jpg of house's face jumps all around the screen. some text says "YOU IDIOT. killed by gregory house." before kicking you from the game.

if you go to the right corner or go up the stairs, you are met face to face with "god" (a jpg of house's face). house will lift you into the air and ask you 4 questions (paraphrased):

-do you have a dead cat? (yes/no/why?) -does it hurt? (yes/no/why?) -who da man? (house/me/why?) -you're really annoying (i know/can i try again?)

if you answer "why?" to each question, your screen fades to white with a stock image of a guy in a hospital bed, with edited audio of the "he's in a coma mrs. griffin" family guy bit playing over it. after some time you'll be kicked from the game with an error message that simply says "die?"

i think (i really dont remember what i pressed) if you answer yes, no, me, and i know, you are sent to heaven. a white beam appears and you teleport into a blue and red field called house's heaven. it is empty except for another beam of light, and when you step into it and ascend, you are sent back to the bottom of the staircase. there never was a heaven.

HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.

if you answer the questions wrong, you are sent to hell. a red beam appears and teleports you into a fucked up shitty roblox recreation of ppth. a house nextbot will constantly try to kill you, but you will always respawn somewhere in the map so you can try again. if you walk up to the exit you will find a locked door, a keypad, and this note:

"first letter" that's a number you moron.

anyway, as you walk around the hospital, you'll find the rest of the notes (note #4 is not pictured because it literally just says "here's the 4th number it's 9" and that's boring):

(this one's super hard to read because the bot kept fucking killing me before i could get a good angle, it says "The place before was just a time between, a purgatory. The fifth number is 0.")

when you put all the hints together, the resulting code is 195906. does that ring any bells for you? 195906 -> 1959/06 -> june 1959

i think it's supposed to be house's birthday. well, it's actually hugh laurie's, but we're overthinking here, so let's just pretend it's supposed to be house's (it's only a month off according to the wiki, which i still dont really accept as canon but whatever). house doesn't like his birthday, why would it be the door code? keep this in mind for later. i also want you to keep notes #3 and #6 in mind, as well as the font in each note.

when you input the code into the keypad, the door unlocks and you're greeted with blinding white on the other side. you step inside, and...

you're teleported back to house's heaven. which teleports you back to the bottom of the staircase.

you're stuck in a neverending loop.

the ppth map is actually a separate game instead of being contained within the main game as a level (house's heaven is the same way but there's nothing interesting). and check out the description:

someone's talking to cuddy about people missing from the hospital. one could argue the "any of them" includes house and the player. curious.

so, what does this all mean? thank you so much for asking. here's my theory:

a lot of dialogue on the show talks about how house thinks of himself as better than god, or even as a god himself (i.e. wilson in s3 not telling house about that one patient because he feared he'd think he's like god). what if one day he went too far? in the pursuit of saving patients and perfect diagnoses, he made a deal? a stupid one for sure, and perhaps out of character but this is a shitpost we're analyzing so put down the pitchforks.

house made a deal with some sort of malicious entity that went very wrong, resulting in the disappearance of himself, patients, and potentially employees. the entity took the worst parts of house's subconcious and bolstered them to create the god-like being in the game, and cast aside the rest of him, the human part of him, into the ppth replica hell.

yes, i think the person who left the notes in ppt-hell was house, or what's left of him at least. the "hey, you, yeah you" in note #1 feels like a house-ism to me, and the use of "he" is referencing the "god" that sent him down here. note #3 is definitely in reference to himself as a doctor especially with the iconic "everyone dies" line, a principle he stands by alongside "everybody lies". note #6 seems to be the "god" part of house showing up, made evident with the change of language, font, and text color, and the message hinting at the futility of escape, because the neverending loop the player gets stuck in mirrors the cycle of self-destruction house constantly found himself in. he tries to change (help you get out), but one way or another falls back into his old ways (house's heaven/the staircase). note #5 seems to be aware of this, calling "the place before" a "purgatory" and the "time between", before succumbing to the hopelessness of it and letting the "god" laugh at his pitiful attempt.

so why does the door code matter? because ppt-hell (as well as house's heaven) is also part of house's subconscious. remembering his birthday, as well as the message in #3, is him trying to hold onto and remember his mortality, and perhaps his humanity. this manifested into small things like the door code, and perhaps even bigger things like the fact that the realm itself is ppth; it could've been a fiery pit or something, but house holding onto these things shaped the environment into what it is. perhaps it's only in the state that it's in now with that stupid fucking nextbot running around because of the fear and hopelessness that came from the "god" discovering his notes.

people have gone missing and become trapped in the manifestation of gregory house's self-destructive cycle, and his failure to change has left him powerless to stop it. when you're sent to house's heaven, it is empty, fleeting, and gives you a nice high. but then you're sent back to purgatory. when you're sent to hell, you suffer the lowest of lows, but you think you've persevered and found a way out, only to end up in purgatory again. again and again you enter these highs and lows, and much like house, you are stuck living this loop forever.

this is dr. house's path.