#d.a.m.n

[achios]

MY STUPID SHIRT COLLECTION PART 2

THE D.A.M.N. CREW!!!

damien

huxley

gavin (chosen by the lovely @n0r )

freelancer

lasko

dear

[poedays]

This post is the reason why I started my blog, I realised not only I thought about this wonderful crossover. Better yet: a content creator of one of the universes.

[shroomwar]

Pushing my short-haired Noelle agenda onto the maybe dozen or so users who are active on this tag bc these games do not have enough fanart to satisfy my hyperfixation

Butterfly Soup you have my heart

[helloceci]

One day, just one day. Lasko will suddenly snap. And the whole DAMN crew would wonder where he was hiding that part of him. Lasko’s Listener would be standing on the side cheering him on.

[propertyofsamcollins]

I already know Dear is fine as hell. I'm relistening to their first audio and they literally SAT ON HIS DESK.

Like, I just KNOW they're a baddie.

[gayest-of-frogs]

MY D.A.M.N. ENROLLMENT BUNDLE CAME IN HOLY SHIT!!!! (Review of it coming later tonight)

Screw Hogwarts, I'm going to D.A.M.N.

[moronkyne]

More Poly!D.A.M.N (?)

Or platonic. Take them as you please. Some of these are purely just platonic in my eyes but WHO AM I TO SAY?

-> Imagine AFAB Freelancer with period cramps using Damien as a heatpad. He’s just half asleep and reading while Freelancer is snoring their ass off, cuddling him.

-> Freelancer and Lasko are the Ricky Montgomery Stan’s out of all of the Redacted characters (Maybe the exception of Elliott) so imagine them belting out ‘black fins’ or ‘line without a hook’, hell, if you know Ricky’s old band, The Honeysuckles, ‘out like a light’

-> Huxley combing through Laskos curls. They’re damp, soaked, and straighten slightly with each brush through Laskos hair just to bounce back up. Rubbing and massaging oils and conditioners into the locs :3

-> Damien and Lasko cuddling. That’s it. They’ve both had long days. Ignorant people can drain the life out of out, it’s true. Lasko tucking his head into Damien’s chest as they lay one the bed, Damien’s legs around Laskos waist.

-> Ohhh nothing just. Gavin doing Dears skincare since they’ve been so demotivated. Kissing Dear all over as he runs them a bath and holds them, telling them that he and their partners will take care of them. Huxley making popcorn and Freelancer finding a movie for all of them to watch.

-> Freelancer piercing Damien’s Septum—And then Gavin convinced Lasko to let Freelancer do his helix. One of them shed a few tears. The other definitely has piercings in other places.

[almost-correct-quotes]

why would you say poly damn crew when you could say polydamnory

[brainrotcharacters]

The thing is, I don't picture Lasko with glasses. I picture him with eternally messy hair, either windswept from his magic or from him fiddling with it. I picture him tall and lean. Which makes it all the more imposing whenever he does stop fidgeting and stuttering.

I picture Damien to dress semi-casually or semi-formally. He makes an effort to look as serious as he acts; he's conscientious about the perception of others because it translates to how they'll be receptive to what he has to say. But there's just that spark of wildfire there that he can never quite hide. I'd like to think he was in some kind of three piece suit during the inversion, and it gradually got damaged and he'd needed to roll the sleeves up to better use his flames and blast the shades.

The first time I heard Huxley, I saw him with bulky shoulders and earth-y fingertips, as if he's never quite completely detached from the earth that his magic is so attuned to. He has smile lines. He has both of his mom's eyes. Not in color, but in fondness. His square jaw clenched when he learned how Freelancer was assaulted by Kody.

We don't talk about Kody.

Gavin is one of those cunts (affectionately) who regardless of how laid back or how formal their wardrobe is, he still has that asshole big money walk to him. This is only in public, and when the crew isn't with him. I saw that crooked smile and I can imagine how masterful he is at the triangle trick. I expected him and Freelancer to have sex earlier actually.

What I'm about to say is weird: Freelancer has a gorgeous neck. The muscles in it flicker when they're frazzled or flustered. When they tilt their head and their hair falls to one side, everybody who was already watching them stop breathing for a second. Gavin gravitated to that neck when he had to ground himself and make that shield during the inversion.

Weird take #2 Dear has beautiful arms and hands. Pianist guitarist fingers. They look the prettiest when Dear is using magic and summoning a strand of water. The students made surveys on what was the most distracting about them, and they easily reached an agreement. When they asked Lasko out and sat at the edge of the desk, they propped their chin on their fingers and Lasko nearly had an aneurysm. It was amazing.

[ssecond-hand-faith]

Drip, drip, drop little April shower

Cringetober Day Eighteen: Fandom AU

AU where Freelancer either has the worst luck, or the worst taste, in history and ends up with Kody

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Gavin

Gavout

[skunkox]

Who am I sharing classes with?

Ya'll! If we do this right, we can live off of cheese bread.

Getting myself a Walkman for Christmas. Your girl got a convention to go to this month.

[froggytimemachineinternet]

Damn crew.

Huxley is the big one. The fur on him is soft

Gavins the one with the candy swirl

Damien is the tiny one with blue bowtie

Laskos the one with the red bowtie

Freelancers the one with the candy cane

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[helloceci]

I’m like thinking really hard on what if Freelancer went with either anyone else other than Gavin

REGARDLESS OF ANYONE! Gavin would be very very and I mean VERY sad! Whether it’s Damien and Freelancer or Huxley and Freelancer HECK EVEN Freelancer and Lasko (Even with that one audio 🫣)

I’m also thinking what would happen to Lasko’s Listener? Would they like still move to Dahlia and become friends with Lasko but they just aren’t together like tf?! Maybe one of the other members of the group but I highly doubt it

What did we learn today: If it’s not canon, Gavin is sad period.

[cant-find-a-name]

[gayest-of-frogs]

Damien's last name is Rhone btw