#d'hamia

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

D'Hamia you can suck my blood any time

[deconstructthesoup]

I totally get why Princess went for Aasiya after that incredibly smooth interaction, but I still can't believe she fumbled a vampire baddie so hard

[sapphicfog]

How dare Brennan narrate a sexy vampire drinking someone's blood and describe it as feeling good in a masochistic way????? And then GASP IN DELIGHT???? A drinking blood as sex metaphor???

TOO HOT TOO HOT

[dimension20stuff]

D'hamia is so girlfail I love her so much I want to be a juicebox

[tinyturtlewinner]

D'HAMIA IS BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

[respectissexy]

If one person likes this I will share my quick and dirty D'hamia The Awkward Vampire closet cosplay

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Round One Masterpost

All of the Brackets have now been posted (Sirley Haig vs Limon was late because I somehow queued it for 9:35 instead of 8:35 but in my defense I was tired).

Reminder that votes close around 8am on the 31st July

Round two will be posted at some point on the 1st August (I'm on holiday then so I have no idea what time I'll be free to post them but *fingers crossed*

Tom Thumb vs Gilear Faeth

Aurora Nebbins vs The Galactic Girl Guides

Baba Yaga vs Wallace

Loose Duke vs Mark Ronson

Calroy Cruller vs D'Hamia

Chungledown Bim vs Primsy Coldbottle

Ox vs Laertes

Alphonse the Mule vs Wuvvy

Jessa vs Pizza Rat

J'er'em'ih vs Raymond Zam

Mira vs Garthy O'Brien

Sir Allium Goldring vs Aelwyn Abernant

Darren 'Dishless' Quichei vs The Hangman

Fathethriel vs Swifty

John Feathers vs Alvin

Alejandro Ortiz vs Rococoa Rocks

The Albino Alligators vs Sadie Zeb

The Big Bad Wolf vs Orlando and Rovias

Lowell Masters vs Buddy Bear

Dale Lee vs Arcadia Prime

Jawbone O'Shaughnessey vs Marina Astrovsky

Citrina Rocks vs Nurse Stitchnit

Orange Top Hat vs Hilda Hilda

Rosalind Crumb vs The Junkmother

Florina Astrovsky vs Bill Seacaster

Ayda Aguefort vs La Gran Gata

Boggy vs Avanash

Bump Williams vs Nod

Candlewick vs Arthur Aguefort

Perry Pidgeon vs Esther Sinclair

Belizabeth Brassica vs The Sugar-Plum Fairy

Cinderella vs Baron from the Baronies

The Cubbys vs Sexy Rat

Cinnamon vs Sprinkle

Wally Kugrich vs Stephan

Limon vs Sirley Haig

Spalding vs Annabelle Cheddar

Dr Lugash vs Deus-Pa'Zuul

Norelle Blaze vs Ragh Barkrock

Holly vs Stimey

Dimitri vs Plug

Wilma Thistlespring vs Mrs Molesley

Stephan Sondheim vs Zelda Donovan

Plinth vs Caramelinda Rocks

[incorrect-dimension20]

Re: Dungeons & Drag Queens:

- The first NPC Gertrude meets, Johan Trembly, is a closeted gay man ; Gertrude reassures him by telling him that his dead grandfather was gay too

- They later meet said NPC's grandfather, who turns out to be a trans woman (Norelle Blaze)

- Gargrim, guardian of the entrance to the Underworld, uses they/them

- Not so explicit, but D'Hamia, the vampire innkeeper, drinks Princess's blood and tells her she feels "very connected" to her and invites her to talk later, but Princess lets her down the same way you'd let a hookup looking for something more down

Thanks for the info!

I couldn't find a photo for Johan, and according to the wiki none of these are 'Major NPCs', but since this campaign doesn't have many characters in the first place, I'll make an exception and add the rest of these to my catch-up post

[fangirlshrewt97]

D20 - Dungeons and Drag Queens Ep 2 Notes

Oh man, I am so far behind. I will try to finish the other two episodes within the next week if possible. Let’s see. 

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I love Jujubee placing herself in the middle of the group. No one will come at her first

"But you're the oldest one here trying to die bitch" LOLOL

"But I'm not dead. [...] And since I'm not alive...Bitch!" That is Jujubee's second retraction after accidentally eating the magical seed. Love the table just falling over themselves at these antics. "What did you roll a one?  A one on steath?"

"If you roll a one, we are going to end up with a guppy.: Bob with the incredible quips once again.

"Did she lose her sense of fashion" Brennan just losing it while Monet just looks so done and disappointed.

Alaska's expression whenever she goes into character is top notch, that growling face

"Dinner is served!" "Is she going to fucking eat us...we're rotting?!" LOL

Monet jumping into the explanation before Brennan even asks her to. So excited, so cute.

Gertrude's attack was so cool.

Here we go with Brennan making all his players cry again. This man's storytelling abilities are awe-inspiring

"What the going gets tusk, the tusk gets going." All of these character taglines are so on point.

Awww this uncle is so sweet.

Lol Troyan forgeting the spell letting them take characters across the river is so perfect.

Them rushing to write down the name of the Goddess is also very nice. They are great first time DnD players!

Damn Nyruth is handsome too. The character artists for this season really went all out (But then again, they always do at D20).

Oh my god Jujubee is so chaotic, the others spend half the show just trailing behind trying to clean up their mess. Brennan must love her for it.

"I wanna get wet." Brennan stop! God why does it always make me blush when he just says stuff like that!

Jujubee is so proud of the Monet X Change pun lololol

"I can disguise myself as a flashlight" Lol, I don't know how much jujubee genuinely wants to play, and how much she just wants to cause chaos, but I love her for it.

I kind of wish we had gotten a chane to see Brennan's expression as the Queens are discussing this double crossing plan.

Unbelieve Brennan, oh my god. Just playing on the Paula Abdul bit.

I like the flash cuts to Alaska's reactions to the antics of Bob and Jujubee, where she is just mentally rolling her eyes, like what is happening right now?/are you serious?

Oh my god, "Dispel his Dispel Magic". So convoluted

Holy shit, three ones! Oh no that jack that is going to eat them.

Did Monet just try to trick Brennan the DM abut what dice to use? Lol

"D'Hamia - Snatched and Thirsty" the captions are superb

"I pour your tea in a bucket" Glad to see them all remembering Princess's size lol.

All of them playing out what's the best plan is actually so nice. Like they are really leaning into the RP this season, because for newbies, a ton of combat would be heard. And it's nice seeing the Queens trying to logic out what would be the best moves to do. Even if their dice don't always let them.

"4" "Hundred" Twyla is so chaotic, my god, she always just does the most insane choice. ...I really want her to play with Emily (RIP their poor DM)

Ooooh Troyan's mom is only saving herself...

"She sounds like an alcoholic" Brennan has been wheeze laughing so much this episode, it's delightful

Oof, brutal revelation

"It wasn't like 'Hey girl!'" Brennan's expression is so funny

D'Hamia interactions with Princess are great

"We are going to pimp out our orc friend." Bob is just killing it with the one liners.

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Oh god this preview is so dramatic lol

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That was a good episode! I can see the campaign will likely be very light in combat, which makes sense, the Queens are making the RP and character choices that are so entertaining and fun to watch. Excellent season so far.

[waltwhitmansbeard]

d'hamia is my new love, i belong to her now

[dimension20stuff]

My lovely wife D'hamia might return to me

[tinyturtlewinner]

If Princess don't want D'hamia then she can move. OVER.

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Sudden Death Mini-Round Seven [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

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Tournament Two

Congratulations to Esther Sinclair for winning her mini-sudden-death round and being the first NPC to progress to Tournament Two. My inbox is open so PLEASE keep submitting. I've actually had very few submissions so far so if you have been holding out don't delay.

Submissions close at 8pm BST on the 24th of September. The new series will be posted on the 1st of October to give me more time to actually put the brackets together.

Rules:

Any NPC from any Campaign, Sidequest or One-Shot up to and including Mentopolis is allowed.

Familiars / animal companions are accepted

NPCs from this tournament CAN be sumitted. However they must have lost in ROUND ONE. For example Nurse Stitchnit who fought valiently but lost by less than 1% to Citrina Rocks. If you are unsure there is a list of eligible losers under the cut.

All sumbissions should include propaganda. This is not essential but where propaganda is not provided I have to make it up and while I try not to show bias this is much harder for NPCs I don't know / like.

Anyone can submit as many NPCs as they like, there is not a limit on how many can be submitted by a single person.

A submission of any NPC who won Round One but lost later on WILL NOT COUNT.

However, they have a chance at redemption in the Sudden Death Mini Rounds which are being uploaded throughout September. See here for more details on those

You may submit any of the following losers from Round One of the original tournamen

Tom Thumb

The Galactic Girl Guides

Wallace

Mark Ronson

D'Hamia

Primsy Coldbottle

Ox

Alphonse the Mule

Jessa

Raymond Zam

Mira

Sir Allium Goldring

Darren ‘Dishless’ Quichei

Fathethriel

Alvin

Rococoa Rocks

The Albino Alligators

Orlando and Rovias

Lowell Masters

Arcadia Prime

Marina Astrovsky

Nurse Stitchnit

Hilda Hilda

Rosalind Crumb

Florina Astrovsky

La Gran Gata

Avanash

Bump Williams

Candlewick

Perry Pidgeon

The Sugar-Plum Fairy

Cinderella

Sexy Rat

Cinnamon

Stephan

Sirley Haig

Spalding

Deus-Pa'Zuul

Norelle Blaze

Stimey

Dimitri

Mrs Molesley

Stephan Sondheim

Plinth

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Round One - Bracket Five [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Calroy Cruller vs D'Hamia

Descriptions under the cut

Calroy Cruller - He/Him

Campaign: A Crown of Candy

Who is he?

Lord Calroy "Cal" Cruller is the Marquis of Muffinfield, and King Amethar's best friend and right hand. He is also officially recognized as the ruler of Candia for a time, after staging a coup against House Rocks, until they return to Castle Candy with allies to overthrow him again.

"That mother. fucking. piece. of cake... In those hot. ass. pants..." ― Ally Beardsley on Lord Calroy Cruller

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

"A friend and pal until he isn’t anymore, one of the best reveals and subsequent villain speeches in d20 history, and he has AMAZING pants also, the end of acoc where lou crits w/ payment day for the first time in the campaign on cruller is such a fantastic moment."

Submitted by: @hanna-lulu

D'Hamia - She/Her

Campaign: Dungeons and Drag Queens

Who is she?

D'Hamia is the vampiric bartender of the Inn of Empty Glass.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

"Hot cringefail vampire lady who lets people sleep in her inn for free and basically falls for anyone who lets her drink their blood."

Submitted by: @xvynth and multiple Anonymous