#d:03152020

[fmromeo]

@dvlishfm​ (Closed starter for Ruby) 

“C’mon, Rubes, I’m not that trashed. Betcha I can still walk in a straight line and everything,” he laughed, letting his head fall back against the soft couch cushions behind him. Romeo had spent the entirety of the day sitting in the Diablos clubhouse drinking and talking to whoever was unlucky enough to be nearby - not an uncommon practice for him, really, but he had gone harder on the booze than normal. He figured he was sober enough to acknowledge he’d drank a ton, he was sober enough for 5 in the afternoon...and for walking in straight lines. 

[shilohfish]

🗫

“Two truths and a lie…yeah alright, I’m down, but I’m not going easy. I’m allergic to peanut butter, I’ve been stabbed at least twice, and I’m a vegetarian. Good luck guessing, may the odds be ever in your favor.”