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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

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Rubber (2010) dir. Quentin Dupieux

Plot: A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

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Rubber (2010) dir. Quentin Dupieux

Plot: A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

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cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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oh yeah since it’s halloween month i can repost this classic comic

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Over the Garden Wall 2014, dir. Patrick McHale

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2000s Cartoon Network Halloween Bumpers

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this new strain is called the genetic memory of your mammalian ancestors and when you smoke it you wake up as a small mouselike creature carefully treading through ash left in the wake of the chicxulub meteor impact 66 million years ago. and you dont wake up you live the whole rest of your life as a protomammal until youre eaten by a monitor lizard. and it helps you sleep

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There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.

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i love following richard siken on twitter

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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.

except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien

this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic