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Be the Max Headroom Incident you want to see in the world

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wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

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Russian Doll, The Great Escape (S01E02)

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The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

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for reference, regarding a human’s ability to fight a chimpanzee: i worked at a chimp sanctuary that had bears in the surrounding wildlife, and the safety manual lists “punching the bear in the snout” as a valid thing you could try if you had literally no other options left.

in the chimpanzee section, the only option presented was “try to remain conscious until someone with a gun shows up”

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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what is the POOOOIINNTTTT in turning off reblogs to a good and popular post. I wanna reblog that. it was funny. it's my god given right to reblog. that feature was meant to use from the jump so people didn't reblog your personal shit. yall are just being mean when you see a post start to resonate and then you PULL THE TABLECLOTHHHHH

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Rubber (2010) dir. Quentin Dupieux

Plot: A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

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Rubber (2010) dir. Quentin Dupieux

Plot: A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

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cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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oh yeah since it’s halloween month i can repost this classic comic

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Over the Garden Wall 2014, dir. Patrick McHale

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2000s Cartoon Network Halloween Bumpers

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this new strain is called the genetic memory of your mammalian ancestors and when you smoke it you wake up as a small mouselike creature carefully treading through ash left in the wake of the chicxulub meteor impact 66 million years ago. and you dont wake up you live the whole rest of your life as a protomammal until youre eaten by a monitor lizard. and it helps you sleep