#cyclone preparation

[scaredyart]

Majestic Rep Penny Lamb🙏🙏🙏

I saw that one Penny Lamb design that Jenelle posted (Credits to dxmmy_n0t_h3r3 on YouTube) and thought it was really cute so I had to draw it :D

Also! Funny story, I had convinced my friend who had NEVER watched or had heard anything about ride the cyclone other than what the world needs, and the first production they watched was actually majestic reps production, and they kept texting me notes (They loved it and you all have given my friend a new hyperfixation🙏)

[disorganised-bagel]

To Ocean,

Oh wow, I have no idea how to start this.

It probably isn't too surprising that I've never really been the type to write letters. I imagine that's more your thing, haha.

I hope my handwriting isn't too bad - I know you always complain about that, when yours isn't much better! Constance has told me many a time that even SHE can't read your pretentious cursive when you've written it too quickly.

Ha, 'pretentious'. Who am I, you?

Or

Penny writes letters to Ocean.

[redfurrycat]

Mav, before he made a bet with Ice: CAPT

Mav, after he lost a bet with Ice: VADM

*

Mav: FUCK YOU, ICE.

Ice: 😘

[1racoon7trenchcoats]

SUP I figured there might be some ppl who don't know about it so

A bunch of pictures scripts rtc from rtc and legoland

I got it from reddit and I'm sure it's other places but if yall don't have that. Here u go ig lol. Enjoy

[iridescentis]

if Penny didn't lose her head and never became Jane Doe her song would be Are You Satisfied? and you CANNOT change my mind on this

i will do a lyric by lyric analysis if i have to

[mangocheesecakes]

i complained so much about the heat during the dry months but now i wish we can just skip the rest of the -ber months if it means avoiding the typhoons

[beckybarnes]

lmao who would cry at Ride the Cyclone it’s such a stupid sho-

“So, I lost my virginity to a carnie in a porta-potty before I died.. like three hours before. It was kinda porno? He was ancient, like, 32. And, he had this tattoo on his forearm. It was of two skeletons having sex.. and it said ‘born to bone’ on the bottom of it.. [isn’t my tattoo the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen?] Hahahaha! ..I fake laughed when he said that because you should always laughs at guys joke or they’ll think you’re a cow. …My mom and dad owned the Blackwood Cafe in town! It’s been in our family since like.. forever. The Blackwoods have been feeding Uranium since they opened the mines! My family had pride when it came to that.. until I went to high school.. and having pride about our town was only like.. the lamest thing you could think to believe. After a while I started feeling kinda.. crummy about stuff.. like ashamed.. At the cafe I would look at my mom and think… what a loser. A stupid dead-end loser, in a stupid dead end town. My parents, were good people. And all I could do.. was think horrible things about them. I really wish I had never thought those things. But, I got so angry that I was born in the only family in Uranium that raised their kid to thing it was okay to do your working, living, and dying there and it.. it got all kinds of poison after that. Anyway, my virginity, I just wanted to get it out of the way! I just wanted to do it, so I didn’t have to think about doing it anymore! No.. actually. I just wanted to lose it in the most horrible possible way. Constance the lifer lost it to a carnie in a crap box in a crappy town. Why if course she did! And then.. I rode The Cyclone with the other kids in the choir.. and that’s when the accident happened. We were at the top of the loop when the roller coaster made this sort of screaming metal sound. Sparks were shooting all over the place and then the screaming and the sparks just stopped. And there was like this weightlessness. My heart jumped a gazillion beats a second but I didn’t scream like the other kids, no, I was just soaking it all in! ‘Cause on a certain level it was so rad! Sailing through the air you could see all the other rides and it was like something unlocked in me. My heart welled up with all this love for everything. Images and all this feeling flooded into me, like, climbing back into my bed in the morning and feeling the heat left over from my body. Hanging upside down from the monkey bars until my head starts to tingle. Smelling jiffy markers. Listening to music, and dancing around my room before going out to a party and pretending like I am going to have the perfect time! Finishing an essay, undoing a knot, pizza night, Halloween! Watching my baby brother dance makes to ABBA! Being in the choir at the height of the Hallelujah chorus and feeling all the voices rattling my bones! I started laughing like a crazy person, giddy with endorphins! It was all leprechauns and rainbows, streams of chocolate, whirling rides, flashing lights! There’s no shame in LOVING my small town. The only good things that happened to me, happened in. Uranium. It took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is.”

[worm-on-my-way]

hey whats ur dog breed hcs for count doggulus???

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

@myperfecttalia had me watch ride the cyclone today and. while theyre not My blorbos i definitely understand why theyre You Guys' blorbos. like yeah those guys are skrunkly! not my kinda skrunkly but i can see the appeal. i am wondering why there was alien cat sex tho

[undescribed1mage]

They are about to put on the worst scripted improv you've ever seen.

[sydneyofalltrades]

Now for the less angst and more wholesome portion of the lovebugs bc I love those little shits

Everyone knew about Moni and Mason. Their friends, their families, their colleagues.

And yes, it was.. nice. But this feeling of guilt crept into Moni and stuck around with her, a little black cloud no amount of sunshine could get rid of.

It was a rainy Saturday when the cloud consumed her whole. She felt too wrong for Mason, she could hurt him beyond repair, she could do to him what all those other men did to her. And she couldn’t do that. Not to him.

So she’d remove herself from his life. It’s the right thing to do.

“Hey, Mon, you wanna come over to my place?”

Moni looked up and smiled. “Sure! I haven’t met your parents yet.”

Mason shrugged. “Yeah, they’re never around. Always at parties or bingos or betting their lives away. They went to jail a couple times for it so..”

Moni frowned. “You live alone? Really?”

Mason shrugged again. “I’m 18, I’m legally allowed to. And I work like six jobs anyway to pay rent, I manage just fine without them.”

Moni kissed his cheek. “You’re very brave to do that on your own. I couldn’t imagine living like that, but it’s your reality.”

Mason sighed. “Yeah, but anyway. Here.”

He gave her a key and a note. “The address is in the note and this is a spare key to the apartment. I figured you’d rather have one since I trust you with it.”

Moni stared at the little key. “Thanks, Mason.”

She smiled, not entirely real but not entirely forced. How was she going to break the news? She’d probably break his heart.

The thoughts in her brain swirled around like a tornado. Moni walked to Noel’s room and he looked up.

“What’s up?”

Moni sighed. “Tell Mom I’ll be at a friend’s house, I’ve got something to do.”

Noel was confused. “Okay, do you need me to go with you?”

“No! I- I mean, I’ll be fine.”

She grabbed her phone and bag before leaving. This was going to be hard.

She took Mason’s hand and they walked off to his apartment.

“Hey, you okay?”

Moni nodded, smiling faintly. “I’m fine!”

They arrived at the simple, empty apartment.

“This is your place,” Moni asked slightly.

“Yeah,” Mason said sheepishly, “It’s not always this messy.”

Moni shrugged. “It’s fine. It has a lived in feel to it.”

Mason smiled. “Thanks. Hey, you want something to drink?” He grabbed a soda and offered her one.

Moni shrugged again. Mason frowned.

“Are you okay?”

Moni shook her head. “I have something to tell you.”

Mason popped open his soda and nodded. “What’s wrong, Monini?”

Moni took a breath. “I think we should break up,” she said quickly. Mason paused.

“What do you mean, break up?”

Moni’s hands started shaking. “Look, Mason, don’t get me wrong, I love you and I love being with you. I do. I just- I don’t want you to ever think you need to fix me or save me.”

She sighed. “I don’t want my past ruining what could be something amazing. I don’t want to hurt you the way I’ve been hurt, so the best way to do that.. is to let you go.”

Mason frowned. “What makes you think that, Moni?”

Moni shrugged. “You know my past, you know how bad it got. I don’t want to relapse and hurt you, you’re the greatest person I’ve ever met and- I think it would be better if we ended this. While we still can.”

Mason took Moni’s hand. “Moni. I’m not breaking up with you. And you’re not leaving, you can’t. You’d be too heartbroken to live and then you’d probably kill yourself and I can’t have you killing yourself, I love you too much for that.”

She rolled her eyes. “Mason, please-“

He grabbed her face. “Monique. Listen.”

And she did.

“I don’t want any other pair of eyes looking at me the way you do. I don’t want any other hands in my hair because yours are the perfect pair. You, Monique Gruber, are not leaving because I’m your boyfriend. I’m supposed to help you feel like you can be vulnerable, you can let go of your trauma. I’d gladly get hurt by your hands over and over if I knew you were going to come back and love me the way I always love you.”

Moni sniffled. “You asshole. I love you so much.”

Mason grinned. “I love you too, you little bitch.”

She pulled him in for a kiss and it cemented something, it made her feel like she was worthy of someone else’s love.

Moni took Mason’s hand and they started dancing in the middle of the hallway. They did that a lot, dancing whenever the feeling struck them.

“Don’t ever think for a second you aren’t worth a healthy relationship, Moni,” Mason said earnestly, “You’re worth the world.”

[jklovesfandoms]

Pov, it's poly!choir time!!

I've decided to nickname them the "Saint Cassian Dating Choir" bc I think it's funny. Also, still don't know the actual ship name (or know if they even have one)

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Noel- Dating Mischa and Ricky, bffs with Constance and Jane, and best frenemies (they show their love through violence towards each other) with Ocean

Mischa- Dating everyone, lol. Like, literally everyone. Ricky, Constance, Jane, Ocean, Noel, and Talia, bc hell yeah he is

Jane- Dating Ricky, Mischa, Ocean, and Constance. Bffs with Noel (they do each other's nails and makeup) (and gush about their partners)

Constance- Dating Ocean, Jane, Ricky, and Mischa. Also bffs with Noel (also gushes about their partners, along with Jane) (does Noel, Jane, and her own hair, a lot, but does everyone's hair, bc she slays)

Ocean- Dating Constance, Jane, Ricky, and Mischa. Is best frenemies with Noel (duh) but is very nervous and shy about physical contact, and emotional needs when it comes to the choir (she tries to be the rock of the relationship when she's actively having a breakdown, just look at her) (also very insecure, bc she feels really bad about the person she was before the accident, and doesn't feel like she deserves all the love she's getting)

Ricky- Dating Noel, Mischa, Ocean, Constance, Jane, and the entirety of Zolar. "guys, I love you, but I'm kinda their God. I KINDA GOTTA BE DATING THEM" "Ricky.... Babe.... They are space cats. WHO WE REPRESENTED" "I know, but like. Noellll. They were my first loves!" *puppy dog eyes* "why am I even dating you" "bc you love me" And from the other room, Jane just yells "we're trauma bonded, that's why!"

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You will be getting more ranting about this bc poly!choir my beloveds <33333 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[pengillys]

as much as i would love support this strike and only speak about Palestine on my socials like others are doing, i am dealing with a major severe weather event rn that’s only going to get worse through the afternoon/evening and i kind of need a distraction so i will be posting about other things sorry 🙃

[fizzle-y]

I love how in half of the Jane photos I see she just looks so cool and ethereal and in the other half she has not one thought behind her eyes

[tamarisk10]

Do you ever have those moments where you look at some people in a fandom debating a certain thing about a piece of media but somehow manage to miss the entire point of that scene/the media itself?

Yeah, me, too.

[inter-volve]

January 4th 2023

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