#cxnfectioniism

[mandysxmuses]

"Ehhh... I feel bad because I don't feel... all that bad. I mean, don't get me wrong, it sucks, but between that guy eating my eye and Trost being told and asked and warned about him again and again a million times, it's... honestly, I know it's gonna sound shitty but I just hope this makes him shut up about him."

Jemand was bitter. He just couldn't help it. A shame as it was that Trost was reeling over his old friend being a monster, he should have taken that lesson in before this point anyway.

"Not to other people! But like- to me. To me, it's- he's been inconsiderate a lot. He'll call me and tell me about these stupid dreams he's had about him and like. Sorry. Trost. I don't feel like shedding a tear with you when I hear that crap, Trost. That guy fucked up my life. ... Twice."

There was at least one part he could look back at and laugh, though... that it all happened because he was making fun of Sal.

Once they stepped through the portal, the train was revealed. It was mostly made from wood, looking like an oversized toy -- with golden trimming and paint with pinks and purples blotched all over the place.

"... Anyway, as you can see, that doesn't exactly scream Trost. Or despair, unless you just really hate pink. Wait -- he hates pink, that's it, that's why it's a despair train."

{ 🌹 } || If there was one thing Ariana did exceptionally well - bar baking, of course - it was sleeping. Be it sofa, bed or seat, if she could close her eyes, she could drift off into unconsciousness. That being said, she much prefers a big cosy bed with a generous helping of pillows! God help the fool who suggests camping to her. "I could have a snooze. But I'd feel bad leaving you all on your lonesome!" She chirps, following his stride with a sway between each step.

"Perhaps they call it that because Trost is still in despair over Damian." A pause as she considers the ramification of that comment. "Oops. Sorry, that felt mean. I didn't mean it like that, I do feel for the poor boy, really. As long as there's nothing freaky on this train, I'm satisfied."

[scrpente]

❝Really? My younger brother owns a bakery as well, must be a popular business venture now.❞

@cxnfectioniism.

[clydesgod]

Continued from here @cxnfectioniism

[🐇] "LARD MOUTH" Pushes his hand away from his big forehead. "You ought to check under your bed right now. I was hungry earlier and your bed was the only comfortable spot I could find!"

"It's there along with the other messes I've made!"

[mandysxmuses]

What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them? (For Schatz!)

//Oh boy, I have a couple answers for this one

The main one is definitely his depression

Not to be one of those people that pushes the whole "You don't look depressed" thing, I have it myself and I know how horrible and flawed of a thought process that is, but I will say if someone saw that picture I had commissioned of Schatz in his overly bright colorful outfit and his confident smile and his big ol' feathery hat and his tiny cute mouse friend sticking out of the floof on his shoulder

And heard him singing about threeways on a boat and how hot Todd is and how much he loves snatching things and being a naughty naughty thief

Regardless of me establishing that deep blue colors symbolize depression in my universe and his clothing having a lot of that

I do not think one of their first impressions would be "Depression, he feels empty" and that is okay, Schatz does not want people knowing that to begin with, that's another reason he leans in so hard to being a goof

the other, less serious but still accurate answer is I don't think most people would expect his mouse to actually be an eldritch demon who is capable of consuming bathtubs and possessing him to protect him from the horrors of the world

[shindahime]

Immediately, she turns off the Grammy's on her phone to pull up her camera. She is recording the sass-off.

[dis--parity]

"AHH! Oh no! I've attracted what I fear - a super attractive woman!"

"D'aw, shush, girlie. C'mere, you." Alex's screams are thus suppressed as the bigger man wraps his arms around them both, sandwiching all of them in a bear hug. "Good t' see ya again, Ari."

{ 🌹 } || "Nyah-!"

[castelleve]

“MOM WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME-”

[rovgefonce]

doodle of my thread with @cxnfectioniism

Lewis about to get girlbossed

[shindahime]

He let out a yelp as she smacked him. Was this karma? Was this instant karma? She was tenderizing his ass like a pork chop!

"I give up! Uncle!" he shouted, squirming. 

{ 🌹 } || "GIVE ME YOUR AAAAASS!" She rages rather loudly. As she wrestles around his frame, trying desperately to grasp at the sacred goods he keeps so clumsily guarded.

Eventually, she has him at a good angle, and is able to land a few hearty slaps on his butt cheek. "Giddy up, Sunny!" A bout of maniacal giggles spill from her lips.

[pcsitivibee]

positivity for cxnfectioniism : My shoutout is for @cxnfectioniism . You have been my rp partner and close friend for nearly 7 years. Ariana and James are my life blood, and they give me so much happiness seeing you rp as them, even if you aren't always on tumblr. We've made such a wonderful universe full of so many wonderful muses together. I have no idea where I'd be if it wasn't for you. I love you. Please don't ever forget that.

[clydesgod]

Ⓐ for richard from ari!

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[wrathfulpleasure]

@cxnfectioniism​ continued from here

Vitalis was speechless. His entire face was blank, void of any expression as he watched Ariana do her ‘thing’. His eyes trailed up and down, examinging her plump body as she showed herself off to him.

It was like looking at a 5 star all you can eat buffet. Her nice and round breasts on display, those folds she barely had hidden under her panties, the lip gloss as well...whew. It was something to stare at alright. He’d move closer, panting as he did so.

“W-wha...are you offering something?” He’d joke, lightly. Trying his hardest to keep up his ‘innocent’ act. It was awfully hard to do thought, with all the immense sexual energy he was feeling coming from her. “What if someone walks inside?”

He’d get a bit more closer now, his hands twitching as he thought about feeling her thighs.

[mandysxmuses]

🙄 for jemand!

🙄  to  roll  your  eyes  at  my  muse.

Oh. So that's how it's going to be.

Thankfully Jemand is well versed in being sassed, and that a lot of the time fighting fire with fire is a perfectly acceptable way of managing it. With a dramatic flourish that gets his locks to bounce, he rolls his eyes back, making sure to shift his head along with it so that it looks extra obnoxious.

Hopefully his smile comes off playful enough, even with its usual obscene levels of smugness.

"Hm, couldn't find what you were looking at up there."

[shindahime]

An intrusive thought for sunny. *ahem* aris boobies

He stares at the pan, all the little chopped up pieces of Nakaidya breast he was cooking (that was NOT what he ordered from the store, but doordash always brought him the wrong shit...)

Everything reminds me of her.

[incorrect--divergence]

Ariana: I miss you like water misses the desert.

Damian: Awwww-

Ariana: I’ve adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.

Damian:

Damian: oh.

[castelleve]

@cxnfectioniism​ x

​{ 🌹 } ||      Slender digits sweep soft, onyx tresses away from Hana's forehead, allowing for a brief moment of eye contact between the two women. Her gaze is tender, despite the rage burning a hole in the pit of her stomach. Anger will not soothe a timid creature like Hana. No, the least she can do is offer her some comfort.

         "Now, now, try and keep your chin up. No good can come of sulking, though I know that's easier said than done." And she should know, considering the amount of spats she too has had with Damian over the years.

         "Damian can be... particularly spiteful, when he wants to be. It's an awful feeling, I know, but you're safe here. Do not blame yourself for his lack of control. Perhaps we could find something to take our minds off the situation, hm?"

“He could have burned me if the tea was any hotter...” she muttered, looking downward as Ariana fixed her hair. The wetness of her eyes and the puffy red swelling of her cheeks was enough to show anyone she’d been crying. “I’ve never seen him like this before.” 

She cared about him, yes, but at the same time.. this was terrifying. She knew he had... issues. She just didn’t know what they were. And now she had seen some firsthand. 

She held her bonsai tightly in her arms, the leaves had even wilted, visibly, in her shock and betrayal. “Like.. um.. what?” A pause. “Do you have a pet..?”