#{jackalope🐇 : Vitalis Megalos}

[clydesgod]

Continued from here @cxnfectioniism

[🐇] "LARD MOUTH" Pushes his hand away from his big forehead. "You ought to check under your bed right now. I was hungry earlier and your bed was the only comfortable spot I could find!"

"It's there along with the other messes I've made!"

[clydesgod]

“Oh.~ Thank you.~ I don’t think I would’ve seen that otherwise.~” He lied, like a liar as he held his soup delicately. He took the spoon provided with the soup, and began to spoon some of it and gently taste some of it.

“...wait...what...what flavour is this even? I can’t even tell.”

{clydesgod} Vitalis: I'd love to have some of YOUR soup.~ UwU

                ❝ Ask and ye shall receive, young bottom. ❞

                He hands him a comically oversized bowl and pours a metric fuckton of soup into it.  After a beat of silence, a spoon materialises out of thin air and drops into the bowl, a steaming droplet of soup splashing onto his face.  Edgar bit back a smirk.

                ❝ Ah, you have a little something riiiight... ❞   A gloved talon made the vaguest of contact with the demon’s cheek, sharp point tangible even through the material.   ❝ ... there. ❞

[clydesgod]

🌹 (richard), ❤️ (luc), ♡ (vitalis)

Love and Romance - Answering

🌹 = How would your muse react to romantic gestures, expected or not?

Honestly? He's a brikchead. Romatic gestures can fly over his head unless directly stated as such. He does appretiate them however, even if he doesn't feel the same way. If he was with a partner for quite some time, he might be more knowledgable and actually try and give something back to the other.

❤️= Does your muse focus on one person, or do they like to go and date as many people as possible?

One person for sure. The thought of trying to date multiple people? At once? Would drive her crazy. She's not too sauvy and in fact tends to panic at the thought of multiple crushes. One is enough for her thank you!

♡ = Is there any kind of person that your muse will never date? 

Being the way he is, Vitalis doesn't exactly have someone he'd never date. Mainly because anyone he can feed off of is free game to him. That being said, he doesn't really enjoy the company of people with very specific kinks. Anything to do with his race especially. Doesn't exactly like demonic fetishists too-

Otherwise, to answer the question, he doesn't exactly know himself. He'd do anything in order to feed himself to feel some kind of euphoria.

[clydesgod]

[🐇] "Oh my fucking god theres no way he did that to Drake that at the superbowl."

[🐐] "Fuck the superbowl. Wales is getting FUCKED in the six nations. That's more important."

[clydesgod]

"White woman detected."

"Stop that."

"Sorry. Force of habit."

...

"White man detected."

[clydesgod]

"I fear the horny™ is consuming my soul. I'll no longer be the same as I once was."

"First time?"

[clydesgod]

"Wondering...What was your guy's favourite movie of last year? Mine was I saw the TV glow!"

"Dune 2. Me and the guys watched it and I thougt it was pretty good!"

"I liked the movie where the monkey sings in it."

"The- the movie where a monkey sings? The Robbie Williams one?? Better Man???"

"Errr no? The one with the monkey in it. What does Robbie got to do with it?"

[clydesgod]

Terms of endearment

Platonic: Bestie, buddy, bud, girl, przyjaciel Romantic: Baby, złotko, słoneczko, kochanie, sexy

Platonic: Brother, dude, guy, mate, arsehole, fucker, dickhead, nerd Romantic: Cariad, babe, hun, dear, sweetie, angel, sosej, sexy

Platonic: Sweetie, dumbass, bro, brother Romantic: Sugar, baby, love, hun, momma, sexy, sexy piece of ass, big momma, sexy big momma, babygirl, babyboy

(idea from @dis--parity

[clydesgod]

“Oh yeah...I forgot it was my birthday today. Lol. Mom sent me a card in the mail with some cash it! Gonna order a big burger with this!!”

[clydesgod]

“Vitalis, you need to pay your share of the rent.”

“Eh? Oh! Well, er, I’ll pay it next month.”

“You said that 3 months ago. You owe me $1478.”

“Can’t I just fuck your landlord? Like, offer myself to him and make him forget about my debt? I have managed to pull it off before y’know.”

“My landlord is a 65 year old lady who has a husband.”

“...And?”

“...”

“GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

[clydesgod]

𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

full name. Vitalis Megalos

nicknames / aliases.   Vitty, Incubunny ,Bambi

size.    5′4′

age.    Early 20′s

zodiac.    Libra

spoken languages. English, Greek

𝖕𝖍𝖞𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

hair fur colour.    Black

eye colour.    Yellow

body type.    Twink

dominant hand.    Right

posture.  Upright

scars.      None

tattoos.    Maybe ;)

most noticeable features.    Innocent face, massive fuck off antlers, and long tongue

𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉  .

place of birth.     Santa Monica, USA

siblings.  None

parents.  Yes, one abandoned him

𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊  .

occupation.  Multiple jobs

current residence(s).   Richard’s crappy apartment, mother’s house (he’s always welcome)

financial status.      Decent

driver’s license.    yes

criminal record.      Haven’t caught him yet

𝖘𝖊𝖝 & 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊  .

sexual orientation.    yes please

preferred sexual role.   Sub, or whatever

turn-ons.      uhuh uhuh

turn-offs.      Nothing now just get in bed-

𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘  .  

hobbies to pass time.   Skate boarding, going to nightclubs, going to parties, hitting up people online

mental illnesses.    Hypersexual

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𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

full name.  

nicknames / aliases.    

size.    

age.    

zodiac.    

spoken languages.  

𝖕𝖍𝖞𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

hair fur colour.

eye colour.    

body type.    

dominant hand.    

posture.  

scars.      

tattoos.    

most noticeable features.    

𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉  .

place of birth.      

siblings.  

parents.  

𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊  .

occupation.  

current residence(s).

financial status.      

driver’s license.    

criminal record.      

𝖘𝖊𝖝 & 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊  .

sexual orientation.    

preferred sexual role.  

turn-ons.      

turn-offs.      

𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘  .  

hobbies to pass time.    

mental illnesses.

[clydesgod]

“Happy cum day everyone!”

“Er.”

“I got nothing.”

“...Take it away Vitalis.”

“...did you really just say ‘cum day’ out loud-”

[clydesgod]

“Ayyyyy it’s slutty sunday baybe!”

“Eh, I’m more of a manwhore monday guy myself. That’s when I party.”

[clydesgod]

[🐇] "DON'T SAY THAT. DON'T SAY I PISS THE BED."

That seemed to of irked the lust demon some more, who was now stepping on his tippy toes as he looked into James' eyes.

"You're just mad that every time you sleep you gotta deal with the fact it smells like me on your pillows. I'll eat whatever I want, wherever I damn well like. Bitch."

||☕|| "Freeloading little rat. Don't you got your own apartment you can rot in, instead of eating my shit on my bed."

There's little reaction to his strange attempt at an insult, other than the quirk of a brow. Bit hypocritical, Vitalis. "Yeah, stop pissing the bed. Piss pants. Sick of cleaning it up."