#{jackalope🐇 : Vitalis Megalos}

[clydesgod]

“Oh yeah...I forgot it was my birthday today. Lol. Mom sent me a card in the mail with some cash it! Gonna order a big burger with this!!”

[clydesgod]

“Oh.~ Thank you.~ I don’t think I would’ve seen that otherwise.~” He lied, like a liar as he held his soup delicately. He took the spoon provided with the soup, and began to spoon some of it and gently taste some of it.

“...wait...what...what flavour is this even? I can’t even tell.”

{clydesgod} Vitalis: I'd love to have some of YOUR soup.~ UwU

                ❝ Ask and ye shall receive, young bottom. ❞

                He hands him a comically oversized bowl and pours a metric fuckton of soup into it.  After a beat of silence, a spoon materialises out of thin air and drops into the bowl, a steaming droplet of soup splashing onto his face.  Edgar bit back a smirk.

                ❝ Ah, you have a little something riiiight... ❞   A gloved talon made the vaguest of contact with the demon’s cheek, sharp point tangible even through the material.   ❝ ... there. ❞

[clydesgod]

“Vitalis, you need to pay your share of the rent.”

“Eh? Oh! Well, er, I’ll pay it next month.”

“You said that 3 months ago. You owe me $1478.”

“Can’t I just fuck your landlord? Like, offer myself to him and make him forget about my debt? I have managed to pull it off before y’know.”

“My landlord is a 65 year old lady who has a husband.”

“...And?”

“...”

“GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

[clydesgod]

𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

full name. Vitalis Megalos

nicknames / aliases.   Vitty, Incubunny ,Bambi

size.    5′4′

age.    Early 20′s

zodiac.    Libra

spoken languages. English, Greek

𝖕𝖍𝖞𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

hair fur colour.    Black

eye colour.    Yellow

body type.    Twink

dominant hand.    Right

posture.  Upright

scars.      None

tattoos.    Maybe ;)

most noticeable features.    Innocent face, massive fuck off antlers, and long tongue

𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉  .

place of birth.     Santa Monica, USA

siblings.  None

parents.  Yes, one abandoned him

𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊  .

occupation.  Multiple jobs

current residence(s).   Richard’s crappy apartment, mother’s house (he’s always welcome)

financial status.      Decent

driver’s license.    yes

criminal record.      Haven’t caught him yet

𝖘𝖊𝖝 & 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊  .

sexual orientation.    yes please

preferred sexual role.   Sub, or whatever

turn-ons.      uhuh uhuh

turn-offs.      Nothing now just get in bed-

𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘  .  

hobbies to pass time.   Skate boarding, going to nightclubs, going to parties, hitting up people online

mental illnesses.    Hypersexual

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𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

full name.  

nicknames / aliases.    

size.    

age.    

zodiac.    

spoken languages.  

𝖕𝖍𝖞𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖘  .

hair fur colour.

eye colour.    

body type.    

dominant hand.    

posture.  

scars.      

tattoos.    

most noticeable features.    

𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖍𝖔𝖔𝖉  .

place of birth.      

siblings.  

parents.  

𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊  .

occupation.  

current residence(s).

financial status.      

driver’s license.    

criminal record.      

𝖘𝖊𝖝 & 𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊  .

sexual orientation.    

preferred sexual role.  

turn-ons.      

turn-offs.      

𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘  .  

hobbies to pass time.    

mental illnesses.

[clydesgod]

“Happy cum day everyone!”

“Er.”

“I got nothing.”

“...Take it away Vitalis.”

“...did you really just say ‘cum day’ out loud-”

[clydesgod]

“Ayyyyy it’s slutty sunday baybe!”

“Eh, I’m more of a manwhore monday guy myself. That’s when I party.”