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It’s honestly hard to replace tumblr with another social media not because ‘Ooooh she’s so craaaazy I love her’ but because no other website has a tagging system that lets you easily and efficiently sort your posts and let you find anything on a specific topic as long as you sort it that way

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Eepy

Why do I shake

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The pain is excruciating, and without end!!

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osha compliant blowjob

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Twitter is pulling a Goncharov, its a matter of time before the wrong people hear about it and it becomes a meme of some kind. I'm going to enjoy the Endless Europan Ice War for as long as I can.

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4chan has suffered a site-destroying hack

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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

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in honor of 4chan exploding, I want to remind you all that they used to do “raids” on Tumblr.

they tried to flood the popular tags with gore and porn. this was when Homestuck was at its peak, so they were a target too. (side note: tags barely functioned at all at this point so trying to make them useless was like throwing a molotov into an already burning building but try telling that to 4channers)

but the Homestuck fandom was ready and countered by flooding the tag with weirder, more explicit Homestuck porn and gore.

to the point that the trolls themselves got weirded out, fucked off, and never attempted a “raid” again.

everyone moved on but I stayed there because that is one of the funniest fucking things to happen on this website.

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Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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Hey 4chan refugees ✨ welcome to tumblr, we are a bit different then other websites. Here’s a step by step guide on how to use tumblr !

Settings > account settings > general settings > scroll alllllll the way down > delete account

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

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it's fucking me up how tv shows, movies, and even video games can't be "niche" content anymore