#cxm okazaki

[rjthirsty]

The Perfect Distraction

Kei Okazaki/Reader (Collar x Malice)

Words: 3.3k

A/N: Kei dotes on his injured girlfriend, and then they fuck. CW: Smut, smut, smut. And some flying food.

“Say ‘aaahhh’.” Kei directed as he held the spoon out for you to eat from. Your eyes moved from the spoon to your incredibly loving, caring, concerned boyfriend - a little too concerned as his current behavior was showing.

It wasn’t just that he was spoon feeding you, this was only another example in his recent (over) care for your wellbeing. Before taking it upon himself to feed you, it was that he had to carry you out to the living room from the bedroom. And before that it was dressing you. And before that it was brushing your hair, and your teeth and… the list was long, and it didn’t look like he was going to ease up anytime soon.

“Kei… can we–” before you could finish your thought, he popped the spoon into your mouth.

Thank god he brought takeout.

Kei was wonderful in so many ways, but being able to manage around the house was not one of them. He caught water on fire, somehow. The thought of him actually cooking a good– no, just anything edible was too implausible, and you counted your blessings that he was aware of that.

You finished your surprise spoonful, and aimed for the best frown you could manage, this time not opening your mouth and leaving yourself open. Kei, on the other hand, was already waiting with another scoop of food, looking for all the world like this was the most enjoyable, natural thing in the world.

It wasn’t. It really wasn’t. He had never fed you before, and you knew the reason for it - and everything else - and it was going to need to be addressed before things got out of hand.

“What’s the matter? Not hungry?”

You continued to pout.

“Do you want something else?”

Another question met with silence as you tried to hold onto the unhappy look. It was extraordinarily hard to do with him being so sweet, but you had to. If you didn’t, he was going to make the decisions for you and that’s how you ended up here in the first place.

“Okay. We can eat later.” He set the spoon down and only when his hand moved away from it did you feel safe enough that he wasn’t planning to launch another sneak feeding attack on you.

Kei rose from his chair, and you quickly tried to reach for him to keep him from leaving, so you could properly have ‘that talk’ you wanted. But as you thrust your arm out to grab him, the weight of the new cast on it made it feel bulky and you hadn’t had enough time to adjust to it yet, so you punched the takeout off the table.

You watched in horror as the open container went flying, certain to spill food all over the floor and leave another mess to clean up. But Kei was quick with his reflexes, and somehow he snatched the paper cup out of the air, turning it so the centrifugal force that was carrying the food caused it to land back in the container. It was something out of a wuxia movie.

“Oh wow, that was close.” He said, almost sounding as amazed at himself as you felt at that moment. And while it was amazing, it was also something you could totally see him able to do in nearly any situation. Kei had been part of the special forces for many years, and his ability to handle ridiculous situations like this was one of the many loveable things about him.

Suddenly he was in front of you, the container returned to the table - out of your reach this time. “Are you okay? You didn’t hurt yourself, did you? Let me see.”

There wasn’t even the opportunity to answer any of his questions as he took up your arm with the cast and twisted and turned himself to look at it, rather than moving you.

“Kei!” You yelled, trying to get his attention. His pale purple eyes met yours, a slight look of surprise on his face.

“I’m… fine.” You said, cheeks flushing red. “But we need to talk about… this.” You wiggled your encased arm to indicate the topic.

Kei shoved his hand into his pocket and sat back in the chair. “I’m so, so sorry.”

The guilt was clearly eating at him. Guilt he didn’t need to carry, but with the way he was, he did, especially because it was you he hurt. You suspected that his current actions were a result of the guilt that he was piling onto himself, even though you both knew it was an accident. Accidents happened.

Now, maybe Kei was some sort of superman when it came to being able to prevent you from getting hurt - or food spilling that you literally punched off the table - but that didn’t mean that there wasn’t going to be a time that he couldn’t prevent it. And that time had come the previous day.

He had been teaching you self-defense techniques to ensure you could manage somewhat on your own, if the chance came that you two weren’t together and you found yourself in danger. And while the basics had already been taught to you, such as how to fall and roll without injury, you had a mild moment of panic and forgot what it felt like to fall safely the first time you had moved on to more advanced techniques.

The cast was the result of that single second of panic. You had fallen on your elbow, and the bone had been jostled, breaking your ulna in your forearm. It wasn’t a bad break, but you were going to be set in that hard plaster for a month, and on your dominant hand too.

From that moment, Kei had taken to doting on you like you were incapable of managing anything on your own, including insisting he carry you to the living room. You could walk fine. Your arm didn’t affect your feet. But his overprotectiveness had come out because of this, and it looked like he didn’t trust you to even walk on your own.

A memory from when you had first started dating came back to you, when Kei had confessed that he had a desire to lock you up so he could protect you. It was all starting to make sense now. It had sounded like a joke then, but now…

“I can take care of myself, Kei.” You tried to say gently, placatingly, doing your best to ignore the puppy dog look he was giving you. “... For most things…” You couldn’t help but give him a little. It was so hard to say no to him.

“So, no feeding?” He asked.

“No, no feeding. And I can walk! But…” You wracked your brain to try to think of something he could help you with. You just hadn’t had enough experience to know what the cast was going to impede on. Then it hit you… but how do you say it? “Well…” You started out again, and the way he was so intently looking at you made your heartbeat speed up. “You could… maybe… offer a distraction?”

“A distraction, hmm?” Kei tilted his head in thought, his eyes moving towards the ceiling like he was looking into his own mind.

The seconds dragged on, your heartbeat continued to pound and now your cheeks were growing flushed at the thoughts running through your head that didn’t appear to be running through his. Maybe you weren’t clear enough. Maybe you’d have to actually tell him what you were thinking– maybe he’d make you say it.

He’d play a silly game where he pretends like he doesn't know the ins and outs of how to heat your body up and make you into a mess. You both knew better, but it was one of the ways he’d gently bully you into saying things that you found difficult. And you’d oblige, because you liked how hot it made him to hear you struggle to say those things.

By the time his eyes returned to you, your cheeks were blazing. The thoughts dancing in your head were far from pure, and he could surely tell. Something in his lilac eyes shimmered a dark shadow that made him look feverish, just like the way you felt.

Kei scooped you up in his arms and for a moment, you almost didn’t want to protest, because you had an idea of where this was headed. But where was the fun in submitting so easily? “I said I can walk!” You cried, despite wrapping your arms around him for stabilization.

“What’s that? You want me to carry you to the bedroom?” He smiled as he completely ignored your protest.

“I didn’t say that…” Another pout landed on your lips.

“But it’s the middle of the day! What could you be planning?”

“A nap.” You said blandly.

Kei set you carefully on the bed. His eyes locked with yours as he crawled onto the firm mattress, nudging a knee between your legs so he could move over you, his voice coming out in a low, sexy murmur, “I’m not tired, though.”

Unable to put weight on your arm, you were forced to lay against the pillows, making it difficult to look defiant with you being so compliant. “Oh? That’s too bad.”

Despite the words you were using, you gave no indication that you were sleepy, or ready for a nap. You tangled the fingers of your uninjured hand into Kei’s shirt, sneaking it up his stomach as you clutched at it and gently pulled.

One of his hands slipped under your shirt, his thumb tucking along the hem and bunching the fabric up as his fingers moved higher on your body. He ghosted his fingers along the underside of your breast, then tucked your shirt under you to keep your stomach uncovered for him. Then he sank towards you and his warm lips touched yours, just like his abdomen to yours - skin to skin, with nothing between you two in those spots.

His mouth moved against your lips, parting just enough to direct you to do the same, and you followed his request. His tongue played along yours, just a brief touch as if greeting– or teasing , you thought to yourself. A thought you enjoyed, and you hummed a small moan in your throat.

A sound like that was the sort of thing Kei loved to hear from you. It was fuel to his desires. He kissed you harder, deeper, more needy. This time he wasn’t teasing and he poured the fire inside him into his kisses, letting the flames lick you in the way he licked you, his tongue caressing and tasting every bit of you.

At some point he had moved both legs between yours, and while you hadn’t noticed it happen, you did notice the way he pushed your thighs apart with his. He rubbed his crotch against yours, stroking his growing erection, and a pressure began to grow in your groin. It wasn’t pleasure, yet, but the promise of what was to come. Your body remembered the way he felt inside you, and you clenched against nothing, arousal instantly sparking to life.

Kei broke his mouth away from yours, kissing your jaw towards your ear. His tongue touched your earlobe first, giving a delicate lick like he was trying to pull it into his mouth, but instead he brought his teeth to drag against the soft skin. “Still interested in napping?” He breathed into your ear, lips brushing against it as he spoke.

“Hnnnhmmaybe.” You wriggled below him, hips shifting from side to side while you tried to nuzzle his hard dick against your clit, finding no relief with so many layers of clothing between the two of you.

He dragged his parted lips along your neck, breathing along the skin. When he found the nape of your neck, he gave a nip, then pressed a kiss to the spot, as if apologizing. “I have something else in mind.”

“I wonder what it could be?” Continuing to swing your hips slowly from side to side, Kei rubbed himself against your mound just as slowly, the two of you grinding against the friction of each other.

Kei’s hand moved down to your hip, his fingers tucking into your pants and underwear where he bunched the waist in his hand like he was ready to rip them off you. “Just say the word.”

You let out a small whine. You knew what he wanted to hear, but he also knew that you were often contrary just to be contrary, and this was him pitting you against yourself. As always, the urge to deny him surged up. You wanted to push him to his limits until he was begging for your permission. But you also wanted him to ravish you, to make you his because you enjoyed when he had the control over you to leave you begging for him.

“Kei…” There was a desperate plea in the way you said his name, but Kei didn’t relent. He continued to grind against you. His hand on your waistband gave a small tug, reminding you he was ready whenever you were. And you were ready! But you had to tell him, and your loving, affectionate, manipulative boyfriend was in control.

“Please…” You begged.

“Please what?” Kei kissed the side of your mouth, watching you squirm.

You pressed your lips and glanced away. “I’m not tired anymore. Please?”

You heard him chuckle - felt him chuckle - the way his breath gusted against your cheek, the way his chest flexed away from you, and the way his groin bounced as he stopped his humping. He pushed himself backwards to oblige. “Good girl.”

It was only a matter of seconds before he had stripped you of your pants and panties, and only a few more for him to slip out of his own pants and underwear. Then he was between your legs again, his hand wrapped around his dick as he rubbed the glans along your slit. His finger brushed between your folds, collecting your wetness and spreading it over his cock’s head, his knuckle nudging your hooded nub with every stroke he gave himself.

Impatience had you rocking towards him, trying to give yourself something more to rub against.

He smirked and took his sweet time, dragging it out until you were on the edge of just giving up out of frustration. Then his dick was pressed against your entrance, and he slowly sank into you. Agonizingly slow. Slow enough that you could feel every inch as you rolled your hips into the mattress and into him to help work his cock inside you.

You huffed in mock annoyance, wanting him to stop toying with you and just dick you deep and hard how you liked it. But he had the upper hand today, and he knew it. He sat there, leaving you writhing beneath him as he gloated silently over you, letting you know who was in charge.

“Kei!” You cried, any more of this and you’d pass into actually being frustrated.

Kei descended on you, covering your mouth with his. He stole whatever protests and pleas you were about to utter, shoving his tongue between your lips as you gasped at the ferocity in his kiss. Your eyes slipped close and as your tongues twirled and danced, his hips pulled from yours and then slammed back into you.

The first groan you let out was completely unintentional, causing you to break the kiss he had forced onto you. His hips rammed into you again, and this time, you caught your breath that he had stolen away. Another rough pound, and he wasn’t toying with you any longer. His rhythm picked up and soon he was pistoning his dick into you. The weight of him slapping against your loins was as comforting as his cock dragging inside your cunt was stimulating.

Whimpers and mewls squeaked out of your throat, small moans that were cut short by the fast pace at which Kei fucked you. He liked those sounds, you knew, and it wasn’t long before he was grunting in response to each tiny noise you let slip. Hearing him was also erotic. Knowing you were the reason for those sounds, and knowing that he was getting off on getting you off, made the whole experience even hotter.

His thrusts slowed, and he pulled out. Without needing prompting, you started to roll over, but stopped halfway on your side, your casted arm was going to prevent you from getting on hands and knees. You let out a sigh, looking at your injury.

“I’m sorry…”

“No, it’s okay!” You tried to sound a little too chipper about the inconvenience. “When you draw attention to it, you’re failing as a distraction.”

Kei lightly chuckled. “Right. Distraction time.”

He hoisted your top leg up, setting your ankle on his shoulder and straddled your bottom leg, then shoved his dick into you. It was rough and surprising, and certainly proved to distract you from your broken bone. It was a new, delicious angle, and the way he rocked into you made you wonder why you didn’t do this more often.

Kei ran his fingers down your extended thigh, towards your exposed sex. Now that he wasn’t covering your pelvic mound - or pounding into you - he had easier access to your clit and took advantage of that. Not only was he thrusting into spots you weren’t used to feeling him, at a pace that was not often one you two worked with, but he also brushed at your clit, flicking it with his thumb, and toying with it like he would your nipple. The angle made it perfect for giving it a soft pinch between the pads of his fingers.

“Ooohh…” You had tried to say something more intelligent, but all that came out was a noise at the new sensations.

Kei responded inside you, his dick throbbing causing your walls to flex and spasm back, and suddenly you let out another cut off moan. Kei gave a grunting groan, and the tension in your groin started to coil and build again. His fingers continued to work your clit. His cock dragged and pushed inside you. And his little grunts filled your ears.

Somehow, this angle made it feel like he was bigger than every other time, and you could feel his climax approaching with the way he got more stiff and seemed to swell. Whenever his dick would flex, you could feel it kick against you, and your body responded by clenching, and winding that coil tighter.

You were nearly there, yourself. Whimpering as you teetered on the edge of orgasm, not knowing what you needed in that moment to send you tipping over the ledge.

“Oh fuck.” Kei suddenly said, ramming into you, instincts telling him to push deeper.

He had never said that before!

Your thoughts scattered as those two words carried you to climax. He hugged your leg, pressing his pelvis to yours despite him already being as deep as he could go. Your insides clenched and squeezed his cock.

“Fuck–ngh.” He stammered, thrusting again. The drag of his dick making your cunt throb.

You dug your fingers into the sheets, just trying to find something to hold onto so you didn’t get carried away completely.

Gasping, you swung your leg down to lay flat on your back and Kei collapsed on top of you. He set his forehead on your shoulder and wrapped you in an embrace as he panted, pulling himself together as much as you were attempting to.

As you snuggled up in Kei’s arms, you had a vague, fleeting realization that you had completely forgotten about your broken bone. But even that thought faded as you drifted off in the arms of your over-protective, loving boyfriend.

[luhuala]

Collar x Malice Chibis~

[nonsensetime]

[smalltownotomeenjoyer]

I made a meme :3

Some notes here:

1) Sasazuka says both of those things in the order they appear in the meme upon being asked.

2) Enomoto and Yanagi are giving MC the exact same bewildered look in this scenario. The difference between them however, is that Enomoto is taking the question seriously (imagining MC as a worm), and Yanagi is trying to humor MC, but is failing miserably.

3) Okazaki and MC have a very lengthy and serious discussion about what their literal worm wedding would be like.

4) Reactions to MC saying that to the LIs:

a) Sasazuka: “What the literal actual fuck are you on about.”

b1) Shiraishi (chapter 1): “You… are truly unfortunate…”

b2) Shiraishi (Good ending): “That sounds lovely :)”

c) Enomoto, hung up on the word “kissed”: “h h i thi nk th at wou ld be po g”

d) Yanagi, legitimately appalled: “Um???? Huh????”

e) You already know Okazaki’s response.

[h20milk]

doodle dump from twitter ✩

[onyourowndaisymae]

if there's one thing that okazaki's gonna do every route, it's start shit

[mamadayoo]

"But if I say that I won't die, will you let me protect you?"

I love him

[kumoriyami-xiuzhen]

2020 Collar x Malice Christmas Side Story English translation

merry xmas!

I finally managed to finish this... after asking about this being translated more than a year ago though it doesn't help that this was waaaaaaay longer than I thought it would be (plus i was busy since my family is hosting xmas, sorry!).😅 going to focus on deemo the day after tomorrow maybe... then my queue for next year. hopefully...?

anyway, enjoy!

OTOMATE Christmas 2020 Collar×Malice SS

Translation by KumoriYami

*The settings of this SS are inconsistent with the main game, and uses the setting from the ~Challenge from the Phantom Thief Adonis~ drama.

——December, 20XX.

Shinjuku, which was bustling with people, was able to to welcome another peaceful day today. Occasionally, there were some fights and quarrels that broke out in the streets everyday so the people in Yanagi Aiji's detective firm were also running around today.

Enomoto:….It's a request to investigate an extramarital affair again~ it's so terribly sad, why do we have to stay in front of the hotel to monitor couples…

Yanagi: It's good to have a request during this downturn. That being said, the success of this commission will largely depend on your mobility… Sorry, Enomoto.

Enomoto: I'm happy to be relied on by Yanagi-senpai.. Anyway, to cheat on Christmas, what on earth are they thinking? It's so wonderful to be in love together.

Shiraishi: There are many couples who break up at Christmas, for example those who accidently discover the other party's bad sides, and want to change their frame of mind before the new year, and there is also the possibility of finding out the cheating happening for a long time, and taking the opportunity to find their true love. It's a simple idea, isn't it?

Enomoto: Is it that simple…? To have someone to spend Christmas with is a luxury! Those people who are cheating or determining their destinies, really have no dreams!

Sasazuka: Don't worry, none of these things have anything to do with you.

Enomoto: I might have a chance this year!? That's right, on a snowy white Christmas… a beautiful woman speaking to me on a street... "I want to go to a party, but I'm lost…"

Sasazuka: And then he was taken away for a suspicious discussion, the end.

Shiraishi: I'm under the impression that the other party would extort you into buying them an expensive pot in the guise of a Christmas gift.

Enomoto:……At least!! Let me imagine it!!

Yanagi: You guys…. do your work seriously, Hoshino is resting today, and there are lot of things that haven't been dealt with yet.

Sasazuka: That guy's absence won't affect my productivity.

Enomoto: You're being like that again~ you're so dishonest…. Ah, someone's here, is it a courier? Come in, come in——

Kazuki:......Hello everyone.

Enomoto: Oh, isn't this Hoshino's younger brother? What's wrong?

Kazuki: I heard her say that she accidently brought documents from work back, though she's asleep right now.

Yanagi: Ah, Hoshino sent me a text message asking me to get them, we were supposed to pick them up.

Kazuki: It doesn’t matter, I didn't have anything to do anyway, and was going to a nearby store, so I came here.

Enomoto: Wa-Wait a moment, Hoshino's brother, it's rare for you to come here, so have some tea before leaving.

Kazuki:...Are you trying to draw out what my sister likes from me?

Enomoto: Hey, that sort of caution, you aren't lacking any of it…!

Kazuki:...Pfft, these sort of agendas are completely unhidden, you aren't a bad person either… and the opposite of someone with fiendish eyes.

Sasazuka: It's too annoying to target each word, rebellious phase.

Kazuki: Who's in their rebellious phase…! The one I don't trust the most is you.

Okazaki: Don't worry, otōto-kun, he's more or less a bit twisted, but everyone is a good person

Kazuki: It's definitely better than my first impression… huh? What's with you, where did you come from?

Okazaki: Ahaha, everyone here knows about this, so don't mind it.

Shiraishi：I mean, we're just asking him about Christmas presents, right?

Yanagi: Indeed, it's more efficient than us worrying and troubling ourselves over it.

Kazuki:...What do you mean?

——As a result, Yanagi and the others explained to the entire matter to Kazuki.

Christmas is coming, and while wanting to buy her a gift since she's been working hard, they however did not know what to buy. Kazuki sighed impatiently after listening to the general gist of the matter.

Yanagi: You're siblings, so you must have exchanged Christmas gifts, right?

Kazuki: I did when I was younger, but haven't recently… this sort of thing is really embarrassing.

Shiraishi: Then what did you give her when you were a kid?

Kazuki:......Cat plushies, and things like that.

Shiraishi: Eh, that's more tasteful than I imagined, in any case, I also want to receive a cat plush as a gift.

Yanagi: Don’t go off topic… Then, do you know what she's been wanting recently?

Kazuki: How did I know that… Ah, she said she wanted to buy a new frying pan.

Yanagi:…Kitchenware, huh, I also happen to buy a new one, and it's actually not difficult to choose.

Kazuki: She also said that she wanted a new cutting board...

Enomoto: So homely…! But, you should consider the other person’s preferences and habits when choosing.

Sasazuka: If you're going to say that, it'll be endless, giving gifts is purely an act of self-gratification, and no matter how much you worry about it, it'll be useless so it’s best for everyone to just give what they want.

Enomoto: No way! No sneaking out of this! What if one of us gives her a present that captivates her!

Okazaki: Enomoto-kun…it's a bit confusing for you to say that.

Enomoto: You're the one who needs the most attention, right?! You must be the type to ask a girl to a high-end restaurant/hotel with a night view!?

Okazaki: Alright, I'll sneak off to plan a secret date when you're not paying attention.

Enomoto: I said not to sneak away!!

Kazuki: Hey, are you guys so free that you're arguing about what gifts to buy like this, or is this place about to go out of business?

Yanagi: I get what you're saying, but everyone here is very capable and does a good job.

Kazuki: Hmph… It's true that if you work hard, you can earn a lot of impression points.

Okazak: Putting aside your sister, what sort of gift would you give to a girl you liked, Kazuki?

Kazuki:...........A ring, or something like that?

Enomoto: Th-That's so hardcore!?

Okazaki: Wow, I didn't expect you to be the type bind someone.

Kazuki: Many girls in my classes who are clamoring to receive rings. If you aren't dating the other person, it wouldn't be bad to give them earrings.

Sasazuka: I see, you're a pretentious person in front of other people, while you cling to your sister at home.

Kazuki: You guys are so infuriating… I'm pretty normal, alright?

Yanagi: Okay okay, he's still a high school student, and is at the age to bs sensitive to love.

Shiraishi: Could it be that you've experienced it? When Yanagi-kun was in high school, in order to save his kidnapped girlfriend, didn't he rush into the enemy's base by himself and cause a huge fuss?

Yanagi: Where did you learn about that?

Shiraishi: Enomoto-kun borrowed my manga that depicted the story of a protagonist who stood up to protect his girlfriend and was reincarnated into another world.

Okazaki: I'm a bit concerned about the future developments, so can you let me borrow it so I can take a look?

Kazuki:...Hey, the more you guys talk, the more off-topic you get, you guys are too free.

Enomoto: Ah, sorry! So, um, a Christmas present to give Hoshino…

In this way, everyone began having a heated discussion about what to give as a gift. After consulting Kazuki's suggestions, they prepared themselves and waited for Christmas to arrive.

——A few days later, it was Christmas day.

Once work ended, the office was filled with delicious food and adorned with Christmas decorations when the doorbell rang. Hoshino, who had gone out to buy something, had probably returned, and Enomoto hurriedly walked towards the door.

Ichika: He-Hello, um… there's an express delivery.

Enomoto: What, it's a courier. Hm? This voice…

Enomoto was astounded as he opened the door, and was powerful sight appeared before his eyes.

Enomoto: UAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Sasazuka: Shut up, that's like the scream before death…——Ha?

Everyone was drawn to Enomoto's screeching, and all looked towards the door.

Standing in the doorway were two people dressed in red Christmas outfits.

Ichika: Everyone, Merry Christmas！

Kazuki: Eh, why me too....

Yanagi: Hoshino… and Kazuki, why are you dressed like this?

Ichika: Um, to thank everyone who is striving to protect the city's peace, Sana Claus came to give everyone presents!...I suddenly dressed up like this, and everyone started to laugh

Enomoto: Wh-What are you saying!? How can we laugh! Christmas COS!? Thumbs up!! Amazing!! No…………it's the best in the universe!!

Shiraishi: Hehe, Enomoto completely short-circuited, like a broken robot.

Sasazuka: So, who's idea was this?

Ichika:…Okazaki-san gave me this idea…

Kazuki: At first this guy was just worrying about what sort of Christmas gift to buy for his coworkers and came to me for advice. As a result, I somehow fell for the unorthodox SP's trap and things ended up like this.

Okazaki: Don't say that, I just gave my own opinions for what would definitely make Yanagi-san and everyone else feel happy.

Yanagi: Okazaki… it was you after all, although your opinions this time were quite serious.

Enomoto: It's better to say that this was done beautifully! This is Christmas COS…! Santa Claus has arrived——!

Sasazuka: Calm down a little, why don't you let Shiraishi give you an injection of anesthesia?

Enomoto: Don't treat me like I'm some animal!? That's a genuine crime!

Shiraishi: It's not impossible, but I'd have to carefully calculate the dosage because he's so sturdy. Having said that, everyone's reaction is subtle except for Enomoto, Yanagi-kun, don't you feel happy?

Yanag: Huh? No, I'm not happy...

Ichika: So-Sorry! For an adult to dress up in Santa Clause COS, it's so shameful, I'll go change my clothes…!

Everyone: Wait.

Kazuki:......Everyone's urging you to stop? Even that Sasazuka with a bad attitude…… (Just now, did d everyone think the same thing at the same time?)

Sasazuka: It'd be a shame to not have Santa Claus for Christmas.

Enomoto: Right, right! Without you, we can't have Christmas!

Shiraishi: Santa Claus sneaks in through the chimney, right? Why does you dress so conspicuously? Red is such a distinct colour, it's like deliberately trying to draw people's attention… they have a tendency towards committing theatrical crimes.

Okazaki:....Don't worry, this outfit ~really ~ suits you. Yanagi-kun and the others were just captivated by it, and their minds crashed blanked out instantly, right. You all have to say what you really think, otherwise they'll be too pitiful.

Ichika: Okazaki-san, your words seem a bit artificial...

Kazuki: Anyway, we didn't need your ideas about Christmas COS at all. We're just pandering to the holiday ambience, that's all.

Enomoto: I've been giving compliments since the start, right!? Hoshino… and Hoshino's younger brother… Thank you for bringing me the miracle of Christmas… I'm so moved right now

Ichika: Really? It's great if you're happy.

Kazuki: That person's reactions was too drastic, it's too disgusting.

Yanagi: Anyway, you prepared this Christmas surprise for us. We've also set up the place here, so let's let’s start the Christmas party.

Ichika：Uh, if possible, can we give these first…

Kazuki: These gifts are pretty heavy.

Yanagi: Ah, I'm sorry, I'll accept it with gratitude.

Ichika: Then, First... is Yanagi-san. Thank you for always leading us as the director of the detective agency, and it's thank to Yanagi-san's calm and cool judgements, that we're able to handle our work with a peace of mind when we encounter difficulties.

Yanagi:...Hoshino.... I would like to thank you for attenuative assistance all this time, which allowed me to operate operations smoothly, and I hope you will continue to advise me in the future.

Ichika: Please advice me too! Next up is Shiraishi-san. When I saw Shiraishi-san solve difficult cases through your keen observations, almost like magic… I have great respect for how experienced and knowledgeable side. However, please don't always tease me!

Shiraishi: That's because the way your expressions change is so very interesting, and I'm not teasing you, I'm just observing your reactions while we talk, from this perspective, it can be considered that you're helping me

Okazaki: Shiraishi-san is also an amazing tsundere.

Ichika: Hehe. The next one is for Sasazuka-san, your strict advice has given me confidence, and although it's sometimes quite Spartan, I still know that it's the manifestation of your kindness. Thank you for your help as always.

Sasazuka:…80 points, keep up with me, and don’t fall behind.

Ichika: Alright! The next is for Enomoto-san. You've always been a joy to have around the office, and have created a relaxing and cheerful atmosphere, furthermore, you still always help me make up for the mistakes I accidently make while I'm working… I'm so fortunate such a gentle senpai looking after me!

Enomoto: !! O-Obviously I'm the one who's being healed! Wah…. Terrible, there's sweat coming from my eyes… For me, you've been such an excellent kouhai! Hoshino! Let's continue to work hard to protect peace in the city!

Kazuki: Wow, he seems to be really crying… Is this person okay?

Ichika: Next is Okazaki-san, thank you for your continued commissions. Thanks to you, the detective agency has been slowly been able to develop properly.

Okazaki; Wow, you also got me a gift too? But, only my speech was very official, which feels a bit lonely….

Ichika: Um, you've always been willing to help me solve my problems, which has been a great help. Not only do I feel embarrassed about always asking you to take me home at night… can I ask that you please continue?

Okazaki: Of course, you are super welcome, as being relied upon by you is a reward in itself for me.

Sasazuka: That guy is the number one sneaker.

Yanagi:...It's fine if you have a good relationship, but don't trust Okazaki too much, as there are times he sends you home as an excuse, when he actually has ulterior motives.

Okazaki: Yes, yes, Yanagi-otō-san, don't be jealous of me

Ichika: And... lastly, I want to give a gift to Kazuki.

Kazuki: Huh? Give to me?

Ichika: Yes, thank you for everything, and although it's a bit embarrassing, I'm very happy to be your sister, and will continue to advise/look after you in the future!

Kazuki:…………

Sasazuka: Don't cry, otōto.

Kazuki: I'm not crying!….I'm just going to say…. being your brother, is truly great…. Thank you, onee-san.

Ichika: Kazuki...!

Shiraishi:...Hey, I'm almost being blinded by this beautiful sister and brother relationship, but don't forget that we're still here.

Ichika: Eh?

Enomoto: Shi-Shiraishi-san, look at the mod before you speak! Let them enjoy the moment for a while!

Sasazuka: It's useless to pretend that you can't see, that'll just be more awkward.

Yanagi: Yeah, that's true. Hoshino, this is our Christmas gift to you from us and Kazuki.

Ichika: Eh.... everyone got me a present!? Even Kazuki...

Sasazuka: It's to thank you for your continued efforts, so remember that you're not the only one who wants to express their gratitude.

Okazaki: Hehe, it's rare to see such a straightforward Takeru-kun, with the implication being that you like Ichika-chan the most, right?

Sasazuka: Don't interpret my thoughts without my permission.

Shiraishi: Although your abiliites are insuficicent, and require us to teach you many things, it would be very problematic if you suddenly disappeared. In other words, we find comparable value from you

Enomoto: Shiraishi-san, your talking around in circles too much. What we mean is that you are necessary existence to us, so thank you everything!

Ichika: Everyone... thank you!

Yanagi: Kazuki also helped us with picking out the gifts together, and although we had our own opinions, I thought this gift was a good choice.

Ichika: Kazuki, when did you...

Kazuki: Because you guys are so serious…. How do I put it, you all said that you wanted to give each other a Christmas surprise, which really bothered me a lot, so my position was to be like Cupid.

Enomoto: You're right, you two are like angels that descended down to the earth…! Yosh! I’m going to drink a lot today——! Kanpai——!

Sasazuka: I'm hungry, and would rather eat than drink. Hey Enomoto, that spot is mine.

Shiraishi: Ah, my Christmas gift is a cat plush. I see. Was that part of the investigation?

Okazaki: Haha, everyone's like kids enjoying Christmas.

Yanagi: It's good to relax once in a while, Hoshino, the food's almost ready, can you help me decorate it? As expected, I still need your help.

Ichika: Okay!

——In December, it snowed in Shinjuku.

On this peaceful street, this warm Christmas Eve continued.

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sorry i meant to translate this earlier... but my eyes were having issues. they're still feeling a tad irritated though they're significantly better compared to when it started last saturday though.

Anyway, since this was content from one of Otomate's website, i have made this post un-bloggable (standard for me to do that when it's something from one of their websites), and I made a few adjustments to this based on the what names some of the characters use to address one another in the game... not sure if those changes are completely accurate since I haven't touched CxM for a while.

[hellcatinnc]

Kei Okazaki IS So Funny!

This is why I love Kei so much he was calm and collect yet still got in Mineo's head LMAO!

[minestracalda]

i can fix him you guys

[keiaoi811]

Yoshinari and small Okazaki eating....who knows what kind of flavor chips-

[ur-mousey]

Rant Masterlist ~

Request rules and other master lists are here.

Ghibli Movies + Other Films

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My Neighborhood Totoro ~ Fuck my Life

Four year old Mei and her ten year old sister, Satsuki, moves to a small town with their dad. They discover the wonders of the home and the land around, meeting Totoro and friends. Throughout the movie, the sisters struggle to be close through their fears of losing their mother who is ill in the hospital.

Howl's Moving Castle ~ Made me a Simp

Sophie is an eighteen-year-old orphan who owns a hat shop passed down by her father. One day, Sophie runs into Howl and a new world is opened to them when a jaded witch curses her to be a ninety-year-old woman. To reverse the curse, Sophie must embark aboard Howl's Moving Castle.

Princess Mononoke ~ I Found My Ideal Man and Dream Milf

A feral boar possessed by a demon attacks the village of Ashitaka, the young warrior prince. With his own strengths, Ashitaka single-handedly killed the boar. However, in the process, he gets cursed to die via a fatal wound on his arm. Ashitaka must travel west to learn more about the demon and this curse.

Through his journey, he meets San, the princess of the wolves, and her battles against Iron Town.

Collar x Malice

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General Summary:

This Otome game features a dystopian Shinjuku, Tokyo where under threat of a terrorist organization, citizens are forced under lockdown and given easy access to firearms. No more can normal civilians tell friend from foe. Crime runs rampant and distrust of the police grows. Especially as there are no conclusions to the 'X-Day' incidents.

Adonis has started a countdown to the rebirth of Japan. It began in May when four officers were kidnapped and murdered the following month on livestream (IX). Now, approaching 0 in December, you get to venture into this twisted world as rookie cop, Ichika Hoshino. Who is kidnapped on her way home, and forcibly collared.

Can you navigate the cases?

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Y'all Don't Understand (I'm obsessed)

Thoughts on Ichika Hoshino and Kazuki

Ponytail and Stalkers

Thoughts on Okazaki Kei and Shiraishi Kageyuki

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

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General Summary:

A water contamination scheme keeps the brother-sister duo, Andrew and Ashley Graves, locked in their apartment neglected, on the verge of starvation. They discover a way out through demonic shenanigans.

Can these two grow past their childhood identities? Or are they destined to be each other's demise?

Should We Really Care about the Incest?

Overall Thoughts on the Contrevesy of Taboo Storytelling

[nonsensetime]

In the manga of Dungeon Meshi the characters find copies of them based on the perception of the other characters, so I thought on making something similar with these two.

This is based on the common route btw. Their opinions may change after that.

[smalltownotomeenjoyer]

ANOTHER MEME!!!!

Tbh, this could work with any parasite combo, but I chose Sasazuka and Okazaki just because. Expect more memes with these stupid assholes soon, because I am unwell for all of them.

[dreameffectss]

Finished Collar X Malice recently so I doodled the bois!!! (Dont ask why its so bad i havent done traditional in so long i did my best LOL)

If you were wondering, Kei is best boy, definitely didn't yell when I heard he was voiced by yuki kaji<3

[onyourowndaisymae]

almost ruined this scene for me because i couldn't stop thinking about that fucking arthur meme when he said that