#cw: pregnancy scare

[helluvakippie]

Alastor deciding that none of his potential suitors are trustworthy/won't take his fawn from him so screw you all, he's living Single Mom LIFE

[bandsandwristbands]

Lee with baby. Pregnant Lee . That’s all thank you

He is s t r e s s i n g Gaara o u t

I personally hc Gaara as the one more likely to physically carry a pregnancy for many reasons but mainly because Lee would be unable to hold back on training and heavy lifting and put poor gaara (and probably midwife sakura) into a constant state of anxiety

[intercomkris]

🚬i hate you so much sometimes i wish you'd die...

Marcato Scott-Tanaka. age: 27-early 30s ish gender: cis male nationality: american ethnicity: haitian, japanese occupation: drug dealer

[bea-beast2007]

Probably gonna get bullied for posting this but fuck it we die like men up in this bitch

[smol-bean-boi13]

😬

Uh oh part 1 - (this is part 2)

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[robobee]

i am the funniest man on the planet. nobody understands being on the 7th plane of existence. i am like 2 off from nirvana

[aetheternity]

Ngl it bugs me a little bit when I'm reading an x reader with pregnant reader and said pregnant reader got that way because of an immortal being but the pregnancy is completely the same as it would be for a normal human baby..

JUST GO NUTS WITH THE DETAILS DAMMIT

Have the immortal father explain to reader that carrying said baby to full term would only require four months of pregnancy instead of the normal nine. Have said baby need far more food than a normal baby. Have a huge risk of death. Maybe even have said baby talk to their mom in the womb via telepathy. The options are literally endless.

[gravehags]

idk what stage of my cycle i’m in now that my period has just ended but let’s just call it the “i want the ghouls to run a train on me and not stop til i’ve got one of each of their kits inside me thanks” stage 🥴

[divinemissem13]

In case anyone was wondering what goes through my head on a 5 hour solo road trip, apparently it's stuff like this. 🤷‍♀️

Fritz had always been the one who wanted kids, and that’s what made this an especially cruel twist of fate now. It was also why Brenda knew that if her suspicions were correct, she was going to keep it. She was never made to be a mother. Too selfish, too callous, too emotionally stunted. The last time she thought she might be pregnant it turned out to be the harbinger of some major health issues and a part of her almost wished for that to be the case again. But then there was that (tiny, miniscule) part of her that wished she actually were pregnant this time because then she’d have a little piece of Fritzi to keep with her for the rest of her life. Although how she’d ever do this without him, she had no idea.

[ask-the-sexyman-squad]

so guys, how are yall gonna plan the baby shower?

“Honestly, it probably should be private…but I dunno! It’s up to DT and Dad Alastor. Though I have a suggestion! We should get a ring bear for the ceremony! It’ll lighten things up.”

“A WHAT??”

“Little Miss Sunshine, that’s a wrong type of celebration for a ring bearer!”

“She said bear, Alastor…”

“….Oh.”

“OH INDEED!”

“We aren’t getting a bear period.”

“…why is she like this.”

"A sweet little suggestion, but I'm afraid we're going to have to decline it, my dear. As for it being a private get together, I absolutely agree on it!"

"Especially with how easy things could get out to the public...not that I hate the spotlight! I just don't want this being known...aside from just doing the spell and turning out to be successful, we don't have a solid plan yet."

"How about we make a solid plan tonight? That way we'll be prepared and ready for the birth in three months: demonic pregnancies are much shorter than average, thanks to magic. As to you folks, stay tuned for that!"

"THREE MONTHS????"

[weindenburg]

apparently woohooing in a bush does NOT reduce the risk of pregnancy? :/

[dogboy-collared]

having a breeding kink & a horrible fear of actually getting pregnant is such a strange combination. like god, yes, breed me until i can't walk and i can feel your seed in every part of me. but also id rather kill myself than actually grow something inside of me. i love the idea of growing and being cared for but the idea of childbirth and being forced to have an entire other person im responsible for makes me want to shut down the horny stuff altogether and go become a nun

[e-m-p-error]

"Shit." {{ Because Ale knocked Crimson up. XD }}

Send "Shit." For my muse to show yours a positive pregnancy test.

[ Crimson ]

"What the fuck...?" Crimson stared at the test in his hands, looking up at his wife with a confused grimace, "This-- What the fuuuck?"

There was no reason for him to be pregnant, he didn't think, and yet, here he was with a positive pregnancy test in his hand. Standing naked in his bathroom, he set it on the counter and grabbed another box.

"That can't be right."

[spydcddya]

the first time twilight loses his cool and it's, "you expect me to produce a child within seven days ?!" and here he is probably thinking he has to find a woman who's ovulating and impregnate her within that window. for just a split second he's dumb af but calms down, reflects & remembers he's an agent and has to produce a child in the non traditional sense.

[the-worst-fe-player]

Turns out I was to submissive and breedable

[gggno]

“Something’s up with you, and I’m not letting you go until you tell me what it is.” / @ uma

despite blocking her way, harry's face contorts like a cornered animal. his prideful eye shadow is smeared across his cheeks, the watery shine presumably due to sweat, hopefully not tears — neither of them is good with tears.

having someone who knows you inside out is both a curse and a blessing. he is as much an open book to her as she is to him, and this is perhaps why they are equals even in conflicts like this. she can read his feelings well: stressed, confused, and ultimately, scared — she knows very well this is all because of her.

still, with all those emotions slowly souring into rage, harry doesn't yell. he whispers, coos, pleas. like he is afraid that he would startle her.

it's only fair she returns the same respect and care, even if her stomach turns from the source of this quarrel. in fact, the more her stomach turns, the more terrified she is to acknowledge it.

she has avoided harry for days and she risks losing him if she lets the silence grow any bigger. she considers lying for a brief second — he is too smart for her to pull it off, and she loves him too much to hold back the truth.

but to tell him... she risks losing him too.

she looks at him, brushes a finger over his frown and drops her gaze entirely.

"i don't think you can take this, harry," because neither can i, "just walk away while you still can. pretend you didn't notice and quit asking."

sucking in a deep breath, she decides, "it'll be over soon."