#cw mouthwashing

[elipapayo]

Headcannon last names for the Tulpar 5:

Curly: Curly Anderson

Reasoning: Curly isn't a super popular boys name, so I thought it would be really funny if he had a basic bitch last name. Maybe his parents wanted to give him a unique first name so he wouldn't have an everyman name.

Jimmy (Sorry you had to read that): Jimmy Wilson

Reasoning: It sounded enough like a name I'd read on FBI's most wanted. Also, he doesn't deserve a cool name. So he gets the basic name of Wilson.

Anya: Anya Solovyov

Reason: Anya is a Russian/Spanish version of the name Anna, but I got distinctly Russian vibes from her? So I went with Russian. Solovyov means Nightingale, which is a beautiful bird. I thought Anya deserved something nice. If I were to go the Spanish route, her name would be Anya Figueroa. The reasoning is a bit more complicated. From what I researched, Figueroa loosely means "Fig tree," and although I'm not religious, I always interpreted Anya as someone who would be, or at least came from a religious background. Fig trees are extremely important in some religions and symbolise inner peace. I thought Anya deserved some inner peace.

Swansea: Swansea Jensen

Reasoning: Swansea, as a name, is from Old Norse. Swansea has a modernized version of the name. Since Norse typically came from Northern Europe - mostly Scandinavia, if my memory serves me - I gave him a very common, modern Scandinavian last name. It's pretty popular in America, too. So, is my HC!Swansea from Scandinavia? Maybe, maybe not. Either way, he's a Jensen.

Daisuke: Daisuke Fukuzawa

Reasoning: Daisuke is a Japanese name meaning "Big, Assist" if Google is to be trusted (Don't worry, I didn't rely on the AI overview), And so I decided to go with Japanese for the last name. Fukuzawa, according to Japanesenames.info, has two Kanji in it; Fuku, meaning "Happiness," and Zawa, meaning "Marsh." Daisuke Fukuzawa is a Happy, Helpful Marsh, and he deserves it.

[r-biter]

I love how fandoms unpredictability means that like. The most deranged shit will become a trope in the fancontent and itll be entirely unrelated to the original story. This is abt mouthwashings r34 scene involving a lot of centaur stuff

[spiratorr]

CW : gore

[mr-viwick]

felt the need to draw Curly hitting Jimmy on the head with the gun safety case

[kilgarraara]

enable enable enable enable enable

[jaynco]

Party!

[wacuoms]

take care of it

[boringa55binch]

Looks like things got a little out of hand at the Tulpar!

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

hellooooooo guess who got into mouthwashing

[hunny-pp]

"all better now."

ref. ivan the terrible and his son ivan on 16 november 1581 (1883-1885) - ilya repin (below cut)

[mipexch]

i'll fix it

[elipapayo]

How many times did Captain Curly look at that cot in the medbay and not know that it would be where he would spend months festering and slowly, painfully dying? How many times did Daisuke and Swansea look at that Ax, not knowing one would kill the other with it? How many times did Swansea worry about Daisuke wanting to fix that vent, only to not be there when the shoe finally dropped? How many times did Anya look at the painkillers and think how easy it would be, only to get distracted by Curly's cries and put it off? When did she decide waiting would no longer suffice? What did Curly think as he watched, unable to stop her?

They make me so sad.

[wanderingibon]

anya deserved so much better

[gh0sdae]

On how they still think curly tried to commit with the crash:

[mr-viwick]

guy who says he’ll fix it proceeds to make it worse

[kilgarraara]

"I'll make you say how proud you are of me"

I saw a very cool animatic for this game with Silli Billy song that I heard for the first time and this phrase with the scene that was in there is spiraling in my head for several days already