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i know their group chat would be hilarious
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#cw kms joke#my friend said ‘she has left that chat so many times and they immediately add her back and blow the chat up with MEOOWWW’#tangled#tangled the series#rapunzel’s tangled adventure#eugene fitzherbert#rapunzel#cassandra#lance strongbow#tts#rta#kms joke#cw kms mention#tts cassandra#tangled meme#shitpost
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sorry for not art posting in a while... take a crackship I cooked up at 3 in the morning one night and have not stopped thinking about since
#cw kms joke#sam and max#homestar runner#strong bad#sam and max freelance police#this actually burst into my mind when I got my strong bad plush#but I made these doodles one night 2ish months ago. so#also spinkled some#freelance husbands#in there#they're meant to be sharing a bed in the top left plushie doodle#poker night at the inventory#I guess I can tag this too???#crow likes to draw
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everyday I choose between weed or killing myself
-Vilbur
#tw kms joke#tw kms mention#tw sui joke#cw kms joke#cw kms mention#cw sui mention#cw sui joke#ask the burs#dsmp ask blog#dsmp rp blog#bursona#bursonas#c!wilbur#cwilbur#dream smp#dsmp#dsmpblr#pogbur
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‼️ tw kms mention❓
💊 : i need to make more money ahhh im going to kms
🌸 : well, that wouldn't help with that, would it?
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#mod 🛣️#plural quotes#system sillies#plural memes#system memes#plural stuff#endo safe#pro endo#pluralgang#plural gang#endo friendly#plural system#emptq quote#cw kms joke
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This mf should stay on hiatus forever actually
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#unpause rise of the tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise donnie#rottmnt donnie#disaster twins#leo rottmnt#kms joke#cw kms joke
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disaster
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CW: s-icide joke (I AM NOT GONNA ACTUALLY DO THAT GUYS PLEASE)
Ao3 better come back asap or else I'm killing myself infront of you all
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im going to kill- [remembers that suicide jokes are bad actually] ...god
#gillipop rambles#cw kys joke#cw kms joke#cw suicide joke#tw suicide joke#tw suicide jokes#tw kys joke#tw kms joke#kys joke cw#kys joke#kms joke
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I WAS WRITING. SMUT. ON TUMBLR. IT TURNED OUT. SO GOOD. I LOST. THE ENTIRE. FUCKING. THING. I'M KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW /NSRS
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i’m like alfred at my dads but if alfred wanted to kill himself
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yk maybe the reason little kid me never wanted my siblings to have partners or get married is bc I knew they would start choosing them over me and I would get left in the dust </3
#brother isn't going to Thanksgiving lunch cus his boyfriend cant go#sister isn't going cus her husband cant eat anything they serve#which means I get to be stuck w Mr emotional deadbeat (dad) Mrs voted away my rights (grandma) Mr Child M0l3s7er and wife cheater (step-#grandfather)!! and possibly Ms Child Isolater (step-aunt) and my cousin whose mom (Ms Child Isolater) doesn't even let me talk to anymore!#all over mediocre pancakes and shitty pumpkin pie!#kms. this is my breaking point. /hlh#RKHAHTHJKHJT#cw rant#tw rant#cw kms mention#tw KMS mention#cw KMS joke#tw KMS joke
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WJAT THE FUCK DID I SET ALL THESE FOR 😭😭😭
/NSRS BTW
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GUYS GUYS THAT ENDING POST I MADE GOT TAGGED AS LINK CLICK GONNA KMS
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If I crush on him any longer I’m gonna kms probably
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🐛: sprinkling seeds on this blog to hopefully get the bird to state his opinion
🧥, who got in co front as soon seeds were mentioned: everyone hates me and wants me to kill myself
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#mod 🛣️#plural quotes#system sillies#plural memes#system memes#plural stuff#endo safe#pro endo#pluralgang#plural gang#endo friendly#plural system#🐝💝 quote#cw kms joke
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my contributions :
i am going to teach spinach to send emails
im never coming back to this place
thats it. im gonna turn into a bird / plane and fly away
ok! ok! ok! ok!
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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