#cuz mfer wtf

[kokoch4n3l]

doctor: when was your last menstrual cycle?

me with a stye in my inner left eye: 😃

[royaltea000]

Damn, peer pressure really does work :/

[chunkymamatam]

I'm currently having a Vil obsession...do you perchance have any stories about him/any interactions with him? :') <3

-Reena

Yeah one is a really shitty interaction I had with him (which happens to be literally the first interaction we had lmfao) the rest are chill tho

Now, I’m a big bitch and I start this first interaction off by saying this because context is important and I understand that he genuinely wasn’t trying to be a douche but there’s a reason I’m fat and it’s not cuz I eat too much. Actually most times I struggle to eat at all.

Tw: I’m gonna mention my Eating Disorder and medical issues

Story 1:

I was getting signatures for an interest form about possibly starting a cheer team. I was doing this for a friend and I get to the table with Vil, Rook and Epel(Vil insists that they eat together to keep both Rook and Epel at least somewhat in check lmfao) and I was asking if they’d sign and this mf we looks at me and is like “have you tried the Salads here? They’re good and healthy.” Nah cuz wtf bro 😭 I was flabbergasted bro cuz what???

So I look at him, cuz honestly I expect this from mfers that are that conventionally beautiful, and I’m like “you better shut your fucking mouth before I beat that pretty face of yours black and blue and not that it’s any of your god damn business but I love salads. Ever had a Greek salad?” And he shakes his head “You should try them. They’re good. And healthy”

Then that night Malleus asked about it and I told him that Superstar is lucky he didn’t trigger my ED and he needs to be careful who he talks to like that because it’s gonna make someone relapse and really get hurt. Plus it’s those exact comments that made me feel like it was my fault when I was on medication with the side effects of weight gain and literally took my ability to sweat so what I can physically do is now limited. Malleus did NOT like this. Idk what he did but not long after that Vil approached me before classes and apologized. I relayed what I said to Malleus back to him. He genuinely felt bad and didn’t even think about that which is crazy considering his industry.

On a lighter not I asked to use his sewing machine for the cheer outfits and he said yes. Slight push back on the basis of “wouldn’t Crowley order them”

to which I was like “this man can’t even give me adequate housing” LMFAO

He said yeah after that and was like “only if I have final say on the design.” We’ve been pretty close friends since pfff

Story 2:

When the SDC came around and Ace and Deuce got on the team I panicked when the entirety of Pomefiore tried to beat our asses and broke a vase over someone’s head. Vil yelled at me that “that was expensive” BITCH I AINT APOLOGIZING I WAS BEING MAULED BY A BUNCH OF THEATER KIDS 😭😭😭

Vil was so done with me but like everyone else agreed with me so 💀

Story 3:

There was also this one time I was having a breakdown and he was like “oh sweetheart no. I can’t have you going out looking a mess. Let’s clean you up.” And he took me into the room he was in while staying at Ramshackle and did my hair and makeup. I took a picture and posted it to my Magicam (Cater forced me to make one lol). Tell me why his crazy ass fans identified him by his jawline, shoulders and a pixel of his hair???? This wasn’t even in frame enough that reasonably y’all should’ve been able to identify him 😭

It’s an ongoing joke between us now and we just occasionally post pictures of our legs next to each other, maybe I’ll put one leg over his. It’s really funny cuz I posted pictures of us in our Halloween costumes too and it wasn’t even just with him and they were like “You fat bitch you don’t deserve to date him” Now you can tell me I’m being dumb but that is such a massive leap to conclusions 😭😭😭

[cedobols]

hai i just wanted to share the strange prozac induced dream that i just had

ok so in the dream i found this video on tumblr and it was mark and seb doing an interview in like idk whatever year they were both in redbull and max verstappen was in karting. so seb and mark are trying to pronounce the word zeus but every time they say it they get closer and closer and closer. and then they fucking kiss on live television !!!!! and max verstappen was there and he was like 😱😱😱😱 and then im like "NAHHHHHH WTF" and I'm like so in shock i send it to my best friend who always bullies me abt my f1 special interest and i say to him "LOOK, THESE MFERS ARE FUCKING WRITING THE FICS THEMSELVES CUZ WTF IS THIS !!!!!!!!!" and then i woke up. anyway i love my crazy prozac induced dreams. most times.

no but this is so crazy. when i was first getting into f1 and martian i had a dream like this too where i FOUND like hidden gems on tumblr and i woke up seriously wondering whether it actually happened or not. like i think i remember actually going thru my phone and looking for the photos i supposedly 'found' (were Not real). it was super similar where it was like i stumbled across these old photos of mark and seb that had only been recently developed from a film camera and it would have been around 2008 or something and they were in a tuk tuk so obviously inspired by their 2008 date in shanghai and seb was all lovely dovey with mark. ANYWAY IT WAS WILD. DID U WAKE UP THINKING IT WAS REAL? the way u texted ur friend WITHIN ur dream is so hilarious to me do u remember if u could read any writing this is so interesting

[hiccupscloud-26]

Me: *when I first made a tumblr acct* hmm, I'm not gonna write smut, nope

Also me working on a prompt: ...these the horniest mfers, ok, maybe just implication

Also me: *stops writing and stares* come on, anon, we're all adults here. Just cuz you've never done it and have no interest in doing it, doesn't mean your characters can't do it. You watch Bridg/erton aka light porn, you know how it works, just write it, you dont have to be that detailed, you can skip that part, but they can talk about it and use big adult words, wtf-

*ahem* sorry, I'm just a bit frazzled and I'm in too deep to stop now aodnsiajwdbzu-

[scoups4lyfe]

ey yo

why is debbie stepping forward

HE STEPPED FORWARD CUZ HE WANTS TO KILL THEM??????!!!?

debbie wtf

Keiwa's having none of this sh*t

mfer

how many times do I have to teach you this lesson, young man???

he's so blazé about dying

[twinsloveco]

I hear him play this gentle welcoming song that vibes love and kindness patience forgiveness warmth etc like ...

Come here and forgive me ill let you talk about all your big feelings and be good and faithful this time I promise I am so sorry..

But idk if its true if I'm crazy Adam gaslighted me so God damn much....

But you didn't lie when you told me what u and Adam did... he told me you were a lier...

So I yelled lier and pushed u away ...

You weren't mean this time you just softly said you will keep trying to find a way for me... you were gentle you held me.. we fucked.. I felt delusional and crazy

I asked Adam if I was.. I said am I being played rn? Am I just making shit up cuz that's what I wanna hear or happen or believe is that they care? ..he agreed it was probably that and the witch trying to tear me and him apart and spread seeds of lies and doubt

He only admitted later cuz I was going through his phone of Adam x lucifer pictures he was showing me and I seen something and I knew instantly and made him tell me and he said oh I was gonna yeah ONLY AFT4R YIU SAY THEY THREAT3NED YOU

Mfer smirking and being shitty to me as I purely tried to give him everything and love him thinking hopeful shitboncr again just to find dark shit now I want fucking no one yeah i said right? Oh nope here comes gabriel to fuck with my heart strings in Astral and give me the best time ever wtf man 😭

We both knew he'd you .. get in Adam to reach me..

That's the only time I didn't feel disgusted and sick asf like I can't even kiss the fucker I never could ..he's gross to me and he's fat yeah but that doesnt make him ugly and I know I'm attached cuz of everything but I know I don't want him he MAKES delta kid seraph confused needy want andnused our energies to lure me and weaken me.. ughhh

Now that i know it's yours I'd want out of him and would get so frustrated cus I wasn't getting it.. he's going crazy word salad mad.

Adam showed me a hurtful ss of What you said that set me off that final days ...

He told me not to tell u plz. So I didnt....

[How could I talk about it without outing him? Why tf protect that asshole ? I didn't wanna think of the pain of hurtful things behind my back ... it was too damn much]

And I still don't want to. I don't wanna see it

Maybe one day when I'm fucking okay...

Well guess what? He promised me he would let me gather myself so I could talk to you about shit FIRST in the best loving calm way possible ...and the fucker lied and went and did it while I was fucking asleep sick tired from the long drive and the pain of being torn once again from my person....

He was saying all this shit riling me up getting me freaked out and confused and feeling unsafe don't know who to trust

I see now that's what narcs do to control and distract you so u can't see wtf is going on.

It also keeps you in a dysfunctional state so you need them.. he made me sicker than I was and made me need him and then got mad at me for needing him and blew it out of reality acting like he's being slave driven when all we wanted was him to fucking respect my dad's wishes and clean up after himself ..we'd let shit go for WEEKS trying to be nice and he'd be a dick cold run over us etc dad told him not to lay his clothes ev3rywhere it's not that God damn hard and he continued and continued not giving a fuck cuz he knew we wouldn't kick him out...

He was like that before me and lied and blamed it all on Donald... others are sick of his bs too .. if u can walk out past your clothes and to the bedroom which u must past the washroom first you can grab ur sweaty pants and throw them in the wash wtf and he always word salad ran ignored went weird etc if you tried to ask him why and even try to find a root ground stand so we can help him help himself and us .. for him too. He wouldn't even do that. He said make a plan with me plan it so we did and he still wouldn't we had every damn right to be mad. I shouldn't have to hand hold a grown man and repeat myself a thousand times this is narc abuse and my friends have been helping me learn all their games and now he's throwing choas again because I'm onto him and he's losing control and hopefully you're seeing it too now ..cuz he said he showed it.

[oneofgothamsinsane]

NAH WHO TF SAID THAT SIGNAL WAS THE SCARIEST MFER WE NEED TO THROW HANDS CUZ WTF

[nejiraez]

trying to court you/winning you over w/ bakugou & shinsou!

genre: fluff, “delinquent”/“bad boy” au idk wtf it’s called

say it with me: long live intimidating hot bad boys that try to hard to win the affections of their soon-to-be s/o! LONG LIVE INTIMID-

is this me avoiding finishing my assignment rn, uhm mind ur business this is for me n me only

𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈

probably knows of your existence through a friend, most likely that friend winds up being ashido or kirishima.

when and if bakugou takes a liking to you—built off the brief encounters he’s had whenever you’d hang out with his group— it will be known cuz he won’t shut the fuck up about it.

“Oi, you. You said you’re meeting up with (Y/N) at the arcade tomorrow, right? Well, tell ‘em I said hi…”

bakugou’s always making his friends do his dirty work. asking them to throw in a good word or two about him whenever you’re around because he isn’t exactly the most approachable person to waltz up to. 

and he knows that you know that. word flows pretty fast around town about how “intimidating” and “misbehaved” bakugou katsuki is.

are they wrong though? absolutely not! he’d just rather not have such labels tarnish his name. especially when he’s trying to get with you.

often whenever mina invites you to grab a bite with them to eat, bakugou always offers to pay for your food. and this detail doesn’t fly under his friends noses.

“Hey, what about me Bakugou? Pay for me too!”

“‘What about me Baku-’ Shut the fuck up Kaminari,” he’d curse, grumbling picking at his food, his cheeks now growing warm at the fact that he was being teased. “Not doing shit for you.”

at some point bakugou would grow tired of having to play broken telephone through his friends in order to get to you, so he’d be straight up and ask you for your number so you can keep in touch more.

would always invite you to hang out with him and him only whenever you’re not busy. whether it be when you finish studying, after work or late at night, bakugou always hits you up.

you’re kinda sketched the absolute fuck out when he brings you to a vacant parking spot at the top of some hill one night with his car.

“Chill out,” he’d say, tugging on your hand to pull you out from the passenger seat, “I just want to show you something. One of my favourite spots in this shit city.”

and to your surprise, bakugou’s brought you to this wondrous lookout spot that overlooks the entire bustling city of tokyo. 

the streetlights, apartment buildings, cars, everything could be seen from a bird’s eye view from there.

PLEASE. the whole gesture is so oddly romantic you can’t help but to swoon because???? 

and the entire time while you’re admiring the view he’s just staring at you with this relaxed, gentle expression on his face— and isn’t being discreet about it whatsoever but hey, let him have it— because wow. YEAH <3

he’s whipped! an absolute fool in love! you’ve got him in your grasp hook, line, and sinker

from that point onward, you’ve grown to be more open and relaxed with bakugou to which he was riddled with pride about because fuck yeah, he did that, all on his own. mhm.

a few months down along the line when you bring the topic up about relationships and dating to bakugou, he’d squint at you, his eyebrows contorted with pure confusion at your question.

“what do you mean, ‘who am i dating?’ thought we made it obvious? i don’t go spending my time or lending my shit to just anybody, you know.”

he might as well be with the countless times he’s labelled you as his whenever other guys would try to get at you.

or how he’d defend your name at the drop of a hat if anyone were to be badmouthing you behind your back.

so yes, he successfully will/has earned his way up to being the number one candidate for being your boyfriend

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈

shinsou probably has mutuals in relation to you and would probably need to see you a few times to actually gain interest in you just like bakugou.

if he were to ever catch feelings for you all his friends would know, but you wouldn’t.

verbally, he’s silent about it and doesn’t really discuss such things which makes it difficult for you to decipher how he’s feeling.

but since shinsou’s friends have known him for so long, they pick up on his physical cues. and man, are they hard to miss.

like how the corner of his lips would slowly curl into a smile whenever he sees that his friends would successfully manage to bring you to their outings.

or how he visibly perks up and is all ears whenever your name is dropped 

“Oh, you guys are talking about (Y/N), right? Yeah… yeah, they’re nice…”

he’s not discreet about it whatsoever. 

has a bit of a record as being known as a player, so he tries to beat away such accusations about how “those didn’t count as real relationships”. 

tries to downplay his past flings in hopes that you wouldn’t see him as some kind of fuckboy or whatever. because he swears up and down that he’s not, for you alone that is. everyone else? yeah, good luck <3

shinsou really likes you and tries to see you any chance that he can get.

he’s willing to pass up his time trespassing, skipping classes, and hanging at the skate park with his friends if that means he could see your pretty face.

hell, one day you’d even walk in on the sight of shinsou in your academy’s learning commons.

however, thing is, this mfer doesn’t even go to your school, let alone goes to one in your district.

but there he is, sitting in the library along with his rowdy ass friends fucking around over god knows what.

and the moment he sees you walk in? good-fucking-bye friends <3 he immediately joins you at your secluded table, worming his way into your study time so he could chat it up with you

“You go here? Didn’t even know, small world, huh.”

“Very funny Shinsou.”

honestly he’s such a cutie with his advancements towards you that you’re willing to give him a chance, just to test the waters and see how things go.

[hotwings0203]

holy fuvk bro just ignore that anon, they’re 100% projecting and most likely a pedophilie or sum. Mf is telling people to slit their wrists and hang themselves while being a anon ass pussy bitch. That’s mental illness right there.babe you should worry abt your own mental health before calling someone mentally handicapped. Child rape? Posts abt child rape? what😀? Anon go play tag or sum cuz wtf nah nah not even tag go seek therapy. stay away from children fr😟‼️

BRO YOU SPITTIN FACTS FR FR🤣‼️❗️ they kept talkin’ bout sum “cHilD rApE” mfer who here is a child?? YOU?? Way to snitch on urself ong😭

And honestly if they’re so mentally handicapped themselves that they can’t differentiate between real and fiction, then they should love themselves more instead of calling themself the r-word🥺

[necroshroomie]

Just gotta say cuz its frustrating. Mfers REALLY need to step their fuckin game up with shit 😂😂 Its fuckin pathetic but damn boi my dom takes better care of me and is WAY sweeter than you ever where to me and I've known him for 3 days now. Wtf yoooo some ass backwards shit lol. Mfers aint even cuffed to me and treat me so much better than youuuuuuuu 💕💕

Fuck these shitty ass lil bitches who dont put effort in to their partners or even just someone youre fuckin around with. Shame on you because yall is fuckin LAZY and vanilla as fuck out here. No special energy.

[keflex]

This happened today and I’m still thinking about it cuz this dude called 5 times in the past week and the first 3 times he called he wasn’t even sure he was gonna live in this state yet. The first time he called we let him know that if he applied we might be calling him and he went “okay I’ll put you on my list :)” bitch what list you don’t live here. We sent and email today saying “thanks for keeping our store on ‘your list’ but we won’t be hiring you”

Idk how some of y’all were like… raised or whatever but if you want a job you gotta apply for it first. You can’t just call saying “I’d like to schedule an interview” and then tell them that you didn’t even apply…

[meeuehehe]

QNF FVCKING MEET UP

FUCKING BITCH these mfers istg. i was fucking sleeping you idiots, like i genuinely thought that sapnap and quackity are going to meet up in florida. but these mfer went to london with george fucking bitch. i was not aware, thank fvucking god that my sister woke me up oh my god. i was there for a few minutes in quackity’s stream and i was there for george’s stream for the whole time. so lets say, i didn’t really miss the meet up, but still i was in a complete shock, this mfers hid it so well, and quackity trolling us about being in florida like wtf. bitch. im crying sobbing screaming in tears, i will be one with god if this keeps up. if this is what dteam meet up is going to be, then i don’t want it. cuz im going to KMS if i missed it. BRUH i thought “omg! quacknap meet up soon oooh! yes! mhm!” but in reality “ayo- wassup imma whiplash you with qnf pictures darling, bwhahaha *throws money*” like wtf. AAAAAA im just screaming my heads rn. these bitches.i love them so much! atleast more content whooooo! george met a 1 dtqk member lets gooo!! i was quackity florida truthing, but it was just trolling. i am still sleepy oh my god. i love them. <33

[angelofdudes]

Why do non-Black people leave the n word unbleeped in tik toks n shit when they put Black people’s music underneath their videos?

I need mfers to stop it and think about wtf y’all are doing. Why use that audio at all? Think about everything y’all do cuz 3/4ths of the time I’m just too tired to list everything

[scoups4lyfe]

¯\(°_o)/¯

no way then I guess cuz that's him LOL

absolutely love and adore how he's ready to beat the sh*t outta MJ for funsies 0.2 seconds after arriving

(I ship it)

You don't wanna kno.... but also

HEY! >:OO

(so funny tho? Like does this imply he's a human from a different world then?)

splash?? boyyyyyyyy

Mfer came in like a damn tsunami

wow hello??? Delivery boy kicks a$$ wtf