#cuz ive been rereading the books lately

[assassin-artist]

more oc doodles [WIP]

[raeningdemons]

me? making a new oc rp blog in hopes of keeping my hands busy so i dont claw my skin to shreds while simultaneously satisfying my Need to write?

you fucking bet

[jupiter-reimagined]

do- do you wanna tell me the OG story of Repunzel?

I never read it

YOUVE NEVER READ IT????? omg,, i legit got up to grab the book off my shelf to reread it again just so i dont get anything wrong ((even tho... ive read it 100s of times...))

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so theres this poor couple who really wants to have children. one day the wife gets sick and basically says "i need that cabbage or i fucking die" and the husband, who obviously loves his wife, goes steal the cabbage. and then the wife wants more cabbage and he goes to steal more and more- you get the point.

however! plot twist! the garden he's been stealing from is owned by a witch! so she catches this poor guy who just wants to ease his wives weird pregnancy cravings, and makes a deal. he can take all the cabbage he wants, but in return gets the kid. she also promises to be a good mother and to treat her right, but the parents will not be allowed to see her ever again.

obv, the guy takes the deal, cuz man this witch is scary looking

so rapunzel is born, and is named after the cabbage the wife wanted (her name literally means salad leaf in latvian /srs). she spends years and years in the tower, and one day shes just singing, cuz the witch left and she's alone. some prince who happened to be wandering around in the middle of a forest hears her and is mesmerized from her voice, and goes back daily just to hear her sing.

a few days later, as he's listening to her sing, the witch comes home and does the classic "rapunzel rapunzel let down your hair" shtick, which gives the guy an idea.

next time he sees the witch leave, HE calls her to let down her hair. she does and ends up being like "oh who the hell are you???" but they end up bonding! nice! and the prince keeps visiting but only late at night so he's not caught.

that works! until it doesnt. rapunzel complains about how hard it is to pull up the witch, but so easy to pull up the prince. the witch is now fuckin ANGRY, cuts off all of rapunzels hair and throws HER outta the lil window. she's still alive and well btw, just depressed as shit and living in the middle of the forest now.

the witch then waits for the prince to come and call for rapunzel to let down her hair. but yknow! its the witch who lets it down instead! so this idiot climbs up, gets confronted and... jumps outta the window... and end up faceplanting in a bush full of thorns, going blind.

he wanders the forest, still blind, for like a year, and is sad hes w/o rapunzel. however, he ends up finding rapunzel cuz of her singing again. he stumbled his way trough the forest in her general direction and ended up meeting up! hooray!

they hug and cry, their tears end up.. mixing together and BOOM BOOM MAGIC the prince can see again! he leads her back to his kingdom and they lived happily ever after.

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this has gotta be the shittiest book report youve ever seen but dear god am i obsessed w this book. plus you literally asked for this. i think i would've remembered like 90% of it even w/o rereading the story just now. ALSO! i found a link that leads to the english version of the story for free! [link here] its very short, just barely above 1.3k words

[bittlicious]

mari’s omgcp fic reqs (:

some fics i’ve read lately and that i’m totes in luv with <3

— zimbits

i. you’re my amen, zimbits, by @/julibean19 https://archiveofourown.org/works/12801069/chapters/29218386

this crazy, 100k+ word zimbits fanfiction is just absolutely amazin. it has all of its highs and lows, and an insane plot twist that left me speechless and broken. but don’t be frightened! it has a happy ending, because that’s what our gay hockey boys deserve. also bitty is so absolutely amazin in this fanficion, my face hurts from smilin at him all of the time (: ps. shitty in this fic is just, like, absolutely hilarious and a friend that you just need in your life. he calls jack “mon petit fromage” (my little cheese) and i couldn’t breathe for like ten minutes after first readin. 

ii. bitty of goose lake, zimbits, by @/itsybitsybitty https://archiveofourown.org/works/17622797/chapters/41548541

this totally awesome and interestin 37k word au is everythin i love in a fanfiction. without givin away spoilers, jack is.. kind of in a honked up situation, and bitty jus loves his emotional support goose that eats all his pies and sometimes hugs him when he’s feelin sad. i’ve reread this fanfiction religiously and it never gets old. 

— patater

iii. put on my shoes and run away, patater, by @/maraudeer https://archiveofourown.org/works/27466612

YOOOOO KENT PARSON GETS THERAPY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSS!!! i’d call that a fuckin W. this 7k word oneshot is the cutest soulmate au i’ve ever read! and i LOVE soulmate aus, let me tell y’all. alexei and kent are jus the cutest together and along the journey of realization that their shared dreams have been with each other, alexei is the softest human being ever. did i mention how much i love alexei? gosh!

iv. two feet in front of me, patater, by @/maraudeer https://archiveofourown.org/works/17665718/chapters/41664608

i mean, babes, it’s a 19k word bachelors au. what else is there to say? alexei’s a gay mess and we’re ALL here for it. also i jus really love kent parson in this story, don’t know why. (we alr know i’m a kinnie,, movin on-) 

— nurseydex

v. everyone wonders what it’s like to be loved by you, nurseydex, @/jennycaakes https://archiveofourown.org/works/29450085/chapters/72342033

okay!! so i don’t really know what hang the dj is or what the au is inspired by but it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things (: basically it’s an incredibly angsty (i mean what do you expect with nurseydex, dudes?), cute story!! EESH CAN I BE ANYMORE BLUNT UHH it’s cute and fuCK IM BAD AT THESE THINGS !!!!! 

vii. love finds you, nurseydex, @/hockeysometimes, poindextears https://archiveofourown.org/works/22089940/chapters/52718095

i searched through 29 out of the 45 pages of my archive of our own history to find this fuckin book and anyways. OKAY this 200k+ word fic (please it’s worth it) is amazin nd i know the entire plot nd have read it more than thrice and please it’s so good. basically nursey loses motivation and goes for a nice drive and OOPS he ends up 60 years in the past and meets closeted cutie dex. kent parson is my favourite thing about this fic please and the side zimbits is absolutely fuckin adorable. i think abt this fic religiously.

— pimbits

viii. the camera tells secondhand lies, bitty/kent/jack, @/summerfrost https://archiveofourown.org/works/11199471/chapters/25011333

HOLY SHIT IT’S A BIG BROTHER AU SIDUFHG. i. love. THIS. i think about it ALLLLL of the time!!! kent’s super swag and i absolutely love jack’s character in this. bitty’s also rlly horny but like it’s fine cuz i would be too if i was near kent parson for longer than an hour.

— honourable mentions

all hail the underdogs, nurseydex, @/xiaq https://archiveofourown.org/works/15446814/chapters/35854725

do i even need to explain?

and i’m so furious (at you for making me feel this way), nurseydex, @/dharmainitiative https://archiveofourown.org/works/15194981

nurseydex hogwarts au WHICH!!! i don’t agree with the houses. dex is a slytherin and that is FINAL.

crossed wires, nurseydex, @/lecrivaineanonyme https://archiveofourown.org/works/8258459

another fic i think about religiously. bro it’s a dex!best buy au. he works at BEST BUY!!! i agree

love and insomnia, zimbits, @/wrathoftthestag https://archiveofourown.org/works/25391977/chapters/61573672

it’s a 2020 fic where zimbits meet during quarantine and it’s just adorable. also it makes me sad cuz the author wrote like an ending without covid-19 anymore and it made me sad cuz like,,, i need an ending pls

<3

[notanacousticsetcal]

30 questions tag

I was tagged by @theshyspy thank you cece:)

Rules: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs

Name/nickname: gi

Gender: female

Star sign: leo

Height: 5 foot 5

Time: 9:43pm

Birthday: i’m not gonna answer this one for privacy reasons but im 18 years old!

Favorite bands: 5sos, one direction, paramore, the lumineers, kings of leon, the 1975, the beatles, cage the elephant, the killers, etc

Favorite solo artists: taylor swift, phoebe bridgers, harry styles, rex orange county, mac demarco

Song stuck in my head: vienna by billy joel and on my own by ross lynch lmao

Last movie: love and monsters (highly recommend)

Last show: shameless

When did I create this blog: i have absolutely no idea i cannot remember i cant even remember when i first became active i think it mustve been in quarantine but i cant remember exactly when

What do I post: fan fiction and other random life updates and 5sos related content lol

Last thing I googled: how tall is pete davidson (hes 6 foot 3 btw)

Other blogs: i can’t tell if this question is asking if i have other blogs or if there are others i know of that i like? i personally don’t run any other blogs.

Do I get asks: ive gotten 4 i think but ive only done 2 so far and there are two i need to get to so if youre one of those people dont give up on me yet

Why I chose my url: its a classic 5sos meme

Followers: i stand at about 138 at the moment and i cant really wrap my head around that love u guys so much

Following: 23 currently

Average hours of sleep: 10ish cuz i have nothing better to do at this point in my life

Lucky number: 8

Instruments: guitar

What I’m wearing: plaid pajama pants and my dads sweatshirt which is way too big on me but thats how i like it

Dream job: a film director but thats not the direction im headed school wise so itll probably stay a dream

Dream trip: anywhere and everywhere i wanna see the world baby

Nationality: i dont think american is a nationally so im basically just different flavors of white lmao irish, german, polish, etc

Favorite song: just ONE? i cant pick just one so heres a few: i know the end by phoebe bridgers, august and breathe by taylor swift, donna by the lumineers, last hope by paramore, too little too late by jojo.

Last book read: midnight sun which im halfway through because i got sidetracked and havent read it in a month but im also currently rereading percy jackson and harry potter for no reason at all but i miss being a child

Top three fictional universes: riordanverse, harry potter, avatar the last airbender (honorable mentions to narnia, alice in wonderland, star wars, neverland, and the mcu)

here i will tag some followers, dont feel pressured to do it if you arent comfortable!! @araxonedirection @babyimperfect13 @mikeycliffords

[sunriseverse]

24. “i don’t blame you, i wouldn’t love me either”

not as angsty as it could be but still…

hrems

*herms

whatre u doin

im bored

i wish u were here…

i mean im glad ur staying in bed bc ur sick but

Hermann stares at the screen blearily, eyes stinging slightly even with the brightness all the way down. The messages are timestamped an hour earlier, and he hadn’t seen them until just now, exhausted and fast asleep, having crashed in bed for a nap due to the aforementioned sickness.

His brow furrows as he tries to recall what event the other could possibly be attending; as far as he knows, there isn’t any sort of party; if there had been, Newton would’ve talked his ear off about it. If not a party, though, then what?

Newt? Where are you? he types, having to concentrate extra-hard to avoid typos. For a second, the screen reads sent before switching to read at 11:26 PM. After a few minutes, he’s about to give up hope of receiving a reply, but then the little pencil icon appears.

im not in thne lab if thats what ur askign 

im in my room

*asking

*the

Hermann smiles slightly at the typos; Newton always thinks faster than he can type or speak, and it’s endearingly extremely clear in moments like these. 

im just

sad

i think? idk i might just be hungry…

The messages are rapid-fire, and it’s like having the biologist by his side; his tendency to go off on tangents in real life conversations transfers over to text, as well, the jump from topic-to-topic, while jaring for outside observers, is familiar to Hermann. Comforting, even.

im in love and it hurts

Hermann draws in a deep breath, surprised. Newt, are you drunk?

no im not stop worrying

okay maybe im overexhausted 

i havent slept in 36 hrs

Newton! Hermann wants to snap, scold him for his feckless attitude, but text doesn’t carry the tone properly. He wants to force the other to take care of himself properly, but he’s aware that Newton is a fully-grown adult, and as stubborn as a two-year-old to boot.

but like ive only had 1 glass…

but im sad and im rly into him but hes not interested…

fuck tendo i tried to give him flowers and he asked me *why*

and the other day i used the “are u a book cuz im chevking u out” joke nd he stared at me blankly

*checking

i mean its like

“i dont blame you, i wouldn’t love me either”

Hermann stills, because he remembers both of those incidents. He—he’d thought it was a mix-up, or that the biologist was mocking him. Heart racing, he rereads the messages. Oh. Newton, I’m not Tendo. There’s a second, before the pencil icon returns.

fuck

oh god im sorry

ignore that all pls

im so sorry hermann

Wait! Hermann types, but it’s too late. The screen reads sent but remains that way. Hermann’s heart clenches. He wants to get out of bed, race to Newt’s room; demand did you really mean that? but he can barely stand at this point, fatigued as he is.

With a frustrated groan and a sneeze, Hermann settles back under the blankets, miserably hoping he’ll be well enough to try and speak to Newton in the morning. He hopes…oh, damn that. He fervently desires that Newt feels similarly—what was originally simply a crush has grown and mutated in the past decade to something more deeply rooted; the scent of formaldehyde and a quick smile, the intonations that mean fond exasperation and a scratchy call me Newt!

It isn’t love, not in the way it’s classically portrayed, but it’s…something. Something beyond mere friendship, that much is certain.

He drifts off to a restless sleep.

When he blinks awake, the first thought in his mind is ow followed quickly thereafter with Newton! He checks the time. Past nine in the morning. His congestion has cleared up a fair amount, and he no longer feels like falling over when he stands up.

The walk to Newton’s room is a blur; two months post-Slattern (post-almost apocalypse, as Newt would say) the Shatterdome is almost half-empty, and he doesn’t pass anyone in the halls.

The door handle, when he tries it, is locked; he bangs on it, calls, “Newton? Newton!” Despite what most assume, of the two of them, Newt is the only one who can wake up before ten with any amount of regularity, and Hermann doubts he’s asleep.

A few beats pass, and Hermann waits with bated breath, before the locking mechanism clicks and the door swings open to reveal a red-eyed Newton, dressed in a pair of sweatpants and a loose, faded graphic tee. “I’m sorry,” he says, voice hollow. “Can we just—can we pretend I never said that?”

“Absolutely not,” Hermann snaps. “For once in your life, Newt, act like an adult and face things head-on.” It’s a low blow, and they both know it, but Hermann, in the face of adversity, is prone to slipping back into old habits.

“I’m sorry,” Newt repeats. “I thought you were Tendo.”

He tries to slam the door shut, but Hermann insinuates his cane in the way, ducks inside before Newt manages to stop him. “Quit saying that.”

“Well what do you want me to say?”

Hermann’s lips pull back in frustration, teeth bared as he hisses, “The truth!”

“The truth?” Newt laughs, semi-hysterically, throws his head back. “The truth, Doctor Gottlieb, is that I am, for some insane reason, irrevocably attracted to you!” He’s almost shouting at this point, hands clenched into fists.

“As am I!” Hermann spits back, almost a snarl.

It takes a second to register, for both of them, what he’s just said, and Newt gapes at him. “You—what?” he breathes, features slack with surprise.

“Yes!” Hermann snaps. “There, I’ve said it—at least I’m not trying to hide from it!”

“I wasn’t!” Newt shouts back, throwing up his hands. “I kept trying to express interest, and you kept thinking it was just a mistake!”

“Well how was I supposed to know you weren’t mocking me?” Hermann questions hotly.

Newt lets out a bark of laughter. “Mock you? The hell, Hermann? I might be a dick sometimes, but I thought you held me in a higher regard than that!”

Hermann glares at the other, flushed, and sputtering. “…apologies,” he says slowly. “I didn’t intend to imply that I think of you as…morally deficient.” Newt huffs.

“You bastard,” he sighs. “You handsome, annoying, brilliant bastard.” This time it’s Hermann’s turn to sputter incoherently, blushing hotly at the compliments, and fixes his gaze on an interesting sketch on the wall, fingers fidgeting with the head of his cane. Newt’s gaze tracks his movements, and from the corner of his eye, Hermann catches him grinning.

“So,” he says, sidling up to Hermann, “what do you say we order take out for brunch and cuddle on my bed?”

Hermann clears his throat, trying not to blush further as Newt slips his hand into Hermann’s, and finally meets his eyes. “I think that’s an excellent idea, Newton.”

[clementiens]

Rules: tag 9 ppl I want to learn more abt then tag who tagged me (i probably wont tag anyone else im not good at this lol if were mutuals and u feel like it u should do this !!)

I was tagged by @wearing-sammy-to-the-prom

Relationship status: whatever cats feel when theyre napping and they look a lil smiley

Favorite color: green!

Pets: 3 cats and a gecko

Last song I listened to: original spin by mother mother

Favorite tv show: right now elementary and brooklyn 99! i couldnt decide which one :0c

First fandom: yoikes........i guess it depends wht u consider a fandom cuz the obvious one is probably doctor who but also when i was a small child i was Really Into the redwall series and like made costumes from it so,,

Hobbies: petting cats eating clementines thinking abt star wars

Books im currently reading: im still rereading american gods (ive been rly slow n havent been reading a lot lately ;^;) but also death and the american civil war which!!vry interesting

ok yeah idk who to tag if u wanna do this just say..i tagged u