I wan to make some sollux agere headcanons :3
Here they r!
He is v tiny! he regresses v little, and hes nonverbal when he regresses, but he still makes noises sometimes(usually cooing noises, giggles, or some kind of humming).
Karkat is his cg usually, but aradia and feferi and nepeta babysit him sometimes!(nepeta is also an agere so sometimes she and sollux have playdates! Equius is neppys cg ^^)
He likes to wear overalls and tshirts mostly, he doesnt usually wear onesies unless he has pants/a skirt/overalls on top ^^ also he likes to wear boyish stuff usually but sometimes skirts are cute and comfy!
He uses a paci(almost always has it in his mouth if hes regressing) and also sippy cups! He doesnt use bottles uwu also he likes stuffed animals, blocks, and video games when hes little(specifically child friendly video games, he also has special kid consoles just for regressing)
He can be very emotional when hes little, he gets frustrated easy and can cry a lot. He keeps his big emotions hidden, and they all tend to come out when he is small. But kk is very good at calming him down ^^ kk is warm and cozy and big and strong and has good hugs!
He doesn't use nicknames for his cg/babysitters, except the ones in canon(kk, aa, etc.) But that's also bc he is nonverbal ><
Kk is very good at not getting angry or impatient when sollux is little, this is more of a kk headcanon, but hes a v good cg, very attentive and balances babying sollux well with properly caring for him. Idk how to explain, but like, he babies solly but also can be stern(sweetly) with bedtimes and meals and self care and stuff!
Hes a sleepy baby! He doesn't like to go to sleep if hes big, so he regresses to help him sleep :3 often times he wakes up still little, which can scare him if he is alone.
He has 2 rooms! He has a big room and a little room! His big room is where his computers and big kid games are, as well as a place to sleep and some other things that dont fit into a little room(its also more mature looking), and his little room has his toys, his little kid games, his little clothes, and is generally bighter, more colorful, and childlike ^^
Sollux is, luckily, very short! And so he can sit on most peoples laps, which he loves bc he likes when his cg or babysitters arms are around him and they cradle him/rock him(is that the word? Like rock a bye baby?)
I think thats all i have! This was v fun to write aa i hope u like to read it :3
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Greetings again author,
You may be my favorite tf2 writing blog. take care if yourself 👀.
May I have headcannons of Tf2 mercs with a sick S/O. (I need some comfort as I am sick myself) How would they help, or comfort them.
(You can choose which characters, as I don't know if there is a character limit.)
Take you time.
Your sincerely,
-Ghost anon 💀
AWE?? YOU ARE SO SWEET <3
also I typically do 3 for a character limit unless it’s like- goosebumps where I just write one point for each character instead of 4 for one character, so that rule will apply here!
warnings: emetophobia
Mercs with a sick s/o
Scout is, so stupid yet so full of concern- he will try to apply the things his mom did for him whenever he got sick as a kid and just do the same for you! getting you soup, ginger ale and crackers, and getting you a mini trashcan for you to throw up in lmfao
Sniper does not know a single thing about taking care of a sick person but he tries, he’ll rub your back when you need to throw up, holding your hair back if it’s particularly long- But he also gets you water, tea, solid foods that’ll hopefully stay down, and of course tons of snuggles.. even if that results in HIM getting sick.
Engineer will bury you in all sorts of warm and cozy quilts, having you lay in bed while he gets you hot/cold towels for your head, constantly checks your temperature, feeds you soup, makes sure you’re extra hydrated, and when gives you little back/shoulder rubs for your sore, bed bound body!
Medic could simply just use the medigun on you and have you instantly back to your peak health.. but, that wouldn’t be as cute, now would it? He takes a lot of pride in caring for you and your health, so you’ll be treated like royalty the whole time! being carried every where, being waited on hand-and-foot.. everything you could ever ask! the only downside is that you’ll have to take some pretty gross medicine.
Heavy has repeatedly had to help take care of his younger sisters whenever they were sick, so with all that practice and knowledge- you’re in great hands! he’s no doctor, but he has a few tips and tricks that help you get better in no time.
Demo is so doting.. like you will always have his full attention, he just gets worried sick about you- constantly by your side checking in on you, seeing if there’s any progress on your health, annoying medic into making sure there isn’t something seriously wrong, shoot- there’s been a few nights where he won’t sleep because he’s so worried over you!
Soldier can hardly take care of HIMSELF but he certainly gives you his all, and he refuses to let you lift a finger! he insists he can take care of it, but medic might have to offer his help/services so there’s no risk of your health getting worse just because soldier is a tad bit misguided.. but hey! you’ll get plenty of solly snuggles!
Spy will make you his special blend of tea: with whatever flavor of tea you want, a tiny slice of lemon and a few spices that help clear your airways and get rid of any nausea, it really does work like a charm!
Pyro is.. very sweet, but not very good at taking care of sick people.
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someone said yes to the tf2 post so fuck it we ball with
general merc relationships hcs!!!
(friendship & dating)
i'm trying to make this as gender neutral as possible. also no romance w pyro bcs i hc him as aroace :) s/o means significant other, but in this case, a petname for a gf, bf, etc!
Scout
() scout is the friend ever
() he has got your back!!!
() adhd icon
() maybe with enough convincing, you teach this man how to READ.
() ...& then he falls for you.
() he just sees you one day & is like "wait why are they cute now"
() he just starts joking about wanting to date like "yo what if we kissed lol" as a joke
() & YOU ACTUALLY KISS HIM.
() he's red now
() like
() redder than a cherry & tomato combined
() he makes it real obv that you both are dating, he means well though </3
() "GUESS WHO'S GOT A (s/o) NOW!!! SUCK IT!!"
() will stop if it makes you uncomfy or embarrassed :)
() huge on pda & petnames but they're corny petnames
() only problem is that he is easily jealous.
() "HEY! that's MY (s/o) pally, find ya own!"
() if some knucklehead even thinks of flirting with you, he will give them a very strongly worded speech about his s/o being his
() not to the point of being a yandere though, he will fight a dude for you but he won't (intentionally) kill someone!
Solly
(bear w me i'm not too good w soldier)
() this man. is autistic. i can confirm because i am autistic with adhd
() no convincing will change my mind
() ANYWAYS you are the most active person on the field other than scout
() & brave at that
() when this guy yelled at you, you kept a straight face
() no reaction or tears
() if you hate loud noises, he will be a lil more quiet to you after that :]
() also you became soldiers favorite person in the base bcs of that
() but the exercises are NOT easier but the only exception is that if you aren't really fit or you have a medical condition. he is NOT a monster.
() "MAGGOT!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND FOREVER DOES NOT MEAN IT SHALL BE EASIER!!!"
() this man can GRILL
() he has some good grilling skills, but not cooking skills.
() solly slowly falls for you but doesn't even know it.
() & when he DOES realize it's love, he is IMMEDIATE to ask you
() "HEY CUPCAKE! DO YOU WANNA DATE ME?"
() you are VERY flustered
() but you return his feelings ofc & now when someone slightly insults or teases you, he will yell at them.
() "MY (s/o) IS NOT A BASTARD, YOU ARE!!! NOW DROP & GIVE US 20!"
() you are his chill pill. you're the only person who can calm him down
() like scout, he easily gets jealous.
() he thinks you're a blessing to 'murica & he NEVER says that to anyone so he means it <3
() he has a hidden soft side that you activate in him & it is the most adorable thing ever <333333
Pyro
(nonromantic btw)
() you became besties the day you understood him.
() he isn't really a bad guy :)
() he is roommates w engi.
() "ah, ya here to see pyro again? don't stress about it, hun, come on in." :)
() you LOVE drawing together
() he compliments everything you do & hypes you up!! :D
() MANCHILD
() despite being besties, he will NEVER. EVER. show what's under the mask.
() only engineer & medic know, & they will NOT tell you. >:(
() "sorry kid, i can't tell ya what's under the mask."
() "HAH! do you zhink I vould tell YOU?! not in a MILLION YEARS!!"
() you're one of the only people stopping him from "going into pyroland" (committing arson)
Engineer
(tw: amputation mention!! just one but STILL!!!)
() you show a heavy interest in scientific/engineering stuff
() so
() you attract him
() he shows you his gunslinger, short circuit, etc., & you're all impressed
() you then ask if he had no arm at birth so he made the lil hand attachments & he just goes "oh hahah yeah yeah..."
() he had it amputated by the medic turns out. he keeps it a secret between himself & the doctor to this day.
() he has
() the best
() cooking
() ever.
() like fr
() LET. HIM. COOK.
() when he falls for you, he immediately knows
() but he's been heartbroken before
() so, he just stares at you with loving eyes, daydreaming about a future life that may never happen...
() ...until py(b)ro does eventually make him confess because he learned from the doctor that compressing feelings is bad & it is big nono bad >:(
() he couldn't say no to that level of cuteness! so...
() he confesses to you via love song on his guitar
() ain't no way you're saying no to this. if you do, no you didn't you said yes shhhhhh
() every once in a while, he'll let you hold his gunslinger hand :')
() it's cold but also warm?????
() but fyi, he is a busy man
() you have to remind him to sleep or he will accidentally pull an all-nighter
() but his cuddles make up for it ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
() SOFTEST TUMMY EVER <33333333333333333
() you help each other with burnout ofc
Demoman
() you stole his last scrumpy
() oh boy was he PISSED at you
() you two both yelled at each other & it almost got physical
() ...
() then you two became best friends.
() like WHAT IN THE HELL?
() so now you both share drinks every night together <3
() which is how he fell for you
() you're tough, strong, & also a lil sassy!!
() he took a lil too many drinks one night &-
() "eruhhhhhh i think i love ye man..." & then proceeds to slur his words furthermore
() you're cuddling him when he wakes up & he almost has a heart attack
() but he doesn't leave your arms
() he snuggles closer to you <3
() this man is tied w engineer for the best cuddles imo they are TEDDY BEARS
() protects you at all costs
() oh btw his eyelander hates him being so lovey-dovey
() but you two will have small talk
() do not touch eyelander
() DO NOT TOUCH EYELANDER
() DO N O T TOUCH EYELANDER
() eyelander will be pissed & trying to attack you while demoman will worried
() not fun. 1/10. do not recommend
Heavy
() you were fluent in russian & english
() so you served to him as a translator for a bit
() he seemed intimidating
() one day you were doing your workout in the base & heavy noticed & was like " little person strong??"
() so you & him are gr8 friends now
() will give you a crumb of the sandvich
() that's it though
() you are always complementing sasha/sascha & apparently heavy can speak gun because heavy is saying that sasha/sascha says thanks :)
() idk if it's sasha or sascha i seen both so bear w me
() he eventually, like everyone else on this list, falls for you
() like engineer, he makes some sort of art with words for you
() unlike engineer though, it's a poem <3333333
() it's specifically in russian so no one but you or him can understand it
() became lovey lovey with him FAST
() he is the equivalent of a bear
() a lil intimidating at first
() but depending on who you are, he loves you <3
() will stop guys flirting w you UNINTENTIONALLY
() "hey sweetch- HOLY SHIT-" *running*
() "hm? why..why was little boy running?"
() if he ever forgets a certain word in english, he comes to you :)
() lifts you up A LOT
() he means well by it
() if you tell him to not do that, he ofc will stop for you
Medic
() you didn't take his bullshittery. you were thinking:
() "MAN IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT SHIT OUT-"
() but instead of thinking it, you accidentally said it.
() oops.
() thankfully it was just you & him.
() you knew a thing or two about medical stuff so you two bonded!!!
() you, him & engi helped w experiments that either of you had!
() you also talked about random things
() he is secretly a softie & falls HARD for you
() like with engi, he's afraid to tell you because he's been heartbroken as well,
() but he does want to be alone with you more often than usual,
() so you figure him out & wait
() he does eventually confess, & was very relieved that you felt mutual with him
() yeah you two spend a lot of time together more, but ofc you still hang out w engi!!
() it wld be very rude to just leave him behind like that >:(
() although he will accidentally pull an all-nighter too if you forget to make him come to bed.
() calls you "mein Täubchen" or any other german petname he can think of
() you & his doves are close friends
() OH one time you & him were practically cuddling on his chair while he was working right, & then archimedes flew on down to your head & rested there
() you're sure it was to just get medics attention but medic LOVED it
() you were asleep though :(
Sniper
() loner
() you become friends after making sure he isn't being attacked by a spy
() you give him a warning sign that there lies a spy
() now he lies behind sniper
() "ey, thank ye for earlier"
() "ah no worries, i'm always glad to help!"
() you'll visit his van & chill
() doesn't even realize he's fell
() he just zones out on you a lot more.
() you confess first & he's like "wait that was the feeling?"
() he's never felt this way give him a break </3
() shy, at first
() he does branch out to you more
() takes you out on camping & maybe hunting dates if you're comfy with it :)
() keeps the relationship PRIVATE
() "ey look luv, as much as i love ya, if we share this with anyone, our careers are done for"
() means it in the best way though
Spy
() flirts with each other abound
() started as jokes, ended in actual love
() you eventually ask "hey are we actually dating?"
() he says "maybe, if you want to" to mess w you & flirt
() you SWOONED just by those words
() so you two are ALREADY dating
() you go FAST with him friendship & relationship wise
() by the second date, you two probably 👉👌
() of course, he is taking this relationship TO THE GRAVE.
() if ANY rumor were to get out about "spy has a (s/o)", he will deny it until EVERYONE is convinced.
() he loves you oh so much
() he TRULY means well & will protect you by any means necessary
() after he checks everywhere to be sure nobody is looking, he'll show you what's under the mask & tell you his real name
() the only rule with that is to call him by his name in private
() & ONLY in private
() outside, you two may never be alone
() he'll ramble to you about his life as you sleep on his chest <3
sorry it took a bit, school & life always kick my ass
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