#customer service regulus gives me nightmares

[ezkel]

so I wrote a one shot of this.

Please stop coming to the McDonald's Drive-thru

Regulus Black fears that his life is one endless loop of bad decisions. The first bad decision Regulus made in his leaving was not making a withdrawal of a good portion of his family's money into cash to take with him. The second was not considering where he would stay. He had taken the following his brother's footsteps a bit too seriously. It was uncharacteristically impulsive. These bad decisions led him to Evan and Barty’s flat in the early hours of a Wednesday morning, soaked in rain after walking through the rain for hours after being unable to take public transport or a taxi. Still dressed in the suit and tie that is required for his family dinners. After laughing at him for at least half an hour, the two told him he could sleep on their sofa until he had a place of his own.

It became clear in only a day that Regulus had no idea how to function without the privileges of money.

or Regulus runs away and ends up working at a McDonald's drive-thru

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64219891

3416 words - oneshot

thinking about Muggle au regulus that ran away when he was over 18, no money, no idea how to make or save money, no cooking skills, no cleaning skills, freeloading on Barty and Evans couch and getting a job at a McDonald's drive through

imagine Sirius is buying maccas and the person handing over his food is his prissy spoilt brother that he hasn't seen in 5yrs

[ezkel]

thinking about Muggle au regulus that ran away when he was over 18, no money, no idea how to make or save money, no cooking skills, no cleaning skills, freeloading on Barty and Evans couch and getting a job at a McDonald's drive through

imagine Sirius is buying maccas and the person handing over his food is his prissy spoilt brother that he hasn't seen in 5yrs