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[thefreakishmuffin]

What your favorite Cursed Princess Club character says about you (Part 2)

The link to part 1 is here.

(Note: some of these might seem a little bit mean. Please know that these are mainly for comedic purposes).

Prez: You are the mom friend in your friend group. You are the most responsible and mature of them all, and there's a good chance this stems from being one of, if not the, oldest child in your family. You were set up as an example and likely had a lot of pressure put on you from a young age. Despite this, you are always ready and willing to look out for others and pick them up when they fall down. But is anyone picking you up? Don't be afraid to ask for help, hun.

Monika: You suffer from some form of social anxiety, but you are a total sweetheart. You are also one of those really eclectic people who love to collect anything and everything, regardless if you have a use for it or not. Plushies? Collectibles? Sticker books? All of which and more can be found scattered about your bedroom.

Nell: You are either goth, punk, emo, scene or perhaps even a combination of two or more of these. You've always had an appreciation for what others see as dark and strange, but this has never bothered you. It can sometimes be difficult for you to make friends, but you at least have one, really amazing friend you know you can count on (or maybe they're your significant other). Also, I'm almost positive you had a creepypasta phase at some point.

Jolie: You are most likely a cottagecore lesbian. You spit in the face of the stereotype that all lesbians should be sporty or masculine. You have also experienced great hardship in your life, but you've managed to find the good in those experiences, as well as constantly striving to find the good in other people. And you're probably one of those people who have their entire wedding planned out on Pinterest.

Syrah: You are a style queen and a makeup goddess. If people need fashion advice, you are the first person they go to, as well as advice for love and dating. You are a natural flirt with everyone, but whether or not these people actually fall in love with you is a 50/50 shot. You also have a penchant for lying to others if it will help land a date with them. You're a bit of a bisexual disaster, but your loyalty shines through.

The link to Part 3 is here.

[xkirari]

Jolie from « Cursed Princess Club »

[avuck]

With CPC ending, I guess there's no better time than now to post what I had drawn for Nell and Jolie's wedding. This was originally intended for the fourth day of @cursed-princess-club's CPC Week back in September of 2023, but I got caught up in life events and put off finishing it until today.

Thank you, Lambcat, for crafting such a beautiful story. It's been a fun run keeping up with the series, and now that it's over it feels bittersweet. I can't wait to see what other projects are to come ♥

[princesses-and-such]

The LGBTQ+ community has not forgiven King Plaid.

[deldeldel90]

My idea for Nell and jolie's wedding dresses :D

[thepixelblender]

Cursed Princess Club Icons - Batch 2 (Cursed Princess Club)

Use with credit, please !

Batch 1

Batch 3

[im-doing-good]

Love Jolie being supportive

[cursed-princess-club]

headcanon that nell is red green colorblind so she doesnt get the same thematic color symbolism as us

[hollow-eyes-tournament]

ROUND 2 MATCH 5

2D from Gorillaz

VS.

Jolie from Cursed Princess Club

[cpcposting]

Future Jellie doodle XD I forgot if I posted this before lol

[lordicusyay]

Making this my pfp when October ends

[lavender-w4ters]

currently stuck between “i love this piece of media and want to love it with the fandom” and “i have no idea what the fandom is like and maybe i’ll enjoy it more alone”

do i stay in my safe bubble or branch out to the beauties and horrors of fandom? it’s quite the dilemma indeed

maybe i’ll just wait until the webcomic is finished

[the-backwards-eel]

Last year i started writing a parody of ‘we dont talk about bruno’ from encanto except it was the cpc about nell but i never finished it but i thought id just post what i had now

The italics are lyrics i hadnt rewritten

Abbi: We don't talk about Nell, no, no, no, no

We don't talk about Nell, but

It was my prom night

Saffron: It was her prom night

Abbi: We were all dancing

And the stars shone so bright in the night

Saffron: Stars shone so bright in the night

Abbi: Nell arrives with red in her eyes

Saffron: Thunder

Abbi: Are you telling the story or am I?

Saffron: I'm sorry, Abbi, please go on

Abbi: Nell says, “Clowns are converging”

Saffron: Why did she tell us?

Abbi: The mood then becomes depressing

Abuela get the umbrellas

Married in a hurricane

Saffron: What a joyous day but anyway

Abbi & Saffron: We don't talk about Nell, no, no, no, no

We don't talk about Nell

Monika(?): Hey, grew to live in fear of Nell stuttering or stumbling

I can always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling

I associate her with the sound of feral cats

Hiss, hiss, hiss

It's a heavy purse with a curse so humbling

Always left Prez and the Cursed Princess Club fumbling

Tried stopping her premonitions but they all fell flat

Let’s leave it at that

Syrah(?): White-red hair, head to toe in stripes

When she gives you a glare you’re in for some strife

Yeah, she sees your death and takes away your breath (Hey)

Ensemble: We don't talk about Nell, no, no, no, no (No, no)

We don't talk about Nell (We don’t talk about Nell)

???: He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead

Ensemble: No, no

???: He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said

Ensemble: No, no

???: He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head

Ensemble: Hey!

Your fate is sealed when her premonition’s said

Jolie: She told me that the life of my dreams

Would be promised, and I would be Queen

She told me that my kingdom would grow

Like a forest with trees evergreen

Spider: Hey, Prez, an intruder’s on their way

Thermidora: She told me that the one of my dreams

Would be just out of reach

Under the sea~

It's like I hear him, now

???: Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you

Thermidora: It's like I can hear him now, I can hear him now

Gwendolyn: Uhm, Nell

Yeah, about that Nell

I’d really like to know about Nell

I’d like the truth and the whole truth, Nell

Prez: Guys, an intruder’s here!

Ensemble: Time for tea!

White-red hair, head to toe in stripes

It was my prom night

It was her prom night

She told me that the life of my dreams

Grew to live in fear of Nell stuttering or stumbling

When she gives you a glare you’re in for some strife

We were all dancing

And the stars shone so bright in the night

Stars shone so bright in the night

Would be promised, and I would be Queen

I can always hear her sort of muttering and mumbling

I associate her with the sound of feral cats

Hiss, hiss, hiss

Yeah, she sees your death

Nell arrives with red in her eyes

She told me that my kingdom would grow

It's a heavy purse with a curse so humbling

And takes away your breath

Thunder

Are you telling the story or am I?

I'm sorry, Abbi, please go on

Like a forest with trees evergreen

I’m fine

Always left Prez and the Cursed Princess Club fumbling

Tried stopping her premonitions but they all fell flat

Let’s leave it at that

Hey, guys, an intruder’s on their way

Nell says, “Clowns are converging”

Why did she tell us

White-red hair, head to toe in stripes

She told me that the life of my dreams

Would be promised, and I would be Queen

She told me that the one of my dreams would be just out of reach

The mood then becomes depressing

Abuela get the umbrellas

When she gives you a glare you’re in for some strife

Under the sea, sea~

Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams

Married in a hurricane

What a joyous day

And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine

He's here

Don't talk about Nell

Gwendolyn: Why did I talk about Nell?

Ensemble: Not a word about Nell

Gwendolyn: I never should have brought up Nell

[wlw-webcomic-bracket]

WEBCOMIC DIRECTORY

Half the reason I created this tournament is so I could find new webcomics to read, and I know a bunch of you are following it for the same reason.

So: Here is a directory of every webcomic that was submitted!

Please note that this list is Very Long, so (1) I have not read most of these webcomics and can't vouch for their content, and (2) I have not tested any of these links, but I can fix any errors if you point them out.

Comics are listed in alphabetical order, with the featured couple(s) or poly ship(s) in parentheses. Broken into two parts because Tumblr only allows 100 links per post and there are 140 comics.

180° Angel (Sam and Lilith)

2 Slices (Ruka and Rio)

A Week in Warrigilla (Hazel and Willie)

A&H Club (Adrian and Hildegard)

Alice and the Nightmare (Edith and Quinn)

Alien Heart (Ivy and Rosa)

Always Human (Sunati and Austen)

Balderdash (Georgie and Afia)

Band vs Band (Honey Hart and Turpentine)

Blindsprings (Ember and Irelia)

Boyfriends (Jock, Prep, Nerd, and Goth)

Bugtopia (Arachne and Scarlet)

Burn Away (Abella and Edie)

Charity Case (Sylvia and Jerry)

Circuits and Veins (Ai and Aki)

Console Her (Claudia and Ava)

Cucumber Quest (Almond and Peridot; Piano and Ametrine)

Cursed Princess Club (Nell and Jolie)

Dame Daffodil (Charo and Alesea)

Daughter of the Lilies (Lyra and Margot)

Dead Winter (Lizzie and Alice)

Dicebox (Griffin and Molly)

Dirt Creek Runs Red with Blood (Ines and Sarepia)

Dom&Mor (Dominique and Morgan)

Dresden Codak (Kimiko and Elith)

Drop-Out (Lola and Sugar)

Dumbing of Age (Becky and Dina; Jennifer/Billie and Ruth)

El Goonish Shive (Ellen and Nanase; Catalina and Rhoda; Diane and Lucy)

Eldritch Darling (Ina and CJ)

Encore! (Quinn and Hana)

Ennui Go (Izzy, Darcy, and Tanya)

Errant (Sarin and Jules)

Facing the Sun (Aarya and Liza)

Finding Wonderland (Alex and Lucky)

Flowers For the Arsonist (Lucia and Paige)

Four Leaf (Carla and Lina)

Gals (Croix, Sam, Lux, and Charlotte)

Ghoul Crush (Sison and Laguna)

Girly (Otra and Winter)

Glitterlaced (Goldie and Luck)

Go Get a Roomie (Roomie and Lillian)

Guide to the Land of Monsters (Arnatuk and Tove)

Gunnerkrigg Court (Kat and Paz; Zimmy and Gamma)

Hard Lacquer (Claire and Robin; Claire and Petra)

Heartstopper (Darcy and Tara)

Heir's Game (Sevilia and Ilianna)

Her Tale of Shim Chong (Shim Chong and Madam Jang)

High Class Homos (Sapphia and Odette; Sapphia and Marla)

Homestuck (Rose and Kanaya; Calliope and Roxy; Vriska and Meenah; Vriska and Terezi)

How to Be a Werewolf (Marin and Marisa)

I Love Amy (Amy and Bibi)

I Want to Be a Cute Anime Girl (Cheryl and Delilah)

I'm the Villainess but the Heroine's Trying to Capture Me (Nelly and Nancy)

In My Heart (Wantanabe Yuki and Sasaki Mari)

Isadora (Isaline and Theodora)

It's Okay to Like Girls (Sophie and Olivia)

Kidd Commander (Phineas and Agatha)

Kill Six Billion Demons (Allison and Ciocie Cioelle)

Kiss It Goodbye (Aruka and Yukimi)

Lady of the Shard (Radiant Goddess and Acolyte; Radiant Goddess and Old God)

Lesbiampires (Daphne and Veronika)

Lore Olympus (Athena and Hestia)

Mage & Demon Queen (Malori and Velverosa)

Matchmaker (Kimmy and Marlowe)

Missing Monday (Foyle and Monday)

Monsters and Girls (Lili and Sera)

Motherlover (Imogen and Alex)

Moving In (Jackie and Riley)

Muted (Camille, Nyra, and Dendro)

My Dragon Girlfriend (Dani and Christie; Callie and Olive)

My Sweet Archenemy (Mad Spade and Miss Sunshine)

My Wish Is to Fall In Love Until You Die (Shiina and Mimi; Seiran and Ari)

Namesake (Selva and Alice)

Nano List (Chacha and Zavi)

Never Satisfied (Neith and Isra)

Nevermore (Lenore and Annabel Lee)

Night Owls and Summer Skies (Emma and Vivian)

Not So Shoujo Love Story (Rei and Hanna)

Octopus Pie (Jane and Marigold)

Offbeat (Beau and Julie)

On a Sunbeam (Mia and Grace; Alma and Char)

On Borrowed Time (Rune and Dielle)

Osora (Celia and Catalina)

Remaining links in part two!

[princesses-and-such]

"Gwen's sisters... So pretty... So sheltered..."

— Abbi

[deldeldel90]

subpar cook Jolie who isn't good at cooking (everything ends up burnt, somehow) but still loves to do it, and Nell (1) who never had a favorite food before, (2) never actually had good food before and (3) still stuck in survival mode -- so when she's asked about it by Prez, all she can give is a shrug. Jolie sees this and decides, hmmmmmm. so, she begins inviting Jolie to lunches! :D and makes her soups! They're the first time Nell could really taste somebody's affection in food, the first time she could identify and grasp onto care.

She takes one spoonful, then the next. And makes up her mind about Jolie being a culinary genius. Jolie is very, very, very pleased at this development.