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orangerosebush · 2 months ago

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I just know Artemis is (lightly) hitting curbs when driving the Bentley

#he learned to drive as a child so as to drive away if kidnapped and then spent the rest of young adulthood being driven around. I think #that produces a Specific kind of driver #artemis fowl #he is competent and can pick up things quickly but I believe him #in my heart of hearts #to be a curb kisser #just when parking

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propertyofushiwaka · 11 months ago

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Sukuna can't drive. He initially took great pride in this, as only the lowliest of the low have to transport themselves anywhere. He also fails to see the point as he can teleport anywhere. But when he starts dating you, he must learn to adapt.

So the day you pull up in your pink honda civic and he manages to fit his massive body into the passenger side, he looks around at all the accessories. Rubbing some cherry blossom lotion into his hands that he found in the console, he immediately starts rummaging through the glove box, center console, back seat until you smack him away. He then sits with his arms folded and the sweet scent of cherry blossom wafting off him. Pouting, he finally decides to get his license.

#the thought of sukuna waiting on a curb #only to get picked up by a hello kitty honda #makes me wheeze #sukuna #sukuna drabbles #jjk sukuna #jjk #sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen

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otrtbs · 10 months ago

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dating is so hard bc wdym neither of us knows how to drive like … if i’m a passenger seat princess and you’re a passenger seat princess then who’s driving the car ???????

#she’s like ‘u can drive to come pick me up 🥰’#and 27281 curbs are injured and i pull up shaking and crying x #when i live in a walkable city with public transportation again then EVERYONE will be sorry !!!!!!!!#nat vs car and the car wins every time.#i once got almost crushed by an 18 wheeler on my to austin and it was 2933928% my fault #:(#i’m not like a super bad driver tho i just hate it immensely and never want to do it bc. well. it’s fucking scary.

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coochiekrab · 1 month ago

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i think if i was friends with Kuri when she got her cancer diagnosis, i would hunt her dad down and beat him to death with a rock. he doesn't deserve to outlive her.

Lets put him in Minecraft and trap him in an obsidian mob spawner with no tools

#I’ve been watching minecradt videos lately in an attempt to curb my appetite to pick it back up again #i can’t trust myself with games my life has no structure i will play sunrise to sunset and work will never get done #quarshton

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moonscape · 2 months ago

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i <3 picking at my skin i wish it didn't come with the consequences

#bwark #you know before i played isat i had mostly curbed this habit but playing isat for the first time made me so nervous that i picked it back up

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kiyomitakada · 1 month ago

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my heart was stolen by a blind pickpocket in the deep city streets in the summer of twenty twelve and i never even saw her faaaaace my dreams were shattered like a stained glass window jesus in pieces! i believe i threw a brick right through him but my memory could not be saved!

#IT JUST SEEMS UNLIKELY THAT IT'S ME WHO WAS TO BLAME #SO I BOOKMARK MY DSM 'CAUSE I NEED TO REMEMBER MY PLAAAAAAAAAAAACE #light yagami #yotsuba specifically #my soul was crushed like a tallboy underneath a boot on a curb and im still picking up my molars and putting them back in my face #my name was soiled by a last call spill with a backwash swill and the blackout killed me sober on impact from a fall from grace </3 #damn do i actually have enough light songs to fill a playlist now #that is. concerning #edit:#TAKE THE ROAD ON HIGHER GROUND AND TELL ME DONT LOOK DOWN #YOU'LL FALL AND BREAK YOUR BACK #BUT THAT JUST REMINDS ME HOW THERE'S MORE TO BE FOUND BENEATH THE BLACK

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lightgaswaterelectricityrent · 2 months ago

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I think I missed the garbage truck but I don't know that which is humiliating because if so I just put the can out way after it already happened hoping for a miracle and everyone saw and yes I was wearing my robe

#i GOT the trash ready last night but it was crazy outside so I didn't take it to the curb because of the possibility of a blowover situation #and like 75% of the street doesn't have theirs out....but I never heard the truck and normally they come at like 2 pm #what's going onnnnn...#the ones I can see don't look like they were picked up so idk. say a prayer #i do think people like to play with fire because they know they usually come late here #at my old house they came at like 6:15 am there was no room for error and everyone knew it

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maisonbelligavi · 10 months ago

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🔞 BelliGavi headcanon

Okay one devil of an unhinged human just thought I needed to be informed that Jude and Gavi would fuck in front of a mirror just to take in their size difference.

Mish, why would you do this to me???

And now I've gotta write it.

#fic scenarios #jude bellingham #pablo gavi #belligavi #real madrid #football fics #jude x gavi #smutty fic ideas #annnnnd she had to make it worse #by saying all Jude had to do curb pablito's brattiness is to pick him up and throw him across the room #snsjsjsjsnsnsnnz #the laugh I let out #but now I have a question for Mish #what would Pablo do handle Jude's brattiness??#anyways #lmaooooooo

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needlesandnilbogs · 7 months ago

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The worst part about writing long aus is that you can’t infodump about it (without having to explain everything first so they get the context) unless you’re willing to make someone read 150k words

#yes this is about mirrorverse (120k plus stuff not on ao3)#also about hsau (70k but 40k of that is double counted w mirrorverse) and superhero au (21k) to a lesser extent #I try not to beg for readers and usually don’t get any response when I self promote the long ones #so I keep trying to summarize more and more succinctly #keep having summaries of all the previous things #and write so that you can pick up most of the plot jumping into the present moment with just the bare minimum premise #which makes me feel better about it but also. still.#kvetch #(patience/mirrorverse 3 is on the top page of murderbot fics by wordcount and has single digit numbers of kudos and comments)#(compared to the next lowest having double digits for both and all the others having at least one triple digit metric)#(I try really hard to not care but when I want to infodump it’s really hard to find someone who doesn’t need me to explain the context firs #and that makes me sad cause I want to just launch into the problem I’m having w/o explaining it all and curbing my enthusiasm)#please do not tell me “you can infodump without explaining” I don’t want to hear it

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cashweasel · 3 months ago

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🚕 for the oc game for all your ocs!!

LOLL ok so valen has 2 cars atm one of them is a jacked truck which i think is great for him bc he’s a terrible driver and it will help ppl avoid him and also not totally wreck his car if he hits a curb or something 💀 the other is a very sleek convertible cause yeah 💅🏻 they’re both absolutely custom made

Gideon I think is a mustang guy, there’s nothing very special about his car at first glance just a regular black paint job then bam! Sun hits and you realize the boring black is actually vinyl that changes color in the sun FKSKAJDK he’s very proud of it and the reactions it gets. His bike doesn’t have that coat but it do have accents which I think are the same color the sun vinyl changes to 🤔

Karima, Shaheen and Yazan respectively fksksjdk

I love karima I love her red mini cooper it holds sm great memories she also has red mirror dice to match it and cushions and everything else lol her car is really pretty on the inside but gets cluttered so fast, shaheen has a regular family suv he’s a dad of 4 he needs something to fit all of them in 😂 yazan also has a nice car but it’s not too flashy, he doesn’t decorate or do anything to it just lets the engine rev speak for itself lmaoo

Angie has a crappy Corolla I’m sorry lmaoo,, hyacinth has a monster truck and it’s honestly terrifying how big this thing is idek if it’s even legal to drive something like this on civilian roads