#cupcler

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

Am I breaking your heart? It was assured from the start So I’ll take solace in the shatter when it falls apart

hey remember like a year and a half ago when divorce was the big thing (still is) and I, on a whim, gave cupcler a husband he divorced and killed? well here's that

the lore was (and bear with me, because it's not very thought out) was that in cup society they get married basically just for show and then get divorced quickly after, which is the real party

but cupcler and his (ex)husband still wanted to be together so they would meet in secret, but cupcler couldn't stand being apart so he killed him

do not expect anything more about this or about cupcler!

anyway here's donut hole by hachi with synthv kevin as the vocals, lyrics under cut

Wedding days are always a cheap affair Hand over forty dollars you don’t even wanna spare Red Solo cups roll underneath the chairs The greatest hour of my life and no one seems to care

Try again, again, to forget The way it was still incited regret Well-meaning voices inside my head Would reminisce over your face and the words you said

Grand divorce others can’t resist But just this moment alone is enough for me Crying, “My dear, I don’t want to split!” Meeting in secret every week like two lover kids

One more time, one night, one more day And I’m fine knowing you will not stay Well-meaning voices inside me say That what is over will return, but I cannot wait

Done with pain, done with hope The one solution I know Set time and place pretending everything is wonderful Am I breaking your heart? It was assured from the start So I’ll take solace in the shatter when it falls apart

The turning point for murder’s suppressing the hurt Why do I bother even trying when the world separates us further? Bye bye and we’ll never ever meet again Guess I was dumb to fall in love when I cannot call you my husband And so this is the end of our forever til we die, love Ever til we die, love Ever til we die, love I remember your name was-

UST by EchoBlossom123 Lyrics/Tuning by me Original song by Hachi

[incorrect-rt-mblr-quotes]

Rtcler: yOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Kevler: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Rtcler: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING CUPCLER WITH ME.

Rtsans, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Do we *really* have tags for this?

[dynamiteghost]

explain

normal tuesday for us rtumblr scientists :3

[kieshartzishere]

"Dandelions AREN'T in Cups"

I have a love-hate relationship drawing them alright. And by that I mean actually drawing them and the cursedness of it all.

Also I had no idea how to do tbe effects so hope this suffices.

[fluffydancer618]

New item acquired! You found: [Horny Mug]

Item description: There is so much "One Certain Cup With His Tits Out" content, that you could make a separate cup out of it. The only mug in the world, that makes you only more thirsty, when you drink from it.

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

Stole this from the rtumblr mutuals discord I made

Enjoy children

[aamitmorthos]

ya know how much of a punch in the face it is to be half sleep, lazily checking notifications and then seeing "cupclertitties reblogged a post from you"

fucking jumpscare

[formal-frog-shoes]

CUPCLER IS MORE THAN HIS TITS!!!

HE ALSO GOT MAJOR CAKE!!!!

[jasperakalucy]

Wait hold on

The obsession with magical john came from miitopia and shipping him with chat, and was pretty much just one side of the RTGame fandom

The stuff about cupcler was entirely the other side of the fandom, from the roleplays and onceler stuff

Then a few of you come along and start overanalyzing both of them- which tbh probably started a year ago with the dandelion theory, or earlier, but only increased recently

And then you guys “accidentally” start shipping them together

Which- first of all, the interesting part about magical john WAS his interest in twitch chat, that made him not only relevant to us but shippable -> sexymanable -> milkable -> dissectable (hate that I said this)

So it’s quite odd to see him shipped with someone completely different- this was never the intention. He was made for twitch chat, that’s why he became infamous

And second of all, wild that of all things, CUPCLER was what replaced twitch chat. Something so unimportant to like 99% of RTs fanbase. Hell, he started from Kevin’s cups- he’s not from RT at all. But he’s also… dissectable. And flirtatious. And thus here we are.

And now either 1) we’re gonna end up with shipping wars between those who support chatical john and … cupcical john? and thus literally ourselves vs the cup

or 2), magical john has two hands and twitch chat has to get with the cup now

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

(you all give me visions of cupcler with tits. fuck you /j)

(under read more is some with the stupid looking teeth stickers on picsart)

[arkify]

my take on the current situation

[chaoticcandies1]

another quick request, this time from @yournamekevi that wanted either a cupcler or hatcler. well uh anyways this somehow came out haha my hand slipped hehe

[cupclertitties]

hello rtumblr :)

[kieshartzishere]

[pleafyistired]

oh yeah i forgot this exists in my notebook

[fluffydancer618]

Money

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@aamitmorthos @ask-kevins-cupcler @ask-the-rt-cler

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