#cunty squad

[stuzsa]

Everybody go and read @lanzzo 's amazing fanfic about these two

[quinnigallagherjones]

cunty walk cinematic universe (cwcu)

dead poets society (1989) // the suicide squad (2021) // doctor who: voyage of the damned (2007) // cult of chucky (2017) // a small light (2023)

[diaz911]

Eddie Diaz I love you so much because even if it’s not Buck’s intention there is literally nothing that would take more attention away from a couple on their wedding day than the bride’s brother low-key coming out to everyone he knows by showing up with a man for his date. It would be all anyone was talking about. Eddie is so good for lightly, but firmly, calling him out on this. If Buck never kisses you Eddie, just know that I would. I would.

[setsunaaaicons]

Akikasa serving 𝑪𝑼𝑵𝑻

[xinnamoon]

I'm about to say some-ish (get it)

[wyldblunt]

i really love all the drawings i did to answer this ask, so i want a post where they're not all hidden by the readmore! it's interesting to see how the panels read when they're plucked out from the writing/ficlet that's meant to be sandwiching them

[navree]

i'm sure i'm not the first person to have pointed it out but 'jmj errors' are not a thing in actual computers and like, chester has a voice actor we know, norris has a voice actor we know, so.........

return him to me at ONCE rusty quill!!

[chrissophrase]

Squeak squeak

[honamisupportteam]

I secured the boys!!!! Akito came home on my very first circle!!! And then another copy of him on my third??? Toya took a few more circles but still only like 12k crystals :D

I want Luka too (she’s gorgeous) but I will refrain because I need to saveee

[llilyrose]

i love that the isat fandom personifies loop as a cunty bastard. very fitting i think for the mask to bleed into their real, new self after the loops

but personally I'm actually a fan of. the sour loops. the bitter loops. the loops that lash out at everything because they never learned how to properly deal with their emotions and the loops that keep that sassiness even as they get better.

big fan of the loops that still don't know how to process their emotions but get better at recognizing what causes their anger. love me a loop who gets suuupepper annoyed at the small little things but in a cute way. i think human loop would be cute over cunty. cute loop squad unite

siffrin the Chill and loop the Feisty. i can live with this

[kinnbig]

so, who is the most pathetic? big, vegas or kim?

obsessed with this question thank u anon i am going to have to approach this very scientifically and rate their patheticness levels with super incredibly objective patheticness points

Big -

pathetic:

in unrequited love with his boss +2

roasted by Kim for being in unrequited love with his boss +1

got demoted cause some random guy asked for his job +1

put in his place by Chan while trying to put the new guy in his place +1

not invited to the Hum Bar shenanigans +1

lectured on homophobia by a 'straight' guy (while gay) +1

fell off his motorbike and was real angy about it +1

"it's because of me. I couldn't help Khun Kinn" +2

looks like he's on the verge of tears 24/7 +1

sad little hair strand +1

literally died +5

not pathetic:

captain of the Tawan hate squad -2

mean girl swag -1

beat up that guy and was hot about it -1

picked up Porsche by his hair and was really hot about it -2

total: 11

Vegas -

pathetic:

psychosexually obsessed with his cousin +1

all the daddy issues +2

rejected by Porsche +1

tried to bring Porsche a rose but had to leave with it because his cousin woke up from his coma and pretended to be allergic +1

Tankhun smacked him with a tray that one time +1

kicked out of his own bathroom so his cousin could give the guy he was trying to seduce a handjob +3

Gun smacked that book out of his hand +1

got punched sooo many times +1

used his prisoner as a therapist +2

fell in love with said prisoner after one (1) free therapy session +1

the entire hedgehog saga +3

"shoot me!" +1

the entire failed coup +2

"here's how I win." ... *loses* +1

not pathetic:

cool motorbike -1

all the murder/torture -2

so so many cunty outfits -1

did actually get laid -1

ate ass on-screen -2

was probably fucking Ken (good for him) -1

was turned into swiss cheese and lived -1

total: 12

Kim -

pathetic:

actually has a murder board +1

said murder board is behind a giant photo of himself +1

conducts secret investigations instead of communicating with his brothers like a normal person +2

didn't even solve the mystery he was investigating +2

so incredibly emotionally unavailable +1

saw a kid with an entire wall full of his photographs and went "...I wonder if this guy really likes me? maybe I should make him write a love song to check" +1

is the cheek kiss girlie in the fuck nasty show +1

ghosted a child +3

emotionally defeated by a smiley face fried egg +1

on Chay's blocklist +1

led Chay on for an investigation, ghosted him, cried into his polaroids when Chay didn't take him back +2

tried to apologise to Chay by gifting him dead bodies and songs instead of using his words +1

not pathetic:

broke into a mafia boss' office -1

out mean girlied the mean girlie (was mean to Big) -1

is maybe a celebrity -1

the entire bar fight scene -3

total: 11

and there you have it! it's so very close, but Vegas is officially the most pathetic by one (1) patheticness point. i will not be taking constructive criticism at this time

more very scientific kinnporsche research

[wileys-russo]

nobody talk to me oh my god starting, captain AND in the cunty kit??? 🥹🥹🥹

and the acl squad all starting 🫶🏻

[woo-kyung]

(Misunderstanding slangs) That outfit makes him look like a cunt

Accidentally typed Minho as Mainho and it’s like so true bestie, he is the Main Hoe.

[undeadoracle]

there are some valid points to be made regarding the "playersexual" approach to games, but also, i am never personally going to be bothered by it. a squad of bisexuals with sickass powers and cunty outfits banding together to save the world is peak wish fulfillment to me.

[notaplaceofhonour]

“cunty Amanda Waller isn’t real; she can’t hurt you”

Suicide Squad Isekai:

[goofybearclown]

Finished whispers in the walls quest in warframe...

God, Loid is so cunty and minxy istg

Like, sir the skittle squad is calling. They want their furuitiness back :/