I know you’re spending Valentine’s all alone 💔 Good thing you have your sexy goddess to stroke and send to. You would be so lost and lonely without me. You better thank me 😘 $rshnykss
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A thing I feel about Telemachus and Antinous in Legendary and the fact that like. Telemachus objects to calling Penelope a "tramp" when Antinous' line about opening her room to have fun with her obviously feels much worse and more threatening... but I feel like Telemachus is kind of going like; "hey, the line? You crossed it a while ago."
Like, everything after tramp doesn't count because tramp was too far to begin with, and if Telemachus was strong enough to deal with the problem Antinous would no longer be here to say the gross shit afterwords because that would have been the point where Antinous died. Or at least broke his jaw and lost his ability to say nasty shit about Telemachus' mom.
Which is where the rule of "talk shit get hit" comes from, Telemachus is just untrained in combat because Laertes sucks at his job.
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Mods asleep, post Valhoun
I have so many Valhoun wips (they are all in my head)
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not to flex but i was having a hard time and playing bg3 and gale said something to the effect of “we’ll figure this out together” and my partner was like “that’s how i feel! i know we can get through this together. i believe in you.” and i was like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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do u know where this is from it haunts my dreams
[ID: an up-close panel of Batman. He's visibly confused and has a question mark speech bubble before asking, “I'm pregnant?” END ID]
i do!! however im sorry to say your nightmares have all been for naught, since its a very popular edited panel :( the original is from batman annual #11:
(id in alt!)
i hope this doesn't discourage you from trying to get that man pregnant though, hes even in position for it in the last panel <33
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When you’re out holiday shopping for your wife and family I bet you’re thinking about how much more you like spending on me instead 🤭🎄💦
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