#cs humor

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Two British Fantasy Authors, a play in one act.

JRR Tolkien: So my epic fantasy has elves and dwarves and gods and demons and vampires and werewolves.

CS Lewis: Cool cool cool.

JRR Tolkien: What about yours?

CS Lewis: Mine? It's got fauns and a witch and a talking lion and precocious children—

JRR Tolkien: I like the talking lion.

CS Lewis: —and Santa Claus.

JRR Tolkien: ...

JRR Tolkien: ...

JRR Tolkien: What?

CS Lewis: Santa Claus. You know, "ho ho ho."

JRR Tolkien: I know Santa Claus! I wrote the book on Santa Claus! But you can't have Santa Claus in your High Fantasy!"

CS Lewis: Why not? You have Tom Bombadil!

JRR Tolkien: HOW DARE YOU

[computer-nerd-girl]

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[stubblesandwich]

This is how it happened, right? That's how I remember it... 🤔

[pov-amna]

When you find out that your 'original' code is just a copy of a copy of a copy...

[kazoosandfannypacks]

David, pointing at Killian and Emma: They're holding hands!

Mary Margaret: Sometimes married people do that, or so I've been told.

[ignorethisatyourperil]

[galaxymagitech]

So, it was 5 am and I was trying desperately to code a basic prototype of a theoretical website’s front page in HTML. I couldn’t figure out how to make the drop-down box that I wanted to make—the thing that’s always there on FAQs. Nothing I searched got the type of thing I wanted, instead just showing drop-down menus. So I was struggling, and my sleep-deprived brain was ready to give it up and let the website remain entirely conceptual.

And then I remembered that I used something very similar for an author’s note on an AO3 Batman fanfic in order to hide spoiler warnings.

So, I literally went to AO3, navigated to my fanfic, clicked edit, copied the HTML I wrote there, and pasted it into VSCode.

And then I started laughing hysterically and had to explain to my teammate that yeah, I couldn’t remember how to do basic HTML so I copied it from my own AO3 fanfic.

Thank you, fanfiction.

[youraveragecatastrophe]

Imagine: after meeting Zack, Ivy and Player and joining Team Red, Shadowsan is eager to work with another actual adult. He can't wait to meet Chase Devineaux again, make a better impression than in Poitiers, and have someone with whom to share the burden of working with a bunch of children.

Then, after some time without hearing from him, he finally brings him up to Carmen. Who promptly dies of laughter at the idea even Shadowsan thought she was working with Devineaux.

Carmen is actually crying laughing while Shadowsan sits there like : 😑 i suppose it is only children then...

[book-quotes-i-found]

The golden prince was at his best when viewed from sixty paces, out of spitting range of his nature.

Page 174

Prince’s Gambit by C.S. Pacat

[bogprophet]

"the code documents itself" what if i grind your skull on the pavement huh what then

[computer-nerd-girl]

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[dbphantom]

I am so fucking glad this actually returned what I was trying to say while writing tags about Law's kickass outfits because the unhelpful instamash mix I disrespectfully call a brain was supplementing all the wrong words and I didn't feel like finding that one writing thesaurus site on mobile

[sweet-baby-bird]

Imagine being nine or however old Lucy is here and you meet the real Santa and you gives you health potion and a knife.

I thought there was no Christmas in Narnia? No, not for a long time… But the hope that you've brought, your majesties, have finally started to weaken the Witch's power.

[itsgirlyki]

if you taking request.. PLEASEEE do a period smau with jjk cs these cramps ain’t playing this month 

“period things”

answer: of course, sounds good!! on another note, those cramps DON’T be playing for anybody seriously. i’m praying for you <3

when you’re on your period

🌀includes: gojo s, suguru g, nanami k, sukuna r, fushiguro t, higuruma h, choso k

contains: period talk, fluff, humor, fem coded reader, blood, PMS, slightly suggestive

for more like this follow @itsgirlyki !!