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marmorisecom · 8 months ago
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MARMORIS ECOM Leopard Tiger Eye Healing Pendant
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100% Certified Healing Crystals
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Tiger eye crystal shields against negative energies, fostering focus and centering.
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contempocrystals · 2 years ago
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Who is with me?!? 🙌🏻 No wilting or mystery flavors (ok except for geodes, I guess that is like biting into a mystery chocolate). 🤪⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #crystalhumor #crystaljoke #crystaljokes #crystalmeme #crystalmemes #crystallovers #crystals https://www.instagram.com/p/CqZD5tWvDPD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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geologyrocksandminerals · 4 years ago
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Today is the last day to take advantage of our awesome sale going on. Swing by the shop or use the code “OCTOBERROCKS” at the checkout if you’re shopping online for 20% off any item of $50 or more! 🍬 talk about a sweet deal.
Hurry up! Sale ends at midnight online 🌙
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laceinthewoods · 4 years ago
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I've had a rough day today, but laughter helps us all stay positive! Enjoy 50% off our crystal dicks. 🍆💎✨ . . Follow the link in our bio to see everything we have to offer you on your healing journey! Even crystal dicks! 🤟🍆💎✨ . . #crystaljokes #crystalpenis #crystalphallis #clearquartz #crystaldick #crystals #quartz #handtattoo #sexualhealing #crystalsofinstagram #crystalshop #crystalporn #hennatattoo #gemstones #crystalmeme #penisjokes #dickjokes #crystalhumor #prettycrystals #fertilitystones #metaphysicalshop #greenwoodlakeny (at Crystals of Quartz) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCSNP11BQuP/?igshid=1ml1qxrs1tzle
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wearwolfapparel · 5 years ago
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What we ain't finna do, is judge anybody. I'm doing good, ain't bought any in months. For myself. 🤨 Hey, y'all watch tv, I get audiobooks and crystals. ------------------------------------------------------ Reposted from @contempocrystals (@get_regrann) - Tag someone who is self-prescribing crystal remedies. 😂I got so caught up in the sale I completely forgot to post one of the memes when I was supposed to, my bad!! All joking aside though, there are actually a ton of crystal remedies out there. Thus the #crystalhealing world.⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ One of my favorite quick references for healing is a book by my fave Karen Frazier. I'll link it to this photo in my bio. She offers tons of remedies including crystal pairings and grinding for things like grief, self-love, anxiety, etc. As with all of her books it is super easy to understand and straight forward.⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ HAPPY MONDAY LOVES!⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ .⁠⠀ #crystalmeme #crystalmemes #crystaljoke #crystaljokes #crystalhumor #crystalquote #crystalquotes #crystallove #crystalsofig #crystals #crystaladdict #crystaljunkie #rockhound #quoteoftheday #crystalshop #crystalsforsale #crystalenergy #healingcrystals #contempocrystals #crystaljokes #crystalsfordays #healingstones #crystalfun #crystalgram⁠ #crystalproblems⁠⠀#crystalsarelife #crystalremedies #healing #loveandlight⁠⠀ (at Urban Shaman Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3YPaFJhD6F/?igshid=9yb6p92nnsdt
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fromthedivine-blog · 5 years ago
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Be gone with your toxicity!!✌😂 #crysyals #crystalhumor #metaphysical #metaphysicalhumor #spiritualassgangster #spiritual #spiritualhumor #empath #toxicity #positiveenergy #positivevibes #posivevibesonly #positivity #highvibrations #vibratehigher #vibratehigh #highvibrational #tarot #tarotreader #fromthedivine https://www.instagram.com/p/B0CeAH9n5VX/?igshid=1w7ok5xiijcu6
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the7directions · 6 years ago
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😭😭😂😂 a bit of Monday humor!!! Way to funny not to post !!! . . #the7directions #blueballs #calcitedicks #crystalhumor #calming #namaste #vibrationalenergy #healingstones (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp5FvHQH5VF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ycizlgs1un1u
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spiritguideme · 6 years ago
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💎 This is actually good advice 💎 . . . . . #crystals #crystalhumor #spiritualhumor #crystalhealing #lightworkers #balanceworker #meditate #energyhealing #energymedicine #crystalenergy #goodvibes #rosequartz #quartz #crystalreiki #positivevibes #reiki #crystalgrids #goodenergy #spiritual
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handsofspirit · 6 years ago
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Happy Sunday Evening! It has been cold and rainy here in Boulder, Colorado, and we have Cabin Fever... or in my case, Cavansite! 🤪🤣🤣 We just got these two little polished pieces in. I don’t see polished Cavansite all that often as it is not an easy crystal to polish. However these two are just adorable. Swipe left to see a closer picture of them. One stands and one is very round like a sphere. Very fun pieces 🦋💙 - - - #cavansite #cavansiteblue #cavansitecrystal #zeolite #chakrastones #crystallover #crystalline #crystallovers #crystalhealing #crystal #crystals #crystalsofinstagram #crystalsofig #crystalsofindia #crystalstones #crystalhealer #healingtools #healingstones #healingcrystals #energyhealer #energyhealing #auraglow #auracleansing #crystalhumor #funwithcrystals #handsofspirit (at Hands of Spirit Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxqnx6nB4gk/?igshid=96hm8bbgvyei
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ravenscauldron1 · 3 years ago
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Morning witch 🧙‍♀️ tip 👌🏼 . . . #witch #witchcraft #witchesofinstagram #witchy #witchythings #instawitch #witchery #witchesofig #eclecticwitch #magic #witchyvibes #witchywoman #witchesofinstagram🔮🌙 #witchlife #witches #witchmemes #crystals #crystalsofinstagram #crystallover #crystalmeme #crystalhumor #crystalmemes #crystaljokes #sage #sagememes #smudging #sageburning #meme #memes #dankmemes https://www.instagram.com/p/CSYfOxVIEG1/?utm_medium=tumblr
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houseofintuitionla · 9 years ago
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#Shungite #Mugatu #CrystalHumor 😂
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contempocrystals · 3 years ago
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Where are my crystal bitches?!?! 🙌🏼💕😂 Day 1 of the STORY SALE is officially up! 💎 More coming at you tomorrow at 10am Pacific. Reminder that if you cannot see the story with the 'sale rules' linked on it, head to my profile, refresh your screen (pull down and time or two) and then tap on my logo. That SHOULD get you all of them... you might have to tap backward though.⁠ .⁠ And as always, you can combine with any items posted over on @contempogems - I will just add to your custom listing. ☺️💎⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #crystaljokes #crystalbitches #crystaljunkie #crystaladdict #crystalobsessed #crystallovers #crystalmeme #Crystalmemes #crystalquotes #crystalhumor⁠ (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRKANG_hSpN/?utm_medium=tumblr
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geologyrocksandminerals · 7 years ago
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The only way 🙌🏾😂😍
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laceinthewoods · 5 years ago
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Website update tomorrow (monday) 9pm est! Check out my stories for more sneak peaks!💜🙏✨ . . #sacredgeometry #websiteupdate #newagehealing #newageshop #meditate #meditation #amethyst #fallingleaves #thirdeyeopen #crownchakra #reikihealing #crystalhumor #dungeonsanddragons #crystaldice #dnd #spirtualawakening #greenwoodlakeny #warwickny #sacredspace (at Crystals of Quartz) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4bR8A3HEkF/?igshid=grrbwgfmyamu
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contempocrystals · 2 years ago
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🤪💕🙌🏻💎😂⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #crystalmeme #crystalmemes #crystaljoke #crystaljokes #crystallove #crystallovers #crystallover #crystalmagic #crystals #crystalsofig #crystalhumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CkKMhgvpceM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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contempocrystals · 2 years ago
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Who is with me?!?! 🙌🏻💎💕😂⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ .⁠ #crystalhumor #crystalquote #crystalquotes #crystaljoke #crystaljokes #crystalmeme #crystalmemes #crystals #crystallovers #crystallove #crystalvibes #crystalsrock #crystalsofinstagram (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjopg0_rrOw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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