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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

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when your son gets locked up

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I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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born from rot

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my oc vasil [he/they] my plague genasi blood hunter

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back from the void (dissociating in the shower)

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if someone comes forward with their story about being raped or sexually assaulted by your fav celebrity artist and your first instinct is “im so disappointed I can’t enjoy his characters anymore :(” you’re literally fucked in the head . some of you are way too grown to be detached from the reality like this. we are in a lack of empathy epidemic. yes im talking about Neil gaiman and his fans .

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INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

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What are your takes on shipping and the discourses that surround it?

personally i think postal workers should be paid more

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i doubt this will happen on a large scale but god it would be really really funny if tiktok being banned turned a bunch of american zoomers into communists please god

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Create cool summer treats for your vampire with this one neat trick