#crystal frosty the snowman

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

more rankin bass stuff cause autism got hands

[60sgroove]

Rankin Bass Female Characters ♡ Crystal

[rocketonin]

i like to hc that jack annoys tf out of snow miser

[circlesaidd]

they are the most married ever

[thebekashow]

they literally just met and are already in love

I SHIP THEM SO BADDD

[multifandomplushie]

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Wanted to make something Frosty the Snowman-related for the season and, since I didn’t make anything particular for the Halloween, decided to throw in some Mad Mad Mad Monsters as well, cause’ I had this crossover art idea for a while now.

[animated-character-of-the-day]

Today’s character of the day is: Crystal from Frosty’s Winter Wonderland 

[rxin3stims]

Crystal Stimboard

Media: Frosty’s Winter Wonderland (1976)

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[sgiandubh]

Pants on fire

Y'all pretty much stopped -actively- following Sarah H, right?

Well, let's see what she did post last Monday:

For our distinguished Spanish Mafia representatives, here is the gist of it:

During an anonymous Q&A session on Insta, she was asked if she would allow the person she currently dates meet her son. Question was formulated as a possibility only, by the way.

Her answer was crystal clear, despite her terrible, terrible English grammar, and I am going to translate it in Spanish, for once:

'Gracias. Hace 5 años, me separé del padre de K y nunca le he presentado a Kayson a nadie con quien haya salido en estos últimos 5 años. Solo lo haría si estuviera segura de que estaré con este hombre para siempre. No estoy de acuerdo con personas entrando y saliendo de su vida, esto no es justo. Enrollarse resulta más difícil, ya que K está conmigo la mayor parte del tiempo, pero está bien.'

This goes to show two important, yet predictable things:

a) the Traditional Troll lied through her teeth. She always does. People never learn, just because obsession blurs all the damn lines between what is reasonable speculation and what is dingbat lying.

b) the other Sad Mythomaniac insinuating she spoke to Steve the Climber, who allegedly confirmed S was spotted in that GLA park with K was well... just a sad (and desperate) mythomaniac:

I am sorry, pumpkins. Park Anon was correct. I did not invent it, no matter how hard you'd pretend. You should also know by now I never send Anons. I also happen to think both of these cheap pretexts spoil the fandom experience entirely, something I have no wish to do. For me or anyone else - and yes, that includes Mordor, too. When I say something, I sign and own it loud and clear. And I take no prisoners.

Thank you for the tip - you know who you are and you always, always deliver 😘💖.

I am back, biatches 🤣🤣🤣.

[Later edit]: updated for exact reference of Sad Mythomaniac (not the only one). And pumpkin, don't fret: I am Romanian. Also, what about Frosty the Snowman @ Cawdermill and those sets of two different handprints, huh? #Hogmanay

[glitterberryshortcake]

🦄 ✨ Here's an introduction of my OCs and the F/O's that I ship them with!!! :D ✨ 🦄

💗🌈 🩷 Name: Rainbow Vivre Age: 22 Species: Human Vallonica "Vallea" Glyssen, also known as "Rainbow Vivre", is very sweet, outgoing, and can sometimes be a little air-headed. She has a looooot of boyfriends. I can't list every boyfriend she has because it would be a very long list, so I'll just list two of them. Mr. Paulson (Teamo Supremo), and Mr. Tinkerton (The Legend of Frosty the Snowman). 💗 🌈🩷

✨ 💜 🩵 Name: Desiree Hills Age: 25 Species: Human Desiree Hills is optimistic and sweet. It's very easy for her to sympathize/empathize with others. She's very rich and lives in a pink Barbie-style mansion. She owns a white Yorkshire Terrier named Daisy. Her boyfriend is Sarge Snorkel (Beetle Bailey). 🩵 💜 ✨

❤️ 🖤 ✨ Name: Nataly Vaclavik Age: 2160 (demon years) 36 (human years) Species: Demon Nataly Vaclavik loves to commit crimes on the regular (such as robbing banks, shoplifting, and other typical bad guy-ish stuff) She also has a fascination with weapons. She has a sweet tooth and loves red velvet cake and chocolates. Her boyfriend is Principal Pankley (The Legend of Frosty the Snowman). ✨ 🖤 ❤️

🩷 💚 🍓 Name: Ichigo Age: Ageless Physical and mental age: 24 Species: Robot Ichigo is ditzy and super kind. She’s also pretty sensitive. Also, she knows when to be serious. She can speak in both Japanese and English. Her boyfriend is Percy Polie (Rolie Polie Olie). 💚 🩷 🍓

🌸 🩷 🌼 Name: Harmony Hoffman Age: 24 Species: Human Harmony Hoffman is very shy. She's a botanist/phytologist. She loves flowers and her favorites are roses, sunflowers, tulips, marigolds, and daisies. Her boyfriend is Cap'n Turbot (Paw Patrol). 🌸 🩷 🌼

💜 🩷 🎶 Name: Setsuko Senritsu Age: 22 Species: Human Setsuko Senritsu is a character from the video game called “Happy Hyper Dance!” or “ハッピーハイパーダンス！” (Basically, it’s a fictional/nonexistent game I came up with that is similar to Dance Dance Revolution). She's super bubbly and energetic. Her boyfriend is Surge Protector (Wreck-It Ralph). 🩷 💜 🎵

💛 💜 🦋 Name: Melinda Grace Age: 21 Species: Butterfly Melinda Grace is very smart, although scatterbrained. She loves fashion, cooking, and reading. Her favorite things to cook are sweets, especially frosted cookies. Her favorite book genres are romance, comedy, and fantasy. Her boyfriend is Adam Flayman (Bee Movie). 💜 💛 🦋

🩵 🎸 🩷 Name: Abigill Eauston Age: 22 Species: Axolotl Abigill Eauston has an interest in music and has a huge collection of musical instruments. Her favorite musical instrument is the electric guitar. Her boyfriend is Mr. Baldwin (Fish Hooks). (Fun fact: Abigill's name is a pun on the name "Abigail" and the word "gill"). 🩵 🎸 🩷

❤️ 🩷 🍎 Name: Loretta Reid Age: 26 Species: Human Loretta Reid is a Kindergarten teacher and loves working with and teaching kids. Her students call her Miss Reid. She's been teaching for four years. She's very sweet, caring, sympathetic/empathetic, and fun. Her boyfriend is the Teacher/Sensei/Mr. S (Doraemon). 🩷 ❤️ 🍎

Name: Sparklemary Age: 1400 (fairy years) 24 (human years) Species: Fairy Sparklemary loves jewelry, fashion, flowers and candy. She's bubbly, sweet, elegant, and can be silly at times. She loves collecting minerals/gems/crystals and flowers to make jewelry out of! Her boyfriend is Head Pixie (The Fairly Oddparents).

[icycoldninja]

Fluffcember #28 (V x Reader)

Snowman

"V, check this out!" You gathered up a pile of snow in your hands and molded it into a ball. "Yes, d-" The poor man barely had time to finish his sentence; you'd already flung the snow at his face. It broke apart on impact, showering him with a good dusting of cold white fluff. "Y/N, what was that for?" You giggled, gathering up more snow and molding it into another, larger snowball. "For fun!" V furrowed his brow, staring at the thick layer of snow that coated the ground. "Fun? Throwing piles of frozen water at each other is fun?" A smile crept across his handsome face as he knelt down and prodded the snow with a lanky finger. "Do elaborate." This was V's first winter; the first time he'd ever seen snow in his life. The reaction he had when he stepped outside was comparable to one of a toddler. His beautiful eyes widened in surprise; his jaw dropped, and he just stood there in the doorway, marveling at the beautiful, glowing white crystals that were spread out before him. He had previously been one of the uninitiated; he had no understanding of why people loved playing in the snow so much. But now that he'd experienced the wonder for himself, he knew. He had been enlightened.

"V, come here!" You called from where you were kneeling in the snow. V came to you, trudging with some difficulty through the thick layers of white. He plopped down next to you with a huff. "It's tough wading through snow, ain't it?" You asked, grinning. V nodded before turning his attention to what you were working on. "So, what is this?" You were rolling a snowball on the ground, causing the snowball to accumulate snow and grow larger as it was rolled. "I'm making a snowman," You announced, proudly. V raised an eyebrow. "A snowman?" He paused, seemingly lost in thought for a few moments. "What's a snowman?" You burst into loud laughter; it took you several moments to compose yourself. "Sorry, sorry," You apologized, tearfully waving a hand at him. "It's just…I've never met anyone who didn't know what a snowman was. Haven't you watched Frosty the Snowman before?" V shook his head; he'd never even heard of that. You sighed, leaning back on your knees. "Well, it's a great thing you've got me. I shall teach you." You stood up and continued rolling your snowball; V followed in confusion. "We're essentially constructing a person out of snow. It's never perfectly lifelike, mind you," You added, so he didn't get the wrong idea. "We just roll balls of snow and arrange them so there's a bottom, midsection, and head. Then we decorate the snowman with sticks, coal, and carrots for its facial features." V frowned thoughtfully. "Men don't have coal, sticks or carrots for their faces…" He absently reached up to feel his face with his glove. "Do they?" You shook your head laughingly. "No, of course not! This is just a thing. A tradition. Normally, kids are the ones to build snowmen, but you're pretty much a kid yourself, so whatever." V scoffed, folding his arms. "I am not a child." You rolled your eyes. "Sure, you're not, Mr. I-am-but-two-days-old." V rolled his eyes but said nothing. After a few moments, the bottom part of the snowman was finished. You showed V how to anchor the snowman in place using snow as "glue", and taught him how to roll a snowball. Before long, you two had completed building the body of your magnificent (4 feet tall) snowman. "Now all that's left are glue." V looked around, then held up his cane. "We could use this?" You shook your head. "You'd have to leave it out here all night long." V set the cane down. "Aha! You cried, crossing over to a low-hanging, partially bent tree. Reaching up, you plucked two hefty branches off and held them up triumphantly. "Behold! The arms!" V watched as you trudged back through the snow and planted the sticks into the sides of the snowman before surrounding them with some snow, for added support. "Now we just need stuff for the face." V squinted into the horizon and started walking, before stooping down and pulling out two small rocks from the snow. "Eyes." He announced, walking up and placing them in the snowman's head. "Great job," You remarked, snapping a small branch in half. "Here's the nose." You stuffed the "nose" into the snowman's head and stood back, smiling. "I think we did well," V said, throwing an arm around your shoulders and pulling you close. You nodded, resting your head against him and sighing. "Just one thing left to do." You bent down and scooped up a little snow into your hands. V didn't notice; he turned to you and asked, "What?" Giggling loudly, you threw the snow into his face and took off, dashing across your yard and towards the house. As you ran, you heard V's laughter-tinged shouts. "You're gonna get it Y/N, you little mischief-maker! You really will!"

[safyresky]

the elf clauses reminded me!! I've been meaning to share THIS Crystal Springs FACT of the day for a haute minute: Jack created the Abominable Snowman to show Jacqueline how to make a sentient snowman. She then proceeded to create Frosty.

The Abominable Snowman goes by Abby and Frosty is basically her lil sibling. Frosty is a sweetheart who gives big Pillsbury Dough-boy Vibes and is just the most naive lil guy bc Jacqueline made him when she was like, four (hundred). They live in the Pole to this day and Abby is FIERCELY protective of Frosty, and ALSO of Jacqueline, which does cause problems when people are mean to her bc Abby will not hesitate, BITCH.

Frosty has to talk her down 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[boyakishantrinity]

Based off Mr frosty the snowman's comment. Read below to decide if this is worth restarting the damn story line around Slugterra with magic and stuff.

“I’m going to start with a very simple question.”

His engine roared, motorbike speeding it’s way across the caverns, Trix scowling as they sped towards the twins. Dumber of the pair shouting back as they chased him.

“LODE!!”

She dragged the blade behind her. Red curled hair boiling back as she strode forward. Anger in her eyes as she strode towards the man, grey skin, body strengthened in the darkness. Burning red eyes meeting demonic yellow.

“Under who’s fucking orders-”

Speeding away, shouting back at his stupid brother. Blakk was gone. Their lives gone, Ma shot dead with whatever That was chasing behind, a strange mechabeast driving towards him. Black bodied helmet, leather clothes, a strange blaster that seemed to shoot slugs of metal and death. Arm bleeding as he continue to ride.

“STOP CHASING ME YA NUB!!!”

Yelping, loud shots ringing behind him, ducking his head as the woman oddly cursed in that weird easterner’s tongue.

Chinese. Something like that, cursing loudly as she sped past the Shane. This new program of Eli’s, it’d been trouble after trouble. Days spent coupled, protecting the caverns had clearly awakened something, turning the criminals into a police force that would have worked with the Shanes to keep the peace. Earn glory and gold through generally legal means. A mad pitch, but the first Shane to defeat several world ending disasters was something nobody could truly dare argue against.

And now? Well, she’d blown her way in, lightning crackling as she shot down an illegal dealing.

My head still ached from whatever impact that weird crystal that’d vanished into nothing she’d thrown to the floor. Revving engines, Eli calling behind me.

“GRA-”

“YEAH YEA-”

She’d managed to shout back, sparks of lightning erupting as whatever weapon she had. A ‘gun’ or pistol, or whatever it was. It didn’t use slugs, Beatrice didn’t hear most of what Eli had said, most of anything didn’t make sense. Sure, they’d saved the world over a period of years. And then a few months. But this had only been a day. Pounding against her skull, body pushing back before she could half hear something.

“OH FUCK ME.”

English. For the first time since she’d arrived, eyes growing wide. Strange woman’s robotised voice cutting through as she dropped the gun to her bike’s side. Popping a wheely, lightning sparking out of the vehicles engine as storm clouds gathered above.

“…”

And now she stood, frozen in place. Head turning to the massive expanse of black stone, the courtyard of the underground holding cell. The coupled up cave system in this small corner of Hell, court standing a few metres aside as she turned to the entrenched fort leader.

“What the HELL did you do?”

Bravado long gone. Birthright in her eyes, the man smirking, snarling as blood rain erupted over one half of the twin.

“What our kind has alway done.”

He replied. The woman shook her head. Releasing her anger, flames erupting at her fingers as she drew her blade back.

“And I’ve long explained that belief is what caused us to fall.”

Locke managed to force his brother to stop, woman loudly cursing as she gripped the encased stone item.

“JESUS FUCKING- OH SHUT THE FUCK- EMARCHINA- CUNT!!!”

And evidently. Whatever it was she tried to do, wasn’t working.

“GUYS…”

The stranger’s bike floated up, item cracking. Red shards expanding into what looked like a circle, my heart sank. Stomach swallowing as Locke stammered out.

“I- That-”

“GO HOME.”

Snarling through her teeth, glaring at the bandit as his thicker headed brother slapped his head.

“I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN THE JOB!”

“H- HEY!”

And then they turned, my head shifted back. I’d seen this only a few times, body tugged back. Letting out a gasp as he managed to mouth out an instruction. Not like I needed one, trees started to uproot themselves, thunder booming as an ancient voice roared out in… French??

Accent cutting through, cursing as flames erupted across and then…

For reference read the following.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52655824/chapters/133190566

[hvlthgxth]

I'm on that Christmas Eve pack. More crystals than Jack Frost's jizz. I'm talking North Pole nugs look like I plucked em outta Frosty the Snowman's ball sack. Terpenes so strong it'll make your shit smell like peppermint bark. This holiday hash will have your ass wrapped up under the tree with a bow on your head talking about "I am the present"

[jenniferstolzer]

Frosty's Winter Wonderland

So I'm watching Frosty's Winter Wonderland, which is the Rankin Bass special in which Frosty takes a wife. Watching this as an adult raises so many questions. First off, I just want to mention that Crystal was built to Frosty's specifications from height to clothes to even her name. She is a tailored spouse for this snowman, but he realizes pretty quickly that she can look exactly as he wants but isn't a good life partner until she's got a mind of her own. And also she came out more clever than he is. Jury's still out on whether or not she can count.

But what I really wanted to make a note of is the simultaneous restraint and absolute flippancy with which these children wield their new lifegiving powers. You kids have cracked the secret to bringing snow to life (and it's some kind of inherited magic hat/love combination) and instead of making just an army of snow people to play with, they share their two snow people friends even though Frosty obviously has a favorite couple of kids that he spends the most time with. No one gets jealous that he's always giving rides to the girl with the hat?

But then when it's time to get married, the Parson is like "I can't marry snow people, we need to CONJURE A COMPLETELY NEW LIFEFORM to do this service for you." So they build a Snow Parson and bring him to life with the honest to god Bible (begs the question if anyone dropped a new testament in the snow and suddenly been pursued by sentient snow drifts) and once his service is complete, he's just gone. Just... vanished.

Did... did they disassemble him when they were done? Did the Parson rip his King James out of the Snow Parson's hand and with it pull the spark of life from his snow body? Did the Snow Parson beg? Was he aware that he was being killed?

Justice for the Snow Parson.

[joanthelovely]

Frosty: The return of the terror

I had recently re-watched the Frosty the Snowman original short and have developed fun new opinions about it. Its kind of interesting to revisit some of these shorts and adjusting my perspective from whimsical child to aggravated by everything adult. The challenge now becomes to watch one I haven't seen (and I've seen a lot)…one that has only been seen by adult eyes.

Digging through the backlog of sequels (why are there so many sequels?!) I found that the next one to watch would be Frosty's Winter Wonderland or as I am now dubbing, Frosty makes a Real Doll. What's fun about watching this as an adult is that I'm not coming to it with any kind of nostalgia. No rose colored glasses for me. Will I enjoy this or will it be bad? I do come to it with the understanding that I am not the intended audience, but I watch a lot of cartoons where I am not the audience and still find merit.

Frosty's Winter Wonderland is a kind of sequel that came out in 1976, so about 7 years from the original. I say kind of, because the a lot of the characters have changed and they've added new ones. It looks like they kept the same Frosty voice actor, but had to swap out the narrator due to Jimmy's deteriorating health.

Holy shit is that Andy Griffith?! I didn't even need to see the face to know who that was once he started speaking.

I guess we're trying rebuild Frosty. This is bargain basement WISH Frosty. No kids. Do better. You had a real one. Just..I don't know...call him? maybe?

Real Frosty looks like he's stuck in a Frozen Wasteland. His house is …dark and unpleasant. Certainly no Fortress of Solitude here. Does the sun ever come out? But hey, looks like winter's finally here. Frosty can just ditch the Pole and come back to town.

One new character we get to meet is Jack Frost. He's a bit jealous of Frosty, because Frosty is like the fun dad. Jack is more of the business of winter and what would these darn kids do if there was no snow. Jack just wants a little attention, because he's awesome and paying the bills.

Kids need to learn to keep their mouth shut. Here's how you make a villain right here. Talking shit to his face. Not even doing it behind is back. He could have just been some obnoxious guy at the party you say hi to and have a little bit of small talk, but no...

This is why he's going to steal your hat. It may be the wrong hat, but at least he tried.

Now for some miscellaneous winter fun. One horse open sleigh and all that with 2 horses. Figure 8's that turn into 9's. Definitely a questionable choice of friend for children.

The kids now notice that Frosty is depressed when they leave for the day. He goes on about how lonely he is when everyone is gone. He just waits for them to come back.

You know what you need Frosty… you need a wife. Someone who's beautiful and tells you your handsome. Like, no, kids. Maybe start with a pet? Have you seen his house? Would you trust him with another sentient being?

We'll call this segment "Lets build a real doll" because Frosty has some criteria…boy does he have some criteria. She definitely needs to be shorter than him…and I dunno, maybe some of those small Disney hands. I guess I'm grateful she has an actual snowman shape and isn't narrow waisted and big bosomed. The apron was a nice touch.

Now a name. We need a name. Where have i heard this joke before: Cleopatra Minihaha Neigh CornFlakes (really? this is getting a little tired fellas) How about we just settle on Crystal. That's a nice stripper name.

Here's where we also figure out that not just any hat will do. Frosty is going to mope for awhile and then suck it up and get her a present. Because when the ladies don't come to life for you, it's time to butter them up. Turns out it doesn't have to be a hat.

Happy Birthday :P Does she have to hold the flowers forever? If he has to wear the hat forever, does she have to permanently drag around the flowers? Hey…we're did they go? Did we just get tired of drawing them? Now we really are stealing Frosty's hat. Man down! Man down! Crystal…I think Jolene….I mean Jack Frost, is after your man.

Oh look, more flowers. I guess love wins. Now lets belly flop down to town.

Frosty…everyone is trying to sleep. I get that you're excited, but you are actively waking up a whole town of children after their bedtime. Where are their parents? Why aren't the adults getting upset…

Parson Brown. Haha, I get it. Clever. Way to bring in the whole Christmas collection.

I'm only allowed to marry REAL people. Where have I heard this argument before. Do we need to do a Snowman civil union then? Nope, just another magical snowman to do it. Are they growing on trees down here?

Must be nice that everyone can build a magical snowman now. Is he going to give the book back when he's done? I don't remember him from the end of the movie. Did they create and destroy a sentient being for the pure purpose of not having to marry 2 snowpersons?

Jack Frost is still being a bit of a bitch, but oh clever Crystal knows how to deal with a man. Be the best man? Iv'e always been the best man. You can come to our wedding and everything because we NEED you.

Now that everyone is best friends, Winter never has to end. Yay! Endless cold forever and ever. No schoool!

Darn it Parson, Why do you have to be such a buzzkill. No one cares about the seasons and the trees. More Snow days! Forever!

...ok fine...we'll go home

I like this movie, slightly more than the original, but not much more than that. I don't like how they dealt with sad sack Frosty. Could they have not struck up a friendship between him and Jack Frost? I hate that the first suggestion was lets build you a dependent woman to your specifications. Crystals cool and all, but she was literally built because Frosty couldn't cope with his diverse group of friends.