The Guardiana Magic School Run - Part 12
We begin Chapter 4 with more cryptid sightings.
And now some more promotion whining. Khris is up for promotion now, however, like Lowe, I can delay her until level 16 to get Heal 3 faster, at the expense of delaying Heal 4 until level 21 promoted. I already said I prefer doing that.
But Khris has another thing to consider, which is Aura. She learns Aura 1 at level 20, which means I could get it earlier by delaying her promotion even more, however that super delays both the aforementioned Heal 4 and Aura 2, which is all the way at level 28. I'm okay with that because I doubt I'd be getting to that level anyway
My actual worry is that she doesn't get to that level quickly enough and misses promotion only weapons. So while the initial plan is to promote her at 20, I might change my mind if I decide I need her attack more.
Whining done, let's explore my favorite town of Pao. We find a Long Sword, which Max still can equip despite being unpromoted, so I'll just carry on with him like this I guess. I could buy the Mermanbuster from the deals now and promote Max, but he's being super busted for now so let's maybe save money, I don't remember what things we might want to buy later on.
There are no new deals. The regular Weapon Shop offers us the Power Lance, which is stronger than the Power Spear, but weaker than the Elf Slayer so it doesn't matter for us. And then there's the Paralyzer… which is already a Vicar-only weapon. Uh oh. I forgot about this. Maybe this means the healers are already behind in attack but, I again don't think I want to risk them attacking in the next battle. Actually I'm very afraid of the next battle, I'm expecting it to end to current deathless streak.
To put some more pressure in, this shop will leave before the battle, so I have to make a decision now. I'm sticking to my plan of delaying the priests' promotion then, but I might reevaluate depending on how things go.
And that's it. The Pao train has moved on and so must we. We get to say hi to Kokichi and Vankar but can't even sell their weapons for profit right now.
The Raging Drum is an anti-artillery axe. We don't have axe users in this playthrough so that means nothing to us.
Anri is right. Look at all those enemies. They don't advance at once, they come in waves, but still gather faster than you'd expect, especially with us having only eight characters to attack. The terrain is also completely plain and wide, so it's hard to protect the squishy characters. If you don't recall, six out of my eight characters are squishy. There's a reason I expect to die.
We're also at a ridiculous distance from then so there's not much to do for now. I do wonder if I can try sticking a bit to the north or south and approach one side of his army first. I never tried before because I don't really think when playing Shining Force casually.
Okay so I goofed up and picked to go north, but there's barely any space to move around them here, there's more space to the south but i don't think i have the time to correct course when the wave of knights is coming behind them. I'm also unsure if these guys can be baited at all, since they're lining up in a pretty formation.
More importantly, remember when I said it sucks to not be able to see enemy stats before attacking them once? This battle is why. One of the lizardmen, the middle one i think, has the heat axe equipped, and deals way more damage. I would love to wipe that one first, but that means throwing myself in the very middle of their formation.
This battle sucks man I have no clue what to do here.
The lizardmen indeed do not advance easily, and the pegasus knights are basically already here. I wonder if they advance easily due to their movement, or if they'll stop somewhere as well. I'm honestly so clueless as to how to approach them that i might as well observe a little.
hell
The Silver Knights are also already coming and I have definitely messed up at this point.
Somehow I've managed to bait only a few enemies, but the lizardmen are dealing 2 damage each (without the heat axe!!), and baby, I'm deeply missing when that number was always 1.
and this is just horrifying
But if I'm horrified, Max is PISSED OFF about it. Please keep this energy man.
Tao gets in the range of enemies doing this but Gong will be able to cover her before any of them move. Will he survive? That's the question.
All I can say is that no one will survive her. Sadly this thing is 8 MP so she has like, three uses of it. Definitely won't be able to save them for Elliot, I have no clue how I'm gonna deal with Elliot actually, I don't trust anyone escept Max to approach him, I'm starting to think I REALLY should have bought the mermanbuster.
Okay it does seem like I hit a sweet spot in this field by accident. Max and Gong defeat the remaining lizardman, and only a Silver Knight advances, and they're weaker than everything else here. A Dark Priest also comes to heal Max's counterattack on the knight, and I sure would love to wipe these guys out before they heal something stronger. I'll also save Tao's MP for stronger enemies.
Max defeats the priest, Gong attacks the Silver Knight, but I'm too scared to advance anyone else! And I was right, because the Heat Axe guy finally comes:
If they did a second attack, we would have been toast.
There has to be a smarter way to do this fight but man, I don't know it.
At least Tao gets to solve the problem.
As seen by another patented Arthur Level Up, everyone gathers to defeat the previous wave of enemies, even though Anri is at reach of enemies now and I hate it, thankfully they are obsessed with Max as usual.
Now that the Super Heat Lizard is gone, the pegasus knights are by far the bigger threat (28 attack against 22 and 20 from the lizardmen and silver knights). Unfortunately there's two of them while Tao only has one more Blaze 3, but I'll use anyway, I suspect Elliot is resistant to magic. Most bosses are.
I legit don't know what I'm gonna do about Elliot :')
Next turn. We're alive! Somehow! Even though I risked Anri in front of the Silver Knight and Arthur did The Exact amount of damage to finish them off, nothing more, nothing less. The final enemies refuse to advance, so I finally have some attempt at positioning.
And by that I mean let's just send Max as usual.
After two turns in which Max and the knights decide to be the spiciest lads and trade a bunch of counters and double attacks, we wipe out everyone at the center. Hurray. Now I cannot avoid dealing with Elliot any longer.
I'm hoping to bait the enemies without Elliot, bosses don't move much.
I cannot complain, enemies are obedient in this game.
Also, check out this sweet attack boost from Gong!
Will he advance if I do this? I considered doing it with Max before the classic issue of "oh no what if I lose the whole battle" popped up, so yeah, sorry Gong as usual.
He survives with more than half HP!
He counters!
Alright this should mean Max also survives, so screw strategy, throw everything in this man.
I'm worried about counters though, bosses do A LOT of that in this game, so let's start with Supernova.
It might also be doing more damage.
So yeah, it turns out he only has 10% magic res, so saving Tao could have been useful, but things still work out despite Arthur missing a hit. Anri even gets the kill, which is exp she needs.
And then we get something even better. Narsha. Who you don't get to see because I hit image limit, my bad.
And I just realized our team members don't end there. There's Domingo!
We're ridiculously close to have a full team, we're at 9/12 characters.
My power is also dangerously close to going out rn, so I'm saving for today.
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Note: the above was played a few weeks ago. The power indeed went out in the next minutes due to a storm, but thankfully it was all fine on our side.
I do need to add something now that the threat of power outage isn't dangling over me, though. This has been a way easier challenge than i initially expected, which is kinda nice as it means i've learned to play the game better, but also kinda boring for a challenge run. And I don't see this changing for now, the next battles in Chapter 4 and 5 tend to be easy for me even on casual play, with a difficulty spike only in Chapter 6.
I've even been feeling a bit unmotivated to continue because of that, so I might make simpler posts for those battles compared to how I've done things so far. Obviously that'll change if something exciting does happen, but I figured I'd give a heads up for this possibility.
Losses: 0
Deaths: 2. Somehow.
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Pairings: Romantic Romile (Roman x Emile), Romantic Prandy (Andy x Pryce), Romantic Anxtober (October x Virgil), Romantic Intrulosleepceit (Remus x Logan x Remy x Deceit)
Word Count: 2,170 Words
Summary: Flirting with Social Anxiety, kitten updates, the kids talk functions, an elusive cryptid sighting, and the video call feature is figured out.
Warnings: Caps, Food Mention, Insomnia Mention, Depression Mention, Demon Mention, Body Horror Mention, Cursing, Death Mention, Sick Character, Immunocompromised Character, let me know if I should tag anything else.
Note: Bolded and blockquoted are actions in their chatroom, not a message. Italic and blockquoted are transcripts of video calls.
Usernames, a quick translation guide: Andy: Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero), Belladonna: hazelnut, Castor: schrodingersdumbass, Dayd: carniverousroomba, Dice: Dr. Bitch, Emile: Thera-pissed, Eve: wall-e, Halley: aspermylastemail, Janus: SnekBoi, Logan: Momgan, Noah: nope, October: eatpavementido, Orion: birdgeoisie, Patton: Papa Bear, Pollux: satantakemehome, Pryce: SwEeTvErUcA, Remus: Octopussy, Remy: Coffee Bandit, Roman: waaahluigi, Sirius: literalsunshine, Teal: uwu, Thomas: shrexy, Virgil: spipples, Vita: þiccness
A Very Sanders Group Chat: Chapter 12
3:07 PM
shrexy: You know guys, it'd be nice if you quit for a bit.
spipples: We're right next to you, dammit. Just talk to us.
waaahluigi: Guys, he's looking at Thomas.
Dr. Bitch: You know what? I won't even ask.
4:57 PM
Coffee Bandit: I think they're trying to lie again or something.
Octopussy: Not Jan this time.
Momgan: We know, Remus.
Octopussy: Well, if I don't make note of it, who's going to prove that Jan wasn't involved?
Coffee Bandit: He's not wrong, Lo. Every time Thomas lies, Jan is implicated as the cause, even when he's not there.
Momgan: I hate that you aren't wrong.
7:12 PM
Thera-pissed: Sooooo. New boyfriend?
waaahluigi: THOMAS HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND!
spipples: We know, Roman. We're all a part of the same human. We all know this.
waaahluigi: I know but I'm just so happy about it!
spipples: And we all support you, Ro.
10:17 PM
þiccness: I have stolen the other girls, we're going to an underage club and coming back by 2am.
Thera-pissed: Just make sure you check Eve's glucose before you let her eat because she'll forget to check.
þiccness: will be done, Pops.
3:16 PM
shrexy: What ever happened to those kittens, Remus?
Octopussy: oh yeah. never updated anyone but Jan. they're all healthy again. all twenty six. Dice adopted one, it's name is Domino.
Octopussy: and we adopted five. Their names are Morticia, Elvira, Achilles, Patroclus, and Tootsie Pop.
shrexy: Who named the last one?
hazelnut: that would be me
Octopussy: Tootsie Pop is her cat. Morticia and Elvira are Jan's, Achilles and Patroclus are mine.
shrexy: So that's six. That still leaves twenty cats unaccounted for.
spipples: This would be where I come in and tell you I adopted ten of them, isn't it? Because I did I'm constantly swarmed with five month old kittens.
Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): He gave them all dumb names.
spipples: Sir, those are my furry children you're insulting.
Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): Ah yes, my fuzzy nieces and nephews with stupid names.
spipples: How dare you insult Toast, Meatball, Cheddar, Porkchop, Bagel, Bacon, Muffin, Twinkie, Tofu, and Tortilla.
shrexy: You really went with a food theme, huh?
spipples: To be fair, nobody stopped me.
shrexy: I'll be honest, the idea of naming a cat Bagel is hilarious.
spipples: To be fair, Bagel has no braincell so he's perfectly dumb and content in life.
waaahluigi: I also have three cats. Princess, Queen, and Duchess.
shrexy: So did the other seven get adopted?
Coffee Bandit: Yup, mine and Toby's. I have six, he has one. Remington, Remulus, Remy the Second, Rema, and Remingtina.
eatpavementido: Mine is named Pumpkin. I don't know what these guys are on.
8:45 PM
Momgan: Janus, Remus, I'm coming over for date night.
Coffee Bandit: Hold on, I'm omw.
Octopussy: It's poly cuddle pile time!
1:13 AM
hazelnut: So all of my parents are adorable.
hazelnut: polycuddlepile.jpg
hazelnut: I love my parents.
Papa Bear: They're so cute, kiddo! But you should get some sleep.
hazelnut: My function is Dreams I sleep during the day?
Papa Bear: Ah, carry on then, kiddo.
þiccness: Hi, I'm Nightmares.
shrexy: Wait, you kids have functions?
eatpavementido: more like fragments of a function.
satantakemehome: I'm Insomnia, Castor is Depression, Sirius is Insecurity, Halley is Courage, and Orion is Apathy.
wall-e: Me and Noah are the only figments that are also fragments. I act as Responsibility and Noah acts as Empathy.
shrexy: Huh. Never really thought about that but I guess I see it.
shrexy: shadowdemon.jpg
shrexy: angeltheshadowdemon.jpg
shrexy: virgilsnugglingme.jpg
shrexy: Help, I've been taken hostage as a cuddle victim.
eatpavementido: Perish.
9:58 AM
shrexy: virgilisstillhere.jpg
shrexy: Is it legal to move, fellas?
eatpavementido: I'll come help. Damn, my boyfriend's really choosing his human over his boyfriend.
shrexy: I promise I'm not stealing your man.
eatpavementido: Good, I'd punch you if you did.
shrexy: tobynowtrappedbyvirgil.jpg
shrexy: I'm free!
eatpavementido: I love being trapped by my boyfriend.
Thera-pissed: Don't worry, I get trapped by Roman a lot too.
waaahluigi: Hey!
Thera-pissed: Am I lying?
waaahluigi: No but you make it sound like I'm clingy.
Thera-pissed: Yes, but your clinginess is cute.
waaahluigi: Alright, you may continue.
eatpavementido: Ah yes, the triplets are stage 5 clingers. Gotta love it when all three idenntical idiots are touch starved.
SwEeTvErUcA: I will rip out your incisors.
waaahluigi: I will feed you your own teeth.
Octopussy: I will make you spit out your teeth one by one like a PEZ dispenser.
Dr. Bitch: Good to see the triplets getting along.
eatpavementido: You can't kill me! I have the power of my boyfriend and anime on my side!
Dr. Bitch: Did he just call Virgil god?
eatpavementido: Am I wrong? No.
Dr. Bitch: Alright, carry on.
9:14 AM
shrexy: Wow, y'all. Did anyone else realize you could make a chat-wide call?
shrexy has started a video call
shrexy has invited everyone to the video call
waaahluigi has accepted shrexy's invite
SnekBoi has declined shrexy's invite
Octopussy has declined shrexy's invite
Coffee Bandit has declined shrexy's invite
Momgan has accepted shrexy's invite
eatpavementido has accepted shrexy's invite
Papa Bear has accepted shexy's invite
Transcript
"Hey, guys!" - shrexy]
"Hey, Thomas." -eatpavementido
"Is Virgil asleep on you?" -shrexy
"Yes." - eatpavementido
"Aww. Guess we've gotta be quiet." - Papa Bear
"Nah. Legit, Pollux just busted in the room and
yelled that Castor was chasing him and he's still
sleeping." - eatpavementido
"Shit, shit, shit. He's up. I must have moved." - eatpavementido
"Toby, what the fuck? Are you recording me?
I look like a mess. Quit it." - unknown
"It's a video call with the group chat." - eatpavementido
"Turn it off." - unknown
"It's okay, Virgil, you look cute." - Papa Bear
"Gimme that." - unknown
"Make me." - eatpavementido
"Alright." - unknown
eatpavementido has left the video call
shrexy has ended the video call
shrexy: RIP Toby.
Papa Bear: @spipples Kiddo, please don't kill your boyfriend?
spipples: Only a little bit?
Papa Bear: Not even a little bit.
spipples: Suck the fun out of life, why don't you?
eatpavementido: Don't make it sound like I wouldn't let him kill me if he chose.
waaahluigi: Live by the boyfriend. Die by the boyfriend.
eatpavementido: Precisely
shrexy: Anyone gonna make note of the fact that Janus, Remus, and Remy all declined the video call?
Momgan: They're busy. I figured at least one of us from our relationship should join so I actually went to a quieter bar in the imagination,
shrexy: Should I even ask what kind of busy?
Momgan: You can if you want.
shrexy: Though I feel like I'll regret this, what kind of busy?
Momgan: Janus is upstairs sleeping, Bela is practicing her crochet, Remus is grooming Boogeyman and Espresso, and Remy is taking care of his new piercing. I was planning out my week's schedule around theirs so I could visit.
shrexy: Sorry to interrupt you, bud.
Momgan: No, it's fine. I needed a break anyway.
waaahluigi: Was Deceit sleeping all day yesterday too?
Momgan: What are you implying?
waaahluigi: That he's avoiding me.
Momgan: Alright, you thickheaded, self-deluded bastard. I get that you two aren't getting along. I don't care, quite frankly. Hate each other's guts for all I care. You two having problems with one another isn't my problem. But Janus isn't avoiding you, he's finally receptive to the second part of his treatments and he's finally getting better.
SnekBoi: Logan, don't fight my fights.
Momgan: Sorry, sweetheart. I'm on my way back, I'll come up to you first and we can talk it over.
SnekBoi: It's okay.
SnekBoi: And you @waaahluigi, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry that I lashed out at you and I'm sorry I compared you to Remus, it was wrong of me and you didn't deserve that.
waaahluigi: Oh look, everyone. After three months he finally apologizes!
SnekBoi: I haven't made effort to contact you in the last three months because I didn't contact anyone in the last three months other than Dice and a few nurses. I willingly gave my phone to hospital lock up so I could be just a little less stressed while going through the hardest parts of my treatment for the third time in six months and so that maybe, just maybe, I could get through the consolidation and I finally did it. So I'm sorry my apology to you is so late, oh great one, but I was a bit busy getting medically cleared with remission so I could finally go home.
waaahluigi: oh
SnekBoi: But, since I'm taking the moral high ground, you don't need to apologize and you don't need to feel bad about assuming things. I disappeared and I never talked it out with you because my admission was so sudden and the recommendation of detachment was a spur of the moment decision that only benefited me. I'm finally home and I actually was sleeping all of yesterday. I'm not about to get in fights right now because I'm too happy to be in my own bed again and getting to hold my own daughter and boyfriends again.
waaahluigi: I'm still sorry.
SnekBoi: Accepted.
spipples: Does this mean I have to stop being bitter about you two not getting along?
SnekBoi: No, but it would be appreciated.
spipples: Aight, bet. I'll forcefully make us three best friends.
shrexy: aren't all three of you mothers?
SnekBoi: Alright, this. I never really realized this. And, now that it's been brought to my attention, the first order of business is stealing you two, Bela, and your kids and going to the new tea place in Laurel for late Mother's day. I've been waiting to go since Sharon got herself fired from there and they have the best ginger and honey tea.
waaahluigi: Sharon?
SnekBoi: Yeah, she makes fun of me for being a teen mother every time I see her.
Octopussy: I've punched her once. didn't stop her.
waaahluigi: I know, she did that to me too. I told her she shouldn't say rude things to someone who could and would unmake her.
spipples: Same here except she made fun of me the whole time I was pregnant with the triplets until I just straight up punched her.
shrexy: I guess being decked by a heavily pregnant 15 year old sets you off of making fun of them, huh?
spipples: Heavily pregnant 15 year old with the ability to conjure shadows.
shrexy: You scare me. Keep those shadows to yourself.
SnekBoi: I may need to wear a mask and book a table beforehand to make sure the room is private until I'm in the complete clear with the chemo still making my immune system absolute shit.
waaahluigi: Plus the fact that our kids make a solid soccer team so we'll need a bit of a biggger table.
SnekBoi: Yeah, that too.
spipples: Thanks for remembering my soccer team, guys.
SnekBoi: You're very welcome.
spipples: That was sarcastic.
SnekBoi: I know, I felt it.
spipples: You're insufferable, I love it.
12:45 PM
spipples: Hey, @SnekBoi, you guttertrash bitch, do you have a migraine yea or nay?
SnekBoi: Kind of. I'm working off one but I took my meds so it should be gone soon enough.
spipples: Noted, no doorbell or knocking.
SnekBoi: Wait, what??
spipples: Answer your fucking door then and find out.
SnekBoi: Gremlin.
1:05 PM
waaahluigi: So what'd he do?
SnekBoi: Brought over lunch for me since all my boyfriends are working and Bela is at school.
spipples: He cried.
SnekBoi: Shut up or I will end you.
Octopussy: Anything good?
spipples: Yes, I have the spare containers for you in the fridge when you come home and, yes, it's edible for you too if that's what you're asking.
Octopussy: ooooh, what is it?
spipples: spaghetti squash with tomato sauce, veggie curry, and ham and egg roll ups. There's also a few casseroles in disposable pans in the freezer that you can heat up in 45 minutes each.
Octopussy: I love you.
SnekBoi: be real with him, V, you brought over like two weeks of casseroles. You're just lucky we have a really big freezer.
spipples: Yeah, a really big, empty freezer.
Octopussy: I was gonna go shopping literally in two days on Wednesday when I'm off.
SnekBoi: loaded cauliflower, zucchini au gratin, loaded brussels sprouts, rice cheese and zucchini, green bean, eggplant lasagna, chicken cordon bleu, chicken broccoli cheese, cabbage rolls, chicken & mushroom, tofu caprese, crack chicken, brown rice cheese and tomatoes, and chicken bacon thyme.
Octopussy: hey Virge
spipples: yeah?
Octopussy: love ya
spipples: Thank you. I'm also babysitting your boyfriend until someone comes home because this weak bastard bruised his wrist and almost fell over opening the front door.
SnekBoi: I'm not a baby but I won't make you leave because I'm tired and I don't want Boogey to have to get me things or help me around.
Octopussy: stubborn bastard. love you. thanks V.
spipples: No problem.
Taglist: @glaxyjellyfish @chronophobica @fear-ze-queer @imma-potatoo
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