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crusty-chronicles · 1 year ago
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I can't cope, Matpat is retiring!!!!
My literal childhood hero is retiring. From 8 to 19 I have been watching this man. He's introduced me to so many new and interesting types of media. From my love of FNAF to my love of analog horror. Testing out wacky theories like if you can eat your entire Christmas tree. He is an absolute legend and it's so surreal to see him go after all this time.
But I'm happy for him. I'm happy that he's going out in his own terms and that he finally has the opportunity to spend more time with his family. That he won't be stressed out about meeting YouTube deadlines or worry about different fan bases attacking him because they don't agree with his theories.
I cannot cope with the fact that he's really gonna be gone, but I'm overjoyed I got the chance to have a decent role model to look up to, knowing how other YouTuber careers end nowadays.
Content is gonna be slow because oh my goodness the impact this man and his silly theories have had on my life and now he's leaving.
Sorry for the rant, but dear God I simply cannot cope 😞😞😞
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r0nin25 · 4 months ago
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as requested, a simon!
he needs a bath
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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago
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This definitely won't happen but it would be so fucking funny if they arrive at the planet Thrawn and Ezra were stranded on and it turns out that these two are best friends now and Thrawn is completely on Ezra's side. Morgan Elsbeth pleads for Thrawn to return and reignite the Empire and he's just like "those bitches? Fuck em. Ezzie and I started a band, we play Jizz music on Wednesdays. Here's my wallet pictures of us hanging out."
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canisalbus · 1 year ago
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I could see machete with those lil red lines white dogs get around thirr eyes sometimes
Don't you think he's skrunkly looking enough? Has he not suffered more than his fair share?
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spaceshipellie · 2 years ago
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i’ve done something very cool and very lesbian
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I GOT A TLOU TATTOO FINALLY i’ve called the dinosaur sally after sally ride bc i have to name everything and it’s v ellie obvs
also on a deeper note, stumbling across ellie in 2013 when i was also 14 was the best thing that ever happened to me in terms of accepting my sexuality, especially left behind ofc. then being reunited with her character again in 2020 when i was at a really low point, surrounded by ignorant straight people, scared and truly didn’t know how to exist in the world as a lesbian, tlou and specifically ellie, was one of the very few things that made me feel at ease and feel like i could be out and happy one day. and now i am and it’s honestly changed my life so this tattoo means quite a lot… also it makes me feel hot lmao
sorry to be SAPPY AND EMOTIONAL but i just love it sm
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bludpudding · 30 days ago
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had a dream where cori said “why is every version of my life dictated by you? it’s always you” to morpheus and i think that’s a bit much to have me wake up to
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dazais-guardian-angel · 3 months ago
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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dayleebear · 2 days ago
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Hullo bro I belatedly remembered I wanted to draw yous. Twas a little rushed (also i saw your rb and it sent me over the moon it was so nice :')
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[heavy echo and reverb] AUUUUUGHHHHHHHHGHUHHUHUHUHHHHH
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chaoticlad · 9 months ago
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Was listening to a bird’s last look and remembered about this CRUSTY ol’ AU of mine 👍
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shmorp-mcdurgen · 1 year ago
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Figuring out how to draw this guy but here’s a couple Simons
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tobepercieved · 5 months ago
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i need to get all the f1 guys lip balm.
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crusty-chronicles · 1 year ago
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MOTHER FUCKER YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS AFTER ANNOUNCING YOUR RETIREMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭
(I am totally normal and not still crying)
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wewerebornsextuplets · 6 months ago
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i like that he keeps candy in his pocket. for emergencies of course
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dreamedfyre-a · 6 months ago
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firm believer there was no bedding ceremony when helaena and aegon married because she would cry and possibly kill someone
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ermasdoodles · 1 year ago
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Hopelessly devoted to you
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flovoid · 8 days ago
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yall I’m tired. fuck sims 4, fuck sims 3 & 2 even 1. I WANT the urbz sims man.
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