#crying with crusty

[crusty-chronicles]

I can't cope, Matpat is retiring!!!!

My literal childhood hero is retiring. From 8 to 19 I have been watching this man. He's introduced me to so many new and interesting types of media. From my love of FNAF to my love of analog horror. Testing out wacky theories like if you can eat your entire Christmas tree. He is an absolute legend and it's so surreal to see him go after all this time.

But I'm happy for him. I'm happy that he's going out in his own terms and that he finally has the opportunity to spend more time with his family. That he won't be stressed out about meeting YouTube deadlines or worry about different fan bases attacking him because they don't agree with his theories.

I cannot cope with the fact that he's really gonna be gone, but I'm overjoyed I got the chance to have a decent role model to look up to, knowing how other YouTuber careers end nowadays.

Content is gonna be slow because oh my goodness the impact this man and his silly theories have had on my life and now he's leaving.

Sorry for the rant, but dear God I simply cannot cope 😞😞😞

[hamartia-grander]

This definitely won't happen but it would be so fucking funny if they arrive at the planet Thrawn and Ezra were stranded on and it turns out that these two are best friends now and Thrawn is completely on Ezra's side. Morgan Elsbeth pleads for Thrawn to return and reignite the Empire and he's just like "those bitches? Fuck em. Ezzie and I started a band, we play Jizz music on Wednesdays. Here's my wallet pictures of us hanging out."

[canisalbus]

I could see machete with those lil red lines white dogs get around thirr eyes sometimes

Don't you think he's skrunkly looking enough? Has he not suffered more than his fair share?

[spaceshipellie]

i’ve done something very cool and very lesbian

I GOT A TLOU TATTOO FINALLY i’ve called the dinosaur sally after sally ride bc i have to name everything and it’s v ellie obvs

also on a deeper note, stumbling across ellie in 2013 when i was also 14 was the best thing that ever happened to me in terms of accepting my sexuality, especially left behind ofc. then being reunited with her character again in 2020 when i was at a really low point, surrounded by ignorant straight people, scared and truly didn’t know how to exist in the world as a lesbian, tlou and specifically ellie, was one of the very few things that made me feel at ease and feel like i could be out and happy one day. and now i am and it’s honestly changed my life so this tattoo means quite a lot… also it makes me feel hot lmao

sorry to be SAPPY AND EMOTIONAL but i just love it sm

[chaoticlad]

Was listening to a bird’s last look and remembered about this CRUSTY ol’ AU of mine 👍

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

Figuring out how to draw this guy but here’s a couple Simons

[wewerebornsextuplets]

i like that he keeps candy in his pocket. for emergencies of course

[dreamedfyre-a]

firm believer there was no bedding ceremony when helaena and aegon married because she would cry and possibly kill someone

[elyasdoodles]

Hopelessly devoted to you

[bonezhead]

please do not repost my art

life is very long when you're lonely

[sl0wdiver]

Good morning to a Euros FREE of CHRISTIAN RONALD

[crusty-chronicles]

MOTHER FUCKER YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THIS AFTER ANNOUNCING YOUR RETIREMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

(I am totally normal and not still crying)

[valewritessss]

I’ve gotten to that point where I have to start training myself to wake up early again I’m not liking this one bit

[aviul]

remember your purpose

[melondaskelet0n]

chat can I see your oc (I need a ref for non-nefarious purposes)😈

NON-NEFARIOUS..

Nefarious..

𝐍𝐞𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬-

NAH UH I AIN'T HANDING MY OC FOR THAT WEIRD LOOKING ALIEN LOOKING ROBOT ASS

I HAD TO DEAL W HIM ONCE I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN 💀💀💀

LOOK AT HIS CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY RUSTY LOOKING ASS BROTHER EUGH

BROTHER EEEUUUGGHHH

HE MAKES ME WANNA THROW UP LOOKING AT HIS DUMB ASS, I'D MUCH RATHER LEND IT TO YOU IF NEFARIOUS WAS NOT USED IN YOUR SENTENCE SO THE OFFER IS STILL OPEN BUT KEEP THIS CRUSTY ASS MFER AWAY FROM ME

EEUUUUGGHHH, HE MAKES ME WANNA EVAPORATE INTO ACID AND BURN THROUGH HIS ROBOT GREMLIN LOOKING ASS AND THEN DISINTEGRATE INTO ASHES AND FLY AWAY AS FAR AS POSSIBLE FROM HIS DUMB ASS, HE COULDN'T EVEN FUCKING DEFEAT A ROBOT AND A LOMBAX ALONE W A SUPER GIANT LOOKING ROBOT MACHINE VERSION OF HIM HE WAS CONTROLLING, A FUCKING 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐗 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓 FOR CRYING OUT FUCKING LOUD

GET HIM AWAY AND NEVER BRING HIM BACK, YUCK

(Respect to those you do like Dr Nefarious BUT KEEP HIS DUMB ASS AWAY FROM ME 💀)

[razypie]

same energy

one last meme for Kwak Jichang. you will be missed. 😔💔

im never going to see this meme the same way again 💔 i was rly liking him after his fight with daniel wth :(((