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okay but like. imagine chewing on boothill.
somethin is telling me he's designed in a way where his exoskeleton??? skin layer??? anyway outer metal is set in a way where it's a little bouncy and has the ability to compress like human flesh and skin does and it's just.
imagine chomping in his fingers or somethin and feeling each steel plate compress and make a small 'clink' from the pressure. augh. divine, I tell you.
#【thoughts#AUUUGH#boothill is a virus thats taking over. everything#hes ssoooo#crunchcrunchcrunch#hsr boothill#honkai star rail#hsr#boothill
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I wish I could devour this man. Be bonded forever lmao. Nobody else getting him! He ate!!!
#omnomnomnom#crunchcrunchcrunch#;3#i am thinking abt his dick yes#lmaoo#ignore me#personal#lee rambles
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trick or treat! [slides a rock across the table towards you]
oh goodie! tasty rock!
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@oraclecomputer
Monching wunk
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I consume, endlessly ,
I eat and eat and yet there is always more ,
A constant state of starvation, my desires.
I consume, because I wish to ,
I choose to indulge ,
A longing for more, within me.
My hands stained with residue,
My mouth filled with fuel,
And yet, my heart wants more.
My eyebrows furrowed,
My jaw is tense,
And yet, I reach for another piece.
I consume, endlessly,
I look, the plate is empty
And I cannot help but feel
Somewhat Alone.
There no longer is a source
No longer something I may feast upon
A panic begins to rise within me,
Until, another glimpse of sustenance I see.
I consume, because I can.
I consume, because I feel.
And I consume because I choose to.
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I need Lyney’s special dish SO BAD
#genshinposting#love a cube sweet treat!!!#the amount of chewing I’d get out of it#crunchcrunchcrunch
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ratposting again
I heard rats can chew on large chicken bones, so I got a rotisserie chicken at the store and gave the boys the leg bones with the meat pulled off (to go in this week's lunches). And boy howdy are they enjoying it! I hear vigorous crunching and scraping coming from their cage.
That's the sound of rattie teeth wearing themselves down on bone, while trying to get every delicious molecule of chicken flavor out.
Om nom nom
#happy rats go#crunchcrunchcrunch#scrapescrapescrape#grindgrindgrind#working down those rodent teeth
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Yippee!!!
MUG CHECK! ☕
if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!
eat your ceramics and glassware
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“Yes, ma’am.”
I am an avid Faralex shipper, sorry not sorry /lh
#just1sokkdraws#my art#fanart#sokkdrawscod#cod#cod art#farah karim#farah cod#faralex#*crunchcrunchcrunch*
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There's nothing better than the ASMR sound of a dog/cat crunching down on their kibble
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it's just me and these dark chocolate covered expresso beans against the world rn
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eats all the outfits and runs away like a raccoon who just stole from your trashcan
@ashfluffys you inspired me to make more outfits you WIIITCH
Id make more but I wanna save 2 for the movie outfits... Mu detective outfit coming to cinemas near you LMAOOO
THE MAGICAL GIRL ONE WAS FOR FUN BUT I KOVE IF SM HELP
#a hat in time#ahit#mustache girl#mustache girl ahit#crunchcrunchcrunch#yummy#I love outfit customization so much HSHSHSHSHS
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*gives you a snack*
!!! :V aoum!!
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crunchcrunchcrunch
oh shit the dark type leveled up
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I hope you don’t mind if I say I love David so much and I’m going to chew him like *crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrunchcrunch*
NO STOP HE'S SALTY AND HAS LITTLE TO NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE!!
(happy to hear you like him though! thank you)
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