#crunchcrunchcrunch

[wraithsoutlaws]

[silkval]

okay but like. imagine chewing on boothill.

somethin is telling me he's designed in a way where his exoskeleton??? skin layer??? anyway outer metal is set in a way where it's a little bouncy and has the ability to compress like human flesh and skin does and it's just.

imagine chomping in his fingers or somethin and feeling each steel plate compress and make a small 'clink' from the pressure. augh. divine, I tell you.

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

I wish I could devour this man. Be bonded forever lmao. Nobody else getting him! He ate!!!

[toffee-rambles]

trick or treat! [slides a rock across the table towards you]

oh goodie! tasty rock!

[hardreboot]

@oraclecomputer

Monching wunk

[postixr-blog]

I consume, endlessly ,

I eat and eat and yet there is always more ,

A constant state of starvation, my desires.

I consume, because I wish to ,

I choose to indulge ,

A longing for more, within me.

My hands stained with residue,

My mouth filled with fuel,

And yet, my heart wants more.

My eyebrows furrowed,

My jaw is tense,

And yet, I reach for another piece.

I consume, endlessly,

I look, the plate is empty

And I cannot help but feel

Somewhat Alone.

There no longer is a source

No longer something I may feast upon

A panic begins to rise within me,

Until, another glimpse of sustenance I see.

I consume, because I can.

I consume, because I feel.

And I consume because I choose to.

[radlymona]

I need Lyney’s special dish SO BAD

[atwitchyship]

ratposting again

I heard rats can chew on large chicken bones, so I got a rotisserie chicken at the store and gave the boys the leg bones with the meat pulled off (to go in this week's lunches). And boy howdy are they enjoying it! I hear vigorous crunching and scraping coming from their cage.

That's the sound of rattie teeth wearing themselves down on bone, while trying to get every delicious molecule of chicken flavor out.

Om nom nom

[crystalmagpie447]

Yippee!!!

MUG CHECK! ☕

if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!

eat your ceramics and glassware

[just1sokk]

“Yes, ma’am.”

I am an avid Faralex shipper, sorry not sorry /lh

[mistressemmedi]

There's nothing better than the ASMR sound of a dog/cat crunching down on their kibble

[crabussy]

this flesh vessel has the battery life of a raspberry pi

[go60go]

it's just me and these dark chocolate covered expresso beans against the world rn

[termina-festival]

*gives you a snack*

!!! :V aoum!!

[cupfullofbees]

im gonna evaporate thnis is so good ehthehegehgrhrvr

hi its the anon from your bully joel works (i forgot to use my signoff, whoopsies!!) but i cant stop frothing at thr mouth. i love both yours and smallidarityfreak's works. i need those men obligated.

don't think about joel licking his own blood from his nose off of etho's boots, and definitely don't think about etho kicking him hard enough to cause said bloody nose. watching as joel's eyes water and he gets so close to tears, only to be teased relentlessly. asked if he now knows and understands what he put those other people through, and then made fun when etho sees his pathetic little hardon in his pants

anyways. dont think about it :p

-🐝

Hi anooon violence isnt rlly my thing but i think i did ok

CW VIOLENCE UNTER THE CUT

[binary-bird]

I hope you don’t mind if I say I love David so much and I’m going to chew him like *crunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrunchcrunch*

NO STOP HE'S SALTY AND HAS LITTLE TO NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE!!

(happy to hear you like him though! thank you)