#crunch moon-jones

[d20fuckability]

Gilear Faeth vs Crunch Moon-Jones

"everything about him is unfuckable. man’s eats curdled milk with lemonade because he LIKES it. he’s a truly disgusting creature"

"insufferable. entitled. not a chance of him being reciprocal in bed. probably invests in crypto. #ew"

[little-doggy-boy-kisserstraight]

he kept saying like "crunch get me out of this vent" and i was like dude im in trAAction

[definitely-not-captain-america]

Lmfao not Brennan pulling out some Crunch Moon-Jones for the righteous wrestlers

[18catsreading]

Crunch Moon Jones is the best. The way Brennan pronounces some of those words is just WILD

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

any spare starstruck odyssey headcanons my good sir?

absolutely, npc edition

the junkmother has a pact with the Wurst regarding rare/new droids: the Wurst can use the for a period of time but then eventually returns them to the Junkmonther for her collection.

Plug opens a second store: Plug’s Butt Ugly Stuff Truck

Raymond Zam gets connected with Crunch Moon Jones and they make JibJob so swag, sponsoring the Wurst

Lucienne has a crazy era, then gets really into whatever the space equivalent of cottagecore is.

SQ goes to therapy.

Jan de la Vega never changes. Never. Not once.

[fizzytoo]

d20 unfuckability if all the votes were up to me and reasoning for the first picks. the yellow dots are for characters i don't know about and the whole thing is a tie, i just couldn't' choose. nsfw? also sorry in advance lmao

you have no idea how many times i had to read this just to get my thoughts together

GILEAR? YOGURT GILEAR? GOT STUCK UNDER A TIRE GILEAR? i'd have to disagree he reminds me too much of the old grandpa that ate paint and thought it was yogurt. obviously im fucking crunch moon jones. TRUE he did pull sandra lynn and hallariel but i support women's wrongs.

you HAVE to watch escape from bloodkeep it's one of my fave side quests BUT TO FUCK AVANASH OVER TONY???? i know tony aint shit but STILL HIS BOOBS ARE HUGE

it's hard to choose leiland over cody bc theyre the same?? theyre so pathetic it's hot. PLEASE PLEASE dont do cody like that he's a mall goth without his mall !!!!! HE'S A LOSER W A SWORD COLLECTION!!! he might smell like axe body spray but IT'S HOT FOR HIM!!!

(tiny heist is also sooo good and sooo underrrated)

considering who lowell is up against, i'd also choose him over angwyn but we would not freak it

charity blythe, hot angry evil bitch

[pookiethebloodsucker]

Actually I think the best part of the entire season is just hearing the caricature of a valley accent Brennan does for Crunch Moon Jones

[killerwizrd555]

Crunch Moon Jones is my favorite cereal :)

[crushingdeath]

GERM LATTICE + RUSSELL WALKER + NYE JONES & ELIEN DE SCHRYVER + VISIT ME

Thu 17th Oct @ The Blue Moon, Cambridge Doors 8pm, £6 adv from here

GERM LATTICE

Highly crunched-out, ultra-repeato slack flapping and snarling all over the place. Something to tick all of your Shadow Ring boxes or realise that Young Marble Giants instrumentals smashed through a busted Fostex daydream.

RUSSELL WALKER

The poet laureate of Home Counties mundanity. The Will Self of the Southern League Premier Division Central. William Burroughs for the Homes Under The Hammer generation.

NYE JONES & ELIEN DE SCHRYVER

Drifting drones from electronics and violin dashing out from under cover of the Concrete Gazebo.

VISIT ME

Wandering organ, lurching loops, and processed buzzing vocals. Devotional hauntology drifting between Cambridge and Cornwall.

[helpimstuckinafandom]

Crunch-Moon Jones founded Jib-Job?????????

[wizard-of-lies-and-schemes]

plug is great but crunch moon jones’ voice will forever hold a special place in my heart

(this was super hard to pick, if i missed something obvious or your favorite pls don’t be mean haha)

[englishmagic]

Æg on mæ fæs

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

it's me again!

i would love some more hot takes/headcanons about d20, but this time for a starstruck odyssey! one of my fav seasons for real!!

oh boy here we go (i honestly don't have that many cause i love ASO)

- we all love margaret but i would hate her irl and outside of an on-the-run situation. she would just 100% get on my nerves

- Lucienne is allowed to have her midlife crisis. That's okay. She's not a loser for that.

- Gnosis is annoying as hell

- i would marry Natalia Cicero Connie Lee Carter Bajar. i will not elaborate on why.

- i love that Riva left at the end. good for them.

- i would be best friends with crunch moon jones. anyone who says they wouldn't is lying.

[jordynnishumann]

The way crunch moon-jones looks like a man I would match with on tinder

[islandoforder]

most chaotic thing that brennan has ever done is saying loose duke is in an air vent

[natjennie]

"he kept saying like 'crunch, get me out of this vent' and I was like 'I'm in trahction! I can't get you out of the vahnt.'"