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My new coworker and I were just talking about our most dreaded Bad Texture Experiences and I mentioned that touching microfiber fabric makes me want to take off my hands and put them in the dishwasher, but that the next best thing is touching something else with a radically different texture, and that sometimes this makes me Weird in stores.

"Do you have a rock?" they asked, and then looked sort of embarrassed. "Or--not necessarily a rock, just, like--"

"Yeah, of course I have a rock," I said, and took my rock out of my pocket.

With relief, they said, "Oh, good. Me, too," and presented their own rock.

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

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Tornado

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in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

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i think of a thing i need to do

i sit down to do it

we dont know what hapoens here

it's 11 minutes later and i have not done it

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Love this pic so much. You know she's zonked

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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

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girl made up of a gestalt of about a dozen various different girls.

slime girl core, hollow dollgirl shell, centipede girl providing the structure of the spine, non-physical entity girl piloting the whole assembly, etc.

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i know every digit of pi

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let's form structures with mamas

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But the DOW bounced back now so I guess everything is fine forever again. Market manipulation? What's that?

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