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one of my fav types of tiktoks is 16 yo boys fucking around in their mom's closet when she isnt home
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no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now
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I'm so pissed right now. I know that fabric has been declining in quality for a while but I just bought new pajamas from kmart and they are literally see through. Not just through one layer of fabric either; I can see through the leg, that is, through 2 layers of fabric. These aren't clothes. I am not exaggerating when I say that I have strained soup through cheesecloth thicker than these pants. These are men's flannel pajamas, the kind people wear in winter, and they are made if shittier thinner fabric than even the most bargain bin bullshit halloween costumes. This "flannel" feels like plastic and is thinner than a chux wipe. Why is this even for sale.
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Male loneliness epidemic?? I’m worried about them putting fat bitches on ozempic!!!
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this is the funniest online overreaction ive seen and nothing will ever beat it
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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!
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Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.
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My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island
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BREAKING NEWS: Aliens, spirits, and stolen balls!?
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i really don’t flip people off in traffic anymore. solely go the visible thumbs down route. and i really believe it will get me killed one day
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